Star Wars Revan: A lengthy and ranty review. {Massive Spoilers inside, for the two games, book, and even Mass Effect 3…ye have been warned!}
Well folks, we’ve reached a new low. Just when I thought that Star Wars couldn’t get any lower after the holiday special, the Legacy of the Force book series, the various changes to established canon as of the new Clone Wars cartoon (even though I still love it), and the various awfully written dark side endings to games (The Force Unleashed I and II, KOTOR 1 AND 2, the Jedi Knight games, etc.), this book is a new low. It…I don’t even know how to describe the utter betrayal that this book sends me and everyone else that might’ve liked Knights of the Old Republic 1, 2, or both. I guess the only proper way to start is at the very beginning. This will contain spoilers for KOTOR 1 and II as well as the book, so be forewarned!
KOTOR 1 was actually a hefty gamble for Lucasarts and Star Wars in general. Previous Star Wars games had been massively successful as well, but it was KOTOR that really broke the mold for the games…for better and worse, in this humble tea lover’s opinion. It raised the bar for Star Wars games as a whole, but…also raised fans’ impossible expectations even more. Seriously, one main criticism of the Force Unleashed was that it wasn’t KOTOR…don’t get me started on that OR the dismemberment point. Bottom line, KOTOR was an absolutely brilliant game with a deep roster of characters, a new era to explore, and a fully customizable Jedi/Sith of your very own! It was practically what every Star Wars fan had asked for, barring real lightsabers of course! Despite all the positive things, including multiple GOTY awards, it wasn’t perfect; which is actually something I need to address later, as it ties into my major point about the companions. I’ll get into KOTOR 2 later because THAT game deserves a once as well.
Revan is a major character in the first KOTOR, described as a whirlwind of not only Force power and saber technique but also tactics and battle strategy. Revan is able to persuade, fight, or just outmaneuver any situation that stands in the way; this is confirmed by various testimonies, journal entries, and the big secret twist at the end. To get this out of the way, because this really is relevant to one of my major problems with the book, the biggest spoiler in the game is that the PLAYER turns out to BE Revan, afflicted with memory loss due to Malek’s betrayal and the Jedi Council deciding on it. It was one of the largest twists in the Star Wars universe at the time, roughly on par with Vader being Luke’s father in shock for some people. It was amazing to see that players had been Revan all along and had all that history, in addition to all the things the player did in the game on the many different planets and best of all? This was the player’s character, man or woman, Light or Dark, red or blue, all player created with unique stories behind them, unique abilities, and unique actions.
Here is where the book immediately falls flat on its face: it tries to canonize Revan. I’m not entirely against the canonization of characters (just see the Legend of Zelda and Pokemon manga for good examples of those) but I’m against it being done poorly. This is an example of the latter in the most extreme way. Before anyone gets on my case, George Lucas only specified a certain level of canon for the two player characters in the two KOTOR games: gender and ending choice; Revan is male, the Jedi Exile is female, both chose the Light Side endings of their respective games. Revan in KOTOR I was a character creation, a blank slate so to speak. Revan had no established identity, no established persona, side, Force Powers, lightsaber color or all else during the amnesia period of the game; Revan was entirely the player’s creation despite having a previous backstory and by the end of the game Revan was usually akin to a walking destroyer able to completely wipe out any threat with fully upgraded companions.
I understand what this book intended to do, but it fell flat with it. Revan is NOT consistent at any time throughout the book in any of the areas mentioned prior. His powers fluctuate to the point where at one point he’s in WALKING GOD OF DESTRUCTION MODE…and another he’s barely able to fend off three hapless troops. His personality is all over the place, going from brooding and serious to joking and laughing BY THE VERY NEXT CHAPTER! He…basically is not Revan, not the one that players took a long journey with and spent a good 8 years wondering about, and that’s not even getting into the ending of the book! He’s married to Bastilla which, while not entirely bothering me because I romanced her my first playthrough, has bothered me because of what happens to her character as a result. The result of this is Bastilla Shan, the noble, the wise, the slightly naïve but altogether complete badass who stood her ground against Malek alone and was able to resist turning to the Dark Side for a long time…is stuck at home being Revan’s cheering section. Smooth Mr. Karpyshyn, you not only have nothing for her to contribute by the very end of the game if the player manages to redeem her from the dark side but now you completely eviscerate her character by having her just…stay at home, because that’s how marriage in Star Wars works right? Never mind that when Han Solo and Leia got married and had about three kids, Leia was still performing her duties as an ambassador and later on became a Jedi; risking life and limb not only got Han but for the Rebel Alliance as a whole!
