Obviously, not as big of a fan of this second collection as I was of the original Tales of the Slayer. Most of the stories are just middling, with only two that really stand out to me as truly show worthy adventures.
All That You Do Comes Back Unto Thee: A huge letdown considering that this is the opening story. It's set in 2000, during the latter half of Buffy's freshman year at UC Sunnydale. In terms of plot, it does closely resemble the sort of story that we would normally have seen, barring the lack of any hint to the Initiative which was already a part of the show's lore by that point in the season. However, the gang just does not sound like the gang. The voices are entirely wrong and the motivations, while believable, feel a bit hollow. I think this is largely because half of the story is told from Josh's perspective and it leaves the impression that Buffy's superpowers would surprise absolutely no one if she spoke of them openly. (Granted, that could very well be the case. They did name her Class Protector, after all.) Also, the Buffy gang's lack of response to Josh's death also left a distinctly false note to the narrative. Traditionally, the gang was always hit rather hard by deaths of old "friends" from school.
Lady Shobu: I enjoyed reading about a Japanese slayer! So often the stories take place in European countries or colonies, so it was a breath of fresh air to read about the idea of vampires from an Asian perspective. Kishi Minomoto was a fun teenager to spend time with and I felt so sorry for her when she gets thrown into the Imperial court of Japan with almost no information and threats of execution hanging over her head if she doesn't figure it out. Being a slayer in an honor/shame society seems to be a level of difficult that I doubt Buffy could ever have handled. The only slightly laughable part of this story is that Kishi seems to have to fight every distinctly Japanese demon throughout the course of one night. I think Kara Dalkey could have done with stretching the time of the narrative out a bit.
Abomination: I was so excited to read this story because of who the authors were: Laura J. Burns and Melinda Metz, the dynamic duo that gave me one of the book series I obsessed over at 14 -- The Roswell High books. As one would expect from two such writers, the story involves a forbidden romance, only this time it's not between a human and an alien, but is between a Potential and a Watcher. This isn't a problem really until the Potential becomes the Slayer and the Watcher's Council finds out about their illicit marriage and their two children. This has all the makings of a really interesting and dramatic story...but the execution is a bit sloppy. In the beginning, you feel for Eliane, but when she agrees to let an entire city full of innocent people die simply because the Watcher's Council separated her from her husband, well...I lost empathy with her pretty quickly. She does not seem to care at all what happens until her own family starts dying. There is a great moral lesson here: waiting until you're personally affected to fight a problem is too long of a wait. And it's definitely an interesting dynamic to study -- possible romantic liaisons between Watchers and slayers -- but you really need more than 20 or so pages to make an obviously selfish slayer into a character we can care about, if that's the angle you're going to follow. I could have even given this individual story high marks if it wasn't for the abruptness of the ending. Why exactly does Eliane burst into flames? Is spontaneous combustion a last-ditch self-defense for slayers, like a rattlesnake biting itself? I don't know. That part was random and weird, and a bit convenient for my tastes, and is never explained.
Blood and Brine: This was one of the two stories that made this collection three stars instead of only two. Greg Cox wrote some of my favorite APO era Alias novels, so I went into this story with high hopes. And he lived up to all of them. Seriously, a pirate slayer!? How had no one written that before this story?! Captain Robin is not only a slayer, but is a woman masquerading as man so that she can scour this seas and plunder Spanish ships in the Caribbean. I LOVE IT. And, even better, is that this is the first story in the collection where the slayer fights more than a singular, powerful vampire. Robin gets to fight an ancient demon from under the seas that sailors always called the Kraken. And it's a gory story full of pirate battles and entrails strewn across ships. If I had read this story when it originally came out (when I was 16), this would have fit all my requirements for a perfect story.
