It is no secret here at goodreads that I am not very fond of sci-fi and dyspeptic novels. This one, however, may be one of the rare exceptions to the latter.
First of all, it has an admirable forthrightness. No long build-up of any imaginary world. Its very first paragraph, going straight into the heart of the matter, simply reads:
"P F F F R R R U M M M P."
followed by someone wishing the principal protagonist Mr. Enderby a happy new year (how apropos that I am reviewing this as 2012 is ending!).
That, by the way, is not the sound of fireworks or of music. But I consider it as THE universal language. Not music as many say. How can music be the universal language when, as experience shows, we do not like, or even at least understand, each other's music (for one, I am sure I will never learn to like metallic rock or the monotonous ululations in African songs)? It is the fart, the wind from the anus, which may be considered a universal language. Whether you're African, American, European, Arabian, Asian or Australian a fart is a fart is a fart as Gertrude Stein might have said. Regardless of race, color or creed it is the same putrefaction inside, the same gaseous buildup, which eventually lead to this familiar methane explosion recognized by all since the beginning of time. The sound created differs only depending on the ass's situation when the momentous decision to fire is made. Or maybe the amount of exertion spent (violent or shy), or the type of inner turbulence the person is suffering from at that time. They all sound the same, however, regardless of how big or small the person is, his religious beliefs, male or female, white, brown or black, rich or poor, commoner or royalty. The reaction is also universal: hilarity or disgust, depending on the circumstances of its delivery.
Second, the underlying motif of this novel isn't a word, or a phrase, or a sentence. It is not even in the dictionary (whether under "p" or "b"). Yet, as I said earlier, it is universally understood. It does not need (as it does not have) any translation. What else, in all known languages, can boast of this astounding characteristic?
Lastly, the poetry in creates is pitch-perfect. It sings! Hear, hear the other joyous emanations from Mr. Enderby's sphincter--
1. "p e r r r r p" - on page 13;
2. "q u e r p k p r r m p" - on page 14;
3. "b o p p e r l o p" - on page 16;
4. "p o r r i p i p o o p" - also on page 16;
5. "b r r r r b f r r r " - on page 19;
6. "p r r r r f" - on page 19;
7. "b r r r r p" - also on page 19;
8. "p r r r r r r r r p" (without an e) - on page 20;
9. "b r e r r r r p" (with an e) - on page 28;
10. "p e r r r p f" (with a f) - on page 49;
11. " g r e r r r b r o g h a r r r g a w w w w p f f f f f h" (Mr. Enderby, after taking a bicarbonate solution) - at page 82;
12. "e r r r r r r r r p" (Mr. Enderby, just married, in a small lavatory feeling sick) - at page 105;
13. "b o r r r r p h h h" - at page 127;
14. "f f f f f r r r r r e r r r r r p s h h h h h" - at page 166; and
15. these hallucinations and a fearful apparition after Mr. Enderby--funny as a literary funnyman can be, tried to kill himself by ingesting a whole bottle of aspirin:
"A fanfare of loud farts, a cosmic swish of lavatory-flushings....There she was, welcoming him in, farting prrrrrp like ten thousand earthquakes, belching arrrrp and og like a million volcanoes, while the whole universe roared with approving laughter. She swung tits like sagging moons at him, drew from black teeth an endless snake of bacon-rind, pelted him with balls of ear-wax and snuffled green snot in his direction. The thrones roared and the powers were helpless. Enderby was suffocated by smell: sulphuretted hydrogen, unwashed armpits, halitosis, faeces, standing urine, putrefying meat--all thrust into his mouth and nostrils in squelchy balls. 'Help,' he tried to call. 'Help help help.' He fell, crawled, crying, 'Help, help.' The black, which was solid laughter and filth, closed on him. He gave one last scream before yielding to it." (page 179).
Even near death one shall hear the music of the spheres! Ah, flatulence, where is thy sting?