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Poetry for Cats: The Definitive Anthology of Distinguished Feline Verse
In the vein of his bestselling French for Cats, Henry Beard has assembled a brilliant anthology of treasured works by feline poets. Includes "Do Not Go Gentle to That Damned Vet" by Dylan Thomas's cat, "The Human" by Edgar Allan Poe's cat and other works. Poetry for Cats will prove as thrilling as a stiff shot of catnip. Color illustrations.
87 pages, Hardcover
First published October 25, 1994
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About the author
Henry N. Beard
111 books38 followersHenry N. Beard (born ca. 1945) is an American humorist, one of the founders of the magazine National Lampoon and the author of several best-selling books.
Beard, a great-grandson of Vice President John C. Breckinridge, was born into a well-to-do family and grew up at the Westbury Hotel on East 69th Street in Manhattan. His relationship with his parents was cool, to judge by his quip "I never saw my mother up close."
He attended the Taft School, where he was a leader at the humor magazine, and he decided to become a humorous writer after reading Catch-22.
He then went to Harvard University from which he graduated in 1967 and joined its humor magazine, the Harvard Lampoon, which circulated nationally. Much of the credit for the Lampoon's success during the mid 1960s is given to Beard and Douglas Kenney, who was in the class a year after Beard's. In 1968, Beard and Kenney wrote the successful parody Bored of the Rings.
In 1969, Beard, Kenney and Rob Hoffman became the founding editors of the National Lampoon, which reached a monthly circulation of over 830,000 in 1974 (and the October issue of that year topped a million sales). One of Beard's short stories published there, "The Last Recall", was included in the 1973 Best Detective Stories of the Year. During the early 1970s, Beard was also in the Army Reserve, which he hated.
In 1975 the three founders cashed in on a buy-out agreement for National Lampoon; and Beard left the magazine. After an "unhappy" attempt at screenwriting, he turned to writing humorous books.
Beard, a great-grandson of Vice President John C. Breckinridge, was born into a well-to-do family and grew up at the Westbury Hotel on East 69th Street in Manhattan. His relationship with his parents was cool, to judge by his quip "I never saw my mother up close."
He attended the Taft School, where he was a leader at the humor magazine, and he decided to become a humorous writer after reading Catch-22.
He then went to Harvard University from which he graduated in 1967 and joined its humor magazine, the Harvard Lampoon, which circulated nationally. Much of the credit for the Lampoon's success during the mid 1960s is given to Beard and Douglas Kenney, who was in the class a year after Beard's. In 1968, Beard and Kenney wrote the successful parody Bored of the Rings.
In 1969, Beard, Kenney and Rob Hoffman became the founding editors of the National Lampoon, which reached a monthly circulation of over 830,000 in 1974 (and the October issue of that year topped a million sales). One of Beard's short stories published there, "The Last Recall", was included in the 1973 Best Detective Stories of the Year. During the early 1970s, Beard was also in the Army Reserve, which he hated.
In 1975 the three founders cashed in on a buy-out agreement for National Lampoon; and Beard left the magazine. After an "unhappy" attempt at screenwriting, he turned to writing humorous books.
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December 27, 2011
Earlier today, we were walking past one of the open-air bookstalls on Rue de la Marché when I noticed a second-hand copy of this book. It opened naturally at the following poem, which I liked so much that I immediately had to read it aloud:
Kubla KatThe others weren't quite as fine, though I also recommend To a Vase, by Elisabeth Barrett Browning's cat, Abyssinias, by Percy Bysshe Shelley's cat and The Love Song of J. Morris Housecat, by T.S. Eliot's cat. The last of these, in particular, incorporates a fine quotation in 14th century cat Italian from Dante's cat:
By Samuel Taylor Coleridge's Cat
In Xanadu did Kubla Kat
A splendid sofa-bed decree
With silken cushions soft and fat
A perfect feline habitat
Set on a gilt settee.
And twice ten yards of fine brocade
The golden ottoman arrayed:
And there were pillows packed with airy down
Hand-plucked from sacred swans in Thessaly;
And lace draped from a massive silver crown
Adorned the ornate rosewood canopy.
And ah! that seat effused a potent lotion
Pressed from the leaves of rare hypnotic herbs
Sweet source of wondrous dreams that naught disturbs.
