SPOILERS WITHIN
let me start by saying that matilda is one of the dumbest protagonists i have read in a very long time. not once does she display the most basic critical thinking skills, even in situations that are so obviously suspect and dangerous, which made it hard for me to care at all.
the characters are flat to me. meer is the odd kid. tatum is the 'was rude once because he has a tragic backstory' character. brock is so forgettable that if he wasn't on the page i didn't remember he was even there. june is an almond mum who is super suspicious and off. none of these characters have depth. matilda supposedly loves video games, but aside from a few mentions when the plot needs her to remember she likes them, it's never mentioned.
she receives an unverified email from someone claiming to be the father she never met, asking her to come visit him alone, and pay her own way. she gets there, and immediately (while vomiting in an airport bathroom), two random girls give her their phone number and want to hang out. they are not mentioned again, nor do they appear again, until the plot decides one of them is needed for exposition to happen.
once arriving at her father's home, said father is nowhere in sight-- but there IS a boy about her age who says he's her half brother and dad is definitely coming back soon, for sure. i am somewhat baffled matilda takes meer's word for it as well. she JUST met him, but wholeheartedly believes he is her brother and begins mourning a childhood she never had with him? why?
shortly after arriving, and meeting a few more characters, matilda passes out- and wakes up to find her devices have been taken. WHY WAS THIS NOT A RED FLAG. she should have left IMMEDIATELY. the circumstances are already weird, and now these people she has NEVER MET have gone through her things, WHILE SHE WAS UNCONSCIOUS, and TOOK HER ONLY COMMUNICATION TO THE OUTSIDE WORLD. in what universe would it be a good idea to stay? for all she knew at that point, these people could have been extremely dangerous! i understand the desire to meet family, especially after a lonely childhood with a flighty mother, but even so it is basically inviting bad things to happen to stick around.
her mother's story constantly being called 'kind of feminist' or 'putting herself first' bothered me. there is nothing feminist about dropping every aspect of your life to centre everything around a new man every few weeks. isadora jumps from new lover to new lover so fast it gave me whiplash. yes, women should be allowed to do so, HOWEVER. when doing so is constantly disrupting the life of your young daughter, who you drag right along with you, and giving her no sense of security or stability, it is downright irresponsible.
i found the lack of hygiene gross. the dog crap on the floor that no one picks up, the dirty dishes and rotting food left around, the state of the pool... i understand this is meant to show that things aren't all as they seem, and that rich people expect others to pick up after them, but still. my god. describing flies buzzing around the inside of the house and crusty old dishes that are days old until tatum or matilda cleans them... jesus.
i couldn't stand the forced 'enemies to lovers' with tatum. yes, he is rude to matilda at first, but when the gang decides to sneak over to beechwood island in the middle of the night, all of a sudden he has a 180 personality flip and is telling her stories about the dog. even so, she repeatedly thinks he is 'the worst' and 'terrible' and 'irritating.' why? he doesn't seem to be all that bad, aside from a rough introduction, but then he acts like?? a fairly okay person?? it was very tell, not show. matilda TELLS the reader he's an arse, but never do his actions after the beechwood scene SHOW that. it just seemed like the author wanted us to think 'awwww grumpy x sunshine d'awwww' without actually delivering.
speaking of beechwood-- first of all, i thought the scene where the gang goes over there to explore was not needed. it was just fanservice for those of us that enjoyed the previous books, and an excuse for tatum to freak out about the burned down house so he can explain his parents died in a fiery car wreck. i found it grotesque that these characters were talking about how kids died there not even a week before, but then they were laughing and playing on the abandoned tennis court, not far from where they KNOW 3 teenagers burned to death. LESS THAN A WEEK BEFORE.
