Reviewed by James, age 12, 4/16/22
This book is about a man named Potiphar Breen. Potiphar is a mathematician who tries to find patterns in pretty much everything, and he's insanely good at it. He can predict almost anything. For instance, he works for an insurance company, and he can pinpoint about when all of their clients are going to die. He assembles all of his predictions into one big chart where he plots all of the points and all of the interesting things that are happening, such as random acts of nudity - which seem to be getting increasingly common - and the fact that it hasn't rained for a very long time. All of the points on his graph lead him to predict that this year is going to be the "Year of the Jackpot," in which all of the interesting things that have been put off - all of the improbable things - are going to happen this year. Then it starts raining. It starts raining hard. And if that isn't bad enough - flooding in the streets - there's a massive earthquake along the San Andreas Fault. It puts the one in 1906 to shame.
So Potiphar runs away, taking his girl (who he met in one of those aforementioned acts of public nudity), and makes for northern California. He makes it to one of his friend's hunting lodges, where they stay for a couple of days. Then he notices the sun spot. And by noticing it, I mean he notices that he can look at the sun with his bare eyes because of an extremely rare effect. He grabs a telescope and points it out to his sweetheart. She says "That's a sunspot? It looks like someone took a bite out of the sun!" He then realizes it that it is growing at such a rapid rate that everyone on the planet probably has 30 minutes to live. And so, he sits down with his sweetheart to watch the end of the world.
I liked this story, although the ending did seem a little depressing. You know, with the destruction of everyone on the planet and all!