Madness! It was nothing but madness from beginning to end, and Darcy was caught up in it. What do occupants of Netherfield Park do on a dreary Saturday while the Bennet sisters are still in residence and they have nothing at all to do? They take a page from "Mansfield Park," of course, and decide on a theatrical. In the process of planning and performing the play, certain participants get more than a little carried away, especially Fitzwilliam Darcy where Elizabeth Bennet is concerned. There might even be a kiss...and a skirmish...leading to a duel. No one involved in the play had set out with the intention of creating a scandal. None performing in the theatrical began with the aim of ending with blushing faces, or bruised bodies, or blemishes on their reputations. Blame it on "The Mesalliance."
J. Marie Croft (Joanne) is a life-long resident of Nova Scotia, Canada, but spends a lot of time in Regency England with Jane Austen's beloved characters. She has written a dozen Austenesque stories: three novels, three novellas, and six short stories for anthologies. Joanne shares with her husband a love of their adult twin daughters, a spoiled calico cat, the great outdoors, geocaching, and British crime dramas.
“A pun is the lowest form of humor — when you don't think of it first.” — Oscar Levant
Bingley: “As I was saying, you will never believe what I found in Netherfield’s sky-parlour!” Darcy: “That you, perhaps, truly do have attics to let?”
Thus begins our story. On a day with nothing out of the ordinary happening, Bingley discovers an old trunk filled with clothing from a bygone era. Coincidentally, he also found six copies of a play. The Netherfield Theatricals are born.
We put on a theatrical performance about puns. Really it was just a play on words. ~ Author unknown
“Play with Fire” is told entirely in Darcy’s ruminations. We learn of Darcy’s aversion to dirt — especially his reluctance to wear someone else’s clothing that has been stored for decades in an attic. Who knows what sort of life could be in the wig he is required to wear?
Quote from the book: Pish! I fear nothing, madam. Except you. You terrify me. Spiders I do not fear. I simply dislike them crawling upon my person. You, on the other hand, may do so at your leisure.
I chortled all the way and recommend this short book to anyone in need of a laugh or two.
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted. ~ Fred Allen
This is a delightful, farcical, pun-filled piece of silliness with a theatrical at Netherfield spurred by Mr. Bingley's discovery of a stash of old clothing found in a giant trunk in the attic while Elizabeth and Jane are guests. He even finds a script by an unknown author, J. Merrycroft (wink, wink) with just the right number of roles for those in residence.
Elizabeth agrees enthusiastically, Darcy agrees because Elizabeth did, Caroline agrees because Darcy did, Mr. Hurst agrees because Bingley promises to provide refreshments, and Louisa agrees because everyone else did. Miss Jane Bennet is not back to full health and begs off, so she becomes the audience.
Related in first person by Mr. Darcy himself, the story relates how such an innocent pastime on a rainy day has scandalous results. The play, entitled The Mesalliance, has a definite (and cleverly intentional) parallel to the P&P storyline.
There are a lot of giggles, chuckles, and occasional guffaws to be found here. I love that the script they're reading, set in old typeplate that makes every "s" appear to be "f," inspires the mischievous Mr. Bingley to mispronounce his lines.
This is a short, well-written novella crafted to tickle your funny bone. Credibility is not to be expected.
“The Play’s the Thing, wherein I’ll catch the conscience of the King.” –William Shakespeare, Hamlet
Rating: PG-13: a bit naughty but not explicit: angst level: slight-to-low: This review may contain spoilers: Source: borrowed from KU: I highly recommend this for a quick laugh if you are in the mood. LOL!
“A little nonsense now and then is cherished by the wisest men.” –Anonymous
Know before reading this that you have to be in the mood to enjoy it. You also have to be in the mood to hate it. That is the crux of the matter. I was in the mood to enjoy it. The whole thing was a farce from beginning to end. Propriety was thrown out the window and the boundary lines between Regency and modern sensibilities became nonexistent. Yeah, it was a hoot, if you were in the mood for it.
In Austen’s account, Bingley labeled Darcy as an awful creature on a Sunday when he had nothing to do. Well, that became abundantly clear in this version of P&P. Our cast of characters [pun intended] were at Netherfield on a rainy day with nothing to do and that was a dangerous situation for someone with a spirit of mischief. Jane was feeling better and had come downstairs to be a witness to the shenanigans.
Bingley had found a trunk in the attic complete with clothing from past decades and a stack of booklets containing a play that he just knew would be the thing to lighten their afternoon. Darcy had a strong feeling that would not be the case. His emotions were pretty raw by this point having spent way too much time in Miss Elizabeth’s presence. We had his POV and his opinions and thoughts were a hoot. He was a mess as the tension built to the point where you knew something was about to snap.
