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Strange Love
He's awkward. He's adorable. He's alien as hell.
Zylar of Kith Balak is a four-time loser in the annual Choosing. If he fails to find a nest guardian this time, he'll lose his chance to have a mate for all time. Desperation drives him to try a matching service but due to a freak solar flare and a severely malfunctioning ship AI, things go way off course. This 'human being' is not the Tiralan match he was looking for.
She's frazzled. She's fierce. She's from St. Louis.
Beryl Bowman's mother always said she'd never get married. She should have added a rider about the husband being human. Who would have ever thought that working at the Sunshine Angel daycare center would offer such interstellar prestige? She doesn't know what the hell's going on, but a new life awaits on Barath Colony, where she can have any alien bachelor she wants.
They agree to join the Choosing together, but love is about to get seriously strange.
Zylar of Kith Balak is a four-time loser in the annual Choosing. If he fails to find a nest guardian this time, he'll lose his chance to have a mate for all time. Desperation drives him to try a matching service but due to a freak solar flare and a severely malfunctioning ship AI, things go way off course. This 'human being' is not the Tiralan match he was looking for.
She's frazzled. She's fierce. She's from St. Louis.
Beryl Bowman's mother always said she'd never get married. She should have added a rider about the husband being human. Who would have ever thought that working at the Sunshine Angel daycare center would offer such interstellar prestige? She doesn't know what the hell's going on, but a new life awaits on Barath Colony, where she can have any alien bachelor she wants.
They agree to join the Choosing together, but love is about to get seriously strange.
306 pages, Kindle Edition
First published January 15, 2020
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Ann Aguirre
81 books7,064 followersNew York Times and USA Today bestselling author Ann Aguirre has been a clown, a clerk, a savior of stray kittens, and a voice actress, not necessarily in that order. She grew up in a yellow house across from a cornfield, but now she lives in Mexico with her family. She writes all kinds of genre fiction, but she has an eternal soft spot for a happily ever after.
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December 18, 2021I really enjoyed this. It takes real skill not to let a batshit premise overwhelm the actual story you’re telling—and while Strange Love is unabashedly a romp (it has talking dog for heaven’s sake), it takes itself and its characters exactly seriously enough.
Beryl, a hot mess of a human from contemporary earth (along with her dog, Snaps) is accidentally abducted by an alien being called Zylar and whisked back to his own planet to partake in a ritual after which she will become his life partner. The keyword here is *accidentally* as both Zylar and Beryl are genuinely good, if slightly damaged, people who haven’t especially managed to find their place in their society.
Both Beryl and Zylar are immensely likeable characters. She’s strong and bold in a none in-your-face way, and he’s allowed to be gentle and kind and sensitive, and all the things that romance hero’s often aren’t. This isn’t a case of instant attraction—props for making him genuinely alien, not just a Star Trek alien with funny horns or whatever—but it soon becomes apparent that they bring out the best in each other, and I was genuinely rooting for them.
Also Snaps. Snap is best boy.
(Despite the fact that a talking dog joke could easily outstay its welcome)
Because I’m me, of course not everything totally worked for me. I think I read somewhere that this was originally a serial and you can sort of tell now and again: repeated ideas and some themes expressed very explicitly. For example, there’s a bit where Beryl tells us directly that she wasn’t looking for an alpha asshole and appreciated her beta alien guy which, well, I really dislike the whole alpha/beta thing anyway but … I mean … yes, Beryl? That’s the whole point of the book, and I have been paying attention. Also Zylar has a cartoonishly evil brother who wants to mess with him for … no reason, although I suspect part of the reason he was required to be cartoonishly was to make his eventual fate somewhat more palatable. And while there was some acknowledgement that Zylar’s society was a bit fucked up, I don’t think the book fully realized just how completely Dystopian it was (they have entire … drone? Slave? underclass consisting of people who didn’t successfully secure a mate).
But, ehh. I’m picking at nothing at this point. This book is funny, tender, romantic, self-aware – and the, uh, alien sex? Is A+. It was incredibly refreshing to read an emotionally meaningful sex-scene stripped of all the usual assumptions about gender, sex and power. And I honestly don’t know what it says that I have found a romance with sex scenes that worked for me, and a hero I found both deeply attractive and relatable. And he was basically a giant insect.
Still. I’ll take what I can get.
Beryl, a hot mess of a human from contemporary earth (along with her dog, Snaps) is accidentally abducted by an alien being called Zylar and whisked back to his own planet to partake in a ritual after which she will become his life partner. The keyword here is *accidentally* as both Zylar and Beryl are genuinely good, if slightly damaged, people who haven’t especially managed to find their place in their society.
Both Beryl and Zylar are immensely likeable characters. She’s strong and bold in a none in-your-face way, and he’s allowed to be gentle and kind and sensitive, and all the things that romance hero’s often aren’t. This isn’t a case of instant attraction—props for making him genuinely alien, not just a Star Trek alien with funny horns or whatever—but it soon becomes apparent that they bring out the best in each other, and I was genuinely rooting for them.
Also Snaps. Snap is best boy.
(Despite the fact that a talking dog joke could easily outstay its welcome)
Because I’m me, of course not everything totally worked for me. I think I read somewhere that this was originally a serial and you can sort of tell now and again: repeated ideas and some themes expressed very explicitly. For example, there’s a bit where Beryl tells us directly that she wasn’t looking for an alpha asshole and appreciated her beta alien guy which, well, I really dislike the whole alpha/beta thing anyway but … I mean … yes, Beryl? That’s the whole point of the book, and I have been paying attention. Also Zylar has a cartoonishly evil brother who wants to mess with him for … no reason, although I suspect part of the reason he was required to be cartoonishly was to make his eventual fate somewhat more palatable. And while there was some acknowledgement that Zylar’s society was a bit fucked up, I don’t think the book fully realized just how completely Dystopian it was (they have entire … drone? Slave? underclass consisting of people who didn’t successfully secure a mate).
But, ehh. I’m picking at nothing at this point. This book is funny, tender, romantic, self-aware – and the, uh, alien sex? Is A+. It was incredibly refreshing to read an emotionally meaningful sex-scene stripped of all the usual assumptions about gender, sex and power. And I honestly don’t know what it says that I have found a romance with sex scenes that worked for me, and a hero I found both deeply attractive and relatable. And he was basically a giant insect.
Still. I’ll take what I can get.
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August 17, 2021Cinnamon roll space alien accidentally abducts a hot-mess ballsy Earth woman; romance ensures. this is both surprisingly hot considering he's an alien, and surprisingly sweet given the Klingon/Predator alien culture. Also, talking dog. Immensely enjoyable.
May 2, 2020
Audio 3.5 Stars
Story 5 Strange but Sweet Love Stars
THIS story had everything I love in Sci-Fi Romance.
Little to no relationship angst – The h gets taken by an alien. Instead of freaking out completely and for an extended amount of time, she goes with the flow. I know that’s unrealistic, but it’s what I prefer.
Little to no couple separation – For the most part, it’s a close proximity romance/relationship which allows for no ridiculous misunderstandings.
A true ET Hero – The H is a cross between and insectoid and bird. So, he and the heroine have to find creative ways to be intimate! And it’s Hawt!
Language/Expression – Even with a translator, there’s still a bit of a language barrier, and I loved the extra effort that was needed to explain a word or phrase. The h teaches the H about affection. I love, love, love when hugging, kissing, smiling, crying …etc is foreign and has to be explained to the “Alien”.
Swoon-worthy couple – the H and h are all about supporting each other and keeping the lines of communication open.
I have to point out that the author didn’t give a clear description of the heroine. Normally that would bother me, but I loved her personality so much, I won’t deduct points for that. Plus, there’s Snaps! That’s the heroine’s adorable little dog who’s given the ability to talk! He’s sooooo adorable!
If you’re like me and enjoy different and strange in your romance, I highly recommend this different, strange but sweet romance story!
Story 5 Strange but Sweet Love Stars
THIS story had everything I love in Sci-Fi Romance.
Little to no relationship angst – The h gets taken by an alien. Instead of freaking out completely and for an extended amount of time, she goes with the flow. I know that’s unrealistic, but it’s what I prefer.
Little to no couple separation – For the most part, it’s a close proximity romance/relationship which allows for no ridiculous misunderstandings.
A true ET Hero – The H is a cross between and insectoid and bird. So, he and the heroine have to find creative ways to be intimate! And it’s Hawt!
Language/Expression – Even with a translator, there’s still a bit of a language barrier, and I loved the extra effort that was needed to explain a word or phrase. The h teaches the H about affection. I love, love, love when hugging, kissing, smiling, crying …etc is foreign and has to be explained to the “Alien”.
Swoon-worthy couple – the H and h are all about supporting each other and keeping the lines of communication open.
