I'd lower the world in a flood or, better yet, I'd cause a drought / If I was a riptide, I wouldn't take you out (Anything But – Hozier).
Look, I’m not one to take enjoyment in hating on something that everybody liked (it’s the truth! I promise), that’s a game for the younger me, and I know that this author’s work is very beloved, so I’ll try to keep this brief. I know, I know, famous last words and all that, but I just want to bе loud, so loud, I'm talking seismic! If it sounds like I didn’t like this, it’s only because of how disconnected I felt throughout my reading experience. I think I was expecting more of a Six of Crows vibe when I instead got Adam Silvera’s Infinity Son, only with a peppering of Dragon Age: Origins to give it a bit of an edge. Okay, I realize that I’m just listing a bunch of things at this point, but the Dragon Age similarities are uncanny! Slight spoilers if you’ve played those games, but one of the twists about an ancient order in this story is literally the same as the Grey Wardens' joining ceremony. Otherwise, the core of the story was simple enough. I was able to follow along, I think. Maybe. Though, in my opinion the pacing would frequently get bogged down by the weight of its own lore. I mean, more often than not, my head was spinning at all the millions of names and terms and tidbits being thrown around with reckless abandon. Which is wild because none of this should have been an issue in the first place, considering both Will and Violet are classic “diamond-in-the-rough,” "fish-out-of-water" characters, coming from our world, not the fantasy one. You'd think that this would give the book ample time to let us learn about the story in a more natural way along side the characters, but… nah. I certainly didn’t think so. It was a little disappointing that this was one of those stories where normal schmucks from our world walk into a secret fantasy world and find out that they’re super special over there. Don’t get me wrong, I think that this story convention works best for coming-of-age stories and that there’s something instantly nostalgic and harrowing about traveling to Narnia or Terabithia (Spirited Away's another good one... oh wait, I'm listing things again!), but my favorite fantasy stories are always going to be the ones where the characters have a history with the world they’re saving. Sorry, but my heart will always belong to Cyrodiil and Thedas! And when I wasn’t busy thinking about other fanciful stories or being bombarded with history lessons, I was left alone with my thoughts, noticing certain annoying patterns. The patterns, I see them! The thing is, if I were to really break it down, this book is really just a series of people (mostly Will) getting captured. Like, “Hey, let’s go everyone! Oop, they got me.” Not to throw shade, but is this like, the author’s thing? I know that Captive Prince was big into that, so I’m guessing it’s a common motif. You could say that I didn’t find it all that captivating! Har har.
I guess it’s no secret that it took me a loooo~ooong while to get through this book. I’d put it down one moment and the next it’d be like trying to lift up Mjölnir to get back into it! I was literally updating my reading progress after every chapter because it felt like such a monumental task. And honestly? It was. Congrats to me! Seriously though, I thought I’d be out here looking like Norman Bates’ mother by the time I was finished reading! But I got there in the end, damn it! I powered through... sheer force of will, if you will. If there's a will, there's a way. The main character is named Will. Bad puns aside, I really did have enough faith-a-faith-a-faith-ah that this book would be worth finishing. And… it was? I mean, I’m glad I can say I read it. Though it’s not exactly one of those “I’ll take my bed at 3”-type of novels and more akin to that one book on your dad’s nightstand that he's been “currently” reading for the last two decades. And because I was bored more often than I’d like to have been, most of my time was spent waiting for something LGBT to happen. Yeah well, I came away rather disappointed in that department. I should talk about the characters some, huh? That’s why I’m here after all. I think that sometimes authors try so hard to write gray characters in a gray story that they can accidentally come across as inconsistent whenever they try to dip their toes into something more heartfelt. Powerful and emotionally raw scenes end up lacking the emotional resonance because these clowns were never written with "likability" in mind in the first place! Why should I care about them if all they've ever been is nasty? Spoilers, but in one of the mentor character’s last moments, they’re all trying to impart final wisdom on the heroes as if they didn’t take part in exiling and coldly rebuking Violet out of blind bigotry thirty pages prior! If I were her, I’d be in grudge mode, ruining the somber mood like, “Where was all this about my strength as a Lion thirty pages ago? When I was being exiled!!” But then again, that’s why I’d be a terrible character in a fantasy book. Then again, again, you could say that I’d be a gray character. I'd fit right in with all the other assholes. Um, despite everything, I still liked Will and Violet. Almost enough to consider reading the next one, even. (I probably won't though, "Still love when you see success, everything with me is blessed"). I especially enjoyed Will because, start to finish, he really did have a satisfying character arc. His whole life he’s been on the run, and when he does finally find safe haven, he's instead trapped between two ancient factions, finding himself again running around like a herded animal. It’s a powerful story hook (and a relatable one if you’ve ever been to Ikea), and one that pays off in the best kind of way. It’s good stuff! From a scared child to strong leader who never let the awfulness of others dilute his kind heart. Nice! I was rooting for him from his frightful first moments to the last, where his confidence reverberated off the page. I really do understand why so many people are engrossed with these books. My issues with Dark Rise had nothing to do with the structure or the characters or even the adventure, it’s mostly just a “seen it all before” kind of thing. Also, not to repeat myself, but please let me know if something LGBT happens in the next book. Or in real life. I'll take anything at this point.