Oh magic mint! Sublime and blissful potion!
The fragrance of that place of slumber
Floated on the balmy breeze
Drawing kittens without number:
Persians, Manx, and Siamese.
It was a miracle of opulence,
A shining sofa-bed with catnip scents!
A songbird with a small guitar
In a vision I once did note:
It was a wise and winsome owl,
Sitting in a pea-green boat,
Singing a song to me,
And hand in hand, on the edge of the sand,
We danced by the light of the moon.
And when I arose from my languorous swoon
I build that divine divan,
That cushy couch! that smell of spice!
And all who saw should stop and yawn,
And none would cry, Get Down! Begone!
The lights are dimmed, the curtains drawn.
Tiptoe round him, still as mice,
And let him catnap on his bed,
For he on catnip leaves has fed,
And lapped the milk of Paradise.
M'io muoiano muole miù
miei ma miogni noi parlamiaou
muoi m'uomi ne più
miolo muoiano mio siamiaou
March 31, 2020
I situate myself, and seat myself,
And where you recline I shall recline,
For every armchair belonging to you as good as belongs to me...
Walt Whitman's Cat
Review to come
March 31, 20
January 31, 2019
Kitty cat fun!
September 3, 2012
Love, love, love this book! It is hilarious, even if you have not read the original poems. But it is just that much better if you are familiar with the original works.
Example:
Thunderstorm
by Carl Sandburg's Cat
The storm comes
on big human feet.
It goes stomping
across harbor and city
in clumsy hipboots
and then plods on.
Example:
Thunderstorm
by Carl Sandburg's Cat
The storm comes
on big human feet.
It goes stomping
across harbor and city
in clumsy hipboots
and then plods on.
February 20, 2017
Premise/plot: Ever wonder what kind of poetry cats would write? What about the cats of famous poets?! In Henry Beard's Poetry for Cats he writes in the style (and punctuation) of some really famous poets from the perspective of their cats.
To go outside, and there perchance to stay/ Or to remain within: that is the question...William Shakespeare's cat
Vet, be not proud, though thou canst make cats die/ Thou livest but one life, while we live nine,/ And if our lives were half as bleak as thine,/ We would not seek from thy cold grasp to fly. John Dionne's cat
How do I break thee? Let me count the ways. Elizabeth Barrett Browning's cat
If you can disappear when all about you/ Are madly searching for you everywhere,/ And then just when they start to leave without you,/ Turn up as if you always were right there;/ If you can shed your hair in any season,/ And cough up half of all that you devour,/ And rush from room to room without a reason,/ Then sit and stare at nothing for an hour; Rudyard Kipling's cat
Do not go peaceable to that damn vet,/ A cat can always tell a trip is due,/ Hide, hide, when your appointment time is set. Dylan Thomas's cat
My thoughts: I thought this one was very well done overall. I would have loved to see a list at the end pointing readers back to the original poems being parodied. I knew some of them--maybe even half of them. But I wasn't equally familiar with all of the poets being imitated. For cat lovers with an English degree, this is a very fun treat!
My favorite poem was without a doubt the one by Rudyard Kipling's cat! The whole poem is wonderful! I wish I could share it all. I thought the poem by Geoffrey Chaucer's cat was clever. "She thinketh that no Canterbury mous/ Be worth an expeditioun from hir hous,/" It also includes words like yschlept and sawgh. If you've attempted the original, how could you help grinning at this imitation? And it is easier to unpack, by the way!
I won't focus on each poem, but many of them are worth reading and rereading.
A few might be worth sharing with the whole family, but this isn't necessarily kid-appropriate book.
To go outside, and there perchance to stay/ Or to remain within: that is the question...William Shakespeare's cat
Vet, be not proud, though thou canst make cats die/ Thou livest but one life, while we live nine,/ And if our lives were half as bleak as thine,/ We would not seek from thy cold grasp to fly. John Dionne's cat
How do I break thee? Let me count the ways. Elizabeth Barrett Browning's cat
If you can disappear when all about you/ Are madly searching for you everywhere,/ And then just when they start to leave without you,/ Turn up as if you always were right there;/ If you can shed your hair in any season,/ And cough up half of all that you devour,/ And rush from room to room without a reason,/ Then sit and stare at nothing for an hour; Rudyard Kipling's cat
Do not go peaceable to that damn vet,/ A cat can always tell a trip is due,/ Hide, hide, when your appointment time is set. Dylan Thomas's cat
My thoughts: I thought this one was very well done overall. I would have loved to see a list at the end pointing readers back to the original poems being parodied. I knew some of them--maybe even half of them. But I wasn't equally familiar with all of the poets being imitated. For cat lovers with an English degree, this is a very fun treat!
