This may be the most vulgar review I've ever written.
Sometimes I can be very slow in catching up with things. In Bosnian we have an expression for people like that: water heater. Cuz you know, it takes a while for the water to heats.
Anyway, I read the blurb for The Mane Event, I got the book, I started reading it, all the while thinking it's only one book, about Mace and Dez. And then somewhere around the middle, all of a sudden, there's again
Chapter 1
, new characters and I'm like wtf happened? Is something wrong with my copy? Did I accidentally opened one of those books sitting on my reader, collecting virtual dust on their virtual shelves?
As it turns out, the first book of the Pride series actually consists of two novellas. Now imagine my happines when I found out I wouldn't have to read about Mace and Dez anymore. And then imagine my embarrassment when I realized it said so all along on the blurb.
Happiness prevailed.
I can handle sex in books, but when the only thing that happens in a book is characters having sex, over and over and over again, I get bored. So much sex in a book kills the joy of those two (or as many you please) characters finally getting over themselves and just getting together.
I get it, Mace's a shapeshifter (a werelion no less), he's got a supernatural peen with supernatural stamina and all that, but I swear that thing never goes down. It's hard from the first paragraph on. Once Dez and Mace started fucking, that was all they did. After like the fifth sex scene (it stands that I don't have to say that one sex scene means they have sex like five times), Mace's dick got hard again and I thought, oh god, not again! And then there was a short break in fucking, when the protagonist of the next novella was introduced, after which they went home, celebrated Christmas with their families and then proceed to have sex on the front porch, while the families are still inside. If this wasn't the end, I would've DNFed this so hard, you might've mistaken it for Mace's dick.
The next story was better, had sexy stuff in it, but the MCs still did things other than each other.
I didn't like the characters. Mace was too intense, with his roaring and growling and constantly raging erection and honestly, he was scary. I liked that Dez wouldn't give an inch and she didn't allow to be pushed around by Mace or anyone. Her fear of commitment was understandable, but wears off after her third panic attack because Mace opened his mouth about staying together. Brendon was pushy and too controlling for my tastes, while Ronnie was outright annoying. Where Dez's fear of commitment was reasonable, Ronnie's made no sense. She wanted to settle down, but anytime Bren mentioned it, she panicked. Would you make up your fucking mind already?! It didn't help that they were in love after four friggin days.
Sissy Mae needs a bitch slap, pronto, and I simply don't give a flying fuck about Smitty.
But where characterization and plot failed, humor picked up. I have to admit this book made me lol so many times, I got weird looks from everyone around me. Some of these jokes and comebacks were plain silly, I just had to laugh. Plus, there was this awesome kissing scene (which was in my opinion better than any of the sex scenes) that had me wishing for a hunk of my own, who I can kiss stupid.
These novellas are easy to read and they're funny, but they are repetitive. If you want to read them, I suggest skipping the first one and starting with the second, because it's much better. It goes without saying though, Curran is still my favorite werelion. ;)