I have to point out that the author didn’t give a clear description of the heroine. Normally that would bother me, but I loved her personality so much, I won’t deduct points for that. Plus, there’s Snaps! That’s the heroine’s adorable little dog who’s given the ability to talk! He’s sooooo adorable!
If you’re like me and enjoy different and strange in your romance, I highly recommend this different, strange but sweet romance story!
October 20, 2023
Strange Love is a good title for this book because this was very strange.
Probably the most alien, alien romance I’ve read so far, this was a clever, funny and dark story. It’s a bit of an off putting book in that there is a lot of brutality on page juxtaposed with a lovable little talking dog named Snaps. I’m honestly kind of mixed with my feelings for this. The hero was a very alien guy, who I pictured kind of like a large walking lobster, so I didn’t find any of the sexy parts anything but weird. Also he doesn’t have a dick so it was mostly her finger banging him and then dry humping, to put it not delicately at all 😂. The basic premise of the story is that the planet he comes from faces overpopulation and their manner of dealing with it is very brutal. Those who wish to procreate must compete in a hunger games type situation to obtain permission to pair up and it’s very dangerous. Since the hero has accidentally abducted the heroine from Earth and cannot return her, they must compete or be expelled to a space station, so obviously they decide to proceed. This is a well developed and action packed book but don’t go in if expecting an alpha alien with a big fancy dick, this is not that book. But I like a beta golden retriever type on occasion and paired with a strong FMC this was a decent read for me. This won’t be a reread, ever, but I’d rate it in the high 3 stars rounded up.
Probably the most alien, alien romance I’ve read so far, this was a clever, funny and dark story. It’s a bit of an off putting book in that there is a lot of brutality on page juxtaposed with a lovable little talking dog named Snaps. I’m honestly kind of mixed with my feelings for this. The hero was a very alien guy, who I pictured kind of like a large walking lobster, so I didn’t find any of the sexy parts anything but weird. Also he doesn’t have a dick so it was mostly her finger banging him and then dry humping, to put it not delicately at all 😂. The basic premise of the story is that the planet he comes from faces overpopulation and their manner of dealing with it is very brutal. Those who wish to procreate must compete in a hunger games type situation to obtain permission to pair up and it’s very dangerous. Since the hero has accidentally abducted the heroine from Earth and cannot return her, they must compete or be expelled to a space station, so obviously they decide to proceed. This is a well developed and action packed book but don’t go in if expecting an alpha alien with a big fancy dick, this is not that book. But I like a beta golden retriever type on occasion and paired with a strong FMC this was a decent read for me. This won’t be a reread, ever, but I’d rate it in the high 3 stars rounded up.
January 25, 2020
5 Stars
Delightful! This story features my new favorite pairing: cinnamon roll falls hard for sunshine MC.
From the first scenes, I was hooked. I adored these two gentle and soft characters, often laughing out loud at their early miscommunications. I was highlighting every other section, until it seemed liked I was highlighting the entire story!
Unlike many scifi stories, where the two MCs fall madly in lust upon first sight, things are more nuanced with this couple. They appear completely "alien" to each other, and at first find they are repelled by their physical differences. Beryl, the female MC, looks fearsome to her alien counterpart. He calls her "Terrible One," finds her smiles frightening, and fears that she is attacking him when she tries to offer a hug.
Zylar is a mix of insect and bird, with talons, a chitin exoskeleton, and a beak. Despite his fearsome appearance, he is one of the softest, gentlest, kindest MCs I have come across in a long time. Beryl describes his beta characteristics and gives thanks saying, "[she] wasn’t in the market for an alpha asshole, so that worked out great. If you had to be abducted by aliens, it was good to wind up with one who respected your boundaries and preferences."
That quote sums up a good portion of this story, because "respect for boundaries and preferences," open communication, and expressed consent are explored beautifully in this story.
Ugh...I loved this story and I struggle to find the words to express my joy. Hmmm...there is an especially adorable "good boy" companion dog, a fascinating sentient plant-person, multiple alien species, a tricky Artificial Intelligence system, and some of the most sensual and sexy scenes.
My only niggle is that when the story becomes focused on "The Bachelor" meets "The Hunger Games" part of the plot, there is some added angst that detracted a tiny bit from my fluffy, feel-good moments. Also, there is a big development that occurs at the end of the story that (perhaps) leaves the door open for more adventures with this couple...
After reading this story via KU, I bought my own copy because I was so enchanted with this unique and original scifi romance. I plan on re-reading it whenever I need a smile.
Highly recommend!
Delightful! This story features my new favorite pairing: cinnamon roll falls hard for sunshine MC.
From the first scenes, I was hooked. I adored these two gentle and soft characters, often laughing out loud at their early miscommunications. I was highlighting every other section, until it seemed liked I was highlighting the entire story!
Unlike many scifi stories, where the two MCs fall madly in lust upon first sight, things are more nuanced with this couple. They appear completely "alien" to each other, and at first find they are repelled by their physical differences. Beryl, the female MC, looks fearsome to her alien counterpart. He calls her "Terrible One," finds her smiles frightening, and fears that she is attacking him when she tries to offer a hug.
Zylar is a mix of insect and bird, with talons, a chitin exoskeleton, and a beak. Despite his fearsome appearance, he is one of the softest, gentlest, kindest MCs I have come across in a long time. Beryl describes his beta characteristics and gives thanks saying, "[she] wasn’t in the market for an alpha asshole, so that worked out great. If you had to be abducted by aliens, it was good to wind up with one who respected your boundaries and preferences."
That quote sums up a good portion of this story, because "respect for boundaries and preferences," open communication, and expressed consent are explored beautifully in this story.
Ugh...I loved this story and I struggle to find the words to express my joy. Hmmm...there is an especially adorable "good boy" companion dog, a fascinating sentient plant-person, multiple alien species, a tricky Artificial Intelligence system, and some of the most sensual and sexy scenes.
My only niggle is that when the story becomes focused on "The Bachelor" meets "The Hunger Games" part of the plot, there is some added angst that detracted a tiny bit from my fluffy, feel-good moments. Also, there is a big development that occurs at the end of the story that (perhaps) leaves the door open for more adventures with this couple...
After reading this story via KU, I bought my own copy because I was so enchanted with this unique and original scifi romance. I plan on re-reading it whenever I need a smile.
Highly recommend!
August 14, 2022
*4.35* Human woman and her dog are picked up by alien male thinking he's picking up his choosen one. (Solar flare mess up his ship's AI so they get the wrong planet). Alien installs translators in both her and her dog, I loved hearing Snaps' opinions on everything.
I recently purchased a copy of this book and decided to do a reread. It wasn't quite as magical the second time around. Still incredibly unique, but the slapstick moments (like when she kicks an opponent and yells 'this is Sparta!') took away from the tone of the story.
This story is essentially speed dating but with arena fighting. The goal is to stay alive for the ultimate prize of being able to mate with your chosen one. It's more a getting-to-understand-your-culture kind of story rather than a romance. Low steam, but lots of communication. Featuring an insecure, but incredibly sweet alien looking alien.
I recently purchased a copy of this book and decided to do a reread. It wasn't quite as magical the second time around. Still incredibly unique, but the slapstick moments (like when she kicks an opponent and yells 'this is Sparta!') took away from the tone of the story.
This story is essentially speed dating but with arena fighting. The goal is to stay alive for the ultimate prize of being able to mate with your chosen one. It's more a getting-to-understand-your-culture kind of story rather than a romance. Low steam, but lots of communication. Featuring an insecure, but incredibly sweet alien looking alien.
September 24, 2021
“I took away your homeworld,” he said softly.
“But you gave me the universe.”
Okay, I need you guys to hear me out on this one. You know I like me some interstellar romance. My undying devotion to Ice Planet Barbarians is legend. For anyone who followed me down that rabbit hole and had a hell of a time witnessing the lives and losses of those horny blue aliens and their human mates, Strange Love is the next logical step in alien space romance.
BUT I NEED TO WARN YOU. Completely inhuman alien sex happens in here, and yes, it is freaky. Like, “WTF am I reading and should I be turned on right now?” levels of weirdness.
I figured I’d put that at the top of my review for anyone who just can’t with that. No shade if it’s not your thing. Really, it’s not my thing either but I still adored the hell out of this book. Because the couple is so stinking adorable and I haven’t laughed this hard while reading a romance in a long, loooooong time.
Speaking of that couple. Zylar of Kith Balak is on his last chance to win himself a mate. He’s so desperate that he’s decided to join an interstellar dating service because his past experiences wooing his own race have left him a little bruised, romantically. So he matches with a perfectly acceptable off-world female and departs to find her. Aaaand then his ship hits a solar flare, he’s thrown off course, and the AI that runs his navigation is scrambled. But he doesn’t know that.