Revan sucks at persuasion here, and despite the fact that he’s a recognized hero who saved the galaxy from a never ending Sith army and super weapon; he’s treated like an old war relic that refuses to die! So, because SOME Jedi didn’t like him…he’s practically put out to pasture? Drew, you CREATED Revan, couldn’t you think of something else other than that for him? That’s strike one on the MASSIVE list I have! The companions are next, and I swear this is going to be the absolute lousiest thing I say in this review…okay, maybe not THE lousiest but something close to it! This is probably the worst stab in the back to loyal friends since Ultima 9, the Legacy of the Force book series, the Transformers films by Michael Bay, and the post-Konoha invasion arcs in Naruto Shippuden!
Okay, I briefly went over Bastilla’s massive derailing earlier but I feel the need to comment some more on her and the companions as a whole. It turns out that Bastila was carrying Revan’s child, which I’m not against since the Old Republic confirmed Satele Shan months to a year before the book was even announced. The problem is it reduces her to the pregnant love interest that has nothing to do but wait for her partner to return. Leia and Etain Tur-Mukan, a canon character and a character from Karen Traviss’ Republic Commando series respectively, act as ambassadors and negotiators whilst pregnant while their husbands are off in battle, they don’t stay at home like the book has Bastila doing; nor are their husbands the forefront of their minds. Even Padme Amidala still maintained senatorial duties and ambassadorial duties. I might be remembering this wrong, but I don’t remember much about Bastilla from the book besides how different she was from the games in terms of persona and motivations. I remember more about the utter betrayal of the rest of the companions and later characters then I did about Bastila, perhaps I suck as a reader or Karpyshyn as a writer? You decide!
Onto the companions! You remember all those awesome and amazing characters that were in KOTOR 1, like HK-47, Carth, Zaalbar, Juhani, Mission, etc? Well, get ready for all that to be stomped into the dust because most of them are never seen at all! Canderous Ordo is in for 3 chapters and never seen again, T3-M4 is aboard the Ebon Hawk making repairs, and Bastila is at home. The others are mentioned in a crappy throwaway line by Revan when he’s helping Ordo and Carth isn’t mentioned at all. Carth Onasi, the guy who accompanied Revan since the beginning of KOTOR 1, who was rather important to the plot of the game, and becomes an admiral in KOTOR 2…is never mentioned at all. I’m not sure which is a larger betrayal, the fact that we NEVER see these characters or the many other things I have to say. To keep this short, it’s companions that usually make RPG’s like Mass Effect, Dragon Age, and KOTOR: understanding their stories, helping them work out problems, getting to know them as people and fighting alongside them and seeing transformations happen depending on player choice. Zaalbar opened up by the time the game was done for me, Carth and I had resolved the problem of him wanting revenge, Mission dealt with her brother, Juhani got aid in her doubting herself, and HK-47…was still himself by the end but slightly less wanting to murder and backstab everything in sight. To completely cut them out of the book is a major faux pas and yet another betrayal.
