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144 pages, ebook
First published July 20, 2012
*About to break out my Julie Andrews voice*
Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittensBrown paper packages tied up with stringsOne great erotic book can make me sing
These are a few of my favorite things
"Don't call me babe. I'm not a floozy. Or a freaking talking pig."
"Don't you ever let your hair down? If you did, it'd probably help with the stick you have shoved up your ass."