My favorite poem was without a doubt the one by Rudyard Kipling's cat! The whole poem is wonderful! I wish I could share it all. I thought the poem by Geoffrey Chaucer's cat was clever. "She thinketh that no Canterbury mous/ Be worth an expeditioun from hir hous,/" It also includes words like yschlept and sawgh. If you've attempted the original, how could you help grinning at this imitation? And it is easier to unpack, by the way!
I won't focus on each poem, but many of them are worth reading and rereading.
A few might be worth sharing with the whole family, but this isn't necessarily kid-appropriate book.
February 10, 2009
Who would’ve known? Every famous poet has owned a cat who wrote in the same style he did. For example, Lord Byron’s cat wrote “She Walks in Booties,” John Donne’s Cat wrote “Vet Be Not Proud,” Robert Frost’s cat wrote “Sitting by the Fire on a Snowy Evening,” and T. S. Eliot’s cat wrote “The Love Song of J. Morris Housecat.” By far the most charming was Poe’s cat, who didn’t sit idly by while his master chatted with the Raven: “Then I crouched and quickly leapt up, pouncing on the feathered bore. Soon he was a heap of plumage, and a little blood and gore, only this, and nothing more.” There are poems by thirty-nine clever felines, but the book has such a limited audience, it’s already out of print. Five stars, if you can find it.
May 5, 2012
This is a cleverly done collection of famous poems which have been altered so that they are written from the point of view of the poet's cat, and are about cat-related topics. The poems cover such topics as vase-breaking, mouse-catching, visits to the vet, and advice to kittens such as "get ye a human while ye may." The verses rewritten include: Kubla Kat, The Prologue to Territory Lost, one of Hamlet's soliloquies, and She Walks in Booties. This collection will be appreciated by all cat lovers who have even a passing knowledge of well-known poetry.
September 15, 2017
The cleverness of this collection is beyond compare. Each poem is a spoof of a famous poem from the annals of literature - Chaucer's Canterbury Tales, Shakespeare's Hamlet, Edgar Allan Poe's The Raven, etc. - only in these poems, the cat of the author or hero in question is the narrator of the poem. The Tale of Brave Beocat alone captured me; Whitman's Cat's "Meow of Myself" and The Love Song of J. Alfred Housecat positively converted me. Five thumbs up.
May 19, 2014
Every cat and poetry lover should find delights to savor in this brilliant book; preferably, it should be read aloud to your cats. One ought to know the human versions of the poems for full appreciation, and it can help to know something of the life story of the poets so that you can fully appreciate their cats' POV. Consider for example:
The End of the Raven
by Edgar Allen Poe's Cat
On a night quite unenchanting, when a rain was downward slanting
I awakened to the ranting of the man I catch mice for.
Tipsy and a bit unshaven, in a tone I found quite craven,
Poe was talking to a Raven perched above the chamber door.
"Raven's very tasty," thought I, as I tiptoed o'er the floor,
"There is nothing I like more."
Soft upon the rug I treaded, calm and careful as I headed
Towards his roost atop that dreaded bust of Pallas I deplore.
While the bard and birdie chattered, I made sure that nothing clattered,
Creaked, or snapped, or fell, or shattered, as I crossed the corridor,
For his house is crammed with trinkets, curios and weird decor--
Brick-a-brac and junk galore.
(It goes on for a few more verses and has a happy ending for Poe and the cat--and the raven? Nevermore.)
This is not a book for foolish, uneducated humans. It assumes that any well-educated cat house-slave has mastered Middle English and can readily declaim:
The Cat's Tale
by Geoffrey Chaucer's Cat
A Cat there was, a gentil taillees Manx
Our Hoste hadde seen astray on Thames banks
And taen home to ridden him or rats,
At whiche she preved to been the beste of cats....
