MRS. PIGGLE-WIGGLE’S MAGIC is the second of four books by Betty Macdonald, in which an energetic, eccentric widow cures children of bad habits (1947-1957). At the request of distraught parents, Mrs. P-W cures “Thought-You-Saiders” (children who deliberately mishear what is said to them), Tattle-Tales, Interrupters, Never-Want-to-Go-to Schoolers, and other young malingerers.
Each fault is comically exaggerated. The father of the Heedless Breaker tells his daughter: “You’re only eight years old and I’d like to keep you for another twelve or thirteen years at least but at the rate you’re breaking things I won’t be able to afford it. Let’s see, last week you broke eleven cups, there are fifty-two weeks in a year and 52 X 11 is 572 cups and year and we have at least twelve more years to go. . . (74). Mrs. P-W cures most children with magic potions. The pattern of out-of-control children returned magically to normal became repetitive for me--but would not for a child.
For me, two chapters stood out: “The Never-Want-to-go-to-Schooler” (negatively) and “The Bad Table-Manners Cure” (positively). The former is the only chapter that would be uncomfortable to 21st century sensibilities. Jody repeatedly fakes illness to avoid school. After taking Mrs. P_W’s “IGNORANCE TONIC,” Jody no longer knows how to use tools, cannot count, and talks with a speech impediment. When other children shun him, Judy decides that being a “dubby” is no fun and returns to school. In the 1940’s, “Little Moron” jokes were popular, but a 21st century reader would find the mockery of mental retardation distasteful.
My favorite chapter is “The Bad-Table-Manners Cure.” Because of his atrocious table-manners (“He picked up his soup bowl and held it just under his chin while he slurped his soup. . . . he gestured with a fork full of food so that bits of food shot around the room like stones from a slingshot“ [40].), Christopher’s distraught parents appeal to Mrs. P-W. She loans them her pig, Lester. Lester models impeccable table manners and gently corrects Christopher: “Christopher’s mouth was open but full, he had whipped cream on his upper lip and crumbs on his chin. Lester reached across the table and gently closed Christopher’s mouth. Then he wiped the whipped cream off his upper lip and the crumbs off his chin” (45). Mrs. P-W prematurely retrieves Lester, because other parents have a manners crisis. However, through Lester’s influence is brief, Christopher is fully cured. Mrs. Thompson tells Mrs. Brown that her son’s “table manners are simply perfect” (57)
I grew up in the 1940’s. My mother, an elementary school teacher, believed passionately that reading to children was essential to their intellectual and moral development. Though I was never introduced to Mrs. Piggle-Wiggle, my mother read aloud stories with the same comically exaggerated didacticism. I remember the GOOPS books by Gelett Burgess: line drawings of children doing disgusting things with the caption: “Don’t be a Goop!” There were Goofus and Gallant: washing dishes, playing a game, reading a book, Goofus behaved boorishly, while Gallant modeled correct behavior. In Munro Leaf’s cartoon series, Watchbirds watching obnoxious children functioned as their super egos.
The Goops, Goofus and Gallant, and the Watchbirds books are no longer in print. In contrast, the original Mrs. P-W books are not only available, but MacDonald’s daughter wrote a sequel in 2007 sequel, based on notes in her mother’s papers: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MRS. PIGGLE-WIGGLE. The friend who loaned me MRS. PIGGLE-WIGGLE’S MAGIC told me that her nieces and nephews love Mrs. P-W and delight in making up bad habits for her to cure. Rather like being a scold like the Watchbirds, Mrs. P-W loves and respects children. When their failures are due to inexperience rather than willfulness, she helps them find solutions and save face. The Mrs. P-W books would make a wonderful gift for a child in upper elementary school.