The world stands on the brink, now more than ever.
A delicious cheese fondue, chocked full of schnapps and garlic, preferrably served in the shadow of the Swiss Alps (oh I know a place in Interlaken that does it right!). A perfectly delivered pizza quattro formaggi, definitely with at least one really good, stinky goat cheese included. A wonderful raclette, served with fresh cheese and a variety of delectable plats d'accompagnement, usually in the form of thinly sliced meats or likewise prepared fresh vegetables. An absolutely divine tartiflette, with only the finest potatoes, reblochon cheese, onions and bacon baked to perfection (my wife is the best at this)! Oh and speaking of bacon, how about a perfect cheeseburger, topped with emmental, cheddar and perhaps even a third surprise cheesy partner to go along with these finely grilled ingredients? Oh and what the heck, how about a superb cheese platter - can I order some well-aged Comté and also Tête de Moine for me? - served as a precursor to after-dinner drinks and later dessert, maybe even mousse au chocolat? Who could ask for anything more?
One of our species is destined to plummet into oblivion. One will survive as the dominant force on the planet.
Yes, friends, these are some of my all-time favorite cheesy things to enjoy! And now I'm glad to add to that list "The Brink", the second and penultimate installment of James S. Murray' and Darren Wearmouth's, "Awakened" trilogy. But please, don't mistake my frivolous introduction to any kind of negative reaction to my reading experience. As with the first book, "Awakening", this was an extremely entertaining jaunt through the maze of schemes and conspiracies that quite possibly herald the end of mankind! But goodness gracious me, this deliciously rendered tale does get really, REALLY corny (we'll try another foodstuff, m'kay?) in spots! Still, I promise if you don't take it too seriously and ignore some of the more obvious "don't go in there, you fool!" moments, you'll have as much fun as I did reading it!
The snarls. The teeth. The spine-tingling shrieks. The thrashing tails.
This time - sadly in many ways to me - we race quickly out of the confines of New York City and continue almost literally around the globe (ok, ok, we're just primarily in Europe and the US) to fight both the threat of "the creatures" (also sadly, no cool names were forthcoming) as well as the revenge-minded Nazi hard-liner Albert Van Ness, who seeks not only to establish human dominance but refine that into clear Hitler-mandated standards ("…the Third Reich will rise again. I will rise again."). Nothing is off the table for this cruel man, as we are met by remote-controlled beasties AND a thermonuclear arsenal that almost defied belief! And the only thing - at first - standing in the way of the diabolical cabal of the Foundation for Human Advancement is the 4-person team of the David M. North Memorial Foundation.
This really is it. Death or glory for a final time.
So hang on: against the billions of dollars in funding of Van Ness's scheme, powering the tens of thousands of his "soldiers", and advanced weaponry, combined with the uncalculable number of critters waiting to chew us all to bits, we have… wait, is that right? … yep, just the ex-mayor Tom Cafferty, his wife Ellen, Diego Munoz (formerly of the MTA) and ex-SWAT agent Sarah Bowcut. No problems, right? This though does assure us of a repeat of some of the more, well, repetive and even redundant parts of the first book. For example, Tom is still struggling with his need to obsess about his goals, even at the cost of his family. Sarah is still lamenting the loss of her father and brother, both of whom had died during 9/11, which often tempts her to be distracted at the worst moments possible. And Diego faithfully continues to wonder how a gangster turned good might be turning gangster again, all the while showing a level of computer expertise that is really rather impressive! Yet, despite all this, they manage do a lot of really, well, dumb things along the way, including leaving Ellen in the most perfect place to be kidnapped you could imagine! But like Flash, we just know they'll save every one of us with skills that'll surprise themselves and all of us, too!
He was so proud of her, the way she had acted, and his heart swelled at how brave she was.
As mentioned, our tale takes us to such wonderful locales as London (England), Paris (France) and even nearby (to me) Solothurn (Switzerland) which in all honesty truly is a lovely wee place to visit. Shame about all the kablooey stuff that happens there, not to mention a couple of seemingly benign spots in the middle part of the US (easy there, Cornhuskers, just making a point!). But hey, if you can't save mankind by blowing everyone to smithereens, really, what's the purpose? And goodness knows since we're monitoring for earthquakes pretty much across the globe on a constant basis, none of the needed prep work would have ever shown up at all, huh? Again, get your belief well-suspended, chillax and maybe enjoy a cheesy treat along the way, then enjoy thoroughly.
He despaired that there was nothing he could do. He was going to witness the end of the world.
After all, the authors have once again carefully manipulated their Sharknado-worthy plot into a position to let everything hang loose for the big finale. Yes, the foreshadowing is delivered with the deft touch of a piledriver. Yes, some of the statements have not aged well AT ALL in our post-COVID world ("Great Britain was renowned for its sense of fair play and lack of corruption."). Yes, when people say today "the ex-Mayor of New York City" our first thought is perhaps not all that positive (or even sane)! But take my word for it: I've been reading pretty much non-stop for 4 days now and don't intend to slow down now! The lasers are loaded (even the Millenium Falcon versions!), the disco balls are ready to be flung and it's time to convince the people of the world to finally unite together in a common cause that will save us and future generations as well! You know, like we've done for climate change… oh wait… wow, we're fucked aren't we? Seriously though: great stuff fans, enjoy!