"Call me daddy."
"No. I'm going to call you something so much more cringe that everyone around us will constantly be throwing up at zero Gs, because we're in space."
Captain Betha Torgussen and one of her husbands, Clewell "Pappy" Welkin survive the attack that happens immediately on entering the range of the planet that they were coming to have a friendly exchange of trade and knowledge with. So that ruined the five year trip from their planet to Heaven, a planetary system that was fantastic the last time anyone visited a century ago. Then some greasy teens with silly names try to take over their ship. Bird Allyn and Shadow Jack are feral, but they find out that they can take the first showers of their lives here and they start to calm down and trust Betha and help her run the ship. Meanwhile, Wadie just woke up next to a prostitute, so he's a character too.
This book is a big allegory of societies and the way things could be, but the writing is muddy and the characters and events don't always make sense, like when Betha is trading the cat with the Tiriki for hydrogen and Wadie starts talking even though he wasn't in the room! That's on Heaven, the decadent planet, where everyone votes on everything through television screens and the whole world is governed by the tyranny of the mob. Wadie wears lace, because he's decadent, except I kept thinking, "Like Prince?" Lace has lost all meaning as a symbol in the last fifty years, I guess.
Bird Allyn and Shadow Jack are from the authoritarian society with meager resources. Bird Allyn has a deformed hand and Shadow Jack has a deformed sister, so they have to work in the gardens, which is lovely because they're gardens, but bad because they're exposed to radiation. And their families make them be pirates?
Betha, her favorite husband Eric, her oldest husband Pappy, and the rest of their loving, cosy, radiant, equal, plural family, are the ideal society. They're generous, they play guitar, they practice free love, and they put GRASS GREEN SHAG CARPET IN THE CONTROL ROOM OF A SPACESHIP! GRASS GREEN SHAG CARPET IN THE CONTROL ROOM OF A SPACESHIP! It's the 70s.
Why did they bring one cat into space? Why is that cat okay with zero gravity? Why bring five years of cat food into space? Does the spaceship have a mouse problem? Why is the cat the only trade good that they have? Why bring the cat with you when attempting to trade the cat to the Tiriki family? Why bring your only bargaining chip to the table like that? Why didn't the Tirikis kill them and take the cat? Why didn't they assume that the Tirikis would kill them and take the cat?When bringing your only trade good, who is a cat, to the Tiriki family to trade for hydrogen, why not bring cat food and litter box? Are they planning to let the Tiriki family watch this cat starve quickly? Are they assuming that this society that has not seen an animal in one hundred years has cat food?
The writing was muddy. Betha was an angry person. There was that weird thing on Bird Allyn's world where the man's wife had a deformed baby and the council decreed the man should kill it and it was dead? and then he handed it to Wadie and it died? and then the man stuck it out of the airlock? and it died? and then Wadie goes to the gardens and the man is still running around trying to kill the baby? I get that it was evocative of a soulless culture where an imperfect baby cannot live because society has no resources, but what was happening? Where was the editor?
This book was okay. The bad writing made the clash of allegorical planets less heavy-handed, thank God. It was okay to read but I wouldn't recommend it. Joan D. Vinge grew as an author and won a Hugo later on, so I'd read that book.