The Ghosts of Slayers Past: I really should have been able to tell from the title that this was going to be an A Christmas Carol pastiche. I kind of guessed it would be somewhat Dickensian when I read the name of the Watcher in the story: Charlton Muzzlewhit, which made me spit my coffee out laughing when I read it cos I could tell right away it was a play on the Dickensian novel/character Martin Chuzzlewhit. The story, taking place in 1843, even coincides for when the story was being published serially in papers throughout London. So, Scott Allie, I see what you did there. However, that's really where the good parts end on this story. And to be honest, I really don't feel that this story belongs in a collection called Tales of the Slayer because it's more about Catherine Hogarth's Watcher, and he's an annoying head space to be in. As you can guess from the A Christmas Carol narrative style, Charlton thinks himself above the East End slayer that has been assigned to him, and he gets led through time by a Dutch slayer from the past as a ghost, is shown the present by the slayer previous to Catherine, and then we get only a couple of paragraphs of the slayer from the future: Buffy Summers, whose English is apparently so awful that it frightens Charlton into being the Watcher his slayer deserves. It was a funny little tale, but as I stated before, not really about the slayer at all.
The New Watcher: A slayer during the American Civil War who dresses up as a boy and fights for the Union Army. Apart from that, nothing to say really. We don't read much about her fighting any villains and it's more endless praise of General William T. Sherman's raid of Georgia and his bloody ruthlessness. Once again, the slayer takes a back seat to praising of a man.
House of the Vampire: This one showed a lot of promise. A slayer in the southside of London during the days of Springheel Jack and Jack the Ripper, who like Buffy after her, wants to fight evil and still have friends at the end of the day. And, as with Buffy, she finds that does not come without casualties. Also, like Buffy, she fights Dracula...only Angelique does not have the benefit of having numerous movies about Dracula to watch to discover all the ways he can trick a person into believing he'll stay dead. Where the story falls short is in treating pop culture references as though they're real. It's not so much the Dracula references to van Helsing as Angelique's Watcher -- those make sense and are explained by the narrative -- but rather have to do with having Sherlock Holmes references everywhere. I get it, Michael Reaves. You like detective fiction from the turn of the 20th century. But the Sherlock Holmes references add absolutely nothing to the story and I feel that they should have stuck with names from detectives of the times that are still famous instead of using only fictional characters.
The War Between the States: Sally Jean is insufferable and I wanted her to get killed by a vampire. Ardita was a great slayer, and once again, we never really get to see much of her in a book entitled Tales of the Slayer. Instead, we get stuck inside the head of this envious, superficial, backwards girl the whole time. I don't blame Sally Jean for being stupid about vampires that she doesn't know exist, but she treats people terribly and she's terribly ungrateful. In truth, she reminded me of Eve in the movie All About Eve, and I kept picturing Bette Davis as Ardita. Huh...I wonder if that was the writer's inspiration.
Stakeout on Rush Street: Fun, and I think Buffy would appreciate that Betty staked one of the oldest vamps in the world with her high heel. RESPECT.
Again: The second story that saved this collection and made it worth reading. Granted, Jane Espenson wrote this one, and it is proof that a show's character voices are always most authentic when penned by people who wrote the show. With this story, we are once again back with the show's characters, but with a twist. The characters as they are in 2001 (season 6 of the show) wake up and find themselves in their 1999 bodies. This led to one of the funniest exchanges in the book:
"It looks smaller," he continued. The building, the parking lot, the bike racks. "Even the buses."
Willow turned to look. "Xander, that's the special education bus. It *is* smaller."
"Oh....right."
That whole exchange was so much like what I would expect from the characters I watched every week that I actually cackled in glee. But it wasn't all laughs and hijinks and pop culture references. There was a series of heartbreaking scenes between Buffy and Joyce, and a hard decision for Buffy -- have her mom back and lose her sister, or return to 2001 with everything she's lost, but which has a sister she was willing to die to protect. The story ends much like you would expect, but the journey is quite a page turner, and I cannot think of a better story they could have chosen to finish out the collection. A 25 page masterpiece.