Coming at you hard and fast with silly jokes and more than you ever wanted to know about the history of various human bodily functions, this (audio)book proves that history doesn't have to be gravely serious to be valuable. While it's not breaking new ground, it does provide a humorous examination of the lens of familiarity/difference through which we view the past. After all, isn't that where the interesting questions sit? But even accounting for the limitations of the historical record, can we ever really know people from another time and place? It's certainly difficult (impossible?) to understand people as they really were, to comprehend their ways of thinking or the actions they took. Sometimes individuals, groups, or even whole societies seem just like us, sometimes there feels like an unbridgeable distance, and sometimes there's a blend of both. But there are undoubtedly some things we all share.
Let's imagine going to the toilet. Yes, we're going there. If you're already wincing reading this review, just know that there's WAY more of this in the book. So, the toilet. We all have to do it. You probably don't much think about it. Even if you do, it probably seems obvious that whatever way you do it is the right way to do it. Maybe it hasn't even occurred to you that there's any other way. Except if you reflect on it for just a minute, it doesn't hold up. Modern societies/cultures have different toilet habits or facilities, we even argue about details like whether the toilet roll over or under...(over)... it goes on and on. There's so much more to shitting than you might imagine. And that's now. So let's add in the whole of humanity's past. All sorts of strange (to me) things start to appear. For example, you might imagine the normalised bathroom privacy many of us (in the UK at least) expect today is CLEARLY the best way to go. Well according to our way of thinking, sure. But that's not how it always was. Or is for all I know. [In fact, now that I think about it there's a horrible advert on English tv right now with a man sitting (shitting) on a toilet while a woman is in the bath... so who the hell knows what's normal **shudder**]. Anyway, you might have heard of the Groom of the Stool, a privileged position about as close to the monarch as you could get. That proximity allowed all kinds of influence. Gross, maybe, but understandable. But what about when you think of the beautiful palace of Versailles? Do you imagine people shitting and pissing in hallways? I certainly didn't. It happened so much they had to set up a weekly clear out. IMAGINE!!!! Is that what comes to mind when you picture the majestic palace of the Sun King? Wading through bodily waste. The smell of it? This is not what they taught me in school. It's so much more fun than that. History shouldn't be reverential, it should be real. Or as close to it as we can get.
That's the beauty of it, of course. Dirty, grim reality might not be as impressive as the sparkle, but it's closer to most people's lived experience. French high society might have been wearing gold and jewels but their shoes and skirts could well have been crusty with shit and urine. But don't think it's been uphill all the way since then. That's not how things work. The Indus Valley Civilisation of northwestern India and Pakistan had the kind of urban sanitation systems the people at Versailles desperately needed, and that was the 3rd millennium BCE. The notion of linear human progression, whether that be scientific, technological, moral... actually by pretty much any means we use to measure society is proved by this book to be utter bollocks. What's amazing is that it does so whilst avoiding being bogged down by the kind of weighty issues that make watching paint dry a serious contender for a damn good time. 'Progress' is a backwards and forwards thing, a piecemeal, sometimes collaborative, sometimes individualist evolution that comes from all over the world and across time. It's a reminder that there are ways of living, not one right way. Wherever we are, whoever we are, the way we live is a construction, it's something that changes and can be changed. What Greg Jenner does well here is bring this grand scale thinking closer to home. Right into our dull daily lives. Change has always been part of being human, but some challenges remain. Perhaps looking outside our own ways of thinking could offer surprising answers.
One last thing. This book was made for audio. I'm not sure it would have been quite so amusing without the genuine cheer of the the author and his ability to give even the most juvenile jokes a bit of life. It was fun and it made me think, an effective combination that brought Horrible Histories its huge success, and now makes this a worthy listen. Though perhaps not while eating. Trust me on this.