which brings me back to holland, the girl from the airport who was forced into the scene randomly. she reappears about halfway through the book at mr cello's front door, asking to come in. matilda puts together that she only wanted to meet the famous artist, not to be her friend- and then treats it like a huge betrayal. friendly reminder, they met and spoke ONCE. if the author had made them form some kind of friendship in matilda's time on the island, i would have maybe cared about this more. holland says she figured out matilda was related to kingsley cello because.... she looks like the model for one of his famous paintings? do i have that right? that is COMPLETELY idiotic. in her one moment of intelligence, matilda points out that makes no sense. and not only that, when holland admits she would have found a way to/in the house even if matilda had never come, she still lets her in. this is DANGEROUS! super-fans of famous people who go out of their way to find where they live are DANGEROUS. because again, she does NOT KNOW holland outside of their airport interaction. for all matilda knows, she could be here to do serious harm to a famous artist she at least seems to have a parasocial interest in.
and then this turns into an excuse for holland to trauma-dump (read; exposition dump) to a girl she barely knows that she is related to the sinclair family- that her second cousins, as well as 'this boy that was their friend' (direct quote, page 145) were killed in that fire less than a week ago. i will keep hammering in how recent that tragedy was, because the way she speaks about it is so flippant and completely with at odds with how the scene is written. it SEEMS like she's in mourning, and rightfully so, but she talks about it like she doesn't care. it's all very weird.
when they were at beechwood, matilda randomly falls and cuts her hands. after returning home, june inspects her injuries, tells her she was a nurse so she can handle it, and jabs matilda with a syringe that she claims is an 'anti-biotic.' matilda immediately passes out, has a weird hallucination, and then wakes up hours later. why she still has not left at this point is completely beyond me. she was obviously just sedated by a woman she DOES NOT KNOW WELL and has actively behaved borderline hostile to her multiple times. GIRL. LEAVE.
she still does not leave later when tatum tells her 1) he knew she had been drugged but never said anything because he trusts june and 2) that june LIED ABOUT BEING A NURSE. i can suspend my disbelief for most books to an extent, i understand why up until now matilda might have found reasons to convince herself to stick around, but at this point, i can't. this is just stupid. matilda is stupid. the second she found out she was lied to and had something injected in her that she did not consent to, she should have gotten out of there. i also didn't like this line: "Matilda," says Tatum. "Don't blow this up into-" (page 157). this is his response to her RIGHTFULLY being extremely angry finding out about the sedative and june lying. excuse me? she should have blown up even more, actually!
when matilda finds one of kingsley cello's sketchbooks, she finds a newer drawing in the back of a chomping plant from luigi's haunted mansion, done in sharpie. she immediately assumes meer drew it, because 'there is no way kingsley could have known about that haunted mansion level before i came here.' because apparently, matilda is the only person on the planet who has ever played that game, and unless it is one of the shoehorned-in scenes where she talks endlessly about video game levels and everyone around her politely pretends they're listening, it is impossible for anyone else to have heard of any aspect of it. it was such idiotic reasoning, but of COURSE she was right.
after this, meer randomly gets some poultry. this is because in a scene a few chapters earlier, he decides he likes chickens and for some reason buys a 'grab bag' of assorted baby farm birds-- even though no one takes care of the dog or picks up the house, he's CERTAIN he can care for some MORE animals. would you like to guess how that ends? tatum is the only person with common sense, telling everyone they don't need more responsibilities and that they should take the baby animals back. but no, the dog violently kills all of them except for one duckling. at least they have the sense to give the duckling to a teaching farm where it will be safe. halleluiah for small miracles.
also randomly, tatum gets tickets to a band he and matilda like. this is to show romance, or so i am told. there is an entire half a page dedicated to them being at the concert. wow. a scene so short and forgettable i needed the book open in front of me as a reminder it exists.
i feel this review is long enough that you get the point of why this is a one-star for me. in the end, the twist is eveyrone was committing elder abuse essentially, and that kingston cello was actually kincaid sinclair, making matilda one of the sinclairs. this felt shoehorned and lazy. kingston dies, meer is left everything, and i don't care about anything else that happened. i think tatum and matilda are a horrible pairing, i think everyone in hidden beach except matilda is awful, and i think matilda is an idiot who should have ran as fast as she could after her first hour there.
it's not often i dislike a book so much that i have to write an essay about it. this was not worth my time.