The Goo Goo Muck
Meh. Weren’t teenagers supposed to fall prey to vampires or turn into werewolves when they get horny? Must be getting old… It’s a zombie world now, so our shy, angst-ridden protagonist falls for - you guessed it - a sexy, well-adjusted, dolled-up ghoul... and, well, let’s just say: somehow ends up with her organs in his body. Next thing our hero knows, he craves human flesh - bummer!
Yep, it’s all a bit clunky, contrived and generic - and the gore doesn’t really change that. Tokyo Ghoul isn't awful, mind you, just a little boring. I personally liked the story better when told by the Cramps:
Oh when the sun goes down and the moon comes up
I turn into a teenage goo-goo muck
Yeah I cruise through the city and I roam the streets
Looking for something that is nice to eat
You better duck, when I show up, the goo-goo muck.
I'm a night headhunter looking for some head
With a way-out body underneath that head
Yeah I'll get you baby with a little luck
Cuz I'm a teenage tiger and a goo-goo muck
You better duck, when I show up, the goo-goo muck.
Yeah the city is a jungle and I'm a beast
I'm a teenage tiger looking for a feast
Yeah I want the most but I'll take the least
Cuz I'm a goo-goo muck tiger and a teenage beast
You better duck, when I show up, the goo-goo muck.