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484 pages, Kindle Edition
First published January 1, 1937
Pal Hoitsy‚ the Speaker‚ ascended the podium‚ his handsome grey head and well-trimmed imperial looking well against the oak panelling behind the platform. In stilted words he commented on the importance of this blessed situation in which confidence had been restored between the nation and the King‚ the Emperor Franz-Josef in Vienna.
It was a bizarre procession, the women in silk dresses and high-heeled shoes and the men in thin patent-leather evening pumps and evening clothes and, in their midst, the skinny little cow, sickly and dirty and with her backside crusty with dried dung, being urged on as quickly as possible so that she would not start to make a noise too close to home and thus wake her rightful owner. All went well and the little band was already half-way up the hill and well out of earshot when the cow recovered from her surprise and started mooing pathetically.
‘But I would rather fight with him,’ he said, ‘than publish all that dirt. I don’t want to destroy him, it’s not in my nature, but neither do I want anyone to think that I raked all this up just to save my own skin.’
‘So you’d rather shoot it out with a rogue like him. That’s what he is and we both know it!’
