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Beating Ruby
Life hasn’t been quite the same for computer engineer Island Chaptal since March, an OCD-ridden professional killer, burst into her life to clean her bedroom and take her on a global chase for a legendary diamond. Sadly, the (hit) man doesn’t just break bones; he breaks hearts, too.
Since then, Island has found solace in Alex—the perfect boyfriend—and Ruby, a software project about to revolutionize online banking security…for the worse. When Island’s boss is found dead after allegedly using Ruby to steal a vast fortune, it’s up to her to clear his name and recover the money. Someone else wants answers, though, and this time, Island might be in over her head.
From New York to Zürich, it’s going to take the return of a cleaning expert, a mini-octopus, and Island’s wits to beat Ruby. All while deciding whether to trust a man who already jilted her, or one who may have his own deadly secrets…
Since then, Island has found solace in Alex—the perfect boyfriend—and Ruby, a software project about to revolutionize online banking security…for the worse. When Island’s boss is found dead after allegedly using Ruby to steal a vast fortune, it’s up to her to clear his name and recover the money. Someone else wants answers, though, and this time, Island might be in over her head.
From New York to Zürich, it’s going to take the return of a cleaning expert, a mini-octopus, and Island’s wits to beat Ruby. All while deciding whether to trust a man who already jilted her, or one who may have his own deadly secrets…
310 pages, Paperback
First published January 26, 2016
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About the author
Camilla Monk
14 books692 followersCamilla Monk is a Canadian author who rose to dubious fame with a romantic suspense series starring an OCD-ridden hitman and a wide array of strange and occasionally angry animals. These days she shares her writing time between high-octane adventures in the same vein and fantasy, her secret love (but with weird animals, too.)
She grew up in Paris in a Franco-American family, has lived in Tokyo, and spent ten years in advertising, building rickety websites for M&A boutiques and hedge funds. All of that somehow landed her in Montréal, where she keeps a close watch on the squirrels and complains on a daily basis about the egregious number of Tim Hortons.
She grew up in Paris in a Franco-American family, has lived in Tokyo, and spent ten years in advertising, building rickety websites for M&A boutiques and hedge funds. All of that somehow landed her in Montréal, where she keeps a close watch on the squirrels and complains on a daily basis about the egregious number of Tim Hortons.
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May 17, 2016
Once again, Camilla Monk bathes in the tears of her readers, and scrapes the fat from their discarded corpses to make soap. Except the readers who work out a lot and therefore can't be turned into soap. Those are ruthlessly trampled upon until their crushed bones mingle with the ashes of their burned houses.
This, people, is how you start a one star review.
Now, should one read Beating Ruby? Good question. One I believe can only be answered with a flow chart.
As you can see, there is no good, decent, valid reason to purchase and read that book. Which is why it should sell fairly well: Such is the power of filth!!
KRAKKY LIVES!
This, people, is how you start a one star review.
Now, should one read Beating Ruby? Good question. One I believe can only be answered with a flow chart.
As you can see, there is no good, decent, valid reason to purchase and read that book. Which is why it should sell fairly well: Such is the power of filth!!
KRAKKY LIVES!
January 28, 2016
Fun Sized Festivities Foiled Again…
***This review is kind of spoilerish, especially if you haven’t read Spotless. Proceed with caution.***
He jumped out of the car, running towards Island and my heartbeat quickened. Actually…he jumped out of the car that had been chasing them through the city, seeming to be on a mission to kill them. When he reached Island my heartbeat was on a stampede already…I thought someone was going to die. Mr November would make anyone’s heartbeat speed up…in awe…in fear…in lust or in frustration.
In Beating Ruby we are back to following the crazy antics of Island Chaptal and her unfortunate luck. We start by finding out what has been happening to Island since March left her in Tokyo. Island’s working on a computer program called Ruby that will revolutionise online banking security, trying to pick up the pieces of her heart by moving on and dating a sweet and lovely guy called Alex. One day she comes to work and finds out that her boss is dead and the police are saying it was suicide and Island, the last to talk to him.
Island, not one to let sleeping dogs lie, decides to do a wee bit of investigating because she’s not convinced it was suicide. She’s got spy blood in her… she won’t get caught…no-one will catch her…she’ll just sneak in through the air ducts and check out the scene. She just didn’t count on the rat stuffing up her plans. It isn’t just a case of suicide after all and getting caught by the FBI/CIA/Police means that Island is called up to help them find out what really happened. Her computer skills come into use and her history, connections and experience end up playing a big part in solving the crime.
This book is FUNNY!!! At the beginning of every chapter, there is an excerpt from a romance novel. I’m assuming (guessing) they’re made up, but they are either super corny or over the top erotic drivel. Island’s thought processes also had me cracking up laughing and at one point and I accidentally woke my hubby up in the wee hours of the morning. When he asked what I was laughing at, I explained and for some strange reason, he didn’t think it was THAT funny. The poor man needs to read more.
I really enjoyed Beating Ruby, but, to be honest, it really only came to life for me when Mr November came on the scene. I love him. His OCD, clean obsession mixed with his killer (literally) instincts make him such an unusual character. It does have what you might call a “love-triangle”, but knowing and meeting Mr November, you soon realise there is really only one man in the race. The romance between Island and Mr November is S…L…O…W and a little bit frustrating. I’m scared to say, but I think this author might even be a (fingers to my lips, squinting and whispering) “fade to black” type of author (THE HORROR!!!). But because we’re still getting there, I’m not 100% sure. I am not normally content with reading a romance without sexy times, but in this case, the storyline is so engaging and funny I can’t help but love it. I’m hoping (fingers and toes crossed) that Ms Monk might surprise us and give us a little bit of action in the next book.
The series isn’t finished and we will be getting more from the lives of Island and her sexy man of the month. It doesn’t end with a cliffhanger, but it does leave you with a …. in our next episode, kind of feeling. If you’re looking for a funny story with action, mystery and intrigue the Spotless series are definitely worth giving a go.
I received a complimentary ARC of Beating Ruby via the author for an honest review.
To buy Beating Ruby from Amazon - http://amzn.to/1Vhj87j
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***This review is kind of spoilerish, especially if you haven’t read Spotless. Proceed with caution.***
He jumped out of the car, running towards Island and my heartbeat quickened. Actually…he jumped out of the car that had been chasing them through the city, seeming to be on a mission to kill them. When he reached Island my heartbeat was on a stampede already…I thought someone was going to die. Mr November would make anyone’s heartbeat speed up…in awe…in fear…in lust or in frustration.
In Beating Ruby we are back to following the crazy antics of Island Chaptal and her unfortunate luck. We start by finding out what has been happening to Island since March left her in Tokyo. Island’s working on a computer program called Ruby that will revolutionise online banking security, trying to pick up the pieces of her heart by moving on and dating a sweet and lovely guy called Alex. One day she comes to work and finds out that her boss is dead and the police are saying it was suicide and Island, the last to talk to him.
Island, not one to let sleeping dogs lie, decides to do a wee bit of investigating because she’s not convinced it was suicide. She’s got spy blood in her… she won’t get caught…no-one will catch her…she’ll just sneak in through the air ducts and check out the scene. She just didn’t count on the rat stuffing up her plans. It isn’t just a case of suicide after all and getting caught by the FBI/CIA/Police means that Island is called up to help them find out what really happened. Her computer skills come into use and her history, connections and experience end up playing a big part in solving the crime.
This book is FUNNY!!! At the beginning of every chapter, there is an excerpt from a romance novel. I’m assuming (guessing) they’re made up, but they are either super corny or over the top erotic drivel. Island’s thought processes also had me cracking up laughing and at one point and I accidentally woke my hubby up in the wee hours of the morning. When he asked what I was laughing at, I explained and for some strange reason, he didn’t think it was THAT funny. The poor man needs to read more.