Beryl, a human woman, is just minding her business walking home from a Renaissance Faire when she sees some strange lights in the sky. She and her dog, Snaps, are understandably terrified when a UFO touches down in front of her and a creature straight out of the Predator movies steps out and starts talking to her. She thinks she’s about to be probed. She has no idea that the big scary alien has mistaken her for his intended mate.
Hilarity ensues.
Much like in IPB, these two can’t communicate with each other, so Zylar implants her with a translator. Thinking that her dog, Snaps, is some equally intelligent life form, he implants Snaps too, and friends, this was the best talking dog I’ve come across in literature.
“Come on. How bad could it be?”
That was a rhetorical question, but nobody had explained that concept to dogs because he answered, “They could eat us. Burn us. Put us in cages. Not all at once.”
What was almost as funny as his scene-stealing was the fact that Zylar notices how much Beryl dotes on and takes care of Snaps and assumes that she does so because on her homeworld of “Aerth”, Snaps must be some sort of higher being.
I absolutely loved how funny Aguirre was able to make all of these miscommunications. And really, there was a sly truth to pretty much every thought Zylar had about humans’ relationships with dogs.
Her recitation made it clear that Snaps was the real power in their partnership – that she acted as his servant.
I have to hand it to both Zylar and Beryl here. They take a difficult situation and try to face it head-on. Once the translator is installed, Zylar is quick to realize the mixup, and he is profusely apologetic to Beryl. He’d be more than willing to immediately take her home, only the AI on board his ship is so scrambled that after making the jump back to Zylar’s home planet, the coordinates for earth are lost and Berly is basically stranded in space.
Internally, she’s (understandably) freaking the hell out. She’s on a strange world with strange creatures and no hope of ever going home. But bless her, she decides that since freaking out won’t change anything, she might as well try to make the best out of the hand she’s been dealt. Which isn’t difficult when her guide to this new planet, Zylar, is so kind and caring.
Pretty quickly they form a solid friendship and decide to face Zylar’s “Choosing” together. Overpopulation was a huge problem on his world, so now, to control it, his people take part in a sort of The Hunger Games style competition to win the right to mate.
I loved this part of the book. There were trials by blood, but also intelligence-based puzzles for them to get through. My favorite part of it, by far, took place during one of the more violent matches, when Beryl got swept up in the competition.
Adrenaline kicked in – fight or flight – and with both nestlings screeching in her ears, she reacted, kicking the climber in the skull with all her might.
As the combatant fell she shouted, “This is Sparta!” Because obviously.
But this isn’t just a fluffy sci-fi rom-com. There are some darker themes here, of loss and vengeance, and we’re also shown that humans aren’t the only creatures in the universe to exploit power. Elitism, privilege, classism, sexism – these aliens are just as likely as us to act like assholes if they let their status go to their heads.
Including these heavier topics gave this book a bit of much-welcomed depth, made me cheer that much harder for Beryl and Zylar to triumph over adversity.
I’ve read several Ann Aguirre books now, and I’ve loved every single one. Her thriller The Third Mrs. Durst was nothing shy of brilliant, and her gothic Beauty and the Beast retelling, Bitterburn , was another easy five stars. Part of why Aguirre is on my auto-buy list is that she excels at writing in any genre she decides to tackle, and Strange Love did nothing but further drive this point home.
I really can’t recommend this book enough for anyone that likes well-rounded characters, adventure, space shenanigans, legitimate laugh-out-loud humor, and melt-your-heart romance.
Just, ah, maybe skip the sexy times if words like “gynosomes” and “spermatophores” make you cringe.
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May 4, 2024
2024 reread:
I always love reading this book and enjoying the precious relationship between this soft boi and his “terrible one”.
Spice: 3.5/5
Triggers: accidental kidnapping, drinking, murder, poisoning, death, violence, gore, death of infants, grief of side character, emotional abuse by side character (mostly off page), mention of death of parent, mention of cheating (involving side characters), harassment
OG review:
This was the most unique alien abduction romance I’ve come across and I was laughing so hard! The sex stuff was odd, but I was invested enough in the characters and humor of the situation that it worked.
I loved that the author took time to address the nuances behind communication between species that go beyond simple words. Body language is so unique to every species on earth and smiling really is unique to humans. Baring teeth is almost always a sign of aggression, so it makes sense that it would be interpreted that way by non humans.
I loved that this story was unapologetic about not taking itself to seriously. At the same time, I wish the author would have addressed more of the extreme dystopian society problems, such as cloning, slavery, caste systems, recourse for harm, etc. I personally would have liked it if a mark of change was clones being taken in by the main characters or secondary characters to raise as children. This would have moved towards some sort of positive change, addressing most of the problems with this society without being a miraculous change of heart from society at large.
Overall, I just enjoyed that it was creative. In the genre of alien abduction romance, most authors prefer to play it safe. I appreciated that this author was willing to take crazy risks.
I always love reading this book and enjoying the precious relationship between this soft boi and his “terrible one”.
Spice: 3.5/5
Triggers: accidental kidnapping, drinking, murder, poisoning, death, violence, gore, death of infants, grief of side character, emotional abuse by side character (mostly off page), mention of death of parent, mention of cheating (involving side characters), harassment
OG review:
This was the most unique alien abduction romance I’ve come across and I was laughing so hard! The sex stuff was odd, but I was invested enough in the characters and humor of the situation that it worked.
I loved that the author took time to address the nuances behind communication between species that go beyond simple words. Body language is so unique to every species on earth and smiling really is unique to humans. Baring teeth is almost always a sign of aggression, so it makes sense that it would be interpreted that way by non humans.
I loved that this story was unapologetic about not taking itself to seriously. At the same time, I wish the author would have addressed more of the extreme dystopian society problems, such as cloning, slavery, caste systems, recourse for harm, etc. I personally would have liked it if a mark of change was clones being taken in by the main characters or secondary characters to raise as children. This would have moved towards some sort of positive change, addressing most of the problems with this society without being a miraculous change of heart from society at large.
Overall, I just enjoyed that it was creative. In the genre of alien abduction romance, most authors prefer to play it safe. I appreciated that this author was willing to take crazy risks.
May 5, 2020
This review was originally posted on Books of My Heart
Review copy was received from Publisher. This does not affect my opinion of the book or the content of my review.
3.5 hearts
Are you ready to walk a bit outside your romance comfort zone? If the answer is yes, Strange Love might just be the romance for you. As a fan of Star Trek when I became an adult, I wondered what some of the interesting pitfalls a couple might have if they were from two separate species. James T. Kirk always seemed to find a way to explore all the ladies, so it seemed like where there is a will there is a way. But how many want to boldly go where no one has gone before? Beside Starlord and that Oskavarian chick that is.
Zylar, needs to find a mate if he is going to avoid the life of a drone and prove his worth to his family. He has gone so far as to join an interspecies dating service and was on his way to collect his intended when some solar flares put him in the wrong location at the wrong time and he ends up accidentally abducting a human and her dog.
Life has just taken a strange turn for Beryl. One day you are doing your community service and the next thing you know you are on a ship with a creature that looks a little Predator crossed with a gecko (at least in my head) and your dog can talk. The AI is on the fritz and can’t take you home, your other options don’t seem great either but the least horrible is to compete to be in a relationship with your abductor who really does seem sorry about the mix up.
In the first book in the Galactic Love series, we follow Zylar and Beryl as they enter a competition to earn the right to be a mated pair and eventually have genetically created young to raise. Some of the competitions can lead to death and as they root for one another they find some common ground and start to feel a bond between them.
I liked Zylar, he was rather sweet and accommodating to Beryl and her strange dog. Beryl wasn’t one to wallow in her situation and goes all in right off the bat. It was easy to like both characters and root for them in the challenges against them. The love part was a little fast but these are dangerous times and they could lose each other easily before figuring out whatever is between them.
FYI there is alien sex in this and it is alien. Zylar doesn’t have anything resembling human anatomy organs so they have to be creative. Strange Love definitely is an apt title and yeah your mind is going to need to be discovery channel open at this point.
Overall, I enjoyed the story for what it is, an Alien Romance. Ann Aguirre could have delved a smidge deeper into her characters to round them out a bit and make them a little less one dimensional but this is a rather short book and so there really wasn’t time with everything else happening in the competition. I liked getting a glimpse of this universe and the alien cultures in it.
Narration:
Sarah Puckett isn't new to the romance genre. She has credits in contemporary, paranormal and now alien. She did a good job with the characters even Snaps the talking dog. I was able to listen at my usual 1.5x speed.
Listen to a clip: HERE
Review copy was received from Publisher. This does not affect my opinion of the book or the content of my review.
