Michael went, "Well, there's one thing West Virginia has that Manhattan doesn't," and he started driving.
I thought Michael was talking about the Mothman, you know, from that movie, and I couldn't think what was so great about that because all the Mothman does is call people on the phone and say in a scary voice, "Stay away from the chemical plant!," which isn't really useful information to anyone.
But it turns out Michael wasn't talking about the Mothman. He was talking about Dairy Queen!