I really enjoyed Beating Ruby, but, to be honest, it really only came to life for me when Mr November came on the scene. I love him. His OCD, clean obsession mixed with his killer (literally) instincts make him such an unusual character. It does have what you might call a “love-triangle”, but knowing and meeting Mr November, you soon realise there is really only one man in the race. The romance between Island and Mr November is S…L…O…W and a little bit frustrating. I’m scared to say, but I think this author might even be a (fingers to my lips, squinting and whispering) “fade to black” type of author (THE HORROR!!!). But because we’re still getting there, I’m not 100% sure. I am not normally content with reading a romance without sexy times, but in this case, the storyline is so engaging and funny I can’t help but love it. I’m hoping (fingers and toes crossed) that Ms Monk might surprise us and give us a little bit of action in the next book.
The series isn’t finished and we will be getting more from the lives of Island and her sexy man of the month. It doesn’t end with a cliffhanger, but it does leave you with a …. in our next episode, kind of feeling. If you’re looking for a funny story with action, mystery and intrigue the Spotless series are definitely worth giving a go.
I received a complimentary ARC of Beating Ruby via the author for an honest review.
To buy Beating Ruby from Amazon - http://amzn.to/1Vhj87j
I’m an Aussie chick who loves to read and review romance, drink coffee, be a Style Setter and stalk David Gandy. To see more of my reviews, fashion, food and pervathons -
December 2, 2015
Oh what fun! After reading (or listening to) Spotless last week I BEGGED author Camilla Monk for an ARC of Beating Ruby because I was extremely anxious to know what happens between March and Island. (Ok so I didn’t exactly BEG her, I sent her an email, and she was super nice… But I totally would have begged if I had to!)
Island is back after her adventure with March the year previously. She nursed a broken heart for a while, now she has a new boyfriend named Alex, and got a new job helping to develop a new computer system “Ruby” that is going to revolutionise banking security. However, when her boss is murdered it sets off a chain of events that brings March back into her life. So now she has Alex AND March both trying to keep her safe, AND she needs to find who killed her boss, plus what exactly is Alex hiding anyway? And will someone FINALLY pop Island’s cherry already??
Now I am not usually a fan of love triangles. But she masterfully works this one. Its not exactly a competition for Island’s affections, as there will only be one spunky South African in her sights. But I really enjoyed the way she brought Alex into the story. I felt very sorry for him, until the fateful lunch, then I didn’t at all.
I loved the continuation of March and Island’s saga. Loved all the violent action scenes, mysteries to solve, and the sparking tension that is always between Island and March.
This is not your average romantic suspense. The series actually has quite a complex, interesting plot, weaved into an extremely entertaining, quirky and funny story. I absolutely love Monk’s sense of humour. There were many moments of this book where I was laughing out loud, having come upon an unexpectedly funny part of the story, such as a mini octopus wearing a hat of shaved salad, or a pool full of flesh eating platypuses. Yes I am serious, and yes it actually works, even though the platypus is a native animal of my country (Australia), and in my opinion way too cute to be flesh eating. But I guess that’s the point!
The only negative thing I can even think of about this book is that now I have read the second one before its even out, now I’m going to have to wait AGES for the THIRD one! BOO!!
A fabulously entertaining series I wouldn’t hesitate to recommend for all fans of things quirky!
Many thanks to author Camilla Monk for an advanced copy of Beating Ruby in exchange for my honest review.
For more reviews visit my blog
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Island is back after her adventure with March the year previously. She nursed a broken heart for a while, now she has a new boyfriend named Alex, and got a new job helping to develop a new computer system “Ruby” that is going to revolutionise banking security. However, when her boss is murdered it sets off a chain of events that brings March back into her life. So now she has Alex AND March both trying to keep her safe, AND she needs to find who killed her boss, plus what exactly is Alex hiding anyway? And will someone FINALLY pop Island’s cherry already??
Now I am not usually a fan of love triangles. But she masterfully works this one. Its not exactly a competition for Island’s affections, as there will only be one spunky South African in her sights. But I really enjoyed the way she brought Alex into the story. I felt very sorry for him, until the fateful lunch, then I didn’t at all.
I loved the continuation of March and Island’s saga. Loved all the violent action scenes, mysteries to solve, and the sparking tension that is always between Island and March.
This is not your average romantic suspense. The series actually has quite a complex, interesting plot, weaved into an extremely entertaining, quirky and funny story. I absolutely love Monk’s sense of humour. There were many moments of this book where I was laughing out loud, having come upon an unexpectedly funny part of the story, such as a mini octopus wearing a hat of shaved salad, or a pool full of flesh eating platypuses. Yes I am serious, and yes it actually works, even though the platypus is a native animal of my country (Australia), and in my opinion way too cute to be flesh eating. But I guess that’s the point!
The only negative thing I can even think of about this book is that now I have read the second one before its even out, now I’m going to have to wait AGES for the THIRD one! BOO!!
A fabulously entertaining series I wouldn’t hesitate to recommend for all fans of things quirky!
Many thanks to author Camilla Monk for an advanced copy of Beating Ruby in exchange for my honest review.
For more reviews visit my blog
www.booksbabiesbeing.com
On Twitter:
www.twitter.com/BBB_Mel
May 17, 2020
RELEASE DAY 26th Jan 16
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Copy received from author in exchange for an honest review
★Book Basics★
Genre : - Cont. Romance
Series : - 2nd in the series - First in the series should be read first.
Love triangle? -
Cheating? -
HEA? -
Would I read more by this author/or in this series? - Yes
Rating - 5 plus stars
★Review★
Well, given I loved book 1, despite it being a cliffhanger and I loved this book despite it technically having what could be described as a potential love triangle situation, I loved this book just as much.
Again so many notes made in this book of parts that I loved.
I did feel like I was waiting ages for March to show, but it suited the storyline, and later knowing things he had done changes he had been making, his non appearance to begin made sense.
Again, I adored Island, being inside her head is a nerdy, whacky, quirky place to be and I love it.
And this is a slow and I mean sloooooowwwwww build romance. But, it suits the characters and their history, especially March and I am am happy at where they are currently. Anything faster would feel forced.
It so far is proving to be a hugely enjoyable series, full of suspense, action, romance and sexual tension all wrapped in a quirky funny writing style that is hard to not enjoy.
So, waiting on book 3, which lord knows when that is due, but I shall be waiting impatiently for it....there are questions that need to be answered people! Will Island finally get what she wants and will March mind getting dirty to give it to her? Does Krakky actually lead a happy life in Ellingham's office despite his tragic background? Does Ramirez get Rica back in The Cost of Rica? Does March read The Cost of Rica since he broke the seal and read Accidentally Married to the Billionaire Sheikh? Since March seems to be branching out into the book review world, would he guest review on my blog? (I am actually FULLY aware he is made up, but still, I can dream!) Will the Bad Sex Sloth memes make another appearance. Where can I get killer platypuses(Platypi!?)? What is the plural of Platypus?
Review for
Here
7/11/15
ooooh, guess what I am reading!!
expected 2016!!??
hmm......I need more March, and ostriches.
Although if you are waiting for this, the author very kindly left a little snippet of this book on the conversation thread for my review on book 1, so feel free to check it out here - https://www.goodreads.com/review/show...
Check out this and my other reviews at My Blog, Facebook, Google+, Twitter and Pinterest
Copy received from author in exchange for an honest review
★Book Basics★
Genre : - Cont. Romance
Series : - 2nd in the series - First in the series should be read first.
Love triangle? -
Cheating? -
HEA? -
Would I read more by this author/or in this series? - Yes
Rating - 5 plus stars
★Review★
Well, given I loved book 1, despite it being a cliffhanger and I loved this book despite it technically having what could be described as a potential love triangle situation, I loved this book just as much.