3.5 hearts
Are you ready to walk a bit outside your romance comfort zone? If the answer is yes, Strange Love might just be the romance for you. As a fan of Star Trek when I became an adult, I wondered what some of the interesting pitfalls a couple might have if they were from two separate species. James T. Kirk always seemed to find a way to explore all the ladies, so it seemed like where there is a will there is a way. But how many want to boldly go where no one has gone before? Beside Starlord and that Oskavarian chick that is.
Zylar, needs to find a mate if he is going to avoid the life of a drone and prove his worth to his family. He has gone so far as to join an interspecies dating service and was on his way to collect his intended when some solar flares put him in the wrong location at the wrong time and he ends up accidentally abducting a human and her dog.
Life has just taken a strange turn for Beryl. One day you are doing your community service and the next thing you know you are on a ship with a creature that looks a little Predator crossed with a gecko (at least in my head) and your dog can talk. The AI is on the fritz and can’t take you home, your other options don’t seem great either but the least horrible is to compete to be in a relationship with your abductor who really does seem sorry about the mix up.
In the first book in the Galactic Love series, we follow Zylar and Beryl as they enter a competition to earn the right to be a mated pair and eventually have genetically created young to raise. Some of the competitions can lead to death and as they root for one another they find some common ground and start to feel a bond between them.
I liked Zylar, he was rather sweet and accommodating to Beryl and her strange dog. Beryl wasn’t one to wallow in her situation and goes all in right off the bat. It was easy to like both characters and root for them in the challenges against them. The love part was a little fast but these are dangerous times and they could lose each other easily before figuring out whatever is between them.
FYI there is alien sex in this and it is alien. Zylar doesn’t have anything resembling human anatomy organs so they have to be creative. Strange Love definitely is an apt title and yeah your mind is going to need to be discovery channel open at this point.
Overall, I enjoyed the story for what it is, an Alien Romance. Ann Aguirre could have delved a smidge deeper into her characters to round them out a bit and make them a little less one dimensional but this is a rather short book and so there really wasn’t time with everything else happening in the competition. I liked getting a glimpse of this universe and the alien cultures in it.
“As the combatant fell, she shouted, “This is Sparta!” Because obviously.”
Narration:
Sarah Puckett isn't new to the romance genre. She has credits in contemporary, paranormal and now alien. She did a good job with the characters even Snaps the talking dog. I was able to listen at my usual 1.5x speed.
Listen to a clip: HERE
May 8, 2020
Zylar from Kith B’alak colony Barath is getting desperate.
After being rejected for a nest-mate at the choosing on numerous occasions he has arranged through an alien matching service for an off-world companion.
But instead of his arranged intended he accidentally abducts Beryl Bowman and her dog Skip from Earth after a solar flare manages to disrupt his Onboard AI Helix.
Now with no way to return her and knowing this is his last chance for a potential match he offers her the same deal as his previous intended to enter into the choosing.
So this was initially amusing not only does Zylar implant Beryl with a communication chip he also does the dog who can now communicate and that one was definitely an eye-opener and ever so amusing.
Zylar is very alien-looking so he initially finds Beryl fabulously hideous which he thinks is an asset for his future nest-mates status.
Also, their customs and outward appearance’s are poles apart.
This initially plays out in a gladiator-style arena with Beryl and Zylar both competing for the privilege of being a couple.
This was really was so much fun and also incredibly amusing.
Add in the fact that Zylar was just so bloody adorable and I was so sold.
He was a lovable mix of proper behaviour and overly formal language but he had such a sweetness and humbleness to him that was ever so enticing and his vulnerability really appealed to me.
He definitely had esteem issues and I adored his sudden hope and how bolstered he was by Beryl’s loyalty and attention towards him.
I was also incredibly intrigued by the very unusual and unique sexual practices combined with the different anatomy it was oh so very interesting.
This one actually turned out much better than I originally assumed.
It was imaginative and different and definitely stood out from the crowd.
So if alien’s that look like aliens are your thing this is one for you.
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January 21, 2020
3.75
I've read similar books before, but I just thought the characters were so darn cute together!
Also some of the dog scenes, and Beryl's goofy humor really did make me laugh out loud at times.
I really had a lot of fun with this one- check it out if you have KU.
"Being abducted really is the best thing that ever happened to me."
I've read similar books before, but I just thought the characters were so darn cute together!
Also some of the dog scenes, and Beryl's goofy humor really did make me laugh out loud at times.
I really had a lot of fun with this one- check it out if you have KU.
December 22, 2020
I don’t believe you can read this online anymore but it can be purchased as an ebook (or read in KU if you have a subscription). I’ll be posting a proper review soon but this really is an adorable romance between a human & an alien that looks like a giant beetle. Yup, I’m surprised how on board I was for that too but Ann Aguirre makes it work LOL
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April 7, 2020
“There you go, some common ground,” she said, smiling.
The translator must have fritzed because Zylar took a step toward her, churring, and he said seriously, “No ground that you stand upon could ever be common, Beryl Bowman.”
This is so funny and charming. A sci-fi romcom with aliens. I started laughing when the dog started talking and never stopped. Nuanced worldbuilding and the sex was so well-done.
The translator must have fritzed because Zylar took a step toward her, churring, and he said seriously, “No ground that you stand upon could ever be common, Beryl Bowman.”
This is so funny and charming. A sci-fi romcom with aliens. I started laughing when the dog started talking and never stopped. Nuanced worldbuilding and the sex was so well-done.
July 9, 2022
4.5 stars
There are so many elements of Strange Love that I loved! It was refreshingly different (even for alien romance), both main characters were likable, the development of the romance was well-paced and ended up being incredibly romantic, and the plot kept me intrigued. The story is written in third person, dual POV narrative. No ow drama, om drama in the sense that the h stands out in a mate competition and the H's jerk of a brother takes an interest in her - unreciprocated, the H is a virgin and the h's history wasn't shared now that I'm thinking about it but she didn't appear to be a virgin, bc not needed (they're not compatible for procreation outside of medical intervention).
Beryl (h) is accidentally abducted along with her dog, Snaps, by Zylar (H), who was on his way to meet a female alien as a possible intended for a mating on his planet. He's an insect-like alien and mating is determined by a three part competition and then approval by a council. Zylar hasn't been Chosen by a female in the prior four attempts, this is his last chance before he's forced to become a drone so he was looking off-world. He ends up getting really off-world with Beryl, since Earth is closed and considered primitive. But thankfully, she's a super adaptable, calm, humorous, and considerate h. Snaps also provides endless entertainment because he gets a translator at the same time as Beryl.
Zylar is a sweet H who has significant self-esteem issues because he's overlooked and hasn't been Chosen previously. Beryl's willingness to work with him and consistent declarations that she is choosing him, that she likes him, etc. not only build up his hope, but also help his confidence in himself. The challenges they face though aren't simple ones and are complicated by the trouble that Zylar's brother causes. There are definitely some tense moments and uncomfortable ones, but overall this is a lighter story.
Steaminess, let's talk about it. It does get steamy, they're not "traditional" scenes because these two have to get creative with their parts. I enjoyed these scenes and how unique they were. Sometimes parts were a bit hard to imagine, but I'm one of those readers who has trouble visualizing descriptions anyway so this didn't negatively affect me.
I laughed throughout the book, swooned several times, and loved that in the end these two chose each other in a big way that made my heart happy. This would have been a five star read for me honestly if there'd been an epilogue. I feel absolutely secure in their HEA and love, I just wanted more after the conflict was resolved and they were settled.
There are so many elements of Strange Love that I loved! It was refreshingly different (even for alien romance), both main characters were likable, the development of the romance was well-paced and ended up being incredibly romantic, and the plot kept me intrigued. The story is written in third person, dual POV narrative. No ow drama, om drama in the sense that the h stands out in a mate competition and the H's jerk of a brother takes an interest in her - unreciprocated, the H is a virgin and the h's history wasn't shared now that I'm thinking about it but she didn't appear to be a virgin, bc not needed (they're not compatible for procreation outside of medical intervention).
Beryl (h) is accidentally abducted along with her dog, Snaps, by Zylar (H), who was on his way to meet a female alien as a possible intended for a mating on his planet. He's an insect-like alien and mating is determined by a three part competition and then approval by a council. Zylar hasn't been Chosen by a female in the prior four attempts, this is his last chance before he's forced to become a drone so he was looking off-world. He ends up getting really off-world with Beryl, since Earth is closed and considered primitive. But thankfully, she's a super adaptable, calm, humorous, and considerate h. Snaps also provides endless entertainment because he gets a translator at the same time as Beryl.
Zylar is a sweet H who has significant self-esteem issues because he's overlooked and hasn't been Chosen previously. Beryl's willingness to work with him and consistent declarations that she is choosing him, that she likes him, etc. not only build up his hope, but also help his confidence in himself. The challenges they face though aren't simple ones and are complicated by the trouble that Zylar's brother causes. There are definitely some tense moments and uncomfortable ones, but overall this is a lighter story.
