I can't believe I paid £3 for an interlibrary loan to read these comics.
Snow White is still acting like an idiot so that Bigby can be the big-damn-hero and swoop in and save her. In this case, she failed to consider the consequences of setting things on fire before she built her entire strategy around... setting things on fire.
Oh well, I'll guess we'll just have to blame it on the baby-brain. The romance-not-romance subplot between Bigby and Snow White is obnoxious as ever. Snow White is heavily pregnant and although suffering dreadfully because her injuries make the pregnancy much harder for her, she is not considering abortion. This could've been an interesting moment to delve into the ethics of abortion – a tough topic – but thoughtfulness would be a step too far for Fables. So instead, the doctor coyly alludes to abortion (what's up with American fiction hinting at abortion but not actually saying the word 'abortion' like it's more offensive than saying cunt or something?). Snow White threatens to ex-communicate him if he ever mentions it again. Authors might as well have written: 'NO ABORTION FOR PLOT REASONS OKAY? NEED FORCE RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN MAIN CHARCTERS LACK WRITING SKILL FOR GENUINE LOVE STORY'.
Bigby continues to be a whiny self-involved man-child, which is twice as infuriating because he's presented as trying really hard.
'What can I do to be a good father to our child?'
How about stop smoking in the face of the pregnant woman, dickhead!
The big Red Riding Hood twist is not a twist. If you happen to have any basic human empathy then you understand that, in general, women who have just escaped from sexual slavery do not lustfully leap onto the cock of the first teenage virgin they encounter.
The silliness of the world-building continues unabated. Having established that Snow White can ex-communicate people without due process, execute people with show trials, allocate funds however she wishes, rule without any checks and balances – yet Prince Charming can initiate an election with nothing more than a fucking petition? Does that make any sense? He can openly admit to murder and yet suddenly Fabletown has laws that prevent his prosecution? Where was this respect for the rule of law when everyone on the Farm was being executed? And why haven't the Fables learned how to use a telephone? It's so clunky to contrive to remove Bigby for an act by sending him off to Canada to talk to some people. And why are the fables throwing all their dead down the magic well if that prevents characters from resurrecting? Why not just wait until the magic of Mundy belief brings them back to life? Why can this comic series not follow through on the logical consequences of any of the established rules of the universe?
Excitingly, we get to see a bit more of the witches. It turns out that, yes, they do possess unlimited power. All of Fabletown's survival depends on these witches to defend them and to keep them hidden. There's no explanation of why they agree to perform these spells for money instead of, you know, everyone's total and eternal submission to their every whim.
Snow White makes threats to them like: 'Obey me, woman, or you'll discover just how much shit I can unleash on Fabletown citizens who piss me off!' But this is exactly the kind of empty bluster that makes Fables such a hollow and frustrating read. Snow says things like this, other characters cave, and the reader is left wondering: 'What could she possibly do to them? They can turn her into a toad! Send in the army; send in a dragon? They can turn everyone else into a toad too!'
It's tantalising when Totenkinder says: 'I prefer to work from the shadows'. There's just a hint that there might be a reason why the witches are so overpowered, and yet don't use that power. Maybe there are darker forces at work here? But then I look back over the last 4 books and think: 'Nah, it's just bad world-building.'