Oh, but I haven’t even scratched the surface yet! If the treatment of Revan and the companions is a major strike, then wait till I get to the treatment of the OTHER major character involved in the story. Remember when I said that I’d give KOTOR 2 a once over? Now’s the time to do so! You see, KOTOR 2 was supposed to be the sequel that was twice as good and twice as awesome as the first; but for some reason Lucasarts got a bit greedy and decided to have Obsidian studios rush the product before it could brush its teeth. They wanted it twice as awesome; twice the awards, and twice as content rich…but they only gave them half the time. They really shouldn’t have been surprised that it wasn’t as good as the first or that it received more criticisms then the first did. It has a ton of problems, such as that several levels are incomplete, several quests are incomplete, important conversations are incomplete, the last level is largely incomplete, and there’s really no ending. Now, the player character was just as interesting as Revan was. The Jedi Exile was a Jedi that followed Revan to war before Revan’s memory loss, and was cut off from the Force as a result of this action and exiled from the Order. The player also encounters many new faces but also a few familiar faces as well that actually evolved as a result of the player’s choices in KOTOR 1, as well as locations that are mostly new with a few older ones mixed in. There are different choices to make and a ton of other features like influence that come into play when dealing with the companions.
What does all of this have to do with the book, you ask? Well, about halfway through the story, the Jedi Exile shows up! Yep, the Exile shows up, is female, a Jedi Guardian, and has a name! Her name is Meetra Sutrik, and she…well, actually she doesn’t entirely have much to separate her from a normal Jedi. Either that or I don’t precisely remember much about her that separated her from a normal Jedi. My memory’s the worst in this respect, though I do remember the ending and how it’s the ultimate disrespect to all involved…and how it’s pretty much the worst possible thing to happen to fans of KOTOR 1 and 2. Oh, and remember all of those bright and sprightly companions the player had in KOTOR 2, and all the adventures they went on? Prepare for hope and joy to be summarily crushed, because NONE of the Exile’s adventures are mentioned in the book, nor her companions…ever, actually. In fact, the only real memorable thing about the Exile is how the ending goes down, but I need to address one other thing before that…
Okay, about halfway through the story, Revan boards the Ebon Hawk and flies off into the outer rim…and his ship gets shot out of the air by, pause for dramatic effect…LORD SCOURGE! Dun, Dun, Dunnnn! By the Force, Lord Scourge?! Not Lord Scourge, anybody but him! How will we survive— hang on a second, who is this guy? Where did he come from, how did he take out the Ebon Hawk in one hit, what is his purpose in the story? These questions barreled through my head when I first encountered Scourge…and here’s the best bit: he takes over the entire book, is in the chapter IMMEDIATELY following Revan’s prologue, and does the stupidest thing to screw over the ending. He has the gift of prophecy, and that’s about the only thing I can bring myself to care about this guy who takes over literally the ENTIRE PLOT…and even then it’s because it’s a plot point! He would be interesting if he had an entirely separate book dedicated to him, but here he’s…well, just a Sith with the gift of sight.
Okay, biggest betrayal time folks. The ending is, without any form of exaggeration whatsoever, the worst thing I’ve ever seen out of Star Wars. Worse then the dark side ending of KOTOR 1, worst than the one in the Force Unleashed, worse then…well, not worse then the Legacy of the Force but it comes damned close! So…after a complicated series of events involving Revan breaking out of his restraints thanks to the Exile and T3, Scourge, Revan, and the Exile face down the Sith emperor. The three are doing rather well, when suddenly Scourge has a vision of the emperor being defeated by another Jedi that isn’t the two standing alongside him! So…and I swear I’m not making this up, the ending starts going south. The Jedi Exile, the character whom ended up slaying multiple Sith Lords and stopped the galaxy from being totally screwed on four to five different levels…is promptly betrayed first, zapped with Force Lightning and killed without comment. Revan is zapped into unconsciousness and thrown into cryogenic freeze by the Sith Emperor. T3-M4, the greatest droid companion this side of R2-D2, is flash fried and disintegrated by the Sith Emperor…I just…WOW! I could compare this to Cry for Justice, where Prometheus took out a ton of League members almost effortlessly, or Identity Crisis where Slade managed to injure League members WHILE STANDING STILL and suffered NO hits to him despite dealing with people that had FREAKING SUPERPOWERS…and he was just using a sword and his fists against SEASONED League members! I could even bring up Syndel from the 2011 Mortal Kombat, curbstomping about 7 other fighters that the player has played as…in a cutscene, that the player has no control over and comes out of nowhere in the last couple hours of the game! But this, my dear readers, deserves some more damn attention than that!