Steaminess, let's talk about it. It does get steamy, they're not "traditional" scenes because these two have to get creative with their parts. I enjoyed these scenes and how unique they were. Sometimes parts were a bit hard to imagine, but I'm one of those readers who has trouble visualizing descriptions anyway so this didn't negatively affect me.
I laughed throughout the book, swooned several times, and loved that in the end these two chose each other in a big way that made my heart happy. This would have been a five star read for me honestly if there'd been an epilogue. I feel absolutely secure in their HEA and love, I just wanted more after the conflict was resolved and they were settled.
August 1, 2022
This was....SO delightful. Ann Aguirre really looked at the alien abduction subgenre and said "okay but what if we make this about consent and respect and learning to accept ourselves through the love of a person we never would have imagined partnering with? also, hear me out, a talking dog who thinks he's the dad to a little sapling?? how neat would THAT be??" To which I say, very neat, Ann Aguirre, very neat indeed.
There are like 57 external things moving the plot (as one would expect from a book with such a bonkers premise), all ranging somewhere from vague to bizarre. However those set pieces, while sometimes very inspired (the "hunger games but make it the bachelor" setting was truly something to behold), ultimately all take a back burner to Beryl and Zylar learning to communicate, care for one another, develop intimacy and build a life.
I never expected to be deeply moved by human-on-insectoid-alien action, and yet... the sex scenes in Strage Love are probably among the more memorable I've ever read in my long and storied career as a reader of kissing books. Not just because of the differences in anatomy (though those were fascinating as hell), but because of how the thesis of the book is basically that...the bits don't matter, lack of instant attraction doesn't matter, hell, even a little exoskeleton doesn't matter. Care, communication, consent, willingness to learn and make your partner(s) and yourself feel good and safe - those are the things that make the sex (and the romance as a whole) in Strange Love work, and they do so brilliantly.
A wonderful light-hearted read, so glad my enabling book gremlins (honorific) on Discord encouraged me to read this!!
There are like 57 external things moving the plot (as one would expect from a book with such a bonkers premise), all ranging somewhere from vague to bizarre. However those set pieces, while sometimes very inspired (the "hunger games but make it the bachelor" setting was truly something to behold), ultimately all take a back burner to Beryl and Zylar learning to communicate, care for one another, develop intimacy and build a life.
I never expected to be deeply moved by human-on-insectoid-alien action, and yet... the sex scenes in Strage Love are probably among the more memorable I've ever read in my long and storied career as a reader of kissing books. Not just because of the differences in anatomy (though those were fascinating as hell), but because of how the thesis of the book is basically that...the bits don't matter, lack of instant attraction doesn't matter, hell, even a little exoskeleton doesn't matter. Care, communication, consent, willingness to learn and make your partner(s) and yourself feel good and safe - those are the things that make the sex (and the romance as a whole) in Strange Love work, and they do so brilliantly.
A wonderful light-hearted read, so glad my enabling book gremlins (honorific) on Discord encouraged me to read this!!
July 22, 2020
Here we have a truly wonderful and very adorable beta alien hero!!!!
I also like that the heroine wasn't whining all the time, but acted in an intelligent way!
A truly beatiful love story!
I also like that the heroine wasn't whining all the time, but acted in an intelligent way!
A truly beatiful love story!
September 3, 2022
4 Stars for Strange Love: Galactic Love Series, Book 1 (audiobook) by Ann Aguirre read by Sara Puckett.
Getting abducted by an alien and still finding love.
Getting abducted by an alien and still finding love.
July 18, 2020
I'm a sucker for Alien Abduction romances, and it had been a while since I read one. When I read the blurb of this book it picked my curiosity.
My alien males are usually strong Alpha types whereas here the alien is sweet, shy and a bit awkward. And really looks like an alien, not just a humanoid male that's silver, black, Grey, blue or even purple. It was a nice change. In this case it was the human woman who had "balls" and was the Alpha of the relationship if you will. It was an interesting dynamic.
What I enjoyed most about this story is the dog Snaps. In the past I had only read one other alien romance with a dog in it, it was Blind Fall by Amanda Milo, and I enjoyed it. In this book however the difference is that, Snaps is injected with a translator that translate everything he says, it's just hilarious and exactly how I think a dog would sound like if he could speak.
All in all, it was a fun read, with little drama but lots of humor. I would definitely recommend it if you want to have a good laugh and enjoy a sweet love story. The plot was interesting concerning the Choosing, if not a bit archaic, but I understand the reason behind it.
My alien males are usually strong Alpha types whereas here the alien is sweet, shy and a bit awkward. And really looks like an alien, not just a humanoid male that's silver, black, Grey, blue or even purple. It was a nice change. In this case it was the human woman who had "balls" and was the Alpha of the relationship if you will. It was an interesting dynamic.
What I enjoyed most about this story is the dog Snaps. In the past I had only read one other alien romance with a dog in it, it was Blind Fall by Amanda Milo, and I enjoyed it. In this book however the difference is that, Snaps is injected with a translator that translate everything he says, it's just hilarious and exactly how I think a dog would sound like if he could speak.
All in all, it was a fun read, with little drama but lots of humor. I would definitely recommend it if you want to have a good laugh and enjoy a sweet love story. The plot was interesting concerning the Choosing, if not a bit archaic, but I understand the reason behind it.
August 18, 2024
4.5⭐️
I adore this strange little book. Say hello to one of my favourite deep-cut comfort romance recs.
As I explained in this TikTok review from last year, it's low angst, there's no 3rd act break-up, and it's spicy.
The real reason you should read it is because Strange Love features the most heartwarming, earnest, adorable alien love interest EVER.
Key takeaway: If you enjoy reading the Clecanian series, give this a shot.
I adore this strange little book. Say hello to one of my favourite deep-cut comfort romance recs.
As I explained in this TikTok review from last year, it's low angst, there's no 3rd act break-up, and it's spicy.
The real reason you should read it is because Strange Love features the most heartwarming, earnest, adorable alien love interest EVER.
Key takeaway: If you enjoy reading the Clecanian series, give this a shot.
July 15, 2021
♡ Scifi Romance
♡ Alien robot hero
♡ Romcom
♡ Hilarious talking dog
♡ Cinnamon Roll hero
I know, those bullet points sound ridiculous, and that's because they are, but omg this was so cute. I laughed out loud so many times, especially during the talking dog scenes. Also, if you ever wondered what a cinnamon roll alien robot hero would be like, look no further. I did have a hard time with the steamy scenes because they were just... super weird, but not necessarily in a good way. You'll have to read it to understand, it wasn't that it was off-putting at all, it was just...confusing? I don't know, but I really liked this one!
♡ Alien robot hero
♡ Romcom
♡ Hilarious talking dog
♡ Cinnamon Roll hero
I know, those bullet points sound ridiculous, and that's because they are, but omg this was so cute. I laughed out loud so many times, especially during the talking dog scenes. Also, if you ever wondered what a cinnamon roll alien robot hero would be like, look no further. I did have a hard time with the steamy scenes because they were just... super weird, but not necessarily in a good way. You'll have to read it to understand, it wasn't that it was off-putting at all, it was just...confusing? I don't know, but I really liked this one!
January 31, 2020
Excellent !
October 17, 2020
If you are looking for one of those alien romances where the guy is a mostly human-looking alpha male with a huge dick and the girl is a bitch who fights him most of the way, move on.
If you’re looking for something hilarious and refreshingly different, maybe you’ll enjoy this one as much as I did. I was laughing out loud so much my family thought I was nuts, and I did a lot of highlighting on passages I wanted to go back and enjoy again. There was so much comedy gold to be found in the couple’s mistranslations/misunderstandings, differences, and the talking dog.
I found the heroine (Beryl) easygoing and relatable, but willing to stand up for herself or others when needed. I loved that she just went with it and embraced the adventure. The hero (Zylar) is a beta with some self-esteem issues due to his nest-mate (aka brother) always being the one to get the glory, but he is oddly adorable and treats Beryl with respect.
Unlike a lot of other alien romances, they don’t start out finding each other even remotely attractive, but they grow to appreciate each other’s charms and that made it all the more sweet. I liked how honest they were with each other, and it was easy to ship them together.
If you’re looking for something hilarious and refreshingly different, maybe you’ll enjoy this one as much as I did. I was laughing out loud so much my family thought I was nuts, and I did a lot of highlighting on passages I wanted to go back and enjoy again. There was so much comedy gold to be found in the couple’s mistranslations/misunderstandings, differences, and the talking dog.
I found the heroine (Beryl) easygoing and relatable, but willing to stand up for herself or others when needed. I loved that she just went with it and embraced the adventure. The hero (Zylar) is a beta with some self-esteem issues due to his nest-mate (aka brother) always being the one to get the glory, but he is oddly adorable and treats Beryl with respect.
