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Monster's New Undies

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A hilarious read-aloud rhyming undie romp with a most surprising END! These are my undies!A sweet work of art!Uh-oh! My undies!They just fell apart. Monster is JUST FINE with his old undies, thank you very much. But when his undies fall apart, what's a monster to do? His mommy takes him shopping, of course! But finding the perfect pair of undies is not going to be easy. . . Come on already!Can't you just see?There are no new undiesjust right for me. Uh-oh! Will monster ever find the perfect pair of undies? With hilarious rhymes from the celebrated author of Crankenstein , Samantha Berger, and bright and innovative illustrations from Tad Carpenter, this bouncy tale of self-reliance is full of warmth and humor. "Sheer monstrous fun." --Briana Shemroske, Booklist

40 pages, Hardcover

First published June 27, 2017

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Profile Image for Abigail.
8,038 reviews268 followers
March 24, 2019
Monster resists getting new undies in this humorous rhyming picture-book - "I am just FINE / with no undies at all! / Or the undies I HAVE / ...though they are a bit small. / So WHAT if they're old? / So WHAT if they're torn? / Who care the elastic's / completely outworn?" - and rejects every new pair his patient mother suggests, when they go shopping. Until, that is, the perfect new undies appear...

As someone who sometimes resists getting new clothing, because I'm attached to what I already have, I got a chuckle out of Monster's rejection of various undergarments presented to him at the store, and I suspect young reader/listeners will be likewise entertained here, and will see a little of themselves in Monster. The rhyming text by Samantha Berger reads well, and will make Monster's New Undies a fun story-time selection, while the bold, colorful artwork by Tad Carpenter will keep listeners engaged. Recommended to anyone looking for children's stories about monsters, underwear, or little monsters who resist change...
Profile Image for Steve Holden.
477 reviews14 followers
July 3, 2017
The beginning of July is very special for me. Summer schedule is in full gear, traveling and summer projects are at their peak, and my wife and I have made July 1 our ultimate day of celebration. We had our first date on July 1st, became engaged a year later on the date, and then were married a year after that. So now we just call it our day. This year we enjoyed breakfast at a favorite spot and then spent the remaining time of our morning in a bookstore. Oh, teachers and booklovers in love!

As we looked through the new offerings for children, we were very much caught up by this one. Silly and out there? Oh, yes! But it's so much fun! We read through it together and were cracking up. The illustrations are colorful and lively, and I think this will make a fantastically fun read aloud for my kiddos in the coming years!
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88 reviews
July 4, 2017
An endearing story of undies? It’s true! In this rhyming story we meet little monster who dreads shopping for new undies. When his mom takes him to Undie World, he is soon overwhelmed. He vetoes polka-dots, tiny whales and racing car undies for him! In despair he’s about to leave, when he spies the perfect pair.

Filled with all the words for undies and what they cover, it’s clean fun and a fun read-aloud for both parents and kids.
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631 reviews54 followers
September 24, 2018
So this would totally be four stars because I do really like it, but there's one line that really got me hung up in the beginning and maybe I'm reading it wrong. But, it sounds funny to me: "[...] Well go shopping for new underwear. But which ones we GET?" ...Does it sound funny to you too?


Push passed that page though and the book is really quite fun. The little monster is cute (and a total ham). The rhyming is nice, the story is cute. The pictures are simple but it works because of the personality you see on the little monster, I think.
Profile Image for Emily.
1,707 reviews13 followers
October 26, 2022
So is new underwear something that kids struggle with, or is it just the funny factor that makes them like this one? Monster's old underwear is looking pretty rough, so he goes to the underwear store with his mom (naked, I might add) to pick out some new ones. Several are considered, then rejected, until the perfect pair is found, then lots of celebratory posing ensues. *adds "underwear" shelf to tags*
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1,700 reviews64 followers
March 20, 2019
This is a pretty darn funny rhyming book. Guaranteed chuckles all around because the words "tush" and "bum" never fail to amuse children (and let's be fair, most adults too!) Although I cannot relate to being averse to acquiring new duds for my rump, Monster makes a plausible case for his hesitation to adopt new wear.
Profile Image for Melissa.
571 reviews9 followers
September 17, 2019
DELIGHTFUL. This rhyming story about a sassy little monster has at least 5 synonyms for butt.
Profile Image for Tara Engel.
500 reviews2 followers
November 6, 2020
Who doesn't like a book about undies??? Keeps the kids engaged and amused and coming back to read again and again.
Profile Image for The Library Lady.
3,883 reviews681 followers
February 8, 2018
I was waiting for some reviewer to complain about the word "buns," but apparently that word is okay. I would be careful about reading this with preschoolers who are old enough to find underwear funny--if you've ever read the immortal Froggy Gets Dressed to a preschool group, you will know what I mean--but if you WANT to induce guffaws and giggles, this would do the trick. Best of all, it has perfectly cadenced rhymes, and wonderful art. I like the limited palette (just primary colors and black/white) and the bold lines that really capture the spirit of Monster, as he searches for that perfect part of underpants. A winner.
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1,096 reviews8 followers
October 6, 2017
Monster needs new undies but does not want to go underwear shopping. The story tells the raucous shopping trip to outfit his bumpitous buns with the perfect pair. Cute rhyming story perfect for read aloud.

