Many Waters by Madeleine L'Engle, also known as: Nothing Happens the Entire Book, but Did I Mention I was a Misogynist with a White Savior Complex who feels Women Really Live their Best Lives When They're Objects that can be Used by Men? Oh, and Beauty = Good, Ugly = Bad, lol, Don't @ Me.
...every time I get up to the review for a book in this series, I just sit here for a minute and stew in the ugly morass of ideologies and messages that this author has compiled into a book. Worse-- into an entire series. You would think that since this is the fourth book, the longest yet, that something would happen in it. Something good, too, you'd think! Something of value. Anything of value. But instead I'm left here with this... mess of hatred and bad writing. And I don't even mean that it's toxic, though it is, but that it's just... so poorly written.
How is it that this is the longest book and yet I feel as if NOTHING happened in it? Oh, right. Because NOTHING HAPPENS IN THIS BOOK. I'm not even joking.
Pages 1 - 95: Sandy and Dennys arrive at desert, are burnt, separated and wind up in different tents belonging to the desert people.
Pages 96 - 185: Sandy and Dennys finally cross the distance between the two tents (it's not that far) and are together again.
Pages 186 - 290: Did I mention NOAH AND THE FLOOD???
Pages 291 - 352: Oh. Guess neither of us gets the girl, gets to see the flood, aaaaand we're home now. ...man I can't wait until we get our driver's licenses!
The End.
...
*Takes a moment to inhale deeply and exhale slowly*
On the other hand, if you want to talk to me about, "But surely in all that time we got to at least experience the twins' characters! We got to see them in action!" Girl, what action? Nothing happened. Dennys and Sandy laid in bed, healed, pined after a girl, gardened, went home. L'Engle spent the majority of the book writing about characters OTHER than the twins. The twins just had the whole story happen AROUND them. Literally the only things credited to the boys was the apparent reconciliation between Noah and his father, Lamech. *Thinks* ...yeah no, that's about it. Literally the one thing they did.
Oh, and character growth? *Laughs* Darling, if you want character growth, first you need to have a character. For all that we had L'Engle mention several times that the twins were distinct characters that were different from each other in unique ways, I still couldn't tell one from the other. Their personalities, voices, thoughts, actions are all interchangeable. And that's me being generous because, like the majority of L'Engle's characters, Dennys and Sandy are cardboard figures that never really give us anything to react to, to feel one way or another about. The only thing that began to show their emerging personalities was their sexist attitude, but we will get to that in a little bit. *Eyes gleam with the power of a hundred raging storms* Oh, we'll get to that~ Back on track, the very epitome of just how little anything changed or happened was in the culmination of their arrival back home. We just have an Angel (because we got those) wipe away tans and bleached hair, and the twins slip instantly back into talking about hot cocoa and driving like they never left. And they don't even have the excuse that was given in A Swiftly Tilting Planet where memories were wiped so that no one knew that Charles Wallace and Gaudior had changed the past and "fixed" things so the incoming apocalypse was avoided. They're just ready and willing to slip back into the swing of things, with only the mention of "homesickness" to give a nod to the fact that anything had happened at all.
Speaking of, as a little side track I'd like to take: Since when were these books about NOT changing things? Literally all the others have been about changing the course of the great interwoven course of the universe, existence, and all beings within it. We've done that through Space (A Wrinkle in Time), through Time (A Swiftly Tilting Planet), through choosing who lives (A Wind in the Door) and who dies (A Swiftly Tilting Planet, again)... but we're not allowed to do that in... this book. ...why?
It was, in retrospect, a great opportunity for L'Engle to play with the poorly explored concept in A Swiftly Tilting Planet where things could only be changed to a certain extent lest everything derail terrifyingly away from the path that their own timeline has already taken. She's played with things like Time before, so why not use this as the platform to really explore the delicacy and intricacy of how everything that the twins know and love could be at stake if they mess up the slightest thing in the time they landed in?
