After the relative disappointment of Best New Horror 2 compared to the first volume, it’s pleasing to see a significant improvement here in Best New Horror 3. Out go the sci-fi pretenders and bloodless time-wasters of book 2 to be replaced by some notably darker material – this was the year American Psycho hit the bookshelves, after all. Best New Horror 3 collects the best horror shorts published during 1991, and goes a little something like this:
True Love – K. W. Jeter (4/5 – A damaged young woman lures a young boy to her home to meet her father. This is a pitch-black horror story that is unafraid to visit some truly dark places. Much better than “The First Time”, Jeter’s entry in the previous book, and perfectly sets the darker tone of this volume.)
The Same In Any Language – Ramsey Campbell (3/5 – A boy endures a holiday with his boorish father… and his father’s newfound squeeze. Things go pear-shaped when the three of them visit a remote island, a former leper colony. This is okay, with interesting and believable relationships developing between the characters, but things go awry the moment the horror is brought in. The whole set-up is somewhat over-engineered. And, yes, this is another of those “dumped on a remote Greek island” stories, the third in as many books.)
Impermanent Mercies – Kathe Koja (4/5 – A photographer takes a picture of a boy and his dog moments before the hound is tragically killed beneath the wheels of a train. The photographer is later horrified to find that the boy has kept the dog’s head in a box. And that the head can talk. This starts off weird and then gets weirder and darker with each passing paragraph. This reminded me so much of the deeply strange and disturbing sketches in Chris Morris’s Blue Jam radio series from the late 1990s – several years after this was published. I loved that and I really liked this.)
Ma Qui – Alan Brennert (4/5 – An American soldier roams the Vietnamese jungle, recalling the moments before and immediately after his death. He seeks his body so that he can move on, but the VC appear to have stolen it. Nearby he finds the ghost of a fellow soldier suspended over a river, and learns of his terrible new role in the afterlife. A really good and absorbing read.)
The Miracle Mile – Robert R. McCammon (4/5 – A bleak post-apocalyptic tale which sees a family struggling to reach the beach they once visited every year. But what do you do when the road runs out and you are met with the vast emptiness of the ocean? This was fairly standard end-of-the-world fare up until a moment that genuinely had me saying “Whoa!”)
Taking Down The Tree – Steve Rasnic Tem (4/5 – A short and effective shocker from SRT. Christmas has come and gone and it’s time to take down the tree, the decorations and a whole lot more besides. Another one that had me raising my eyebrows. Good stuff!)
Where Flies Are Born – Douglas Clegg (3/5 – A mother and her young son take refuge in a farmhouse when their train breaks down in severe weather. But there is something about their hosts that sets her on edge… and then she meets the kids. This is okay, with some solid creepy imagery, but is let down by an ending that feels a little shoehorned in.)
Love, Death and the Maiden – Roger Johnson (3/5 – A man corresponds with a friend as she travels pre-WWII Eastern Europe seeking Elisabeth Bathory’s iron maiden. This was a solid 4/5 right up to the denouement, which was silly and unfortunately reminded me of the Fembots from the Austin Powers movies.)
Chui Chai – S. P. Somtow (4/5 – An oversexed yuppie meets a doctor in a Thai bar and is captivated by a beautiful performer there, only realising too late that he has been set up. Helpless to resist, he spends the night with the performer. Years later, diseased, alone and still utterly obsessed, he attempts to seek the performer out once more. This is quite the mirror opposite of the previous story, in that it was a solid 3/5 until the ending, which was wonderfully bonkers.)
The Snow Sculptures of Xanadu – Kim Newman (1/5 – Newman’s encyclopaedic knowledge of cinema is given another airing in this short piece of pseudofiction, which sees Orson Welles rocking up to a dilapidated Xanadu, Charles Foster Kane’s mansion. Nothing much happens in this non-story, and it’s place in a horror anthology is dubious to say the least.)
Colder Than Hell – Edward Bryant (4/5 – Logan and his wife, Opal, make the best of a bad situation as their home is consumed by a huge and bitterly cold winter storm. Logan grows more suspicious of his wife with each passing day. How can she remain so calm when all hell is breaking loose outside? Another good ‘un, this.)
