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368 pages, Paperback
First published December 25, 2008
“I’ve had a rough six months, okay?” she cried. “Little Blue was my last friend, and frankly the last time his batteries ran out I had a fleeting moment of panic that he’d been compromised!”

When he put his hands on his hips, she could see his big gun, and not the big gun she was interested in, either.

"Oh. My. God." She thought she'd electrocuted herself with a defective sex toy.
Encouraged, she started to move seductively toward him, but her bunny slippers slapped the floor and he blinked from his trance.
"I can see your panties," Ben hissed in a voice he thought was soft.
"Oh, sorry, Chief," Wilhelm called from the back. The truck shook when he bounced up and down to hitch up his jeans.
Molly blinked, leaning forward. "Did you really just say, 'get down to business'?"
"Fuck, I think I just did."
"Wow, I mean...Jeez."
His chest began to shake with suppressed laughter.
"We could do that, I suppose, but I was really hoping we might 'do the nasty.' Or maybe 'hit a home run.' Or even...do you think we could play 'hide the sausage?' It's my favorite."
"Yeah, after one and a half minutes in heaven, he rolled off me and told me I had a whole lot to learn about pleasing a man."
Ben ran his hand down her hair and twirled a strand around his finger. "He comes home every year for Thanksgiving. I'll set up a drunk-driving checkpoint just for him."
"Aw, you're so sweet."
“I wouldn’t yell fire at that slime ball if his ass was in flames.”
Lori sat way back in her chair and gave him the once-over. “What in the world’s gotten into Ben Lawson? Jokes? Flirting? Maybe I should sleep with Molly. I think she’s got a magic hooha.”