Again so many notes made in this book of parts that I loved.
I did feel like I was waiting ages for March to show, but it suited the storyline, and later knowing things he had done changes he had been making, his non appearance to begin made sense.
Again, I adored Island, being inside her head is a nerdy, whacky, quirky place to be and I love it.
And this is a slow and I mean sloooooowwwwww build romance. But, it suits the characters and their history, especially March and I am am happy at where they are currently. Anything faster would feel forced.
It so far is proving to be a hugely enjoyable series, full of suspense, action, romance and sexual tension all wrapped in a quirky funny writing style that is hard to not enjoy.
So, waiting on book 3, which lord knows when that is due, but I shall be waiting impatiently for it....there are questions that need to be answered people! Will Island finally get what she wants and will March mind getting dirty to give it to her? Does Krakky actually lead a happy life in Ellingham's office despite his tragic background? Does Ramirez get Rica back in The Cost of Rica? Does March read The Cost of Rica since he broke the seal and read Accidentally Married to the Billionaire Sheikh? Since March seems to be branching out into the book review world, would he guest review on my blog? (I am actually FULLY aware he is made up, but still, I can dream!) Will the Bad Sex Sloth memes make another appearance. Where can I get killer platypuses(Platypi!?)? What is the plural of Platypus?
Review for
Here7/11/15
ooooh, guess what I am reading!!
expected 2016!!??
hmm......I need more March, and ostriches.
Although if you are waiting for this, the author very kindly left a little snippet of this book on the conversation thread for my review on book 1, so feel free to check it out here - https://www.goodreads.com/review/show...
January 3, 2017
DNF at 75%
I'm upset that I didn't enjoy this one because I really liked the first in the series, but this one dragggggged for me.
Love triangle + heroine that tried too hard + a plot that took too long to go anywhere = me no happy
I'm all for a quirky heroine, but Island got a little campy in this installment. A little "hokey geek" meets "I don't realize that I'm attractive but I AM" for my tastes. I was over her.
I wish I felt the love like my other friends, but I'm out of the series at this point. I don't even care how the story ends, TBH.
Oh, the audiobook narrator did a great job with the voices, yet again. Kudos to her.
December 5, 2016
Camilla Monk is a comedic genius who has a great knack for writing spy novels! This was ah-mazzing!
February 7, 2017
IT girl who reads romance book and references Harry Potter. Professional killer who has OCD and has a cute obsession with ostriches.--- I'm SO SOLD on this love story.
Plot
Another mystery~~ Murder of a man who has a wife and a kid. Theft of $698,473,510.82.
Another place to travel~~ Switzerland.
This book is less crazy, scary, and confusing than the 1st book, but - yes, there are still some crazy-scary moments and some What the fuck is going on?? moments. I prefer this book actually because I think now that certain character and plotlines are established, you can really enjoy the fun moments. I feel officially invested in Island’s story, and I’m just rooting for her to find her way and kick ass (and she sorta does in her own way). The mystery is rather fun in this story because of the clues the characters find and there is an amusing spying/disguising/espionage moment.
It takes a whiiiiile for March to show up in this book (which is disappointing), but oh gosh when he does finally arrive, it’s everything I want it to be – I’m left smiling like an idiot and internally fangirling.
Characters
--Island: She’s soooo adorable. Her endearing Harry Potter references, her love for food, her relatable, funny thoughts – she’s absolutely wonderful. I love how at one point in the book, she realized that she was being weak and afraid, and she pumped herself up into acting and fight back. She takes initiative and she’s not afraid of fighting for what she wants.
--March: In the first book, I knew I liked him and was intrigued by him. I can now say that I love him. He’s just so weird and cute and protective! I mean… What kind of professional killer has a cute obsession with ostriches and has pictures of ostriches on his company’s website and brochure (that he’s oddly proud of)?? I love that he’s such a softie when it comes to Island, but he knows when to be serious and stern, and knows how to get shit done. Since the last book, he has become less confusing (*relief*) and more sweet.
Romance
There is a love triangle. I was OK with it. It made sense to have another guy, after the events of the last book. It’s bit of a relief to see Island trying to move on, after March rejected her before. It makes sense. Anyway, March and the other guy, Alex, both have merits and they both have flaws. I’m obviously #TeamMarch because I’m a loyal fan and I just think he’s better.
However, even though this is Alex’s first introduction, he has already shown a lot of depth for his character. I’m wondering how his character will develop later on.
The romance is definitely more evident in this book than the previous (fortunately). I like the developments we see in here. It’s cute, it’s confusing, and it’s ship-able.
Final Thoughts
I’m giving Beating Ruby 3.5 stars (I might bump it to a 4 later, but I need to digest this a bit more). It’s such a fun book, and the characters are truly endearing. They’re adorable and funny. I love watching the mystery unfold and seeing the different locations the characters have to travel (YAY for Switzerland <3).
Overall, I’m simply enjoying this book – there are so many good elements to it, and I’m looking forward to see how the author will develop it some more in the later books.
Yep. I’m officially a fan.
Things that you might want to know (WARNING: Spoilers below)
Is there a happy/satisfying ending?
Love triangle? Cheating? Angst level?
Tears-worthy?
Humor?
Favorite scene?
What age level would be appropriate?
-------------------
I just finished the 1st book, and I’m diving right into the second. #addicted
Also, I can’t wait to find out more on a certain OCD hitman. <3 <3 <3
Plot
Another mystery~~ Murder of a man who has a wife and a kid. Theft of $698,473,510.82.
Another place to travel~~ Switzerland.
This book is less crazy, scary, and confusing than the 1st book, but - yes, there are still some crazy-scary moments and some What the fuck is going on?? moments. I prefer this book actually because I think now that certain character and plotlines are established, you can really enjoy the fun moments. I feel officially invested in Island’s story, and I’m just rooting for her to find her way and kick ass (and she sorta does in her own way). The mystery is rather fun in this story because of the clues the characters find and there is an amusing spying/disguising/espionage moment.
It takes a whiiiiile for March to show up in this book (which is disappointing), but oh gosh when he does finally arrive, it’s everything I want it to be – I’m left smiling like an idiot and internally fangirling.
Characters
--Island: She’s soooo adorable. Her endearing Harry Potter references, her love for food, her relatable, funny thoughts – she’s absolutely wonderful. I love how at one point in the book, she realized that she was being weak and afraid, and she pumped herself up into acting and fight back. She takes initiative and she’s not afraid of fighting for what she wants.
--March: In the first book, I knew I liked him and was intrigued by him. I can now say that I love him. He’s just so weird and cute and protective! I mean… What kind of professional killer has a cute obsession with ostriches and has pictures of ostriches on his company’s website and brochure (that he’s oddly proud of)?? I love that he’s such a softie when it comes to Island, but he knows when to be serious and stern, and knows how to get shit done. Since the last book, he has become less confusing (*relief*) and more sweet.
Romance
There is a love triangle. I was OK with it. It made sense to have another guy, after the events of the last book. It’s bit of a relief to see Island trying to move on, after March rejected her before. It makes sense. Anyway, March and the other guy, Alex, both have merits and they both have flaws. I’m obviously #TeamMarch because I’m a loyal fan and I just think he’s better.
However, even though this is Alex’s first introduction, he has already shown a lot of depth for his character. I’m wondering how his character will develop later on.
The romance is definitely more evident in this book than the previous (fortunately). I like the developments we see in here. It’s cute, it’s confusing, and it’s ship-able.
Final Thoughts
I’m giving Beating Ruby 3.5 stars (I might bump it to a 4 later, but I need to digest this a bit more). It’s such a fun book, and the characters are truly endearing. They’re adorable and funny. I love watching the mystery unfold and seeing the different locations the characters have to travel (YAY for Switzerland <3).
