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Famous contemporary poet.
Sounds like an oxymoron, I know, but if we were to nominate a living, breathing possibility, Billy Collins might very well be your man.
The former United States Poet Laureate is poetry royalty (though DNA tests are not allowed in Poetry World). Sir Billy of Collins, I like to call him -- the author of more than one collection I’ve deemed inspiring.
Which is why I approached his recent 2020 release with some trepidation. For writers, fame is a double-edged sword. (Not that I wouldn’t fall on such a sword were it offered me!)
Expectations become the albatross. Does Collins meet them?
My verdict is a decided “somewhat.” At times his new poems read less like poetry and more like fireside chats or even (God save us) bad Dad jokes (wait… do we even need “bad” in that expression?).
There’s a lot of bourgeoisie to these poems, for one. Stories of a financially-comfortable, cosmopolitan traveler writing dispatches from Italy, Ireland, and lake-side cottages in Ontario. There’s even a seven-stanza poem called “Massage,” an ode to that luxury few but the well-to-do can afford (tip required) with any regularity. Stanza four is a two-lined clunker landing with these words: “While the right leg is being rubbed/the left leg is thinking I’m next.” (Dads reading this are allowed a chuckle.)
Stanza five is an improvement, if only for an interesting aside shared with the reader:
When I muttered sorry
for dozing off,
she said no worries.
She only minded
the crying, which more people do
than you would think when they are touched.
I ask you: How sad is that?
Collins finds greatest success in the material that presently occupies him--mortality. The collection includes works with titles like “Walking My Seventy-Five-Year-Old Dog,” “Life Expectancy,” “She’s Gone,” “Cremation,” “My Funeral,” “Anniversary” (in this case, of a death), and “On the Deaths of Friends,” which includes this opening:
Either they just die
or they get sick and die of the sickness
or they get sick, recover, then die of something else,
or they get sick, appear to recover,
then die of the same thing,
the sickness coming back
to take another bite out of you
in the forest of your final hours.
Aside from the pronoun jump from "they" to "you," this stanza, holds up thanks to its truths self-evident and ends on a solid note with the alliterative mix, “in the forest of your final hours.” It turns something scary (death) into something rather beautiful (hey, at least there's nice scenery!).
Even the poem “Vivace!” which sounds lively as hell (if Hell were in Italy and, according to Dante, it is), ends on a somber note with the line “for death is the magnetic north of poetry.” Hot, damn. I could have used this as one of the inscriptions in my new book Reincarnation & Other Stimulants (end gratuitous plug of my book in the middle of reviewing someone else's book).
Overall, some vintage Collins here, diluted heavily by the weighty elixir of expectations -- the type thing famous poets not only get away with but get paid for. If you’re seeking the likes of “The Lanyard,” “On Turning Ten,” and “Only Child,” -- poems about childhood that are Collins métier, you’ll likely be disappointed.
Yes, he has one here called “My Father’s Office, John Street, New York City, 1953,” which starts off wonderfully but it eventually gets lost while overthinking its landing. Overall, then, it’s the mortality poems doing the lion’s share of propping up Billy by his reputation.
Read for that purpose if no other, then. There’s no reason to abandon Sir Billy of Collins, even if his armor isn’t exactly as shiny as it once was. You think getting old, traveling from Ireland to Italy, and getting weekly massages is easy?
3.5/5