I couldn’t help but laugh out loud as outrageous things began to happen. Hidden within the play were plot points from Austen’s storyline. It was well done but so crazy I had to laugh. Poor Caroline was a jealous mess and showed her colors big time. Be sure and keep your eyes on M/M Hurst. OMG! They were a scream. Don’t quit reading too soon. That last scene was a hoot and I nearly missed it. Poor Mr. Bennet had his hands full.
“You can discover more about a person in an hour of play than in a year of conversation.” –Richard Lingard, A Letter of Advice to a Young Gentleman Leaving the University Concerning His Behavior and Conversation in the World
Darcy, Bingley, Elizabeth et al. do a little playacting, according to a script that has certain parallels to certain Pride and Prejudice characters. The writing skips randomly from screenplay snippets into Darcy's head and back to screenplay snippets.
A lot of people seem to have liked this a bit more than I did. I did enjoy the entertaining dialogue and I love the idea of the characters getting a bit out of character while portraying their roles. But still, to me this reads like a first draft that is on its way to becoming a great little story but that is as yet unfinished, with some plot threads and connections unravelling in the author's head and not yet on the pages.
The discovery of an old trunk of clothes and a pile of plays in the attic on a rainy day has the occupants of Netherfield Park occupied with acting. Somewhere along the way, they begin to wonder if they are really acting when silent skirmishers, Darcy and Elizabeth exchange a scorching kiss and a duel elicits further understanding. The Skirmishes and Scandal series of novellas present new authors and new romantic escapades with each new installment. This airy, amusing piece had the added attraction of an already familiar and welcome narrator so I happily put in my earbuds and relaxed into an entertaining variation on Jane Austen’s Pride and Prejudice.
For this novella-length Regency romp, taciturn, proud, and a wee bit grumpy Fitzwilliam Darcy offers the sole perspective on those who are staying on the estate and even his own changing opinions about them and about himself. This is a story within a story as the play is acted out. The reader/listener is aware of the uncanny resemblance of actors to their acted roles and also picks up on the true state of affairs before a distracted Darcy works it out.
It was fun to see both stories unfold and the author’s trademark witty wordsmithing gave the story some added sparkle. There is a hint of mystery about the convenient discovery of the play and I had my suspicions as I am pretty sure I was meant to guess so that the reader-listener can share a joke with the author as the players act out their parts to the end when comedy reigns and created some laugh out loud moments.
The variation is not just a change in the original storyline, but some liberty with the characters. I adored this version of Mr. and Mrs. Hurst, Bingley, and lord love a duck, Mrs. Phillips the stunning scene stealer. The main players, Darcy and Elizabeth were excellent, but I found the attention to the secondary characters was what really captivated me most.
Harry Frost caught onto the playful tone and the quips, voiced the characters with sensational individuality, and so it was an unsurprisingly excellent audio production.
Rave review from this listener for cleverly having Jane Austen’s characters playacting and enacting their own romance off scene. What a splendid story that other Austenesque fans and sweet historical romantic comedy lovers should flock to pick up.
I am an unabashed fan of J Marie Croft’s masterful storytelling. She always has a gift for smart banter, diverting point of view, and often laugh out loud wordplay. This was all that I had hoped.
When the inhabitants of Netherfield Park are kept inside due to poor weather, Bingley suggests they put on a play. Madcap lines and passionate scenes are played out, leading Darcy and Elizabeth to honest (and quite romantic) confessions off set. This left me with a much needed happy heart. Brava!
A Rollickingly Amusing Way to Spend a Dull Saturday!
Rating: 4.5 out of 5 stars
Source: Gift from Publisher
TYPE OF NOVEL: Pride and Prejudice Variation Novella
THE PREMISE: While Jane is finishing her convalescence at Netherfield everyone decides to escape the boredom of a dreary rainy day by donning costumes and putting on a home theatrical. But the play decided upon proves to be a little scandalous and has some unique parallels, ribald humor, and surprising romantic entanglements…
MY THOUGHTS: How Perfect! Quite by chance, I enjoyed this excessively diverting novella on a rainy and dreary weekend as well, and the amusing and outlandish developments in this tale were the best way to chase away any cares or rainy day blues.
The characters are what I loved most in this story. The readers sees events from Mr. Darcy’s perspective and are fortunate to spend a lot of time in his lovely head. I loved hearing all his internal thoughts, his comedic asides, and seeing how head-over-heels-besotted he was with Elizabeth! He was an excellent sport to take part in this theatrical and act ridiculous! And it was such great fun to see him be flustered by his emotions and incapable of repressing himself. I also adored Elizabeth’s arch playfulness in this story (she is such a fun sport), Charles’s eager enthusiasm and slyness (he is a man of unexpected sense and humor), and – surprise of all surprises – Mrs. Phillips (she knows what’s up and is not shy about it!)
