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121 pages, Hardcover
First published January 1, 1965
Burma-Shave was a new men’s hygiene product in Minnesota in the 1920s from the Burma-Vita Company. The Burma-Vita company’s masterstroke was the creation of a brilliant advertising campaign for its shaving lotion. The company would pay a few bucks to a farmer to allow the company to place a series of four or five small signs in a set sequence on the farmer’s fence posts beside a highway. Each sign in a series contained a line of an often-humorous quatrain of rhyming verse about the benefits of Burma Shave.
Motorists were obviously either easily amused or were bored stiff in those days.
This book compiles every single Burma-Shave jingle from the 1920s through the early 1960s. Many of them are cute. Here are some representative examples:
Ruddy cheeks
And face of tan,
Neatly shaven
What a man!
Burma Shave
You’ll love your wife
You’ll love her Paw
You’ll even love
Your mother-in-law.
Burma Shave
Lawyers, doctors, sheiks and bakers,
Mountaineers and undertakers,
Make their bristly beards behave
By using brushless Burma Shave.
Bristly beard
Or silky fuzz
Just shave ‘em back
To where they was.
Burma Shave
No lady likes
To dance or dine
Accompanied by
A porcupine.
Burma Shave
Said Juliet
To Romeo
If you won’t shave
Go homeo.
Burma Shave
Riot at the drug store!
Calling all cars.
100 customers.
99 jars.
Burma Shave
You’ve laughed at our signs
For many a mile.
Be a sport
Give us a trial.
Burma Shaves
Hinky dinky
Parley voo
Cheer up face!
The war is through.
Burma Shave
The whale put Jonah
Down the hatch
But coughed him up
Because he scratched
Burma Shave
I’d heard it praised
By drug store clerks
I tried the stuff
Hot dog! It works!
Burma Shave
A beard that’s rough
And overgrown
Is better than
A chaperone
Burma Shave
The wolf is shaved
So neat and trim
Red Riding Hood
Is chasing him
Burma Shave
Dinah doesn’t
Treat him right
But if he’d shave
Dyna-Mite!
Burma Shave
Use our cream
And we betcha
Girls won’t wait
They’ll come and getcha
Burma Shave
If our road signs
Catch your eye
Smile
But don’t forget to buy
Burma Shave
My rating: 7/10, finished 12/12/23 (3896).
PRICKLY PEARS
ARE PICKED
FOR PICKLES
NO PEACH PICKS
A FACE THAT PRICKLES
BURMA-SHAVE
DON'T LOSE
YOUR HEAD
TO GAIN A MINUTE
YOU NEED YOUR HEAD
YOUR BRAINS ARE IN IT
BURMA-SHAVE