This one was all over the place. I remember really enjoying the first half of it, but once Inspector Clouseau came into play, the entire story took a nosedive!
Ok, so this book started with an oddity right away: when they introduce the Bob-Whites, they mention that Dan is the only one of them that doesn't go to Sleepyside Junior-Senior High School! Since when? In previous books he was even mentioned as sharing classes with some of the boys! That was always odd to me-it was randomly thrown in with no explanation!
But that's not really germane to the story. In this story, an older widow broke her arm and Trixie and Honey offered to do housework for her every other day (such nice girls) Next door is a brand new antique store owned by a mysterious person who drives a hot new Mercedes! It is odd though because there are never customers in the store, and it is so off the beaten path that no one knows about it. Also, he is a selfish mean man, as can be seen because in the early part of the book, he cut off Mrs Belden when she was driving on errands with Bobby, Trixie and Honey! (This opening scene lets us know that there is something off about him as he doesn't apologise or anything. To make matters worse, he cuts in front of Mrs Belden on line at the grocers! **Why don't bad guys keep a low profile in these stories? They always seem to have to kick a puppy or something early on to just ooze badness, eh!**
Trix and Honey decide to visit the antique store after helping the older injured lady one day, and they find Mr Reid (the owner) to be as rude and "mysterious" as anything!
A few days later when they were helping Mrs DeKeister (the old lady's REAL name is Mrs De Keyser-I just wanted to have a little joke), they were talking about a quick weekend trip to Paris they were going to take (as a reward for being finalists in a spelling bee, the Wheelers decided to reward Trix and Honey with this), Mr Reid arrives and asks them for a favour-can they pick up an antique doll for him from a dealer while they are in Paris? Naturally, the girls agree (even though Trixie is quite miffed at the way she was treated earlier, Honey is always nice and she graciously agrees)
So the girls have a neat weekend getaway complete with a flight in the Wheelers Leer Jet! They pick up the doll (in a sketchy neighbourhood) and go back to the States, and give the doll to Mr Reid (who doesn't even bother to appear all that grateful)
One thing I forgot to mention about Mrs De Keyser-she has a cute and mischievous little dog that likes to steal things when no one is looking and since he likes children, he will give the item to the child.
Well not long after a furious Mr Reid accuses the girls of stealing his doll. Trixie and Honey laugh evilly and tell Mr Reid that the doll was really valuable and they sold it on the black market and there's nothing he can do about it! The end.
Haha-of course that didn't happen-I just wanted to see if you were paying attention. No, the doggie stole it and gave it to Bobby (this is actually kind of odd-it was mentioned that the shop (and Mrs De Keyser's house) are a half hour walk from the Beldens. What are the chances he would go to their house (he's never been there) and deliver the doll to Bobby (who was playing in the yard) and opposed to some random child along the way? That really is a GAPING gap in the plot!
Trix and Honey find out that Bobby has the doll when they get home. It is rather a poignant scene: Trix and Honey were really worried over being called thieves, and when Trix is at the dinner table with her family, she is so worried that her mother is very concerned about her. When she asks her daughter what's the matter, Trixie breaks into heartbreaking sobs! She is so worried that she won't be believed that she didn't steal the doll and be sent to jail. Then Bobby *(who is a lot less annoying in this book) starts crying and says that he didn't steal the doll-a dog gave it to him but it is in his room
Trix and Honey think that if they clean up the doll (it got pretty beat up from the dog dragging it all over creation), Mr Reid will be less mad at them when they return it, so they undress the doll to do so. Guess what falls out of the dress! Counterfeiting plates! It seems Mr Reid is a crook! (Gasp!)
Oh, I also forgot to mention that Trixie has been spotting a redhead man following the girls ever since Paris (now if this was made today, he would surely have been arrested as a pedophile-but of course that was not the intention of the redhead, or even mentioned as a concern). When the girls are bicycling together, he follows VERY closely in a car, and when Trix and Honey crash into each other trying to run away, he approaches them. He is none other than a police officer with the Sûreté! I forget the name of the character, but even as a child way back in the '80s, I knew that he was supposed to be a caricature of Inspector Clouseau from the Pink Panther movies (a series my mom thought was hilarious, but I really didn't-I only liked how his chief always went mad and tried to kill him), so I will just call him Clouseau.
This Gendarmerie thinks Trix and Honey are international crooks (he even says it is obvious as they jet set around in a Leer!), but still after Trixie tells her story (which sounds unbelievable even to her and she knows it to be true), he agrees to check out the antique store and lets them go (but says he will be watching them)
Brian and the boys say that Trixie has REALLY bit off more than she can chew this time (so true!), so she should just sew up the plates into the doll and return it (wait...what! How about calling the police? I mean Trixie may not be Sgt Molinson's favourite young lady, but do they really think that after all this time he will really believe that Trixie moonlights on the side as an international crook? See what I mean about the book taking a turn into the goofy? Brian is supposed to be the sensible one!)
The 7 all decide to sneak in the bushes at night, drop off the doll, knock on the door and run! Maybe this will lead to them hearing something incriminating (I'm not joking-that's the plan) When they are doing this, Clouseau pops up in the bushes too and says he will help them.
Well, it works! When Reid goes out to investigate the noise, he stumbles over the doll and reveals his scheme. Then the Inspector busts in to arrest the gang (no gun shown, no backup, just "I've caught you bad guys! Now, you have to give up!") I REALLY should post the pictures from this book, because this goes over as well as you can imagine (it's a pic of the 3 crooks (2 henchmen were there to help print the funny money) with guns drawn!) Trix and the gang can't leave well enough alone, so they decide to join the Inspector at the cornered bad guys lair too (I mean what could go wrong?)
The 8 are all tied up and the crooks say they will "take care of them on the way to Philadelphia". The deux ex machina is that Sgt Molinson burst in with backup and arrests them! Did the Inspector actually call them for help? NO! I have no idea how they found the counterfeiters!
Yes, this book really is a jumble of confusion in the last half! And I'm not even one of those people who says that the latter 5 books are so bad, but this one really dropped the ball!