Unfortunately, we get a story that runs circles around our immovable main characters. Life exists as if they aren't even there. Besides being a topic of conversation in the community they fall amongst, nothing else happens. They leave without creating any ripples, any changes good or bad, and without getting any knowledge or experience out of it. I said it in one of my status updates, and I'll say it again: this is a non-story. No plot and no character growth or story progression happens. This book ends up being an excuse for L'Engle to bring to the fore the one thing she's been losing her grip on steadily as each book progressed: the ability to hold back her Christian (and other far more harmful) beliefs.
Now, I was raised by heavily Christian parents. These are stories I know with the intimacy that I know my own body and self. There is nothing wrong with wanting to write a story in a Biblical setting. The issue is how L'Engle used the setting as yet another excuse for sending dangerous and harmful messages to kids. Don't think for a moment that I've forgotten that these are considered Children's Classics. It's part of the reason I feel as strongly as I do about these books. And this book brings back a lot of already well-used themes that L'Engle's woven into the plots of her other stories: Racism and Discrimination, the White Savior Complex, Enabling and Supporting Abuse, Superficiality that takes the form of Beauty equating to being "Good" and Ugliness equating to being "Bad", and rampant Sexism.
It's like with each book she lets a little more of her actual beliefs slip through, and those beliefs define the message of each book:
A Wrinkle in Time: Being Yourself, and Love, Can Save the World (Though Some Maturing Would Do You Good)
A Wind in the Door: Child Abuse and Bullying are Fine Because They Build Character!
A Swiftly Tilting Planet: Racism and Discrimination are Okay Because the White Male Savior Says So!
Many Waters: Women are Only Objects, Tools, and Plot Devices for Men, Who are the REALLY Important Ones!
...besides the first book, NONE OF THESE BOOKS ARE GOOD THINGS FOR CHILDREN TO BE READING! I wouldn't even want teenagers to read this kind of trash. There are far better books out there they could be enjoying, with proper diversity, complex and well fleshed-out characters, amazing storylines or even just chaotic, adventurous, weaving plots.
But I'm getting ahead of myself. Let's talk about the biggest thing I had a problem with, the recurring theme of this book: the Misogyny.
L'Engle has been sexist throughout all of her books in this series. From Meg being defined by her complaining and unwillingness to DO anything (even when it would save the world or her baby brother or even herself) and constantly defaulting to Calvin for motivation, to every minor female character being defined by Pregnancy or Motherhood or who she was the Wife or Daughter of, to how those same female characters had one-note personalities at best and were used only as plot devices to further the story for the MALE characters-- the sexism runs DEEP, to the point where I've questioned multiple times throughout this series whether L'Engle even has the right to call herself a woman with the vitriol she treated EVERY woman in her books with.
And it all culminates in this book with the WORST treatment of women yet. Every stereotypical assault laid against women in the past comes out in Many Waters. There is SO MUCH of men AND WOMEN hating other women based on their appearances, on their sexual appetites and practices, on their independence and choice to live outside traditional roles and activities. We have MULTIPLE accounts of women who are supposed to be in "healthy" and "happy" relationships with the "good" main characters of the story being shushed and suppressed from speaking their minds by their husbands, and worse, they do it through kissing, through sex. Even though L'Engle attempted to make it seem like it was consensual, I still got sirens wailing in my head because of how borderline rape culture it felt. It did NOT feel like "they took comfort in their love". And it happened... SEVERAL times, across multiple couples. Rape when you're married is still rape. And even though this wasn't rape outright, it felt wrong. Just because the women didn't complain doesn't mean it was right.
But oh, it doesn't end there. I wish it hadn't even gotten that far, but it doesn't end there. Because then we have the WORST case of slut-shaming that I've read in a book in a LONG time.
Let me take a minute to say something here. I've had my own struggles with sex and sexuality (amongst other things) for the majority of my life. I was a HUGE, vehement hater of sex and relationships of almost ALL kinds for a large majority of my life. But as I grew outside of my narrow-mindedness and discriminatory mentality, as I learned more about myself and realized how I wrongly turned my own issues against other people, I grew to embrace sex, sexuality, gender identities, and relationships of so many amazing kinds. Consent is the one thing that rules my opinions about relationships today. I was so, so wrong about so much. I was cruel, hurtful, destructive, and none of it--
none of it
--was right, no matter WHAT problems I had. So when I come to this book now, having grown so, so far from that aggressive, hurting, confused, hateful person, I see it from a heart that wants nothing more than for people to be happy, to love each other the way they want to love each other. So long as each of them consent, so long as they are happy, nothing else matters-- not gender, not sexuality, not beliefs, not race, not culture, nothing. LGBTQIAP+ peoples, polyamorous relationships, asexuality, marriage-seeking, partnerships-- these things are all valid, and beautiful, and wonderful. The only things I care about are consent and that, if you're not in an open relationship, you do NOT cheat on your partner(s).
