I'm not sure I can find adequate words to describe how awful this book was, but I'm certainly going to try.
I truly enjoy escapist entertainment. Like watching an episode of a Real Housewives show or listening to a Katy Perry album. I don't expect a work of genius, just a little dollop of sugary stupidity to relax my brain after a busy day. You know, the fun kind of stupid. Devoted is the insulting kind of stupid. The sort that makes your mouth gape open in disbelief or your eyes roll in disgust at each absurd plot device or insipid narration. Upon finishing this book I threw it to my side and thought, "Why the fuck did I even finish that?!?" It surely must have been to warn anyone else away from doing so with this review.
I honestly didn't remember a lot of what happened in the first book of this series, but it didn't matter, because the first half of the book is mostly characters rehashing the story. Essentially, Hilary (um, Clea) is trying to find her immortal ~*~soul mate true love~*~ Sage because he was kidnapped by cult members who want to steal his immortality that is derived from the elixir of life so they can become immortal themselves and do all kinds of nasty evil things. Apparently there is now also a family of beings of "projected consciousness" who drank the elixir too back in "ancient Greece" (no, seriously, they call it that.) The main character of this family is a seven year old girl named Amelia (which is not even a Greek name, by the way) who drank the elixir by accident and so her whole family drank it too in order to spend eternity with her. Turns out, if you drink enough elixir to become immortal, eventually your body can't take all that immortality and it will wither and stop being able to function. Then you just become a sort of spirit ghost thing that is in limbo and your body is just a husk. Amelia's grandfather builds a house in Switzerland fitted out with glass coffins for their bodies to chill out in and wait until they can recapture the elixir's powers and allow their consciousnesses to return. Confusing? Insanely ridiculous? YES. Read on!
***SPOILERS FROM HERE ON***
Clea is visited by these spirit things while she's Bella Swan-ing over the loss of her "true love," who she'd only known in her current lifetime for maybe a week, and who had sex with her in a car to show her how much he cares. What a winner. The spirit things show her visions of Sage. He's in a room! Somewhere! And a really hot girl is his captor... Oh noes! Reluctantly, Clea teams up with her convenient romantic rival/bff, Ben. Ben, however, has moved on from mopey Clea to her surprisingly famous senator mom's assistant, Suzanne. Clea presents Suzanne to her readers as a perfect overachieving type. I think we're supposed to dislike her, but I was rooting for Ben to kick Clea's pathetic ass to the curb and run away with Suzanne. Eventually, of course, Ben agrees to help search for Sage. The two go on a ridiculous mission to meet up with one of the elixir cult groups that is looking for Sage too, since everybody wants up in this elixir of life for their own purposes. Clea's mom's new stable boy (who is conveniently dating Clea's friend Rayna) is, surprise! a member of this cult group of people who only live till they're 30 for some reason. He comes along to help. Which side will win??? Do you really still care? Okay...
Clea sees a vision of Sage and hot captor girl performing a ritual that will sever the soul mate tie between himself and Clea because spirit mom thing showed him a vision of Clea "cheating" on him with Ben. But she wasn't, really, she was just trying to trick the spirit mom! Misunderstanding! Oh no! Don't destroy this beautiful non-mentally abusive relationship! Too late. The ritual takes place. Eventually the group finds where Sage is, conveniently like, ten minutes before the cult group led by spirit being girl's evil mom is about to kill him to drain the elixir from his body. Some people get shot and stuff. One second before time's up, Sage is stabbed in the heart. Yay! Stable Boy got stabbed too by the same knife. So... Sage's spirit inhabits Stable Boy's body. Now Clea has 3 love interests... kind of. WHAT THE FUCK. No one should love her- she's awful!
In my review of Elixir, I predicted Ben would die to save Clea and Sage would kill himself so his soul can inhabit Ben's body. This sort of happened, but in an even more annoying way! So, okay... Clea's boyfriend (Sage) is now inhabiting Rayna's dead boyfriend's (Stable Boy) body. Can you imagine that scenario? "I'm making out with my boyfriend, who just happens to be your dead boyfriend too!" Awkward! Clea is also still in love with Ben, who likes Suzanne, and who should really have stayed out of this whole mess to begin with. Run away, Ben! And you too, Rayna! You're both better off. Clea is a self-destructive waste and a terrible role model for young women. I truly think she might even be a worse protagonist than Bella Swan. Yikes, folks.
If you made it this far, I commend you for trying to make sense of this review. I can barely make sense of it myself, and I managed to make it through all 350 pages of this awful book. That wasn't much of a feat, though, it's in 14 point font, and several chapters are in italics just in case you can't distinguish that there are different narrators. There truly must be better young adult supernatural novel series to spend your time on. Even Twilight is marginally better than this!