One! Killing off the Jedi Exile in this way, someone that players loved just as much as Revan at least, is not only typifying the Stuffed in the Fridge trope but is also a final slap in the face to a great character, female characters in general, and fans like myself that were hoping to see something grand, operatic, and amazing for a character that we spent hours building! It’s a shock death, it’s basically sweeping the supposed “lesser female” character of the Exile, and indeed the very idea of a strong female character in general, under the bus! The fact that she’s the first to be betrayed and killed off without so much as a lasting blow on her part is my proof. She and Revan are both iconic characters in the way that Gordon Freeman and Chell are, silent but memorable and they are characters that deserve better than this! The Exile managed to survive all manner of things thrown at the character, including being cut off from the Force and being hunted by Sith that ruled the majority of the galaxy AND OVERCAME IT ALL! Killing her off like this is just…argh!
Two! Revan going out in the way that he did, while not outright KILLING him, might as be slapping fans in the face twice! I understand he does appear in some form in the Old Republic, but that’s something I’ve found problematic. Instead of a full KOTOR 3 game featuring either the player playing as their choice of character, we got the MMO. Not that the MMO is a problem by itself, but it’s like…paying for what is essentially about 12 campaigns which I could probably burn through in a summer per month…isn’t fun. That and this POS was created in it’s place to explain what happened?! Suffice to say, I wasn’t in any mood to play TOR after that…though now that it’s going Free to Play I might! Anyway, Revan being stuffed into a freezer…just doesn’t jive well with the perception or any sort of expectation that I had for Revan’s fate, let alone the Exiles. This is the character that held off at least three to four high ranking Jedi, practically held off the Council SINGLE-HANDEDLY…and he’s just stuffed into a freezer?! That’s not just a slap in the face to a character, BUT THE ENTIRE KOTOR FANDOM AS A WHOLE!
Three! T3-M4 dying in that way was about as tragic, heartbreaking, and infuriating as…Legion’s death in Mass Effect 3 without the sense that the death meant something. It’s as though Stephen Moffat was directing the whole scene by saying “Now kill off the cute cuddly one, that’ll REALLY make fans cry!” It’s not enough that I got to see two of my favorite characters in the entirety of the Star Wars universe get cheaply toyed with and broken at the last minute, but ya had ta throw in the droid dying huh? That’s great, that’s just perfect, FEED ME MORE reasons to want to slam this book against a wall!
There are a few good things I can say that Mr. Karpyshyn did here. The lightsaber battles, however brief, are fun but a bit formulaic for lightsaber battles. To elaborate on that point, I’m used to fights that are of a speed that benefits the character, fast for a character like Starkiller and slow for a character like Vader, the battles in the book are few and far between and don’t exactly inspire the rush a lightsaber battle should. There’s also the character involved in said battles not being…well, interesting. Scourge is one note, Revan and the Exile are broken, and the other Sith characters just aren’t memorable for me to care about…no, not even the Emperor. Another thing the book does well is that it does give us what happened to the main characters of the two games…albeit something completely horrible and breaking all kinds of canon. It doesn’t characterize well, it feels…incomplete, so to speak and I know there’s been posts by Mr. Karpyshyn that he was on a deadline that was very rigorous but FOR THE SAKE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY MAN, WHY DIDN’T YOU THINK THIS THROUGH ENOUGH?!
Overall, I give it 1 star and that’s being generous. If you’re new to all of this, it probably won’t affect you as much. If you’re a vet when it comes to Star Wars, however, I URGE YOU to not buy this book. Don’t think about it, don’t look at it, don’t even TRY to read it…just let it slip into discontinuity like Legacy of the Force and other equally bad Star Wars related material. It breaks beloved characters, completely ignores other essential characters and just…frustrates me to no end with its spotlight stealing character who’s apparently a companion in TOR! This is my Ultima 9, my Garbage Pail Kids, my Countdown to Final Crisis, my Mass Effect 3…bottom line, THIS BOOK SUCKS!