Coming to this book now, and seeing how much HATE is dealt to certain female characters, ESPECIALLY Tiglah, just because she's sexually active and flirty and seductive, is outrageous. ESPECIALLY because of the contradictory nature that L'Engle writes into Sandy and Dennys. One moment they're emphasizing how young they are, and the next they're ogling Yalith, our primary love interest, and her--gasp!--EXPOSED BREASTS! So you'll condemn Tiglah for being sexually active and comfortable in her sexual appetite, but you don't judge yourself for wanting to be with Yalith becaaaauuuse...? Oh, right. I forgot. You're the main MALE characters. You get a pass because you're MEN, right?
ABSOLUTELY NOT.
One second you're thinking about how Tiglah is nothing like Yalith and then you're thinking, "Yeah I'd be willing to have sex with Yalith though." BECAUSE YALITH ISN'T COMING ON TO YOU? Oh, but I forget, we only like women that DON'T OPENLY SAY THEY WANT SEX. Because they're considered "innocent"? "Pure"? Because that's not rape culture. *Glares*
Tiglah even asks them on multiple occasions, "Don't you like me?" "Didn't you enjoy it?" She tries to reaffirm that she's never doing anything that the twins don't authentically want or like. THAT is good! That is looking for consent with your partner! And when the twins say they don't want to do anything with her, SHE DOESN'T TRY TO DO ANYTHING. That's EXACTLY how consent works! You never do anything that your partner(s) don't want and aren't okay with 100%! It's not even that Sandy and Dennys aren't attracted to Tiglah or think she's ugly, but they go out of their way to OUTRIGHT CALL HER A "SLUT" AND "EASY LAY" because they're so insecure in their own sexual feelings where Tiglah knows what she likes and wants and is willing to pursue it. But the moment a male character encounters a woman that knows what she's doing, they either try to subdue her (the husbands with their silencing of their wives, verbally or physically with "kissing" or "love"-making) or undermine and vilify her (Sandy and Dennys with Tiglah).
...and this is a children's classic? ...this is acceptable for kids and teens and adults to consider normal and okay?
Women are NOT property. They are NOT objects. They are not tools to be USED by Angels, Men, other Women, ANYONE. They are their own individual beings that deserve to live FOR themselves, making their own decisions and having their own passions without being CONDEMNED for it.
There are other things I can talk about, but I've been going on for ages, and I still have one more book in this quintet, and honestly? I just want to be done with this so I can move on to better (hopefully) things. So let's wrap this up.
TL;DR
This book follows Sandy and Dennys, but they don't grow, don't learn anything, and don't change or develop as characters. They, as characters, are entirely interchangeable, because neither of them have a personality to speak of. The side characters are all straight out of the story of Noah and the Flood from the Bible. There are Seraphim (who refuse to "change" things until they are conveniently needed to solve plotholes and then they say, "Okay bruh, we'll change things for you.") and Nephilim (who are your typical bad guys with the un-cuddly animal representations versus the "noble" animals the Seraphim have, and who really could have been cooler characters if L'Engle wasn't so adamant about stereotypical Good vs Evil crap done poorly). We don't even get to EXPERIENCE the flood. Also Sandy and Dennys have the biggest boners for this girl Yalith, but she goes to Heaven cause she's so "Good" and "Pure" so neither of them get the V before they get Unicorn-zapped home. Did I mention everyone in this book is a HUUUUUGE misogynist and hates any woman that isn't a submissive wife/soon-to-be wife? Also, Angels can insta-remove tans, fyi. P.S. Remember kids! Beauty = Goodness and people will love you! Ugly = Badness and you get killed by the incoming God Flood!
Cool. We're done. Next book.