- Hello Manny, do you recognize me?
- No, who are you?
- Come on.
- No idea.
- I'm your subconscious.
- Oh... right. It's true, you did look familiar. Well, what've you been doing?
- Thinking about sex, mostly. Let me tell you my latest fantasy. There's--
- Subconscious, this is not an appropriate time! People are listening! Have you no sense of shame?
- No.
- Okay... I guess you wouldn't. So, uh, what else have you been doing? Read anything recently?
- Same as you, Manny, same as you.
- What did you think of Die kleine Hexe?
- What did you think of it, Manny?
- Oh, I don't know. It improved my German. I thought it was a bit girly, to be honest.
- But what did you think it was about?
- Nothing much. A cute story about a kind witch who decides to be different and go around helping people.
- Honestly, Manny. You really thought that was what it was about?
- Well, what else? And don't say sex.
- I wasn't going to.
- Alright, Subconscious, what's your theory then? Since you're obviously dying to tell me.
- It's about the Third Reich.
- Jesus Christ, Subby, every time we read a book in German you tell me it's about the Third Reich. You said the German translation of The Little Prince was about the Third Reich.
- But this one really is!
- Look, 45 people on Goodreads have reviewed this book, and not one of them has even hinted at connections with the Third Reich.
- Okay, let's walk you through it. The heroine of the book is a witch who lives with a raven called Abraxas. Now who is he?
- Her familiar?
- Yes, yes, but what does he represent? Think Pinocchio, Manny.
- Oh, er, right. Jiminy Cricket. The raven's always giving her moral advice. He's her conscience.
- Pretty slow today, Manny. And what happens when the witch takes her conscience's advice?
- Well... she gets in a lot of trouble. It turns out that in witch society you're supposed to be evil. So someone who acts morally is in fact a very bad witch.
- Now Manny, where and when was this book written?
- Germany, 1957.
- And had anything recently happened there that might remind you of the witch society?
- Ah... well... look, I see where you're going, but I don't buy it. Too much of a stretch.
- Have it your own way, Manny, have it your own way. I can show you the facts, but I can't make you believe them.
- Look, Subconscious, can we talk about something else?
- Absolutely! Let's get back to my fantasy. There's these two hot girls...