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308 pages, Paperback
First published May 31, 2005
Huh, well, that just did not work at all. Extreme Lameness Alert. WOO-WOO.
It is impossible to form a specific opinion about her. I clearly did not like her and yet she didn’t do anything to make me hate her. And therein lies my problem. Her character seemed a bit inconsistent and also a little vague. It took about 200 pages for me to know that she was 26 years old and that she had brothers too. One minute she was polite, the other she did something that would qualify as being “bitchy”, sometimes I got the impression that she was a reserved person and at other times she was climbing the Everest of self-confidence. She wasn’t a well-developed, thought-out character.
The idea of Merlin waking up from his thousand year old slumber to deal with the super-powerful threat of recent times which turned out to be, wait for it, an employee gone rogue, was, as you can probably guess, hilarious. Although I’m pretty sure that wasn’t intended. All this build up to some epic showdown with an evil wizard, and all they had to do was up their ante at marketing and throw the guy a few times and that was it. I don’t know, didn’t sound like a particularly worthy THE WORLD IZ EN DANGERRR! DO SUMTHANG. DUN DUN DUN! scenario to me. No, this book was all business, marketing, executives, business, secretaries, advertising, companies, BUSINESS, law firms and work. Chick-lit is supposed to have romance too but the book was slow on that front as well. Minus magic, minus romance, there was just BIZZNESS.
There are too many things that were plain silly to even consider. A guy just got de-frogged by a kiss, probably after decades as his mannerisms suggested and he didn’t even get startled by where he found himself and had no problems hooking up with Katie’s best friend LITERALLY the next day (Kya?). The other Naked Frog Guy saw Katie’s other best friend and WITHIN 2 SECONDS both of them ran off because “love at first sight” (Hain?). Owen, the cute, short, XTREME-LY powerful guy blushed and flushed himself to death whenever he opened his mouth. If they could have extracted the color from his cheeks the number of times he blushed I swear they could have painted all the white roses in a 100 square feet garden different shades of red and pink. The writer also made a point of telling us repeatedly, through Katie, how unimaginably POWAH-FUL he was. And every time she thought of that “a chill ran down” her spine. Meanwhile, I was like, sure, okay, whatever you say, man.
On the bright side, the cover is really nice.