Those who are unfamiliar with either Dante or T.S. Eliot, will miss much of the haunting lyric beauty of The Love Song of J. Morris Housecat by T.S. Eliot's Cat, which starts with this moving selection: M'io muoiano muole miglio miù in the original 14th Century cat Italian. For the full quote, do see Manny's review!
The End of the Raven
by Edgar Allen Poe's Cat
On a night quite unenchanting, when a rain was downward slanting
I awakened to the ranting of the man I catch mice for.
Tipsy and a bit unshaven, in a tone I found quite craven,
Poe was talking to a Raven perched above the chamber door.
"Raven's very tasty," thought I, as I tiptoed o'er the floor,
"There is nothing I like more."
Soft upon the rug I treaded, calm and careful as I headed
Towards his roost atop that dreaded bust of Pallas I deplore.
While the bard and birdie chattered, I made sure that nothing clattered,
Creaked, or snapped, or fell, or shattered, as I crossed the corridor,
For his house is crammed with trinkets, curios and weird decor--
Brick-a-brac and junk galore.
(It goes on for a few more verses and has a happy ending for Poe and the cat--and the raven? Nevermore.)
This is not a book for foolish, uneducated humans. It assumes that any well-educated cat house-slave has mastered Middle English and can readily declaim:
The Cat's Tale
by Geoffrey Chaucer's Cat
A Cat there was, a gentil taillees Manx
Our Hoste hadde seen astray on Thames banks
And taen home to ridden him or rats,
At whiche she preved to been the beste of cats....
Those who are unfamiliar with either Dante or T.S. Eliot, will miss much of the haunting lyric beauty of The Love Song of J. Morris Housecat by T.S. Eliot's Cat, which starts with this moving selection: M'io muoiano muole miglio miù in the original 14th Century cat Italian. For the full quote, do see Manny's review!
August 25, 2018
If cats could write poetry, in Henry Beard's Poetry for Cats: The Definitive Anthology of Distinguished Feline Verse, whose cat might have submitted an entry containing the following tale?
"On a night quite unenchanting, when the rain was downward slanting,
I awakened to the ranting of the man I catch mice for.
Tipsy and a bit unshaven, in a tone I found quite craven,
(He) was talking to a Raven perched above the chamber door.
(...)
Still the Raven never fluttered, standing stock-still as he uttered,
In a voice that schrieked and sputtered, his two cents' worth --
'Nevermore.'
While this dirge the birdbrain kept up, oh, so silently I crept up,
Then I crouched and quickly leapt up, pouncing on the feathered bore.
Soon he was a heap of plumage, and a little blood and gore --
Only this and not much more."
The bird had it coming:
goodreads.com/review/show/2006502188?...
"On a night quite unenchanting, when the rain was downward slanting,
I awakened to the ranting of the man I catch mice for.
Tipsy and a bit unshaven, in a tone I found quite craven,
(He) was talking to a Raven perched above the chamber door.
(...)
Still the Raven never fluttered, standing stock-still as he uttered,
In a voice that schrieked and sputtered, his two cents' worth --
'Nevermore.'
While this dirge the birdbrain kept up, oh, so silently I crept up,
Then I crouched and quickly leapt up, pouncing on the feathered bore.
Soon he was a heap of plumage, and a little blood and gore --
Only this and not much more."
The bird had it coming:
goodreads.com/review/show/2006502188?...
March 4, 2008
Funny interpretation of cat poetry!
PS: The Raven must have tasted good!
PS: The Raven must have tasted good!
July 28, 2008
My favorite is the parody of Leaves of Grass.
October 26, 2010
Delightful! Cats rule!
August 24, 2024
some of these were extremely clever, very cute read!
January 2, 2017
A delight through and through! This slim little volume is based off the premise that the world's most famous poets all have cats--and they themselves wish to exert their literary talent! The result is a series of poems, including Shakespeare's cat contemplating whether he should or should not go outside (a la Hamlet's famous "to be or not to be" speech), Dylan Thomas's cat imploring his readers to not go quietly to the vet ("do not go quietly into that good night"), Edgar Allan Poe's cat penning "The End of the Raven" in reference a familiar tapping black-feathered creature, and T. S. Eliot's cat playfully referencing "Cats: the Musical." If you are a literature fan, this will be a great favorite. If you are familiar with the maddening and endearing ways of cats, this is a great read. But if you are familiar with both the original poetry and are a cat fan, this is the perfect book for you. In conclusion I will share the wisdom given by Gertrude Stein's cat: A Hairball is a hairball is a hairball.