First group of children noticed the monster wears underwear, but no pants.

Second group of children noticed mommy monster takes him to the store with nothing on.

Kids pay attention!!
Profile Image for Barbara.
15.1k reviews314 followers
November 4, 2017
I'd never have thought of writing a book about underwear or a parent and her child shopping for new undies, but this author did. The result is amusing, and I'm sure many youngsters will be able to relate. After all, even after they're a little too small or falling apart, it can be hard to let go of one's favorite pair of underwear. In rhyming text and with plenty of references to the little guy's bottom [tush and buns, for instance], the story takes readers into Undie World, a store that sells only underwear. Although there are many choices, nothing seems quite right until they stumble on underwear just like the ones he had on before. I enjoyed all of this story until the end with all the posing and the final page, which didn't strike me as particularly funny or fitting. Still, despite that annoyance, the rest of the book amused me, and the illustrations complement the story perfectly. It's easy to tell that this creative team knows quite a lot about underwear, something that I myself have never really enjoyed having to shop for. Nowadays I just purchase them online and save myself the stress.
35 reviews2 followers
December 9, 2018
Monster’s New Undies
Written By: Samantha Berger
Illustrated By: Tad Carpenter

Fountas & Pinnell: E
Book Level: 1st Grade

Book Summary: Monster loves his undies, but when his favorite pair wares out and falls apart, he’s forced to get a new pair. How will he decide?

Genre: Fantasy and Picture Book
This is a fantasy book due to its characters all being monsters.
This is a picture book because every the minimally colored illustrations that accompany each page.

Bookshelf Mentor Writing Traits:
Sentence Fluency: The author uses an end rhyme technique in her writing of this story. With the last word of every other line rhyming, the flow of the story is smooth and comical.

Monster’s New Undies would be a great supplement to mentor text set for a unit on rhyming
Profile Image for Erin.
532 reviews
October 3, 2017
Monster loves his undies, but they have fallen apart. He doesn’t want new undies, but it’s too cold without them, so it is time for Monster to get new ones. At the store Monster doesn’t like any undies until he finds ones just like his old ones. These new undies allow Monster to be comfortable again. Although about underwear (which is just funny to students), Monster’s New Undies can compare to any beloved item a student has and the feelings that occur when that item can no longer be used. This book is a great read-aloud to writing about something students love that they have lost or had to get rid of because they are growing up.
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278 reviews7 followers
March 25, 2022
I loved the plot for this book, the rhyming, and the art. But why? someone please tell me why you'd include a page about the little monster hiding behind a strategically positioned plant because without underwear he feels "a little exposed...and A LOT to behold" but then allow the little fellow to run about nude for the rest of the book without a care! There was a breakdown in logic somewhere when choosing to draw/write that page and it honestly bothered me the whole book. But that's just me. Most would probably enjoy this saga of underwear shopping.
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2,601 reviews47 followers
July 7, 2017
This fun picture book uses adorable illustrations and rollicking, rhyming text to share the dread of shopping for new underwear and the joy of finding a pair that fit perfectly. ALL readers will be able to relate to hanging on to favorite undergarments until they fall apart, and the agony of shopping for new ones because of the difficulty in finding something that fits just right. This would be fun to share with young children as everyone starts their back-to-school shopping!
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2,681 reviews19 followers
October 14, 2017
Little Monster is in need of new underwear, his current ones are too tight. However, he is very picky, and nothing suits his taste, even when his mother takes him to a store that specializes in underwear.

The illustrations are delightful, the rhyming text is cute and funny. This is cute (but a tiny bit irreverent, after all, it is about underwear!)

