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224 pages, Paperback
First published January 1, 1990
—What'll it be?
Roast beef on rye, with tomato and mayo.
—Whaddaya want on it?
A swipe of mayo.
Pepper but no salt.
—You got it. Roast beef on rye.
You want lettuce on that?
No. Just tomato and mayo.
—Tomato and mayo. You got it.
...Salt and pepper?
(p. 131)
Tomorrow is another day, All-Wind-and-Piss.
It's always darkest before the dawn, Bottom-of-the-Heap.
There is a light at the end of the tunnel, Thick-as-a-Brick.
Behind the clouds, the sun is shining, Back-to-the-Wall.
After the rain comes a rainbow, All-Work-and-no-Play.
Midnight is where the day begins, Beats-His-Meat.
(p. 92)
So Huey and JPEG were like a team
JPEG's real name was Nimoy cuz his parents
Came to America and watched Star Trek and
They thought Nimoy was an American name
Now Nimoy called himself JPEG because he thought he was
SO
PRETTAY
(p. 94)