Raymond – Nancy A. Collins (4/5 – Darryl is intrigued by a new starter at his school: a nervous and scrawny little boy called Raymond. The boy’s bandaged head and hands mark him out for special attention by the school bully, who soon finds to his cost that Raymond isn’t afraid to bite back. It’s a werewolf story (so much is revealed in the editors’ introduction) but it’s one that is ahead of the pack, so to speak.)
One Life, In An Hourglass – Charles L. Grant (4/5 – Another bit of fan fiction as Grant takes us to the world of Ray Bradbury’s “Something Wicked This Way Comes”. A middle-aged woman named Cora returns to Green Town, sometime venue of Cooger & Dark’s travelling carnival. Teenage memories of Mr Dark flood Cora’s mind: the plans she had of leaving Green Town with him… and how she was thwarted by her mother. But Cora can feel the carnival returning, she is sure of it. The storm clouds are gathering once more. I’m not usually a fan of stories that come with prerequisites but this was pretty good, helped by a wonderfully chill ending. It also forced me to read Bradbury’s novel beforehand, which had been on my to-be-read pile for years.)
The Braille Encyclopedia – Grant Morrison (4/5 – Morrison goes all Clive Barker as a young blind woman is recruited into a world of sadism and exquisite pain, of abused angels and human books scarred with forbidden knowledge. Dark stuff indeed. I bet this is exactly what Louis Braille had in mind back in the 1800’s when he was concocting his alphabet, the grubby bugger.)
The Bacchae – Elizabeth Hand (5/5 – Euripides’s tragedy gets a modern facelift as a man grows increasingly alarmed at the growing ill-temper and violence being meted out on men by women, his beloved notwithstanding. This is an excellent and unflinching story, and one of the best in the book. A bit like Raccoona Sheldon (aka James Tiptree Jnr)’s “The Screwfly Solution”, but with the genders reversed.)
Busted In Buttown – David S. Schow (4/5 – A short shocker as a no-nonsense burglar escapes the attentions of the LAPD, only to find the tables turned on him in an unforeseen and gruesome way. Another winner.)
Subway Story – Russell Flinn (3/5 – A grumpy old fusspot called Whittle harbours a serious grudge against a younger work colleague. When he’s not doing that, Whittle spends a lot of time dreading his walks through a local subway, then walking dread-filled through the subway, and then reminiscing just how dreadful that subway was. If you thought that was just a bunch of sentences thrown together, then you’ve got the right idea. This story pinballs all over the place, barely ever settling from one paragraph to the next. The one saving grace of this story, weirdly, is the quality of the writing. There are some wonderful descriptive passages and turns of phrase to be found here.)
The Medusa – Thomas Ligotti (4/5 – Lucian Dregler is a man obsessed with all things Medusa: her mythology, her influence on culture throughout the ages, even the question of her very existence. Dregler is called to a club where he is given a fresh Medusan lead to follow by a friend, not realising it’s a hoax. Or is it? This really ought to be a straight 3/5, but once again I’m won over by Ligotti’s writing. I swear he could pen a four-page paragraph about someone preparing a snifter of absinthe and it would probably be the best thing I’d read that day.)
Power Cut – Joel Lane (4/5 – A politician called Lake escapes the loneliness of his constituency flat and hits the town for a bit of rough. Lake hooks up with a moody fella called Gary and they head back to Gary’s place. It’s a squalid, bare-bones studio flat littered with newspaper cuttings. The cuttings cover the walls too, and Lake makes the horrible mistake of reading them. Joel Lane’s stories were often good, but would require a re-read or two to fully appreciate what was going on, for me at least. This earlyish effort is comparatively straightforward, however, like a pleasingly short Robert Aickman story. Good stuff.)
Moving Out – Nicholas Royle (3/5 – Nick is an arsehole who likes to play pranks on his other half. So much so, it seems, that she eventually moves away – seventy miles away. She refuses Nick’s help, refuses to acknowledge his offer, even his very existence. Now why would she do a thing like that? This is okay – better than Royle’s previous entries in the Best New Horror series – but two things hold it back: 1) I’d guessed what was going on by the end of page one, and 2) Nick really is a proper arsehole.)
