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Sookie's life is at a crossroads. Her former boyfriend Bill, a strikingly handsome 137-year old vampire who has arguably been the source of most of her problems, has left for the country on a fact-finding mission for the vampire Queen of Louisiana. For the first time in a long time, Sookie has control of her own life. She duly resolves to stay out of trouble with supernatural beings, but on the way home from work, she sees a naked blond man running down the road. Being the kind-hearted soul that she is, Sookie stops to help. The man turns out to be Eric, a powerful vampire who not only owns Fangtasia, a popular tourist bar in Shreveport, but is also one of the most influential vampires in the region.
After taking him home, Sookie quickly realizes that the blond vampire has amnesia. She calls Eric's trusted subordinates and is stunned by what she hears -- the area has been invaded by a coven of shape-shifting witches bent on controlling all supernatural groups! To complicate matters, Sookie's only brother, Jason, is missing. Can Sookie keep Eric safe and find her brother without breaking her New Year's resolution? Of course not!
Overflowing with vampires, werewolves, shape-shifters, and witches, Dead to the World epitomizes escapist literature -- a little bit of fantasy, a little bit of mystery, and a whole lot of fun.
Paul Goat Allen
316 pages, Kindle Edition
First published May 3, 2004
It's probably a bad indicator of your lifestyle when you miss your ex-boyfriend because he's absolutely lethal.
“The Hotshot kids who attended the Bon Temps school always stuck together,and they were all a smidge . . . different.
It didn't surprise me at all that Crystal lived in Hotshot.”
“Yikes. Yahoo. Yum”
“I kind of folded Mr. Happy up against Eric's stomach, so I could reach around him and get my fingers on that absolutely gorgeous butt.”
“the truth was it hurt to remember my previous one-man status, now gone for good.”
“my breasts, which were practically quivering like puppies who wanted to be petted.”
"You have the most beautiful breasts I've ever seen.”
“I had never realized a woman could have to struggle to keep her hands off a man.”
“Oddly, my first feeling was one of embarrassment, when I heard Holly tell me that she was a non-Christian. I'd never met anyone who didn't at least pretend to be a Christian or who didn't give lip-service to the basic Christian precepts.”
“I figured God had made me with the disability of telepathy, and he could cut me a little slack on the sex thing”
“Any red-blooded male who'd ever gone hunting,”
“any P.C. guy who photographed nature”
“the sow collapsed and died. She reeked of pig and blood.”