Narrative-ROSEHEAD is told from the third-person POV of young Lilith Bloom, a girl with a rather amusing personal challenge of using as many complicated/large/advanced words in a single sentence as possible. This makes for a rather amusing narrative that contains a balanced simplicity that I felt reflected Lilith’s nicely, the juxtaposition being a great buffer (translation: Lilith Bloom is adorable). It also makes for a unique voice that’s somewhat choppy (unfortunately it felt almost too simple at times, and the biggest downside was that the dialogue occasionally felt rough/over the top at times), but overall easy to get sucked into.
★★★★☆
Plot-Lilith Bloom arrives with her parents at the mansion of her grandfather, Alfred Bloom, for a family reunion. The problem? The rose garden stinks, her mother constantly insists she take her medication, half of the family is kind of awful, and her talking pet whippet, Panther, keeps reminding her that she owes him a steak.
Oh yeah, and she’s determined to prove that the rose garden – haunted by the spirit of her nth great-grandmother, Rosehead – is carnivorous and that her grandfather’s planning on feeding the entire family to it.
To try to make this short: ROSEHEAD is refreshing, a fun adventure that’s somewhat creepy at times (the mansion, itself, moves and there are literal rose heads that pop out of the wall at night and befriend Lilith). The obstacles in Lilith’s way (*coughs* her parents) are maddening, her methods of snooping around creative and amusing, and quite simply I found myself sleeping with the lights on after I finished this; that, and I don’t think I’ll ever look at roses the same way. She’s got great sidekicks – Panther and a new (silent) friend named Ed – and she has one week to keep her entire family from dying at the hands (*cough* teeth) of the garden.
Don’t look at my adjectives of “fun” and “amusing” and think this is a lighthearted book, though; there’s a surprising amount of gruesome violence associated with the house, and a long history of mysterious deaths; I even admit that you’ll probably begin doubting Lilith Bloom’s sanity at times (I sure did). It’ll make you shiver just as soon as smile, making ROSEHEAD great for anyone who loves a little mystery and uncertaintly and doesn’t mind the stench of the Bloom & Co. rose garden.
★★★★★
Characters-This book is filled with a number of unique and strange characters, from the talking whippet, Panther, to a set of rather annoying twin cousins. Lilith, the young protagonist, is an outspoken girl who’s a lot more perceptive than her family chooses to believe, and enjoys attempting to intimidate the adults in her life with her large vocabulary and her overly-sweetened/polite way of talking to them (which comes off as hilariously sarcastic). Panther is her smart-mouthed side-kick (often resorting to calling her madam) who’s sometimes the more level-minded of the two of them, and whose sense of loyalty and friendship to Lilith is exquisitely dog-like despite his human speak. Their banter, alone, tends to be amusing, revealing a close friendship that doesn’t need an explicit explanation.
Ed is the other sidekick, approximately 1/2 years older than Lilith and silent. He hasn’t spoken a word since his father committed suicide, but he’s also the only one who believes Lilith – mostly because his father knew the truth about the garden, and it drove him to his death. He’s quiet, but he’s also very smart and willing to do almost anything to save the family and defy Alfred Bloom (whom he hates with an extraordinary passion, and for good reason).
Finally is Alfred Bloom, himself (wrapping up the biggest players). It’s no spoiler to say that he’s the creep-tastic antagonist in this book (excluding the rose garden, of course), but while originally he seemed to obviously evil (falling into an evil-for-no-reason trope), I was pleasantly surprised to learn the truth about him and why he does what he does. Alfred’s one of those characters who appears to be transparent, one of those people you’re sure you have figured out by the tenth page, but in reality his involvement with the evil on the Bloom family property is a lot more complicated, which made him kind of a wonderful antagonist to get to know.
In conclusion: the characters were all off-the-wall, ridiculous at times, and wonderful to read about and follow.
★★★★★
Final Answer: 4.66 / 5