Overall, I’m simply enjoying this book – there are so many good elements to it, and I’m looking forward to see how the author will develop it some more in the later books.
Yep. I’m officially a fan.
Things that you might want to know (WARNING: Spoilers below)
Is there a happy/satisfying ending?
Love triangle? Cheating? Angst level?
Tears-worthy?
Humor?
Favorite scene?
What age level would be appropriate?
-------------------
I just finished the 1st book, and I’m diving right into the second. #addicted
Also, I can’t wait to find out more on a certain OCD hitman. <3 <3 <3
November 16, 2021
Another unique blend of suspense and comedy designed to skewer the familiar plot devices of romance novels. We're back with oddly named Island Chaptal (don't ask, she knows her name's odd) in a new adventure set about six months after the first novel in the series, Spotless, where Island met her classic alpha male romantic hero and professional assassin by being kidnapped back and forth between him and his rivals.
At the end of that story, he dumps her, saying it's for her own good of course, 'cause she needs to find a nice, safe, stable guy so she can have a good life. So she's spent the last six months restarting her career as a brilliant IT tech and entering a relationship with a wonderfully solid, loving man named Alex. She's still a virgin, of course--the thrilling bad boy she knew as March (not his real name, of course) respected her too much to take advantage of her powerful sexual urges, you see. Now, however, Alex understandably wants to take it to that next level. But when she flees into the night as soon as her bra's undone, Alex is very understanding and promises to take it as slow as she needs.
An aura of sweetness pervades Island's romantic life along with joy in her career, as she works under a stern but understanding boss to develop a computer security system code-named Ruby (see title). Ruby is designed to test online banks' security by finding gaps that let it extract billions of dollars from accounts in otherwise safe tax havens around the world. Then when Island's boss is found dead after using Ruby in its beta version to do just that, and all the hardware containing Ruby disappears, Island is the only one in a position to recover both the billions of dollars and the code. And somehow prevent whoever took it from using it to do untold damage to the world's economy.
Not only does the CIA get involved (and guess who turns out to be their lead agent in the case? Right, ), but March comes back into the picture because the head of the mysterious Board that sends him on his missions has a very personal interest in one of the perps who stole Ruby. March--well, that's what Island calls him, but to everyone else he's now Mr. November--gets the CIA to agree to an uneasy collaboration, and off they go to places like Switzerland and Liechtenstein where danger abounds, especially for Island.
The one major plot device that wasn't parodied in the first novel is the Romantic Triangle, worshiped by some readers and loathed by many others. And here we have it in all its glory, up close and very personal. It's seasoned with several flavors of Woman in Jeopardy, but that part is much milder now, absent all the kidnapping and peril that Island went through in Spotless. It's all about Computer Expert and Alpha Males, in close quarters much of the time, and Island takes the initiative again and again. No passive damsel in distress, at the end it's Island who makes the big decision.
This is another high-stakes adventure blended seamlessly with humor, both straight and meta, and those chapter headings from fake romance novels that I enjoyed in the first novel are continued here in more than half the chapters. For example:
At the end of that story, he dumps her, saying it's for her own good of course, 'cause she needs to find a nice, safe, stable guy so she can have a good life. So she's spent the last six months restarting her career as a brilliant IT tech and entering a relationship with a wonderfully solid, loving man named Alex. She's still a virgin, of course--the thrilling bad boy she knew as March (not his real name, of course) respected her too much to take advantage of her powerful sexual urges, you see. Now, however, Alex understandably wants to take it to that next level. But when she flees into the night as soon as her bra's undone, Alex is very understanding and promises to take it as slow as she needs.
An aura of sweetness pervades Island's romantic life along with joy in her career, as she works under a stern but understanding boss to develop a computer security system code-named Ruby (see title). Ruby is designed to test online banks' security by finding gaps that let it extract billions of dollars from accounts in otherwise safe tax havens around the world. Then when Island's boss is found dead after using Ruby in its beta version to do just that, and all the hardware containing Ruby disappears, Island is the only one in a position to recover both the billions of dollars and the code. And somehow prevent whoever took it from using it to do untold damage to the world's economy.
Not only does the CIA get involved (and guess who turns out to be their lead agent in the case? Right, ), but March comes back into the picture because the head of the mysterious Board that sends him on his missions has a very personal interest in one of the perps who stole Ruby. March--well, that's what Island calls him, but to everyone else he's now Mr. November--gets the CIA to agree to an uneasy collaboration, and off they go to places like Switzerland and Liechtenstein where danger abounds, especially for Island.
The one major plot device that wasn't parodied in the first novel is the Romantic Triangle, worshiped by some readers and loathed by many others. And here we have it in all its glory, up close and very personal. It's seasoned with several flavors of Woman in Jeopardy, but that part is much milder now, absent all the kidnapping and peril that Island went through in Spotless. It's all about Computer Expert and Alpha Males, in close quarters much of the time, and Island takes the initiative again and again. No passive damsel in distress, at the end it's Island who makes the big decision.
This is another high-stakes adventure blended seamlessly with humor, both straight and meta, and those chapter headings from fake romance novels that I enjoyed in the first novel are continued here in more than half the chapters. For example:
"As soon as their eyes met, torrents of honey suddenly flooded the secret well of ecstasy concealed under her shift."and:
--Ovidia Houghton, Scandalous Victorian Nights
"There was no stopping him now. She was a vodka-soaked rag he would set on fire."Okay, one more:
--Lacey Black, The Fireman's Searing Touch
"They collided together like fiery particles, their joining a passionate fusion of every single atom in their bodies."I hope you enjoy this series as much as I have! Here's my review of the debut, Spotless: https://www.goodreads.com/review/show....
--Christie Dolan, Physical: A Hopegrove Nuclear Plant Novelette
August 16, 2017
4,5 "You'll Never Look at Platypuses the Same Way Again" Stars
Picking up six months later from where book 1, Spotless, left us and delivering the same action-packed, cleverly over-the-top, thoroughly enjoyable read.
Island, the heroine, still narrates her adventures in a quirky and humorous voice and March, the hero, the cleaning-obsessed mystery man is starting to look at her with the same passion that shines in his eyes when he beholds a remote-controlled mop, so things are going famously in the romance department and life would be great if it wasn't for that half a dozen people chasing after them both with decidedly unfriendly intentions, but hey.
An original and most entertaining Romantic Suspense series keeping me eagerly turning the pages and waiting for further escapades.
September 4, 2019
4 ⭐⭐⭐⭐
Island, March & Alex 😁
Another entertaining read from this series. I really like Island, she is not your typical bad-ass heroine. She is different, she is in a league of her own. Her innocence and bravery is what I love about her.
Great world-building and plotline. It was action-packed, funny, entertaining and characters that you will adore. I love the mystery and it wasn't predictable. I even almost root for Alex at the beginning. Then we have March 😍, Alex didn't stand a chance..
And let’s not forget the sloth image 😂, Krakky & the platypuses 😂😂
Great addition to the series 👏🏻👍🏻
Island, March & Alex 😁
Another entertaining read from this series. I really like Island, she is not your typical bad-ass heroine. She is different, she is in a league of her own. Her innocence and bravery is what I love about her.
Great world-building and plotline. It was action-packed, funny, entertaining and characters that you will adore. I love the mystery and it wasn't predictable. I even almost root for Alex at the beginning. Then we have March 😍, Alex didn't stand a chance..
And let’s not forget the sloth image 😂, Krakky & the platypuses 😂😂
Great addition to the series 👏🏻👍🏻
January 19, 2016
Beating Ruby picks up six months after Camilla Monk’s debut novel, Spotless, which ended with our heroine – in her own words – “being consumed by the blazing flames of passion in the arms of a dangerous man. Thank God he had an extinguisher and didn’t let things get too far.” After inhaling copious amounts of ice cream, the abandoned Island Chaptal squares her shoulders, dives into her work as a computer programmer and finds herself an online date. Vulnerable yet peppy, that’s our Island. Oh, and she’s a 25-year-old virgin and romance-book junkie, which figures prominently into her relationship decisions.