Unlike a lot of other alien romances, they don’t start out finding each other even remotely attractive, but they grow to appreciate each other’s charms and that made it all the more sweet. I liked how honest they were with each other, and it was easy to ship them together.
January 20, 2020
A step above the standard alien romances because of the creativity and care taken into crafting a world that stands out among the flood of alien romances being released lately. Very entertaining to read with great pacing and tension, but the plot and characters could have used a few more rewrites.
If you like Garrus from Mass Effect and The Hunger Games, this is your book. Basically, if you want to read a book about falling in love with a big insect alien and having to participate in death matches (to get your marriage approved by the alien society), this has it all. Loved the creativity but the execution was lacking.
The rounds in the "Choosing" were dull. There was nothing clever to make them stand out. The tension only works because we want our characters to make it out without being wounded (this is a romance after all, we know the main love interests are going to survive), but other than that, There was no awe factor.
Beryl was such an underwhelming character. Like the way she reacted and talked sometimes felt... unrealistic. What person doesn't even grieve when they realize they can never go back home? Sure, if you're in a life or death situation, you may put it aside for later, but Beryl was just meh about it. Her home life was sh*tty back on earth, but still very odd she took all of ten seconds to get over it and decide to pursue a permanent relationship with the alien she just met. Like there wasn't even any doubt Zylar did not have the best intentions. What person in this day and age thinks like that? No hesitation or suspicion whatsoever. Beryl is told to us as being smart but she was often very not smart. Her actions felt like actions a character should do and no human would ever do because we try to be rational and use our brain.
Overall, I liked Beryl because she is loyal, loving, scrappy, fearless, and confident. The main thing that made me pause was that humans have flaws and she has none. The praise for her was eye-roll inducing. There was an eerie quality to the fact that she was so perfect and everyone praised her. She 100% felt like a character and not a real human. It felt like Aguirre was so busy creating the ideal perfect tough girl character that there was no thought in making her feel real.
Snaps was adorable and a highlight but also the talking got... tiresome. I love dogs as much as the next person and Snaps was very cute at first, but the talking dog bits later on, the only thing it reminded me was a less charming Olaf from Frozen. Still loved Snaps but sometimes it was too gimmicky. Like it felt like Aguirre was pointing to the character all the time and saying LOVE THIS CHARACTER OR ELSE. Honestly, nothing wrong with just including a normal dog.
Zylar was nice, I guess. I liked how he was a complete sweetheart and just so soft and sensitive and open and vulnerable. But he was just so perfect and he loved Beryl to an unhealthy degree (the codependent relationship...) that it kind of veered into sickly cute instead of just cute. Zylar didn't feel real either just like Beryl, he felt like some idealized character like Liam Hemsworth's character in the movie Isn't It Romantic. Just so perfect and without any major flaws, except his low confidence. It was honestly boring. He was cute but so dull.
It disturbs me in these alien romance stories how the aliens seeking love are always so desperate to not be alone or want to have kids or don't want to be the outcast in their society that they go full on 110% in love with their love interest without much of a care for who their love interest is as a person. Yeah, they all say they wouldn't choose anyone else after they get to know them but the desperation says otherwise as I doubt they would be any different with any other character.
Were Beryl and Zylar even in love? Maybe is all I can say. They felt like they developed a relationship and got closer but love? They liked each other. I got that. I loved that there were solid discussions about consent in their relationship because we need to include consent in romance. But true love? Eh. The journey of their relationship was missing something.
The villain was weak. Completely underdeveloped and lacked any bite. The overly simplistic and clean way the villain was beaten was almost laughable with how silly it was written out to give the love interests a happy ending. So weak.
Two things that made me go "what..." while reading.
I'm looking forward to reading the next book when it gets released because there was interesting potential here, and despite all of my criticism, it was an enjoyable book. I hope it is one of those series where it gets better as it goes on because there is a lot of potential for exploring more.
If you like Garrus from Mass Effect and The Hunger Games, this is your book. Basically, if you want to read a book about falling in love with a big insect alien and having to participate in death matches (to get your marriage approved by the alien society), this has it all. Loved the creativity but the execution was lacking.
The rounds in the "Choosing" were dull. There was nothing clever to make them stand out. The tension only works because we want our characters to make it out without being wounded (this is a romance after all, we know the main love interests are going to survive), but other than that, There was no awe factor.
Beryl was such an underwhelming character. Like the way she reacted and talked sometimes felt... unrealistic. What person doesn't even grieve when they realize they can never go back home? Sure, if you're in a life or death situation, you may put it aside for later, but Beryl was just meh about it. Her home life was sh*tty back on earth, but still very odd she took all of ten seconds to get over it and decide to pursue a permanent relationship with the alien she just met. Like there wasn't even any doubt Zylar did not have the best intentions. What person in this day and age thinks like that? No hesitation or suspicion whatsoever. Beryl is told to us as being smart but she was often very not smart. Her actions felt like actions a character should do and no human would ever do because we try to be rational and use our brain.
Overall, I liked Beryl because she is loyal, loving, scrappy, fearless, and confident. The main thing that made me pause was that humans have flaws and she has none. The praise for her was eye-roll inducing. There was an eerie quality to the fact that she was so perfect and everyone praised her. She 100% felt like a character and not a real human. It felt like Aguirre was so busy creating the ideal perfect tough girl character that there was no thought in making her feel real.
Snaps was adorable and a highlight but also the talking got... tiresome. I love dogs as much as the next person and Snaps was very cute at first, but the talking dog bits later on, the only thing it reminded me was a less charming Olaf from Frozen. Still loved Snaps but sometimes it was too gimmicky. Like it felt like Aguirre was pointing to the character all the time and saying LOVE THIS CHARACTER OR ELSE. Honestly, nothing wrong with just including a normal dog.
Zylar was nice, I guess. I liked how he was a complete sweetheart and just so soft and sensitive and open and vulnerable. But he was just so perfect and he loved Beryl to an unhealthy degree (the codependent relationship...) that it kind of veered into sickly cute instead of just cute. Zylar didn't feel real either just like Beryl, he felt like some idealized character like Liam Hemsworth's character in the movie Isn't It Romantic. Just so perfect and without any major flaws, except his low confidence. It was honestly boring. He was cute but so dull.
It disturbs me in these alien romance stories how the aliens seeking love are always so desperate to not be alone or want to have kids or don't want to be the outcast in their society that they go full on 110% in love with their love interest without much of a care for who their love interest is as a person. Yeah, they all say they wouldn't choose anyone else after they get to know them but the desperation says otherwise as I doubt they would be any different with any other character.
Were Beryl and Zylar even in love? Maybe is all I can say. They felt like they developed a relationship and got closer but love? They liked each other. I got that. I loved that there were solid discussions about consent in their relationship because we need to include consent in romance. But true love? Eh. The journey of their relationship was missing something.
The villain was weak. Completely underdeveloped and lacked any bite. The overly simplistic and clean way the villain was beaten was almost laughable with how silly it was written out to give the love interests a happy ending. So weak.
Two things that made me go "what..." while reading.
I'm looking forward to reading the next book when it gets released because there was interesting potential here, and despite all of my criticism, it was an enjoyable book. I hope it is one of those series where it gets better as it goes on because there is a lot of potential for exploring more.
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April 25, 2025Clever and fun. "Het," in that the human is a woman while the alien character is "he," but applying my laserlike gender analysis I find myself puzzled by what makes him "him" rather than "they" or "she" or something else entirely. If he mates with a conspecific, I guess the other party lays the eggs, but why should that map onto our "male" and "female" when their physiology differs drastically from that of any Earth species?
I know I'm overthinking, shut up.
Anyway, I am glad to have made this excursion, which left me convinced that Ann Aguirre is a highly recommendable writer, to whose Smashwords coffers I am happy to have contributed my $2.99; and that I can't give a star rating, because on no planet am I the right reader for even nominally het romance.
I know I'm overthinking, shut up.
Anyway, I am glad to have made this excursion, which left me convinced that Ann Aguirre is a highly recommendable writer, to whose Smashwords coffers I am happy to have contributed my $2.99; and that I can't give a star rating, because on no planet am I the right reader for even nominally het romance.
January 18, 2020
I see your true colors shining through!
4½⭐︎ rounded up.
Zylar has never had the luck—not the good kind, anyway, he is the Jan Brady of his line, always compared to an undeserving Marsha—and his time is running out. Having failed 4 times at the Choosing, he knows he's on borrowed time with his fifth coming up. He fails to be Chosen again, he will be neutered, evicted from the family home, and forced into the life of a service drone, shaming his family one last time. It's bad enough that Zylar was born with the most drab colors ever, everyone who used to be his friend has abandoned him in his failures, and nothing he does to try and stand out succeeds: he's always the bottom of the barrel. Luckily for him, he's given an intergalactic dating service a try and found an off-world potential mate who he just needs to pick up and bring back to his home world, Barath. Easy, right?
