Published in 1998 by Gauntlet Press, “Are You Loathsome Tonight?” is a short story collection comprising of twelve different stories. The book contains an introduction by Peter Straub and closing by Caitlin R. Kiernan, providing some informative background information on the book and the author. This book was recommended to me and is my first Poppy Z. Brite book. Note: I had no idea who the author was prior to reading this collection so I had no idea what to expect. Had a I done a little research first, I would have been better prepared for what I was getting myself into.
As with all my short story collection reviews, I rate each story individually and then calculate the average rating as the total rating for the book. But, I warn you…. Some of the reviews of each individual story includes a brief synopsis, which may or may not include a SPOILER. I write my short story reviews this way for future reference to remind me of which ones are worth the time re-reading and which ones are not. Although I do not ruin a good story by announcing any significant spoiler….. If you happen to come across one, it will be in a story that I hated and never intend on reading again. But, you can avoid potentially stumbling across a spoiler by skipping to the very bottom of the review, where it says “FINAL VERDICT”. That is where my overall review for “Are You Loathsome Tonight?” is listed. The stories within the collection include;
IN VERMIS VERITAS – This story was too short to rate or write any summary of any kind, so I won’t even bother.
ARISE – Terry Cobb, a believed to be dead musician now living incognito in Africa, learns on the television hat one of his former bandmates committed suicide. Shortly after hearing the news, he receives a package that was sent by that musician prior to blowing his brains out. The package contains a hand written letter and a box of goodies that breath new life in Cobb. Overall, this story was descent and very well written. Although I was not fond of the ending, I was still interested in the story so I would give it 3 stars.
SAVED – This story was written with Crista Faust and is mainly about a fag playing with a gun and a hooker. There really isn’t much else going on in the story. It is very simple and a suspenseful read. The ending is terrific and the best part of the story. I would give this story 3 out of 5 stars.
KING OF CATS – This story was written with David Ferguson and is an incredibly strange fantasy story about a dude in search of a horse so he can win some stupid contest to inherit a mill. The beginning is intriguing because you have no idea how the story could pan out (since a cat can actually talk), but ultimately the story was not for me. I would rate this around 1.5 to 2 stars.
SELF-MADE MAN – Another one involving a couple gay guys. This was one was pretty and was basically about a queer dude torturing bodies. I was not fond of it and would rate it 2 stars.
PIN MONEY – A mother has a son who ends up getting taken out because of his father’s status and the father ends up dying the same way his son did. This is a story of karma. I gave it 3 stars.
AMERICA – A very short and strange story involving a man who has a friend named “Ghost” and likes to sing the song “America”. The strangest character in this story is a man-headed cat. It was very odd…. I can’t handle stories like this and would rate it 1 star.
ENTERTAINING MR. ORTON – Another disappointing 1 star story about a couple fags who are paranoid the other wants them dead.
MONDAY’S SPECIAL (A DR. BRITE STORY) – Short, but interesting read about a coroner diagnosing the cause of death of some black dude who had a meal to die for…. Although there wasn’t much complexity or crazy plot twist in this one, the closing paragraph made me laugh. I gave this one 3 stars. It was one of my favorites in the collection.
VINE OF THE SOUL – Another story about gay dudes, surprise-surprise, and drugs…. After several of these types of stories, I am now used to it so I’ve accepted nut to butt action will probably take place somewhere in the story. This one is about two dudes who meet a fashion designer in Amsterdam, who introduces them to a synthesized snortable hallucinogen. The events that take place thereafter will make a hetero male wince. Overall, I would give this story 2 stars – mainly because the first half was intriguing and I expected a completely different ending.
MUSSOLINI AND THE AXEMAN’S JAZZ – After being assassinated, the duke gets revenge in the afterlife and seeks out a human body to perform the act for him. This was actually a pretty descent story and the longest in the book. The ending had a little twist to it, as well. Overall, I enjoyed this one so I would rate it 3 stars. In my opinion, this should have been the last story in the book (or the first).
ARE YOU LOATHSOME TONIGHT? – Somewhat of a tribute to Elvis Presley with a fictional story about events that could have gone down leading up to his death. The title pokes fun at one of his hit songs and, you guessed it…. I was not fond of it and would rate it 1 star.
FINAL VERDICT: I give this book 2 out of 5 stars. Overall, I was not fond of “Are You Loathsome Tonight?” but I’ve always said I will give any author a second chance…. I hear “Exquisite Corpse” is one of Poppy Z. Brite’s best books so I will give that one a try down the road. But, for now, I need a break from dick on dick stories – for I have a feeling that book may touch on that.