*WARNING! - This is a negative review. Like, really, negative. Like, when I'm stopped at the gates of hell, they’re pulling this out as evidence.
First of all, whoever wrote “Ninth House meets A Deadly Education in this gorgeous dark academia fantasy following a teen mage who must unravel the truth behind the secret society that may have been involved in her classmates’ deaths.” into the blurb needs to be taken outside and shot. As those are two very beloved reads, I skipped my happy ass down to the bookstore on release date and purchased this book. I OWN THE EBOOK AND THE AUDIOBOOK as well, that’s how confident I was.
Well, stupid is a disease and I’m suffering from it because this was dogwater. I should have known. It doesn’t make sense to expect topics that inherently belong in adult fiction to condense well in YA. The right idea, the wrong bitch.
Emory. Emory. Emory. What did I do wrong in my past life to be punished with her point of view? And don’t start, because clearly, Lacelle can write compelling characters (BAZ) so why were we stuck with EMORY. One of the most annoying, whiney, bitchy FMC I have ever had the displeasure of reading. I know, I know, she’s like a teen, and she like just suffered the horrible loss of her best friends, BUT THAT WAS BAZ’S WHOLE SISTER BITCH. She insisted on playing the “but I suffered MORE” game the entire book. Girl. Get a grip. Bless Baz and his patience, because all Emory proved to me was that the wrong twin took the forever swim.
I also didn’t like how she was constantly narrating her own romantic interactions? Instead of describing her own emotions and reactions to things that are happening to her, we get weird out-of-body descriptions of how the other person is feeling? EX: “She didn’t miss the way that he tracked a shaft of her unbound hair as it fell forward on her bare shoulder, shimmering golden in the candlelight. His hand twitched as if he yearned to run his fingers through it.“ Like adding the “as if” made it her own original thought. Also who the fuck talks about their own hair like that? Very much Y/N and I was gagging. I can excuse girl bossing, but she was just fucking pathetic.
Now, I won’t lie, I read until exactly 50% and then skipped to part 4 (that’s 84%, don’t say anything, this book is 530 fucking pages) because I had a feeling I knew how the ??plot twist?? was going to go. This shit was predictable as fuck. Where was the mystery I was promised?? The murder?? The secret society?? Let me tell you, the secret society was like 7 dudes wearing towels on their heads and brandishing driftwood (not really).
Lastly, the world-building. Lacelle wrote THE FUCK out of the magic system. But sometimes, less is more. As in, less time spent coming up with the 47 different names for all the magic, and more time spent on… well, the plot.