Nope.
Everything goes wrong and his malfunctioning AI tells him too late that the creatures he just picked up from a battle field are not his Intended and another creature associated with her: He's grabbed a soft little human and a furry small being instead. Equipping both with devices intended for nearly sentient beasts, he starts the hard process of explaining her new circumstances to her, including that in the chaos her planet's coordinates were lost, and she can no longer return home. She's been unintentionally kidnapped.
AWKWARD.
Beryl is doing the best she can in her crappy St. Louis life. Massively in debt from a child care degree that's landed her a job as an underpaid daycare worker, alone because everyone keeps ghosting her, convinced she'll amount to nothing because that's what her cruel now-deceased mother predicted, the only good thing in her life is Snaps, her dog. Performing trash detail at the Ren Faire was supposed to be her final community service act for a public urination charge when, out of nowhere, this Predator looking dude comes up, stuns her, and drags her into his ship. When she wakes up, he jabs her in the neck and implants her with a device that allows for communication, albeit stuttered and confusing at times.
She finds out she has 3 choices in this scenario (none of them returning home, that's been lost): she can 1-go to the space station and try her luck with only the shirt on her back PASS, 2- she can enter some thing called the Choosing on her own. PASS, or 3-she can enter this Choosing thing with her didn't-mean-to kidnapper, try to be together, and make the best of it. Eh. 3 doesn't sound the worst in this situation, may as well go with it. Snaps thinks it's a good idea; you can always trust a dog, right?
And thus starts the awkward, endearing, and funny tale of Beryl and Zylar—and Snaps, The Best Boy!, too.
This song was totally stuck in my head the final 75% of the book. It ties in so perfectly.
There is so much to love in this quirky little space romance, and I was taken by surprise how much I enjoyed it.
✦ The alien cast are all alien-aliens, down to how they procreate. One of the things I most enjoyed watching develop in this story was the emotional intimacy between these two rejected adorkable souls that grows into physical exploration and results in finding an arrangement that works perfectly for them.
“Now you’re just bragging.”
“Am I? But I enjoy the way you respond to me. It’s beautiful that it feels effortless.” He paused, seeming to choose his words with care. “I have never pleased anyone without trying. Never felt that who I am is enough. You are a miracle, Beryl Bowman. My miracle.”
OMG, HOW CUTE ARE THEY?
If you're looking for a tale of alien babies and huge ahem members, this isn't it. It's odd and ultimately very satisfying. Their piecemeal family is just so incredibly perfect.
✦ There's a light but interesting exploration touched on in here about AI and consequences of sentient programs. It happens only at the end, but it's a slightly different twist on what can go awry when logic-only based programing starts running the show.
✦ Yes, this is a HEA in the respect that Zylar and Beryl end up together... but unlike a lot of other stories in this genre, there are real consequences to the events that played out. There's no neat wrap up with the best possible outcome. I love the ending as-is, but if you need the two main characters to be in a place of near perfection and no possible strife, again, this possibly isn't your story. I loved that realistic element in how this all played out. And no, it wasn't something Zylar had even considered until it happened and he had this, "OH," moment. I really hope this tale warrants more stories in the universe. I want to see where these two go in the future. Their whole family unit is just so sweet.
✦ There's a talking dog who provides so much needed comic relief and goopy sweetness. Snaps is the best boy who deserves all of the snacks.
“My greatest fear is that I will lose Beryl Bowman, my dearest Terrible One.”
“Beryl does not get lost,” Snaps said. “She only finds. She found me. She found you. And we are still found, see?”
Listen to Snaps; he knows what he's talking about. Dogs accept love and never question it; it's one of the many amazing things about them.
✦ Such well thought-out and believable characters who get to breathe, stretch, and grow.
Zylar is full of insecurities, because he's been rejected since he was very small and all his results in life have enforced this. But. He's smart and inventive and keeps trying. As he grows more confident, he accomplishes even more. He worries he'll lose Beryl to someone more outwardly impressive, but he clings on and really goes for it to show her that he has value. He's all in, and I love it. OH. And he's not an alphahole which is such a nice change from most alien stories. He's strong and brave and steady...he's supportive and focused...he's passionate and discovers he is a bit possessive, but he never presses and forces what he wants on Beryl. Not once. She always has an informed choice with him, and he's willing to do whatever she wants even when it will gut him. (After entering the Choosing, that is, but I can forgive him that one. I think she still would have gone for it had she been 100% up to speed on that what exactly it is.)
Beryl has been beaten down by life and just wants someone to love her, even though she's been told in both words and actions that she's unlovable. And even though she was scared at times and things were daunting, she kept trying and adapted. And she did it her own weird way which worked out for her. (That Napoleon Dynamite reference. OMG.) No beds? Make it work. No clothing? Make it work. Food cubes taste terrible? Time to experiment, and make it work. Alien boyfriend with interesting anatomy? Well, work it out. And she always did so. Even in the competition she never resorted to hurting anyone or being terrible to get ahead. She did things her own big hearted and vulnerable way, earning her respect and valuable friends in a scary place. Her empathy was a valuable asset to her, and she gained so much as a result.
Our antagonist, he was a piece of work. Spoiled, vain, debauched, out of control, but in a believable way without coming across as a cartoon villain. The Golden Child who could never do anything wrong. We never did get to know why he had it out for Zylar, but what a miserable being he was.
The secondary characters? All so interesting in their own respects. I wonder what their stories are. There was a lot about this universe that wasn't quite explained.
Why not 5 stars, then?
Well, there's a couple of things. 1-there were some fairly serious typos missed in editing that caused me to have to pause and reread to figure out what made the most sense in context. And 2-we never find out exactly how the antagonist has come into possession of his human err...research materials. No one else knew about humanity, so how did that happen?
These are fairly minor things, but they're what weighed on my mind when deciding how to rate this.
This is my first time reading Ms. Aguirre's work, and it will certainly not be my last.
4½⭐︎ rounded up.
Zylar has never had the luck—not the good kind, anyway, he is the Jan Brady of his line, always compared to an undeserving Marsha—and his time is running out. Having failed 4 times at the Choosing, he knows he's on borrowed time with his fifth coming up. He fails to be Chosen again, he will be neutered, evicted from the family home, and forced into the life of a service drone, shaming his family one last time. It's bad enough that Zylar was born with the most drab colors ever, everyone who used to be his friend has abandoned him in his failures, and nothing he does to try and stand out succeeds: he's always the bottom of the barrel. Luckily for him, he's given an intergalactic dating service a try and found an off-world potential mate who he just needs to pick up and bring back to his home world, Barath. Easy, right?
Nope.
Everything goes wrong and his malfunctioning AI tells him too late that the creatures he just picked up from a battle field are not his Intended and another creature associated with her: He's grabbed a soft little human and a furry small being instead. Equipping both with devices intended for nearly sentient beasts, he starts the hard process of explaining her new circumstances to her, including that in the chaos her planet's coordinates were lost, and she can no longer return home. She's been unintentionally kidnapped.
AWKWARD.
Beryl is doing the best she can in her crappy St. Louis life. Massively in debt from a child care degree that's landed her a job as an underpaid daycare worker, alone because everyone keeps ghosting her, convinced she'll amount to nothing because that's what her cruel now-deceased mother predicted, the only good thing in her life is Snaps, her dog. Performing trash detail at the Ren Faire was supposed to be her final community service act for a public urination charge when, out of nowhere, this Predator looking dude comes up, stuns her, and drags her into his ship. When she wakes up, he jabs her in the neck and implants her with a device that allows for communication, albeit stuttered and confusing at times.
She finds out she has 3 choices in this scenario (none of them returning home, that's been lost): she can 1-go to the space station and try her luck with only the shirt on her back PASS, 2- she can enter some thing called the Choosing on her own. PASS, or 3-she can enter this Choosing thing with her didn't-mean-to kidnapper, try to be together, and make the best of it. Eh. 3 doesn't sound the worst in this situation, may as well go with it. Snaps thinks it's a good idea; you can always trust a dog, right?
And thus starts the awkward, endearing, and funny tale of Beryl and Zylar—and Snaps, The Best Boy!, too.
This song was totally stuck in my head the final 75% of the book. It ties in so perfectly.
There is so much to love in this quirky little space romance, and I was taken by surprise how much I enjoyed it.
✦ The alien cast are all alien-aliens, down to how they procreate. One of the things I most enjoyed watching develop in this story was the emotional intimacy between these two rejected adorkable souls that grows into physical exploration and results in finding an arrangement that works perfectly for them.
“Now you’re just bragging.”
