... I was pleasantly surprised upon reading the September 12th edition of the NYT Book Review. It featured The Shortlist, a compendium of story collections; this week reviewed by Mateo Askaripour, author of the outstanding debut novel, Black Buck, "an irresistible comic novel about the tenacity of racism in corporate America."
He too found Simon Rich's latest collection of quirk and mirth to be composed of "some of the most inventive plots you'll ever read," further citing the work to be as "instructive as it is imaginative," and containing "morals that are never planted too deeply for a reader to spot."
Learning the Ropes is certainly my favorite. Imagine two pirates; one to be lactose intolerant, "so there be certain things he can't be eating," the other with a parrot on his shoulder, "which always be saying "Shiver me timbers," which be a pretty pirate thing to say."
After making the crew of a ship they hornswoggled, walk the plank, these two become unwilling surrogate parents to a 3-year old girl stowaway, who soon has the pirates wrapped around her finger.
Of course, after they decided not to throw her overboard.
The dynamics of parenting while charting a bloody course across the briny blue, searching for The Dead Man's Chest, is its own sendup.
"And when the little girl saw me, she held up her hands and said "Up?" ... and I said, real ominous-like, "Arr, I be lifting you up all right."
And she smiled because she be too young for understanding subtext."
Rich, who's written for SNL, Pixar, and The Simpsons, also scores with The Big Nap: think Chandler's The Big Sleep. Now picture Marlowe as an infant.
This is New Teeth.
... and it's a delight.