You know, for what’s supposed to be a dashing adventure at sea, this came across as surprisingly dry ha ha (I know I’ve said this about a book called Out of the Blue, but I only have one joke). This book ran into a lot of the same issues that the live-action versions of the Disney animated movies did (I actually liked live-action Aladdin and Cinderella), in that it endlessly added extra filler on a story that didn’t need all that much expansion. Instead of a concise story, the whole thing just seemed bloated. Simplicity is key, you know? I found that whenever we were with Prince Eric for an extended period of time, I couldn’t help but wonder what Ariel was up to. Probably busy being in a more entertaining story, singing fun and catchy tunes. And while I did enjoy the secondary characters and appreciated the addition of more representation in this book, it was still at its best when it was just directly adapting The Little Mermaid.
What I like most about retellings is that they can take a story that we’ve seen millions of times before, and show perspectives from voices that we don’t usually hear from. So when you have a retelling of a story that’s originally from a female perspective, then flip it, it’s just going back around to telling a story about a boring old prince again! That’s hardly doing a full 180… more like a full 360? They even took Ursula, Ariel’s nemesis in the original movie, and made her Eric’s most personal enemy!? In doing so, all it accomplished was completely glossing over Ariel’s journey. That doesn’t really sit right with me. At least the author perfectly and faithfully translated Prince Eric from the screen to the page, if only in the fact that he was still dumb and had the personality of a thumbtack. I mean, no offence to Prince Eric, but following him for hundreds of pages was a bit... yawn. Anyway, wake me up when they do a retelling of bisexual king, Li Shang from Mulan.