It is clear her experiences with the trans-continental diamond chase in book one have impacted Island. With Alex (the online date that is slooowwly becoming more), she is not nearly so rambling and nervous as she was around hit man March, whom she regards as her “ex” even though that particular fire was put out prematurely. Talented writer that she is, Monk’s treatment of the early scenes with Island and Alex feel distant, as though the reader is viewing their interactions through dingy glass. It isn’t until missing March makes an appearance nearly a third of the way into the book that it seems as though a little Windex has been applied. The dialogue (and even the non-verbal communication) sparkles between Island and March. Island comes alive, and March is…..March: calm, deadly efficient, and scrupulously neat. However, the new tic in his jaw betrays his concern/admiration/lust for Island in deliciously understated ways. Until they become overstated as he protects her in a killing spree while attempting to locate her boss’s murderer.
Just as Island changed from book one, so has March. In book one, he was an anti-hero. In book two he seems to have cleaned up his act and become a legit businessman – who happens to offer mercenary services to elite clients. But March still has a few tricks (and knives) up his sleeves. There is no doubt he is in love with Island, but what is in doubt is whether or not the ice man with OCD will do anything about it. Their impromptu romance book discussion, while hilarious, doesn’t exactly reveal anything except how far apart they are. And that March finds the refractory capabilities of alpha billionaires in romance novels to be pure fiction.
Several reviewers have stated this book is a love triangle. I disagree. Island’s relationship with Alex is more like a scratch start in a race. A misstep, if you will. And while Island has a soft spot for creatures with velvety brown eyes, she’s no dummy. As the book unfolds, the reader begins to discover just how dangerous swiping “yes” to that online date request actually was. Alex is our new man with layers, complicated to figure out, while March has become the bona fide romantic hero with perfect chest hair.
Speaking of hairy chests, Monk has a way with observation. The treatise on male pec pelts had me laughing out loud, while subtly letting me know just which sartorially furred man Island preferred. And if you decide this book isn’t for you, do yourself a favor and at least read through to the scene with the world-famous sushi chef; you will thank me later. Monk can even illustrate a night sky with originality: “I leaned back in my chair, gazing at the skyscrapers surrounding our building, sparkling checkerboards illuminating a mild night in April.” Can’t you just see that visual? And then there is the irreverent riff on the sex life of the cold, conglomerate magnate who is Island’s boss’s boss. “There was this persistent rumor that sleeping with him was kind of like a Pap smear that would last an hour.”
The action in this romantic suspense novel is non-stop (along with Island’s internal quips) and the violence explicit. Murderous Methods by Monk could find their way into the best Bond movie, as could the dramatic villainess and her henchmen. The ending is a fantastic homage to the breathiest, “Oh, James!” but with a typical Island-twist to it.
Finally, the humorous quotes that started each chapter in book one reappear in the sequel. This time Monk mixes in an occasional classic book or movie with the romance novels. (She quoted Goldfinger – be still my heart). What I want to know is how did Monk choose the fictitious author names like Emmy Lee Jolly or Carrie Aznable? I just know there is a subtext there for all fangirls.
Thanks to the author for an ARC of this book.
It is clear her experiences with the trans-continental diamond chase in book one have impacted Island. With Alex (the online date that is slooowwly becoming more), she is not nearly so rambling and nervous as she was around hit man March, whom she regards as her “ex” even though that particular fire was put out prematurely. Talented writer that she is, Monk’s treatment of the early scenes with Island and Alex feel distant, as though the reader is viewing their interactions through dingy glass. It isn’t until missing March makes an appearance nearly a third of the way into the book that it seems as though a little Windex has been applied. The dialogue (and even the non-verbal communication) sparkles between Island and March. Island comes alive, and March is…..March: calm, deadly efficient, and scrupulously neat. However, the new tic in his jaw betrays his concern/admiration/lust for Island in deliciously understated ways. Until they become overstated as he protects her in a killing spree while attempting to locate her boss’s murderer.
Just as Island changed from book one, so has March. In book one, he was an anti-hero. In book two he seems to have cleaned up his act and become a legit businessman – who happens to offer mercenary services to elite clients. But March still has a few tricks (and knives) up his sleeves. There is no doubt he is in love with Island, but what is in doubt is whether or not the ice man with OCD will do anything about it. Their impromptu romance book discussion, while hilarious, doesn’t exactly reveal anything except how far apart they are. And that March finds the refractory capabilities of alpha billionaires in romance novels to be pure fiction.
Several reviewers have stated this book is a love triangle. I disagree. Island’s relationship with Alex is more like a scratch start in a race. A misstep, if you will. And while Island has a soft spot for creatures with velvety brown eyes, she’s no dummy. As the book unfolds, the reader begins to discover just how dangerous swiping “yes” to that online date request actually was. Alex is our new man with layers, complicated to figure out, while March has become the bona fide romantic hero with perfect chest hair.
Speaking of hairy chests, Monk has a way with observation. The treatise on male pec pelts had me laughing out loud, while subtly letting me know just which sartorially furred man Island preferred. And if you decide this book isn’t for you, do yourself a favor and at least read through to the scene with the world-famous sushi chef; you will thank me later. Monk can even illustrate a night sky with originality: “I leaned back in my chair, gazing at the skyscrapers surrounding our building, sparkling checkerboards illuminating a mild night in April.” Can’t you just see that visual? And then there is the irreverent riff on the sex life of the cold, conglomerate magnate who is Island’s boss’s boss. “There was this persistent rumor that sleeping with him was kind of like a Pap smear that would last an hour.”
The action in this romantic suspense novel is non-stop (along with Island’s internal quips) and the violence explicit. Murderous Methods by Monk could find their way into the best Bond movie, as could the dramatic villainess and her henchmen. The ending is a fantastic homage to the breathiest, “Oh, James!” but with a typical Island-twist to it.
Finally, the humorous quotes that started each chapter in book one reappear in the sequel. This time Monk mixes in an occasional classic book or movie with the romance novels. (She quoted Goldfinger – be still my heart). What I want to know is how did Monk choose the fictitious author names like Emmy Lee Jolly or Carrie Aznable? I just know there is a subtext there for all fangirls.
Thanks to the author for an ARC of this book.
October 17, 2017
3.5*
Not exactly a love triangle, since the h wasn't in love with the OM but he was causing "drama" and I hated him from the start. What's worst, he was constantly present till the very end. Not enough of March and Island time 😞, for my satisfaction. The book was missing the awesome humor from the #1 and I was spacing out at times as I didn't find the plot entertaining.😕
Still, the writing style is very uniqe and humorous and I loved some scenes or found them funny.
I'm hoping the next one will work better for me.
Not exactly a love triangle, since the h wasn't in love with the OM but he was causing "drama" and I hated him from the start. What's worst, he was constantly present till the very end. Not enough of March and Island time 😞, for my satisfaction. The book was missing the awesome humor from the #1 and I was spacing out at times as I didn't find the plot entertaining.😕
Still, the writing style is very uniqe and humorous and I loved some scenes or found them funny.
I'm hoping the next one will work better for me.
November 13, 2023
i cant believe i’m saying this but WHEN will they FINALLY FUCK??
significantly less funny than the first one and more importantly significantly less March which should be considered a crime punishable by waterboarding
but the parts where he was actually present: 😍🤤😍🤤
significantly less funny than the first one and more importantly significantly less March which should be considered a crime punishable by waterboarding
but the parts where he was actually present: 😍🤤😍🤤
November 11, 2015
First book: SPOTLESS
When I found out that I was approved for an ARC for this book in exchange for an honest review, I was of course over the moon.
