Okay, imagine this:
You are under police protection, because someone has been stalking you and your family. You meet two very nice policemen, who vow to protect you with their lives.
What do you do?
You invite a friend over without telling your guards.
Your guards then see a shadowy figure approaching your house in the dark of night. Naturally, they take out their weapons.
Of course, you didn't tell your friend about the policemen, so your friend, who happens to be a paranoid person, whips out the gun she always carries just in case, and shoots one of the cops dead.
What do you do? You go outside, see your friend, and yell and scream at the remaining guard. "You idiot! You could have hurt my friend!"
You step over the dead body, wrap your friend in a hug, and guide her inside while telling a few knock-knock jokes.
Imagine this is not a spoof, but real life.
Imagine.
Yeah.
Okay, let's move on.
Imagine your friend has never met your cousin, who is a rather intimidating man. Imagine your friend is scared of men.
You bring your friend into the house, but do not mention the man, even though you know she fears men. Inside the house, your innocent cousin rounds a corner. Your friend, terrified, whips out her gun, and pulls the trigger.
Luckily, your cousin has good reflexes, and manages to dodge the bullet. As your friend takes aim for another shot, your cousin tackles your friend to the floor as not to be shot in the head.
Finally, you manage to calm your friend down, and then you demand your cousin leave immediately while you console your friend.
Now, make sure you and your friend tell everyone you see that your cousin is an evil psycho, because OMG, he greeted your friend by TACKLING HER TO THE GROUND!
Yes.
That is what this book is about.
Isabeau attempts to murder Kieran. She has a stake in hand, and is lunging for him. He throws some powder on her, which causes her to freeze in place. That is all. He merely stopped her so she WOULD NOT KILL HIM. THAT IS ALL.
And you know what? Isabeau actually has the nerve to yell at him later about it, saying, "Oh, you greeted me with hypnos powder!" All woe is me. Um, you greeted him BY TRYING TO PLUNGE A STAKE THROUGH HIS HEART, BITCH!!! And the worst part of all, everyone agrees HE is the one in the wrong, and make fun of him throughout the book for DEFENDING HIMSELF.
Now, onto the fact that if Logan and Isabeau's genders were reversed, all the feminists would be in an uproar.
1. Logan literally has not ONE SINGLE THOUGHT this entire novel that doesn't revolve around Isabeau. He legit has NO other interests, nothing, no thoughts, no hopes, no dreams, no hobbies - NOTHING. His entire existence revolves around her.
2. Isabeau spares Logan about two or three thoughts the whole book. She is focused on herself the entire time. She has dreams and hopes and goals. This books tells us something about her, about her past. It tells us not one thing about Logan, other than the fact that he likes to wear old-fashioned clothing. He has no other quirks, nothing. He is as flat as paper.
3. Lucy. I don't get why people like her. She is an immature brat. I mean, do mature women really call their boyfriends "butthead?" I don't think so. She can't act mature for even one second, and she hasn't spared a single non-insult for Nick, her supposed boyfriend, since this series began. She's more like an annoying little sister than anything.
4. Scenes just end without warning, and then the book skips ahead in time, so that the author doesn't have to deal with the serious injuries she decided to inflict upon her characters.
5. Is there seriously supposed to be chemistry between Logan/Isabeau?
6. One of Logan's guards, whom he appeared to be friends with, dies protecting him, and he literally does not care AT ALL. He barely even blinks at her death.
7. When the baddie attacks Logan, Isabeau is miffed. When the baddie attacks her dog, Isabeau vows to kill him thrice over. I'm sorry, but anyone who puts a dog before the man/woman they supposedly love, needs to be locked up. And I say that knowing what it's like to love your dog.
8. The Isabeau flashbacks? Couldn't have cared less. So boring I almost cried.
Edit: I'm sorry, but none of these books deserve to have 4 star averages. You can really tell the author didn't put much thought into her characters, and when you compare these to other 4star books, you know you...CAN'T compare them.