My first impressions were wrong (see below) - it got even worse.
Palaentologist-botherer extraordinaire Julia Blackburn takes time out of her busy schedule of pestering leading Mesolithic researchers to traipse around the East Anglian coast, mugging hapless fossil-hunters for their finds. Interspersed with uninformative accounts of discussions with the world's experts are her cringe-making woo-laden musings and innumerable irrelevant reminiscences of holidays, husbands etc, plus a lot of deeply awful poetry that would make a Vogon squirm. Never mind 'Searching for Doggerland' - 'Finding Doggerel-land' would be a more apt title.
The unforgettable high point for me was the moment of the author eating a bowl of yogurt, and thinking it needed a little something extra. Some fruit perhaps? A banana, blueberries? No - she reaches for the canister containing her late husband's ashes...
Hilariously dreadful. Two stars for unintentional entertainment value.
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Impression so far: (to be updated when I've finished and am feeling less snarky)
Doggerland is awfully interesting, I’m writing a book about it. I met a man on the beach when I was looking for fossils, tall, very quiet. He had a tupperware box with lots of fossils so I asked if I could have one. He gave me a tooth that belonged to a little creature called a shrew. I put it in my pocket and went back to my car and drove home. I met another tall quiet man on the beach, he had lots of fossils in a tupperware box. He said he had loads more at home and I could come and see them. His wife was round and cheery, and brought us ham sandwiches and tea. I asked if I could have some of his shells, from a creature called a clam, so she wrapped them in a napkin and I got in my car and drove home. I went to visit an academic, he was Dutch, like one of my husbands, with lots of tusks in his study. His lovely round cheery wife brought us cheese sandwiches and coffee, and he gave me some marvellous bones from a creature called a horse. I got in my car and got lost on the way home but got there in the end. I once lived in a cottage on a beach in Cornwall with no electricity or running water and it used to flood, I mention this for no reason in particular. I also lived in a cottage in Ireland which had no electricity or running water either, so there we are. I live in a gorgeous cottage in Norfolk now, full of fascinating things that wonderful people have given me. My husband died recently, he wasn’t Dutch, but he’s dead now. One of my chickens is dead too, I found it this morning and there was a dead gull on the beach today as well, which reminded me of Inuit children eating gulls including their eyes, a particular delicacy, I saw a film about them, quite fascinating. Doggerland was a huge expanse of land that joined England to Europe, populated by thousands of creatures called mammoths, and humans as well until it all flooded and Britain became a separate island, which reminds me of when one of my husbands who was Dutch lived in Holland and I lived in England and we used to fax each other, even though we were married. And now a poem.
Like fossil hunting, there's a lot of fruitless sifting through mud to endure before you find anything of value. So far my tupperware box is a bit empty.