"He would sweep me off my feet, call me 'biscuit'-the nickname he had given me in Paris-and he'd fold and sort my panties by color like he had before."
You know what this book did to me?
That. That was me the whole time I read this book. I don't know why my friends haven't read Camilla Monk's book but I think this is the time that they should.
March and Island is back and this time, there are ostriches, emu, carnivorous platypuses and cute live baby octopus wearing a purple wig made of red beet shavings.
If you ask me, the carnivorous platypuses alone is enough to make me want to read this. I mean, how often do you find these kinds of creatures in a book? Never, I say.
I'll be posting a more detailed review on the release day, but seriously, I think you should read this because a hero who arranges candies by color and in perfectly straight lines should be appreciated.
November 16, 2015
Beating Ruby doesn't disappoint! I was a little nervous that it wouldn't live up to the magic of Spotless, but it does. Beating Ruby contains the same quirkiness, humor, adventure, and romance as Spotless. Also, those wonderful faux romance quotes are present at the beginning of each chapter!
I highly recommend and I can't wait to read the next book in the series!
I received an ARC of this book from the author in exchange for an honest review.
I highly recommend and I can't wait to read the next book in the series!
I received an ARC of this book from the author in exchange for an honest review.
July 2, 2018
Island and her boss are focused on a new challenging project - Ruby.
Island is nervous about her new relationship as she longs for March. March is a dangerous version of the bad boy demon on her shoulder.
A March pros and cons list & recap of what happened last.
I'm wary about a developing triangle - I totally adore March.
Before I forget - the chapter headings and opening quotes are hilarious, stunning and out of this world
Stay away from me, you Oreo addicts!!
Joy and the new love of her life were snuggling and dipping Oreos in their double espressos—a repulsive habit only they understood, and which contributed to bringing them closer.
The company you keep changes you. Cleaning together ... For better or worse
Miracle March and the Malicious Migraine
I gazed at the coupons longingly, remembering how immaculate our apartment had been the morning after March had broken into it. He had cleaned our entire place while I slept off a migraine
Boots is dead. Moment of silence
Attention to detail is astounding.
There is so much effort into making Island a real person
Quirks, growth, ambition, maturity, fears, a divide between physical and mental - everything is not drowned in passion. Her relationship with her colleagues.
The writing is funny. And clever. The humor makes you grin.
Joe Jonas. As a covert govt agent.
Gargamel reference. I'm slayed. Avengers.
Hero to Girl geeks everywhere
Queen of Avoiding conflict Why cant we all get along?
Betrayal.. I miss March.
Innovative television
Cockfight, round two: coming up next on the Espionage Channel.
Things are dull without March.
Fav scenes - The baby octopus
Island retires as a.....
The mold.
The book loses 2 stars because :
1 The absence of March dulls the story.
2 The third angle of the triangle didn't work for me.
3 New characters and plotlines slowed the pace.
4 Action scenes and humor are not on the same level as the first book.
5 Underwhelming villain
Could be the curse of book 2. Somehow Kindle has lost most of my notes and highlights.
Still an entertaining read and I have high hopes for book 3 and hope we see a lot of March& Island. Krakky deserves a recurring role.
Island is nervous about her new relationship as she longs for March. March is a dangerous version of the bad boy demon on her shoulder.
A March pros and cons list & recap of what happened last.
I'm wary about a developing triangle - I totally adore March.
Before I forget - the chapter headings and opening quotes are hilarious, stunning and out of this world
Stay away from me, you Oreo addicts!!
Joy and the new love of her life were snuggling and dipping Oreos in their double espressos—a repulsive habit only they understood, and which contributed to bringing them closer.
The company you keep changes you. Cleaning together ... For better or worse
Miracle March and the Malicious Migraine
I gazed at the coupons longingly, remembering how immaculate our apartment had been the morning after March had broken into it. He had cleaned our entire place while I slept off a migraine
Boots is dead. Moment of silence
Attention to detail is astounding.
There is so much effort into making Island a real person
Quirks, growth, ambition, maturity, fears, a divide between physical and mental - everything is not drowned in passion. Her relationship with her colleagues.
The writing is funny. And clever. The humor makes you grin.
Joe Jonas. As a covert govt agent.
Gargamel reference. I'm slayed. Avengers.
Hero to Girl geeks everywhere
Queen of Avoiding conflict Why cant we all get along?
Betrayal.. I miss March.
Innovative television
Cockfight, round two: coming up next on the Espionage Channel.
Things are dull without March.
Fav scenes - The baby octopus
Island retires as a.....
The mold.
The book loses 2 stars because :
1 The absence of March dulls the story.
2 The third angle of the triangle didn't work for me.
3 New characters and plotlines slowed the pace.
4 Action scenes and humor are not on the same level as the first book.
5 Underwhelming villain
Could be the curse of book 2. Somehow Kindle has lost most of my notes and highlights.
Still an entertaining read and I have high hopes for book 3 and hope we see a lot of March& Island. Krakky deserves a recurring role.
May 27, 2020
3.5 stars. This series is turning out to be so much fun and so entertainig. Recommended.
July 15, 2016
3.5-stars : My head says 4-stars, and my heart says 3-stars.
What’s cool?
I really like how the author explores the hacking concept, and captures the flavor of the shibui sensory experience with Chef Mesa. The combination of foreign settings, different languages, and cultures broaden the scope of the story.
Who annoys me? Alex. This guy is an as&^%*&&&ole.
What annoys me?
Alex’s presence in the pseudo triangle either as Island’s boyfriend or as a third wheel didn’t appeal to me. See, I already made up my mind that March is the one for Island no matter what! So reading this kissing/touching stuff between Alex and Island was unpleasant. Not to mention the two had no chemistry and their ‘romantic experiment’ basically exemplified Island’s immaturity and Alex’s creepiness. *urg* Ps: In the movies, most of the love triangles are easily resolved by killing off the less-hot suitor. Just saying:)
Nonetheless, the writing, humor and pace did help me suck it up and deal with this pseudo triangle for the most part.
HEA?
Beating Ruby is entertaining, but Spotless remains my favorite.
Copy received from author in exchange for an honest review. Thank you!! Arigatō !
What’s cool?
I really like how the author explores the hacking concept, and captures the flavor of the shibui sensory experience with Chef Mesa. The combination of foreign settings, different languages, and cultures broaden the scope of the story.
Who annoys me? Alex. This guy is an as&^%*&&&ole.
What annoys me?
Alex’s presence in the pseudo triangle either as Island’s boyfriend or as a third wheel didn’t appeal to me. See, I already made up my mind that March is the one for Island no matter what! So reading this kissing/touching stuff between Alex and Island was unpleasant. Not to mention the two had no chemistry and their ‘romantic experiment’ basically exemplified Island’s immaturity and Alex’s creepiness. *urg* Ps: In the movies, most of the love triangles are easily resolved by killing off the less-hot suitor. Just saying:)
Nonetheless, the writing, humor and pace did help me suck it up and deal with this pseudo triangle for the most part.
HEA?
Beating Ruby is entertaining, but Spotless remains my favorite.
Copy received from author in exchange for an honest review. Thank you!! Arigatō !
May 30, 2016
5 laugh out loud entertaining stars! Camilla Monk outperforms again ! Now I cannot wait for the next book. Addictive series!
I loved this series so much I bought 2 copies of the second book, though I did receive an ARC and
preordered book 3
March is my new favorite hero.
March
Where do I start ?
March and Island are are brought back together again for some wacky adventures and
hilarious dialogues and some smexy action.
ARC received from the author in exchange for a honest review!
I loved this series so much I bought 2 copies of the second book, though I did receive an ARC and
preordered book 3
March is my new favorite hero.
