Jesus, glad I didn't buy this one.
Lowlights:
-Rose is in 1540s England, and nobody questions her accent or slang; it's there and gone and of course no one pays attention to it or interrogates her about it. Same with her supposed connections to the Ashleys; nobody ever asks any questions that could make her life noticeably inconvenient.
-Rose comes off as totally Mary Sue-ish: She swims great, skates great, rides horses great, is a fashion prodigy and runs her blog. She manages this AND time-traveling between her time and England, and does it all perfectly.
-Of course, because they're twelve year-olds, it never occurs to Rose to report to, you know, ANYONE that the "Mean Queens" actually went so far as to TEXT HER A PICTURE OF HER DEAD MOM'S CAR-WRECK. I mean Christ, there's a line and it was CROSSED. Did nobody ever think to tell an ADULT about the really nasty things they were saying to the kid with cerebral palsy? CHRIST.
-Rose is ENTIRELY unfazed by time-travel. The author hand-waves it by saying "Oh well her mom died and it was so sudden that nothing's shocking anymore" but for fuck's sake Rose is TWELVE. She is ABSOLUTELY at the age where she can comprehend realistic surprises like death, versus unrealistic surprises like TIME-TRAVEL. She's totally unfazed by it, not freaked out at all, and good lord are you kidding me?
-On that note, of course the time traveling is never inconvenient for Rose. Never. She spends days in the 1500s and only minutes pass at home; she goes back to the 1500s after WEEKS have passed, and she still fits in just fine. The idea, essentially, is that Rose is still there in the 1500s doing all of these tasks; and so when REAL Rose comes back from the 21st century, she had all of that information ~magically~ stored away in her head.
This is a STUPID premise that reeks of more Mary Sue shit. At no point is Rose genuinely inconvenienced by the time traveling: It's random, but she's not missing out on anything in either century. What would have been interesting would be to have Rose going missing in the 1500s and having to explain her absences; but then we might actually have to inconvenience the poor dear, and we can't have that.
-The writing was not great. I've got a tag for "teenagers don't talk like this", and I use it any time characters (esp. teens or kids) start talking in a way that seems completely unnatural to them. Rose would qualify: At first I thought maybe she was just absorbing language from the 1500s, but her friends started to speak in weird ways too; so did the adults. It came off as unnatural.
-Rose lectures people about seeing dwarves (the preferred term today iirc is "little people") as funny little entertainers because they are HUMAN and oh my God how OFFENSIVE- and everyone she says that to is immediately like "OMG I never thought of it that way!! Thank you, I'm so WOKE now!" Instead of, you know, laughing her off and ignoring her because it was the 1500s, not 2019, and they had an entirely different system for what people had worth back then. I'm not saying it's right- I'm just saying that if you think you can time-travel to the 1500s and say "THESE PEOPLE ARE HUMAN TOO HOW DARE YOU" and expect to change literally anyone's opinion significantly, you are delusional.
-On that note, the low-key retroactively diagnosing Jane the Fool with autism and Rose being Woke about it again. It works on my nerves when people retroactively diagnose people with mental/physical/developmental conditions (you were not there, you did not examine the person yourself, you have second-hand and not necessarily reliable testimony as to the person's behaviors; you want to speculate? Fine, but don't "claim" them for something they may not have even had). For all we know, Jane was just putting on an act, or had been doing the "fool" bit for so long that she didn't know how to turn it off. It irritates me when any eccentric or unusual person gets the "Oh, they must be autistic" treatment, like it's impossible to have quirks or eccentric behaviors without having a disorder.
And the thing that pisses me off especially is that this comes off less as a speculative "Oh, hey, maybe she's got a condition" idea; like, if you wrote a book from Jane's perspective and said "Oh yeah, I'm writing it from the idea that maybe she had autism", then okay, whatever, you do you. But THIS came off more as a "Let's showcase what a Super Good Person Rose Is by making her the ONLY PERSON who ever treats Jane like a human being" bit. They were trying to make Rose look good by giving her the moral high-ground; and they did it by sticking her in the 1500s, thereby surrounding her with people who are, compared to 2019, extremely prejudiced against physical/mental/developmental disorders.
Wow, I ranted a lot more than I thought I would.
Again, I'm just glad I didn't actually BUY this. I almost did, and I held back, and boy oh boy I'm glad I did.