Cross posted to http://kissthebook.blogspot.com CHECK IT OUT!
Profile Image for Cindy Mitchell *Kiss the Book*.
6,048 reviews219 followers
December 5, 2017
Review cross-posted from reviewer’s personal Goodreads account

Berger, Samantha Monster’s New Undies, illustrated by Tad Carpenter. PICTURE BOOK. Orchard Books (Scholastic) 2017. $16.99. Content: PG (a few references to the monster’s bottom).
The illustrations are delightful, the rhyming text is cute and funny. This is cute (but a tiny bit irreverent, after all, it is about underwear!)

EL (K-3) - ADVISABLE Lisa Librarian
Profile Image for Serenity.
1,130 reviews11 followers
December 27, 2017
*I received a free review copy of this book from the publisher through my district library services*

As you might expect, this is a goofy book about a monster shopping for new undies. Berger manages to slip in many alternative terms for the monster's rear end, and the story rhymes, so it will have high kid appeal. Just a cute and silly read, although there is a little message that it's okay to stick with what you know works.
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1,295 reviews23 followers
April 24, 2023
The monster is cute and who really likes shopping for underwear anyway? I thought this book was cute but there is a line that I think is for grownups and the kids will not get it. Plus only people of a certain age will know what a skort is. But the line is as follows: "Turns out it feels just a little bit c-c-cold. ...And a little exposed...and A LOT to behold." Are you saying you have a large little monster? Oh, too cute.
Profile Image for Adam James.
554 reviews17 followers
November 20, 2017
Monster's New Undies is adorable.
I'm not quite sure how educational it is (it isn't), but it sure is cute!

My 1 year-old son's review was a whopping 2 whole minutes of his attention.
That's a win right there!

Or maybe it's just the bright colors and goofy words...

Meh, I liked it, though.
Profile Image for Kat Harrison.
Author 2 books5 followers
March 16, 2018
A fun read (especially when done aloud and in a silly voice), "Monster's New Undies" puts a sing-song spin on the daunting/exhilarating task of underwear shopping. Carpenter's neon illustrations succeed in elevating the already energetic text. I'd love to see more books like this one that appropriately celebrate the small, but meaningful moments that make up the collage of life.
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2,587 reviews9 followers
February 25, 2019
This is a fun rhyming book about underwear shopping with a little monster. Probably will be loved by little boys more than little girls since it is for boy style underwear. But the rhyme pulls you in when reading aloud together and lets the child finish the sentence or rhyme. Big primary color illustrations.
Profile Image for Mary Hernandez.
40 reviews1 follower
October 11, 2020
Monster's New Undies is such a fantastic book! This book is a must to have in your classroom, your students will be laughing as you flip every page. Not only is the book funny, but it also has a rhyme scheme that's catchy. Lastly, the illustrations are fantastic and it makes flipping the pages fun, and ready for a good laugh.
Profile Image for Ryan.
5,824 reviews35 followers
December 28, 2021
Lots and Lots of fun. And lots and lots of undies. Some parents worry about “potty” humor when it comes to underwear books. That type of humor is absent in this work. Just the joy of finding a new pair of undies that fit after the others rip and fall off. The little monsters are adorable, the rhymes and cadence in line, and overall this is a fun a joyful read.
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3,034 reviews60 followers
July 6, 2017
Entirely relaetable, Monster's New Undies delves into the world of underwear shopping when nothing quite fits, nothing looks right, and everything is not good enough to cover monster's buns. Told in rhyme, this hysterical story is perfect for readalouds and beginning readers.
Reviewer #9
Profile Image for Kelsey.
2,354 reviews66 followers
July 31, 2017
Age: Toddler-Preschool
Familiar Experience: Underwear shopping

Cute bum-related rhymes and a picky monster make this a delight for kids. This book may serve as a glorification of undies, helping toddlers transition from diapers.
Profile Image for AMY.
2,825 reviews
September 15, 2017
Rhyming story with good illustrations. It is a silly story but kids will like it. A monster needs new underwear and it takes a while to find just the right pair. It was ok and I would probably buy it for my library. Recommended for K-2.
Profile Image for Heydi Smith.
3,198 reviews8 followers
September 26, 2017
This undies book is adorable. The monster’s expressions are hilarious. The lyrical stanzas are a pleasure to read.

This is exactly how I feel about underwear!!!!

I would recommend pairing this with New Socks by Bob Shea and I Ain’t Gonna Paint No More by Karen Beaumont.
Profile Image for Vicki.
4,974 reviews33 followers
December 14, 2017
Yes! Another underwear picture book sure to elicit giggles from the crowd. Who likes shopping for underwear?? The monster in this book most certainly does not.

This cute book has perfect illustrations with a touch of darkness (monsterly) to them.
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