March
Where do I start ?
March and Island are are brought back together again for some wacky adventures and
hilarious dialogues and some smexy action.
ARC received from the author in exchange for a honest review!
January 24, 2019
My new favorite author. Why is Camilla Monk not a household name? I very rarely LOVE romantic comedies but this one is a favorite. 'Beating Ruby' is smart, sexy and witty. And once again the narrator Amy McFadden does a FABULOUS job with the wide array of accents. March and Island are unforgettable. And this installment features a second Alpha male, Alex! I rarely have time to binge-read a series, but I am going to read the third book as soon as I can. Highly recommend.
February 1, 2016
Same as the first! :)
January 24, 2016
The Setup : When we meet up with our heroine Island Chaptal, a bit of time has passed since the adventures of the first book, Spotless. She’s trying to move on with her life, with her job working in IT and a new perfectly safe boyfriend Alex. She hasn’t seen March since he left her, for her own good, of course, but he is forever in the back of her mind. As it should be.
When her co-worker has been found dead (possibly “helped” into taking a leap off their office building), Island knows that this is tied to Ruby, the software program capable of wreaking global financial disaster (of course). This is but the first step down the rabbit hole that is Island’s life, but she must search for the truth, and trust me, it’s worth the strange, strange trip.
March and Island are quite possibly my favorite hitman/heroine combos ever : These are words I do not utter easily. Mostly because it’s a bit crazy, but that’s the name of the game when reading books about loving men who kill for a living. There are several hitmen and the women who love them romances on the market. The hitman is usually protective and sweet that you can get over that pesky murderous streak he has. It’s for a good cause after all.
However, while this series certainly embodies that, it is also about the little quirks that makes these characters come alive in their own wonderfully unique way. From March’s need to clean Island’s apartment, to Island’s nerdy tendencies and wild imagination, to the excerpts of particularly cheesy (made up) romance novels at the beginning of each chapter, those are the little things that make this series stand out for me.
Read Spotless first...or not : If you choose not to read Spotless, I believe Ms. Monk has really done well recapping the important bits necessary to follow the story. That said, Spotless has more of March and Island’s interactions, so I’d heartily recommend reading it first.
Kisses only, people : Alright yes, my smut-loving heart would love to see more than simply wish for it, but having read Spotless, I think I was prepared for the extremely slow burn and mostly fade to black nature of Island and March’s relationship. There’s a great connection between these characters that isn’t dependent on a physical relationship and it fit my current mood perfectly. Besides, I’m enough of a dirty bird that I can fill in the blanks just fine.
One mild warning : So, geometry and my romances should never meet. I loathe it. So for my sensitive peeps who hate triangles, and dislike interlopers, there is one in this story. However, Island and March aren’t in a relationship when this interloper appears, and there’s also never a doubt as to who wins Island’s heart when the chips are down, which allowed me to ride out that little speed bump.
Best of all worlds : Ms. Monk has managed to do is create an ongoing story that still manages to give me a resolution at the end of every installment, thereby allowing me to feel pleased at the outcome, yet still hoping to find out more, like the true burning question - is Krakky alright?
I really loved it. Island and March have some fantastic chemistry, the action is fun and exciting, the dialogue’s sharp, Island’s POV is wonderfully cheeky and fun. If that’s not enough, there’s even ostriches, cavys, and platypuses, oh my. Sorry, I couldn’t resist. Truly, I encourage anyone interested in romantic suspense/action adventure series to check this out. I can’t wait to see what’s next for Island and March.
**ARC provided by publisher via netgalley for review**
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November 28, 2015
4 stars
After being kind of blown away into fits of giggles and laughing, followed by a high emotional satisfaction, I just had to dive into the second story about Island and March. If you haven't read the first one in the series, you definitely should, although Island tries hard to let the ones who missed #1 and maybe just stumbled upon this one to catch up.
Dear Spotless lovers, don't be afraid: I wasn't able to give this one a 5 star rating, but not for the reasons you think.
the author has lost her touch/the story was shite/the writing could've been better.
Let me tell you:
You will get the humour you expect, maybe not beautifully laid out like in the first installment, but I think the humour is a crucial essence to the writing style and narrative voice of Camilla Monk, so you can rest assured that everything is fine.
Island is still as adorable as ever, and March is even smarter and sexier.
If you expect an engaging suspense and mystery level, combined with spontaneous travelling to European countries, you can count on it in this case, too.
The only reason I had to lower my rating is Alex. If you read the premise of this novel, you can guess at his role. And you are right, he's annoying. As in ANNOYING annoying. I hate love triangles, even those which aren't really ones because you know who she/he will end up with, but I truly hate them, and this Alex person and his constant presence disturbed my otherwise wonderful read.
This author is truly talented, as can be, among other indicators of course, seen in the way she weaves in perfect German language.
Recommended to anyone who read the first book in the series and is ready for more, even though Spotless holds a prime position right now.
After being kind of blown away into fits of giggles and laughing, followed by a high emotional satisfaction, I just had to dive into the second story about Island and March. If you haven't read the first one in the series, you definitely should, although Island tries hard to let the ones who missed #1 and maybe just stumbled upon this one to catch up.
Dear Spotless lovers, don't be afraid: I wasn't able to give this one a 5 star rating, but not for the reasons you think.
Let me tell you:
You will get the humour you expect, maybe not beautifully laid out like in the first installment, but I think the humour is a crucial essence to the writing style and narrative voice of Camilla Monk, so you can rest assured that everything is fine.
Island is still as adorable as ever, and March is even smarter and sexier.
If you expect an engaging suspense and mystery level, combined with spontaneous travelling to European countries, you can count on it in this case, too.
The only reason I had to lower my rating is Alex. If you read the premise of this novel, you can guess at his role. And you are right, he's annoying. As in ANNOYING annoying. I hate love triangles, even those which aren't really ones because you know who she/he will end up with, but I truly hate them, and this Alex person and his constant presence disturbed my otherwise wonderful read.
This author is truly talented, as can be, among other indicators of course, seen in the way she weaves in perfect German language.
Recommended to anyone who read the first book in the series and is ready for more, even though Spotless holds a prime position right now.
June 16, 2017
***** 5 Platypus Stars *****
Camilla Monk did it again!
THIS WAS MADNESS! I highly recommend reading the first book. If you don't, you won't fully understand the odd relationship between Island and March. March may seem a bit intolerable, but I can't get enough of him. I love his addiction to mints and his obsession to clean. This sexy James Bond can get away with anything in my book.
The craziness doesn't stop in Beating Ruby. From car races directed by M&M's to poetic sushi chefs, you won't be disappointed. The creative illustrations made me look like a crazy person. I had so many good laughs...
Now that I'm done, I don't know what to do...
PLEASE... tell me there's going to be more! I NEED IT!!!!
Camilla Monk did it again!
THIS WAS MADNESS! I highly recommend reading the first book. If you don't, you won't fully understand the odd relationship between Island and March. March may seem a bit intolerable, but I can't get enough of him. I love his addiction to mints and his obsession to clean. This sexy James Bond can get away with anything in my book.
The craziness doesn't stop in Beating Ruby. From car races directed by M&M's to poetic sushi chefs, you won't be disappointed. The creative illustrations made me look like a crazy person. I had so many good laughs...
Now that I'm done, I don't know what to do...
PLEASE... tell me there's going to be more! I NEED IT!!!!
February 8, 2016
The gang is back ... ! And by gang I mean Island and March coupled up with some new characters . If you thought the first book was crazy , well you'll just have to read this book to see how crazier it can get . Camilla Monk knows her humor and she doesn't hold back on the shenanigans that ensues when Island , March and Alex ( Island's boyfriend , yes , boyfriend ) decide to take a trip to solve a murder mystery that is being made to look like a suicide . Not big on the romance front ( yet again ) , but it had enough 'sexual tension ' to keep the romantic in me giddy .
