Alright. So the last review I wrote for this was actually meant for book 9. Too many graves in the title. How was I to tell? Suffice it to say that I read it now... and the review from the last one pretty much stands for this one as well. They could cut the sex out of this book entirely and I'd miss not a single thing. And honestly, I kinda feel the same way about Reyes. Since sex is his entire purpose in these books, anyway. I'm not some stick-in-the-mud conservative hoity-toity who only allows for sex to be mentioned in reference to which reproductive organs a person is sporting. I think sex can be a lovely edition to a story. However, this author doesn't write sex scenes like that. She just throws them in with no regard to plot and then makes the analogies involved RIDICULOUS. I honestly think the "I wet my panties" line has been said at least 20 times so far and I'm not even 75% through with this book! I get it, he is hot. He makes you horny. STOP MENTIONING IT EVERY TIME HE WALKS INTO THE ROOM AND GET ON WITH THE ACTUAL PLOT FOR FUCK'S SAKE!!!!!!!!
Ok... sorry about that. I'm just at the tipping point of not being able to continue with this series. The good parts have stopped outweighing the bad. I want to know what happens, but I just don't think it'll be worth it to wade thru the rest of the bullshit.
My original post...
BOOK 9 REVIEW BECAUSE LIFE IS HARD:
The reason I keep coming back to the Charley Davidson story has about 30% to do with the humor, 69% to do with the fantasy element, and 1% to do with steamy romance. Sometimes it's nice to indulge in a little smut adventuring, but by the tenth book I'm getting really damn tired of reading about Reyes' pulsing muscles and sexy jaw-line. I get it. The dude is hot. It seems to be the only thing holding Charley and Reyes together. I don't think they had one single conversation that wasn't about sex. I wish the author would cut out about 95% of the sex/sexy talk and add more to the plot development and fantasy lore. Because the mystery of who she is and who all the people in her life are turning out to be is really interesting, dang it! And honestly, Reyes seems about as attractive as a show dog with how she describes him. Can I get a personality up in this beezey (aka book)?! I'm not saying I don't want any of the smut element, but with this last installment that is essentially all I was getting.
The parts that I love, I LOVE, so I'm not giving up, but I have my fingers crossed for the next one. Please, oh please, switch the focus onto the parts with substance...