November 13, 2016
For a review in Dutch, see Poetry originally written in other languages than Dutch of the Netherlands & Flanders group.
I came across Poetry For Cats years ago but completely forgot about it, to be honest, until a GR friend of mine read and rated it. And by now I am the proud owner of a lovely copy :-)
All poems are written from a cat's point of view of course, and are a lovely parody on the work of the great poets. Reading these poems made me smile, grin, chuckle and sometimes even laugh out loud :-). This is truly a great little book for lovers of both cats and literature.
I came across Poetry For Cats years ago but completely forgot about it, to be honest, until a GR friend of mine read and rated it. And by now I am the proud owner of a lovely copy :-)
All poems are written from a cat's point of view of course, and are a lovely parody on the work of the great poets. Reading these poems made me smile, grin, chuckle and sometimes even laugh out loud :-). This is truly a great little book for lovers of both cats and literature.
October 14, 2011
The author clearly loves both poetry and cats.
Years ago -- back when spam had to be sent via fax -- someone sent me "The End of the Raven, by Edgar Allan Poe's cat," and I loved it so much that I made a copy and tossed it in my "treasures" file. I dug it out this month when I learned that the kidlet was studying Poe in English class, and a little Googling revealed the source.
The Poe is a highlight:
While the bard and birdie chattered,
I made sure that nothing clattered,
Creaked, or snapped, or fell, or shattered,
as I crossed the corridor;
For his house is crammed with trinkets,
curios and weird decor -
Bric-a-brac and junk galore.
The one we've loved best so far, though, is "Meow of Myself," from "Leaves of Catnip," by Walt Whitman's Cat, which had the spouse literally falling from his chair with laughter. (Helps if you love "Leaves of Grass.")
Years ago -- back when spam had to be sent via fax -- someone sent me "The End of the Raven, by Edgar Allan Poe's cat," and I loved it so much that I made a copy and tossed it in my "treasures" file. I dug it out this month when I learned that the kidlet was studying Poe in English class, and a little Googling revealed the source.
The Poe is a highlight:
While the bard and birdie chattered,
I made sure that nothing clattered,
Creaked, or snapped, or fell, or shattered,
as I crossed the corridor;
For his house is crammed with trinkets,
curios and weird decor -
Bric-a-brac and junk galore.
The one we've loved best so far, though, is "Meow of Myself," from "Leaves of Catnip," by Walt Whitman's Cat, which had the spouse literally falling from his chair with laughter. (Helps if you love "Leaves of Grass.")
May 30, 2017
Garrison Keillor had Professional Organization of English Majors...and Henry Beard has obviously read a LOT of classic English! The Love Song of J. Morris Housecat as if by T. S. Eliot..
"And time for new digressions and transgressions
Before the taking of another nap." (p 69)
For I have known the ones who feed me, known them all--
Have known my humans well and leaned against their shins,
I have measured out my lives in catfood tins; (p 70)
e. e. cummings's cat
Ogden Nash's Cat has a poem, "One of Nine Million Reasons Why Cats are Superior to DOgs." ( p 80)
As well as the classics from Geoffrey Chaucer, "And that is how this Cat withouten tail
Became as wel a Cat withouten tale." (p 4)
Walt Whitman, Emily Dickinson, a variation on "If" by Rudyard Kipling's Cat....
Be entertained by the superiority of cats!
"And time for new digressions and transgressions
Before the taking of another nap." (p 69)
For I have known the ones who feed me, known them all--
Have known my humans well and leaned against their shins,
I have measured out my lives in catfood tins; (p 70)
e. e. cummings's cat
Ogden Nash's Cat has a poem, "One of Nine Million Reasons Why Cats are Superior to DOgs." ( p 80)
As well as the classics from Geoffrey Chaucer, "And that is how this Cat withouten tail
Became as wel a Cat withouten tale." (p 4)
Walt Whitman, Emily Dickinson, a variation on "If" by Rudyard Kipling's Cat....
Be entertained by the superiority of cats!