“Am I? But I enjoy the way you respond to me. It’s beautiful that it feels effortless.” He paused, seeming to choose his words with care. “I have never pleased anyone without trying. Never felt that who I am is enough. You are a miracle, Beryl Bowman. My miracle.”
OMG, HOW CUTE ARE THEY?
If you're looking for a tale of alien babies and huge ahem members, this isn't it. It's odd and ultimately very satisfying. Their piecemeal family is just so incredibly perfect.
✦ There's a light but interesting exploration touched on in here about AI and consequences of sentient programs. It happens only at the end, but it's a slightly different twist on what can go awry when logic-only based programing starts running the show.
✦ Yes, this is a HEA in the respect that Zylar and Beryl end up together... but unlike a lot of other stories in this genre, there are real consequences to the events that played out. There's no neat wrap up with the best possible outcome. I love the ending as-is, but if you need the two main characters to be in a place of near perfection and no possible strife, again, this possibly isn't your story. I loved that realistic element in how this all played out. And no, it wasn't something Zylar had even considered until it happened and he had this, "OH," moment. I really hope this tale warrants more stories in the universe. I want to see where these two go in the future. Their whole family unit is just so sweet.
✦ There's a talking dog who provides so much needed comic relief and goopy sweetness. Snaps is the best boy who deserves all of the snacks.
“My greatest fear is that I will lose Beryl Bowman, my dearest Terrible One.”
“Beryl does not get lost,” Snaps said. “She only finds. She found me. She found you. And we are still found, see?”
Listen to Snaps; he knows what he's talking about. Dogs accept love and never question it; it's one of the many amazing things about them.
✦ Such well thought-out and believable characters who get to breathe, stretch, and grow.
Zylar is full of insecurities, because he's been rejected since he was very small and all his results in life have enforced this. But. He's smart and inventive and keeps trying. As he grows more confident, he accomplishes even more. He worries he'll lose Beryl to someone more outwardly impressive, but he clings on and really goes for it to show her that he has value. He's all in, and I love it. OH. And he's not an alphahole which is such a nice change from most alien stories. He's strong and brave and steady...he's supportive and focused...he's passionate and discovers he is a bit possessive, but he never presses and forces what he wants on Beryl. Not once. She always has an informed choice with him, and he's willing to do whatever she wants even when it will gut him. (After entering the Choosing, that is, but I can forgive him that one. I think she still would have gone for it had she been 100% up to speed on that what exactly it is.)
Beryl has been beaten down by life and just wants someone to love her, even though she's been told in both words and actions that she's unlovable. And even though she was scared at times and things were daunting, she kept trying and adapted. And she did it her own weird way which worked out for her. (That Napoleon Dynamite reference. OMG.) No beds? Make it work. No clothing? Make it work. Food cubes taste terrible? Time to experiment, and make it work. Alien boyfriend with interesting anatomy? Well, work it out. And she always did so. Even in the competition she never resorted to hurting anyone or being terrible to get ahead. She did things her own big hearted and vulnerable way, earning her respect and valuable friends in a scary place. Her empathy was a valuable asset to her, and she gained so much as a result.
Our antagonist, he was a piece of work. Spoiled, vain, debauched, out of control, but in a believable way without coming across as a cartoon villain. The Golden Child who could never do anything wrong. We never did get to know why he had it out for Zylar, but what a miserable being he was.
The secondary characters? All so interesting in their own respects. I wonder what their stories are. There was a lot about this universe that wasn't quite explained.
Why not 5 stars, then?
Well, there's a couple of things. 1-there were some fairly serious typos missed in editing that caused me to have to pause and reread to figure out what made the most sense in context. And 2-we never find out exactly how the antagonist has come into possession of his human err...research materials. No one else knew about humanity, so how did that happen?
These are fairly minor things, but they're what weighed on my mind when deciding how to rate this.
This is my first time reading Ms. Aguirre's work, and it will certainly not be my last.
February 5, 2021
4 very weird stars. I mean. *clutches pearls* THIS. BOOK.
I read a lot of weird stuff, funny stuff, hot stuff, absurd stuff (hello? men wanting to please women as their goal in LIFE is most definitely fantasy!) BUT I DIGRESS.
THIS. BOOK.
How, Ann? How did you make me finish this book? I just can't. Zylar is NOT IN THE LEAST BIT HUMAN. I mean, he's a sweet cinnamon roll. Rejected by his alien kind as undesirable. Desperate for a mate. But for all intents and purposes he's a friggin alien insectoid being.
And damn you, Ann Aguirre, you made the love story between he and Beryl hot. I don't know how. I am still clutching my pearls. I dislike that I liked this book and yes, I'm feeling weird about it.
So, this book is syrup-sweet. There's a friggin talking dog who is the BEST. There is absolutely no angst and very little drama. If this entire batshit premise appeals to you, and if the words "smash an insect" don't first conjure the mental image of a flyswatter, YOU HAVE FOUND YOUR PERFECT BOOK BOYFRIEND.
I read a lot of weird stuff, funny stuff, hot stuff, absurd stuff (hello? men wanting to please women as their goal in LIFE is most definitely fantasy!) BUT I DIGRESS.
THIS. BOOK.
How, Ann? How did you make me finish this book? I just can't. Zylar is NOT IN THE LEAST BIT HUMAN. I mean, he's a sweet cinnamon roll. Rejected by his alien kind as undesirable. Desperate for a mate. But for all intents and purposes he's a friggin alien insectoid being.
And damn you, Ann Aguirre, you made the love story between he and Beryl hot. I don't know how. I am still clutching my pearls. I dislike that I liked this book and yes, I'm feeling weird about it.
So, this book is syrup-sweet. There's a friggin talking dog who is the BEST. There is absolutely no angst and very little drama. If this entire batshit premise appeals to you, and if the words "smash an insect" don't first conjure the mental image of a flyswatter, YOU HAVE FOUND YOUR PERFECT BOOK BOYFRIEND.
May 2, 2020
Loved the story and concept but the hero and hot scenes were a little too alien-ish for me.
Safe.
Safe.
August 23, 2022
Zylar the alien abductor and Beryl the human abductee.
I didn't really have any expectations going into this one and it's my first time reading this author.
But I still found the story different and unpredictable . It was silly and serious, dark and light all at the same time.
It was romantic but not in any predictable way. The MCs are both likeable outsiders who are missing love in their lives.
Zylar kidnaps Beryl through a misunderstanding that cannot be undone. So they are stuck together but since they are both level headed and communicate with each other, the misunderstandings don't fester and are just purely entertaining.
I especially loved her dog as the side kick after he gets a translator too. Too funny, the stuff that comes out of his mouth!
On Zylar's planet people who wish to raise kids, must pass a series of extreme tests in an arena where people watch for entertainment.
I'm not big on game shows, but it was well done.
The aliens in the story are more alien than usual. Especially Zylar. His people are vaguely insect like with bulging eyes and carapaces.
safety is good
I didn't really have any expectations going into this one and it's my first time reading this author.
But I still found the story different and unpredictable . It was silly and serious, dark and light all at the same time.
It was romantic but not in any predictable way. The MCs are both likeable outsiders who are missing love in their lives.
Zylar kidnaps Beryl through a misunderstanding that cannot be undone. So they are stuck together but since they are both level headed and communicate with each other, the misunderstandings don't fester and are just purely entertaining.
I especially loved her dog as the side kick after he gets a translator too. Too funny, the stuff that comes out of his mouth!
On Zylar's planet people who wish to raise kids, must pass a series of extreme tests in an arena where people watch for entertainment.
I'm not big on game shows, but it was well done.
The aliens in the story are more alien than usual. Especially Zylar. His people are vaguely insect like with bulging eyes and carapaces.
safety is good
May 25, 2020
Wow. Just wow. I'm still processing.
IT'S OFFICIAL–THIS IS NUMBER ONE ON MY LIST OF BEST REALISTIC AND HILARIOUS SCI-FI ROMANCE STORIES.
This story was adorable, hilarious, innocent, uncanny, cutthroat, kinky and everything else in-between.
The thing that I love most about this book is that I had no idea where it was going. None. Unconventional praise I know but the plot was fucking genius.
IT'S OFFICIAL–THIS IS NUMBER ONE ON MY LIST OF BEST REALISTIC AND HILARIOUS SCI-FI ROMANCE STORIES.
This story was adorable, hilarious, innocent, uncanny, cutthroat, kinky and everything else in-between.
The thing that I love most about this book is that I had no idea where it was going. None. Unconventional praise I know but the plot was fucking genius.
September 17, 2022
4.5 STARS!
"I took away your homeworld," he said softly.Gah! The loyalty these two showed each other has renewed my faith in the world around me. And I laughed out loud a lot. So super-swoony and funny. I highly recommend!
"But you gave me the universe."
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