Looking forward to reading book 3 !
Looking forward to reading book 3 !
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February 9, 2021
Probably my favourite thing about this book is that after March leaves her, our heroine Island doesn't mope around, as countless other romance novel heroines have done. Instead, SHE GOES OUT AND GETS ANOTHER BOYFRIEND. What a queen.
The OM doesn't turn this into a love triangle though, because it's pretty clear that March is endgame the moment he returns. So no worries on that front.
Unfortunately, I did find that this book dragged a bit. I'm not sure why, since there's almost as much action as there was in the first instalment. Maybe it's because the romance took a massive backseat here, or that the stakes felt both lower and more difficult to grasp. Whatever it is, finishing was a mild slog, and I haven't felt the urge to pick up the sequel.
The OM doesn't turn this into a love triangle though, because it's pretty clear that March is endgame the moment he returns. So no worries on that front.
Unfortunately, I did find that this book dragged a bit. I'm not sure why, since there's almost as much action as there was in the first instalment. Maybe it's because the romance took a massive backseat here, or that the stakes felt both lower and more difficult to grasp. Whatever it is, finishing was a mild slog, and I haven't felt the urge to pick up the sequel.
July 31, 2017
I didn’t write a proper review for book #1 of this series – Spotless – but I want to write one for this one. Did I like this one more than book #1? I don’t know. Maybe? I do know I’m totally hooked on this series!
March. March! Why you so hot & emotionally unavailable? Agh! But he is quite a hero. Totally badass in a fight, but also restrained and self-controlled. Alex, on the other hand. Don’t get me started on him, he made me mad. But I loved the rivalry between the two of them.
As for the plot, while in book #1 it was more personal for Island, now it’s more work-related. Her boss is found dead, and once again she is in the midst of all of that. Again we have action, chases, revenge plots. Overall very fun and engaging! I also like that girls run the operations is these books. Yay for that!
Another fun detail that I liked is how author pokes fun at contemporary romance novels, with Island reading titles such as Accidentally Married to the Billionaire Sheikh.
What I didn’t like (in the first book as well) is the lack of sex! Not to sound like a perv, but what the hell. I just don’t like when in books heroine’s virginity is made into a big deal. If this were a young adult novel, I’d understand, but it’s adult, and sex is part of life, so I don’t get it. Ah well.
The overall tone of these novels is very light and fun, even though the plot is heavy, with murders and kidnappings and what not. But they are very action-packed and easy to read. And you can see that the author dedicated a lot of time for plotting. The romance is not in the forefront, the story is the most important and stands on its own. And that’s something I very much respect and admire.
March. March! Why you so hot & emotionally unavailable? Agh! But he is quite a hero. Totally badass in a fight, but also restrained and self-controlled. Alex, on the other hand. Don’t get me started on him, he made me mad. But I loved the rivalry between the two of them.
Alex’s posture changed, shoulders squaring and heels digging into the ground. Cockfight, round two: coming up next on the Espionage Channel. I stepped between them and shot March a warning look. “Stop it. Both of you.”
As for the plot, while in book #1 it was more personal for Island, now it’s more work-related. Her boss is found dead, and once again she is in the midst of all of that. Again we have action, chases, revenge plots. Overall very fun and engaging! I also like that girls run the operations is these books. Yay for that!
Another fun detail that I liked is how author pokes fun at contemporary romance novels, with Island reading titles such as Accidentally Married to the Billionaire Sheikh.
What I didn’t like (in the first book as well) is the lack of sex! Not to sound like a perv, but what the hell. I just don’t like when in books heroine’s virginity is made into a big deal. If this were a young adult novel, I’d understand, but it’s adult, and sex is part of life, so I don’t get it. Ah well.
The overall tone of these novels is very light and fun, even though the plot is heavy, with murders and kidnappings and what not. But they are very action-packed and easy to read. And you can see that the author dedicated a lot of time for plotting. The romance is not in the forefront, the story is the most important and stands on its own. And that’s something I very much respect and admire.
January 12, 2020
4 Stars
*A silly but exciting story of a young woman unwittingly pulled into international intrigue*
In this sequel to Spotless, Island Chaptal is trying to move past the dubious legacy of her parents and live as normal a life as possible. But when her boss is killed and a dangerous computer program goes missing, Island is quickly sucked back into the world of danger and intrigue, including the return of her favorite OCD hitman, March.
This series is a bit farfetched, but enjoyable nonetheless. Like its predecessor, Spotless is fun and fast-paced. Each chapter still starts with a quote from one of Island’s cheesy romance novels. And some of them are simultaneously cringeworthily and laugh out loud funny. Island may have learned a few tricks, but she is still her awkward self and endearingly inept at spying. These books may be brain candy, but they are undeniably an enjoyable guilty pleasure!
RATING FACTORS:
Ease of Reading: 4 Stars
Writing Style: 4 Stars
Characters and Character Development: 4 Stars
Plot Structure and Development: 3 Stars
Level of Captivation: 4 Stars
Originality: 3 Stars
*A silly but exciting story of a young woman unwittingly pulled into international intrigue*
In this sequel to Spotless, Island Chaptal is trying to move past the dubious legacy of her parents and live as normal a life as possible. But when her boss is killed and a dangerous computer program goes missing, Island is quickly sucked back into the world of danger and intrigue, including the return of her favorite OCD hitman, March.
This series is a bit farfetched, but enjoyable nonetheless. Like its predecessor, Spotless is fun and fast-paced. Each chapter still starts with a quote from one of Island’s cheesy romance novels. And some of them are simultaneously cringeworthily and laugh out loud funny. Island may have learned a few tricks, but she is still her awkward self and endearingly inept at spying. These books may be brain candy, but they are undeniably an enjoyable guilty pleasure!
RATING FACTORS:
Ease of Reading: 4 Stars
Writing Style: 4 Stars
Characters and Character Development: 4 Stars
Plot Structure and Development: 3 Stars
Level of Captivation: 4 Stars
Originality: 3 Stars
October 21, 2016
This is me with this series! Shut up and take my money!
ARC received via author. Yup, I'm that lucky!
Joe Jonas + dangerous love triangle + car chases = Action Packed Sequel
I laughed my butt off. This has easily turned into one of my favorite series. I can't wait for another. Seriously Camilla Monk, get on that!! I need more of Island and March!
All of the action and investigating work that I loved in the first book is still one of my favorite things. I can't wait to see what the future holds for these two. I love, love, love that Island is a smart girl. I continue to enjoy being in her head so very much. She is funny, and caring, but above all true to her self. I can't express how refreshing it is to see this sweet person dealing with all the drama. I also love March. He is the ultimate bad boy. He is lethal physically and mentally as well as mysterious (Le Sigh) BUT is also weird in his own way. They make sense together.
I can't express how much I love these two. I hope the next book focuses more on their love! I can't wait to read it.
ARC received via author. Yup, I'm that lucky!
Joe Jonas + dangerous love triangle + car chases = Action Packed Sequel
I laughed my butt off. This has easily turned into one of my favorite series. I can't wait for another. Seriously Camilla Monk, get on that!! I need more of Island and March!
All of the action and investigating work that I loved in the first book is still one of my favorite things. I can't wait to see what the future holds for these two. I love, love, love that Island is a smart girl. I continue to enjoy being in her head so very much. She is funny, and caring, but above all true to her self. I can't express how refreshing it is to see this sweet person dealing with all the drama. I also love March. He is the ultimate bad boy. He is lethal physically and mentally as well as mysterious (Le Sigh) BUT is also weird in his own way. They make sense together.
I can't express how much I love these two. I hope the next book focuses more on their love! I can't wait to read it.
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