August 18, 2014
Read #2 on my 52 in 52 Quest: Delightful 70th birthday gift from Meagan and Matt who share my love of poetry and cats. This clever anthology opens where English literature begins, sort of, with "Grendel's Dog" from BEOCAT and prowls through the canon ending with "Meowl" by Allen Ginsberg's Cat. Hilarious and right on in terms of sending up the appropriate style, language, structure of each of these familiar works. For those who have loved/taught poetry---pour yourself a nice cup of tea or lovely glass of wine, settle down before a fire, and drink in the experience of not preparing or grading---pairs well with a cat on your lap.
December 16, 2018
Beautiful, brilliant, humorous collection of poems told from a cat's perspective. Beard expertly weaves the classic poet voices with cattitude, creatively capturing the essence of cat. I was familiar with many of the original poems, but not knowing some did not make the cat poems any less enjoyable. I loved this book so much that as soon as I finished it I immediately read it again. Then (since I had borrowed the book), I hopped over to Amazon to purchase a copy, because I must own this.
November 16, 2012
If you like poetry and you like cats, you'll probably like this book.
I was familiar with most of the poems which were being parodied so it made it a lot more fun.
If you're not into "classic" poetry and only like cats, it'll be hit-or-miss as to whether you'll like this book.
I thought it was fun.
I was familiar with most of the poems which were being parodied so it made it a lot more fun.
If you're not into "classic" poetry and only like cats, it'll be hit-or-miss as to whether you'll like this book.
I thought it was fun.
July 4, 2019
This is remarkable good. I thought it would be poems about cats from famous authors but instead it is poems supposedly done by cats of famous poets done in their style. It isn't easy to write poetry in these different styles and have them work. Some are silly but many are poignant and philosophical. I was impressed.
June 5, 2012
I didn't enjoy this book as much as Beard's "French for Cats" and the follow up book. While some of these poems were great parodies on famous poetry, I often would have prefered to have read the originals!
February 11, 2010
The definitive anthology of distinguished feline verse. I wonder what Mercury writes when I'm not looking.
Thunderstorms
The storm comes on big human feet.
It goes stomping across harbor and city
in clumsy hipboots and then plods on.
-Carl Sandburg's Cat
Thunderstorms
The storm comes on big human feet.
It goes stomping across harbor and city
in clumsy hipboots and then plods on.
-Carl Sandburg's Cat
March 19, 2016
With the indigestible furball of the poem in the heart
coughed up out of their own bodies onto the absolute
center of the immaculate carpet of life
- from Meowl, by Allen Ginsberg's Cat
Highly recommended for all cat ladies and the people that love them.
coughed up out of their own bodies onto the absolute
center of the immaculate carpet of life
- from Meowl, by Allen Ginsberg's Cat
Highly recommended for all cat ladies and the people that love them.
July 13, 2016
Brilliantly written cat-themed parodies of many well known poems. Beard cleverly captures the style of each writer with wit that all cat owners (or should I say servants) can relate to. Two of my favourites are Hamlet's Cat's Soliloquy by Shakespeare's cat and Meowl by Allen Ginsberg's cat.
July 30, 2017
About 40 poems, and I don't know most of the source poems. Mixed results.
Favourites:
Grendel's Dog, Hamlet's Cat's Soliloquy, Vet be not proud, To a vase, Sitting by the fire on a snowy evening, The love song of J Morris housecat, Parlor piece, Do not go peacable to that damn vet.
Favourites:
Grendel's Dog, Hamlet's Cat's Soliloquy, Vet be not proud, To a vase, Sitting by the fire on a snowy evening, The love song of J Morris housecat, Parlor piece, Do not go peacable to that damn vet.
January 31, 2018
I actually enjoy this more than the 'original verse' that these were based on!
April 11, 2019
If you love cats and is in for a good laugh, this is a must read.
March 9, 2021
Super cute collection that reimagines famous poems as being written by cats (ex. Shakespeare's Cat is the poet instead of Shakespeare when reimagining Hamlet's soliloquy). My favorite was The Prologue of Territory Lost by John Milton's Cat - a hilarious and oddly poignant rewritting that probably wouldn't be the best piece from the collection if you didn't take a semester-long course on Paradise Lost that sent you spiraling down the hole that was Renaissance fanfiction. Anyway, check it out! It's pretty fun to read and I think it'd be hilarious to get drunk with like-minded cat and/or literary friends to perform and review the plays.
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