Some fun detective-ish stories starring the curmudgeonly, poetry-quoting barrister Rumpole. I'd like to see the BBC TV versions now. There were some great one-liners, but one of my favorites is below from the story "Rumpole and the Bubble Reputation." Claude, one of Rumpole's colleagues, is staying with Rumpole & his wife, and instead of bacon and eggs for breakfast, he "preferred a substance, apparently made up of sawdust and bird droppings, which he called muesli." Claude then asked for some organic honey.
"And what the hell," I took the liberty of asking, "is organic honey?"
"The bees only sip from flowers grown without chemical fertilizers," Claude explained patiently.
"How does the bee know?"
"What?"
"I suppose the other bees tell it. 'Don't sip from that, old chap. It's been grown with chemical fertilizers.' "