And the other element I enjoyed in this tale was witnessing Ms. Croft’s brilliant and clever play with words. Having adored her previous works – Love at First Slight, A Little Whimsical in His Civilities, and short stories in various anthologies – I was prepared for (and eagerly expecting) her playful puns and witty wordplay. And she delivered them in abundance! But aside from the sporting and spoofing, it was lovely to see the sincere and honest moments these characters shared together. There were some wonderfully heartwarming and tender scenes amidst all the humor and hijinks.
Filled with playful performances and precipitous passions, Play with Fire is just the story to brighten your mood. Thank you, Ms. Croft, for as always bringing such spirited joviality and delightful merriment to these characters!
I enjoyed this variation, especially the puns (With which my stepfather was an expert.). There are no surprises or really any angst as every one pairs up as they are meant to. What is different (and the story description does tells us of) is that Charles Bingley takes the initiative to provide some entertainment for the two Bennet sister, as well as his regular guest: Darcy, the Hursts and his sister, Caroline. He goes up into the attic at Netherfield and finds a trunk with clothing which can be utilized for costumes in a play, a copy of which he also finds in the trunk. Oddly, as Elizabeth so remarks, the copy of the play is obviously in a newer condition than the clothing.
Charles does a little manipulating when it comes to assigning roles, even not allowing his sister to have her way. Jane has decided to sit out and uses her illness as an excuse. Yes, Caroline still does what she can to angle her way into a role in the play which would play her opposite Darcy and thus be the recipient of the "kiss on the cheek" the part calls for.
This tale is told from Darcy's POV and, as expected, her struggles with his feelings for Elizabeth vs his role in the family and society.
When Darcy takes his role a little too far Aunt Philips is there and immediately calls for remedial action, with a wink in his direction!
Yes, there is a duel but I will say no more about that. Elizabeth also has to call Darcy's attention to the words he said about her at the assembly so that insult is dealt with much earlier in this variation.
I did laugh out loud and even groan (as you would expect with puns) and must say my favorite came near the end when Harold is named. You just may be surprised at our boy, Bingley, in this story. He certainly has a lot more creativity than in most other tales.
Well done. I recommend this story. I won a copy of this story from a blog raffle.
Hilarious Romp This is one of those highly diverting romps that really comes alive with the outstanding Harry Frost performing. The words and great writing have to be there to make it worthy, of course, and J. Marie Croft is masterful with her wordplay and banter. One of the best JAFF fun reads out there. I nearly cried laughing at Bingley’s/Harry’s performance in the play they performed. This audiobook is a wonderful palette cleanser to listen to in between the more serious variations. Don’t miss this one. Highly recommend.
I was gifted a complimentary copy of this audiobook by the publisher without promise of a review, but I’m more than happy to provide one for this very amusing tale.
J Marie Croft – Play With Fire – Reviewed 9/28/20 – Read 9/22-23/20
Bored, Rainy Day, why don’t we put on a play!!!!????
Jane Bennet had come to visit the Bingly sisters and as we know she became extremely ill. Lizzy walked to Netherfield so that she might nurse her sister back to health. Jane has come along very well but still is quite weak, so they continue to stay, not wanting to jeopardize Jane’s recovery. This particular day it is raining cats and dogs, and of course, everyone is bored.
Bingley on the other hand had been up in the attic, rummaging around to see what he could find. He came running down to the Library, bursting in to tell Darcy what he had found, and what a great idea he had to overcome the boredom that everyone was having. We are going to put on a play, look at the find I have made in the attic. Opening the trunk, everyone stares at the odd, dusty clothes that lie therein.
The name of the play is "The Mesalliance." Bingley is ecstatic, bouncing around, flinging clothes, and trying to get everyone excited. As Darcy looks through the play, he spots the one thing that would convince him to go ahead with this idea. The part that Bingly wanted Lizzy to play included a brief kiss. As we know, Darcy has been fighting with himself over the unusual feelings that he has for Lizzy, so he decides to go along with Bingly. Of course, the final decision was with Lizzy. If she felt that this would not put her reputation in jeopardy, then everyone decided to put on the play.
And the story begins…
What did I like? Here I am again with another version of the wonderful Pride & Prejudice story. I have become hooked on the many ways that this can be rewritten, without ruining the wonderful story that it is. As you know I have several reviews here on my site already. I have recently become aware of the many authors that have dedicated themselves to doing just that. I knew that there were many sites online that sold memorabilia showcasing Pride & Prejudice. Well, it will be my pleasure to read as many of these as I can, and of course post a review to inform you the readers of them.
What will you like? Fun, romantic, humorous, mysterious, and awesome. The cast is the regulars that will wrap you around their little fingers and have you laughing till your sides hurt. The mystery of the play will keep you reading until Dawn, and the storyline will capture your heart. This is another wonderful book to add to your Library and to be reread down the road.
