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An instant hit upon its original publication in 1946, it was quickly adapted for stage & screen. Beginning as a collection of short stories, Heggen based his novel on his experiences aboard the USS Virgo in the South Pacific during WWII . Irreverent, hilarious, the book shows readers what a real leader is in the guise of Mr. Roberts!
221 pages, Paperback
First published January 1, 1946
The dead, Mr Roberts mused. What could you say about the dead of this war? What could you really say? Well, there were a lot of things you could say automatically and without thought, but they were all the wrong things; and just this once, just this one war, anyhow, let us try to say true things about the dead. Begin by cancelling the phrase "our honored dead": for that is not true-we forgot them, we do not honor them but in rhetoric-and the phrase is the badge of those who want something of the dead. If the dead of this war must have a mutual emcomium, then let it be "poor dead bastards." There is at least a little humanity in that. And let us not say of them, this time, "they gave their lives" for something or other; for certainly there was nothing voluntary in their dying. And neither is it fair to speak of "dead heroes," for not at all necessarily does the fact of death include the fact of heroism. Some of these dead were shining youths scornful of the sanctity of their own lives, who lived daily with terror rarefied by inevitability and died with a flawless gesture of self-immolation: and others died as the result of injuries sustained in falling through a privy. But, thought Roberts, if they did not live equally, they are evey one equally dead; and you could say this affirmative thing of all; that in a war of terrifying consequence and overwhelming agony, they participated one hundred per cent. That was the only true thing you could say for all, but it was enough. The was demanded the shortening of how many-two million, five hundred and sixty thousand twho hundred and fourteen?-lives, and these men were chosen. So pile them high at Austerlitz and Waterloo and Ypres and Verdun, and and add a few more places, Aachen and Dunkerque and Anzio; only do not talk lies about the dead.