Guignoir – Norman Partridge (4/5 – Frank and Larry are twin brothers working a grim carnival attraction called the Death Car, the very vehicle a local murderer once used to drive his victims to their slaughter. The car is owned by their father, a man with all the business prowess of a broken table lamp. Things take a markedly bloody turn when the father is conned out of a suitcase of money, their life savings. This is a good story that packs a whole lot of goings-on, but I wonder if it would have worked even better in a longer form.)
Blood Sky – William F. Nolan (4/5 – Ed hits it off with a woman called Lorry. It seems they were made for each other. They hit the road together and life is peachy. But Ed has a dark side. Ed is the Big Sky Strangler, and his past crimes are beginning to catch up with him. I liked this a lot, helped no end by Nolan’s easy style and the superb characters he creates.)
Ready – David Starkey (4/5 – Mike is deeply disturbed by the sounds coming from the flat next door. It sounds like his neighbour is beating a dog, and at length. This goes on night after night until Mike finally snaps and confronts his neighbour, whereupon Mike is invited to have a go himself. A deliciously dark story this, though probably not one for animal lovers.)
The Slug – Karl Edward Wagner (5/5 – Martine is forced to set aside her sculpting for a moment to hear a sorry story from a fellow creative (and keen alcoholic), Keenan Bauduret. It seems that Keenan made the mistake of letting a fellow writer, Casper Crowley, into his life only to find the man won’t let go. Keenan’s creativity stalls, deadlines slip, alcohol mounts, work dries up, and so Keenan must take drastic action to wrench his life back. This is an excellent read, helped immeasurably by Wagner’s afterword, to quote: “The imaginative is the choice prey of the banal, and uncounted works of excellence have died stillborn thanks to junk phone calls and visits from bored associates.” I’m putting that on my fucking gravestone.)
The Dark Land – Michael Marshall Smith (3/5 – A young man suffers a waking nightmare in which two men are super keen to break in through the back door of the house. The front door offers salvation of sorts. Now, if only he could reach it. A funny one to score, this. Smith perfectly captures that uneasy, shifting, segueing experience of dreaming, and this story is undoubtedly well-written, but The Dark Land feels overlong for what it is and the ending is a bit of a cop-out. Still, it did win a British Fantasy Award, so what do I know?)
When They Gave Us Memory – Dennis Etchison (4/5 – An actor attempts to reconnect with his parents at their coastal home, only to find the house up for sale. When he finally tracks them down, he’s alarmed to find he’s not quite the son they think he is. I liked this story a lot, despite twigging what was going on a little ahead of schedule.)
Taking Care Of Michael – J. L. Comeau (4/5 – An effective flash fiction shocker as a woman takes care of her disabled brother… badly.)
The Dreams Of Dr Ladybank – Thomas Tessier (4/5 – Dr Ian Ladybank finds he can exercise psychic control over two people: one a low-ranking biker and wannabe pimp, calling himself Snake, who is the husband of one of Ladybank’s patients; the other a transvestite hooker called Tony, assigned to Ladybank following Tony’s arrest. Ladybank wastes no time in using his newfound power to make both men’s lives a living hell. Matters take a twisted turn when Snake meets up with a hooker called Toni, and tries to coerce her into working for him. This is comfortably the longest story in the book, as long as the three next longest stories combined. Is it worth it? Yes indeed. It’s certainly not afraid to go there, let’s put it that way. But this novella is not without its flaws. Snake is a cookie-cutter badass with some truly cringeworthy dialogue. Maybe this was intentional. The biggest problem, however, lies in Tony. He sure doesn’t talk, act, dress, whore, drive, drink or keep a home like you’d think a sixteen-year-old would. I’ve no idea why Tessier felt the need to make Tony so young, other than an attempt to increase the shock value. Trust me, the story doesn’t need it! Still a good read, all the same.)
Zits – Nina Kiriki Hoffman (2/5 – Another flash fiction shocker as a sexually-abused teenage girl contemplates what to do with the big zit growing inside of her. This didn’t work for me. It seemed to be trying way too hard to be nasty, as if the subject matter wasn’t nasty enough. In their introduction to this story the editors lament the amount of child abuse stories in horror, so it seems bizarre for them to end the book on one.)