This was such a fun book to read! The author states that she wrote it in the middle off 2020, during the pandemic lockdown. It is a bit of lighthearted fun, bringing most of our Pride & Prejudice characters a bit out of their normal characters. If you like your variations true to original, this is probably not your cup of tea, but if your ready for them to step a bit out of character and have some unexpected fun, I think you’ll love it as I did. I am definitely going to check out more of this author’s books.
What a fun it was. I recommend the book, if it may be as E-book or Audiobook. And By the way, Harry Frost is the narrator. Even better, right? He did a great job as always.
So, what is the Netherfield party doing on a Sunday when there is nothing to do? A Play! Which Mr Bingley found in the attic along with clothes and all what one needs for a Play. Even Miss Bingley had a role! (Oh Wonder). At some parts I laughed out loud or exclaimed 'Oops' so that my co-worker looked at me like I lost my mind!
Fun Story. Quick Read. (Audiobook 3h 52 minutes) No Angst. Written in First Person POV (To be precise, Darcy's)
I was preparing to lambast the author for charging so much for this short little novella. However, I can't, now that it's finished, because I laughed so many times, and had a great time reading it, and therefore consider it more than worth the price. Even the foreword is lovely, and the entertainment is just what is needed in these strange times. As the author suggests, you must suspend belief, and allow for some kind of bizarre behavior from our beloved, but stuffy characters from P&P.
The story takes place at Netherfield Park, during Jane's illness and Elizabeth's residence there to nurse her. On a rainy, boring day, Bingley gets the idea to put on a theatrical. After Elizabeth accepts the idea with enthusiasm, Darcy grudgingly agrees, and everyone eventually gets on board. Darcy, at this point, is trying to fight his attraction to Elizabeth, without success.
One of the most wonderful aspects of this story is the way our beloved Darcy and Elizabeth loosen up and interact in a much more playful and charming way. They're allowed to be silly and romantic, and it's such a relief. Bingley helps them along with his own goofy behavior, infecting everyone else with his gusto and determination to carry off this ridiculous play.
The writing is superb, written in the first person from Darcy's pov. The humor is everywhere, and makes Darcy's character that much more endearing. This is a definite must read, for anyone looking for something light hearted, romantic, hilarious, and just plain fun. Kudos to "J. Merrycraft!"
What a fun story! And it's all Charles Bingley's fault! Or was it?!! Charles Bingley comes up with an idea to put on a home play, on the Saturday before Jane and Lizzie are ready to leave, and it's rainy and dull, so Charles thinks it's a grand way to finish out a Saturday! The next day is the Sunday, when the Bennet sisters are leaving, right before Collins shows up! Thank Heavens, no Collins, but the play opens up the doors to a lot of mischief! And how did Aunt Phillips join the audience?!! You will have to read this amusing tale to find out ALL THE DETAILS!!
This was such an entertaining read. I loved all the wordplay, the silliness, the awkwardness. It was risky and fun and totally within what could be expected of Bingley. I loved that it was told from Darcy's perspective and I loved that the play within the novel was so reflective of P&P.
This story allows Darcy and Elizabeth to voice their pride and prejudice using the text of a rather odd play they are doing to pass time while Jane is recovering at Netherfield. Add in a seemingly strange appearance by Aunt Philips and the whole situation is ready for hilarious disaster.
It was an easy read that had me engaged the whole time!
I did not know how much I needed this book. What a joy to read. I've read books before that started off with humor, but fizzled in the end. This book kept me with a smile on my face from beginning to end. Croft managed to give me three things I personally like to see in P&P, laughter a witty Darcy, and a story from Darcy's POV. I know the author said this particular Darcy would not act this way, but I tend to think arrogant Darcy is capable of being sarcastic and having dry wit because he feels he is above his company. I will definitely purchase this book. It's a keeper for me.
In the interest of lifting spirits on a rainy day at Netherfield, Bingley, having discovered a trunkful of old clothes in the attic, insists that the group put on a play. Roles are assigned, and the idea is to simply read the script.
Some of the players are reluctant or are unhappy with their roles while others are determined to both read and act their parts. The play is loaded with puns and ridiculous scenes. I chuckled more than have in years while reading a book.
This book was exactly what I needed this morning. A delightful book that took a dull afternoon of not speaking in the library and turned it into a afternoon of hidden costumes, a dramatic performance and unheard-of kisses in front of gossip prone aunts. If you're looking for something that can be read in a hot minute and will bring a smile to your face, then this is the book for you!
I like that it is from Darcy's point of view. I like the word play and the vocabulary. Finally proof of Darcy's love of four-or-more-syllable words! I like Elizabeth's confession. Since it is a quick-paced novella in "Skirmishes & Scandals" and written in a fun tone, the lightning pace of the relationship is not so bothersome.
Despite the overuse of puns (which I very much hate), this book was incredibly entertaining. (I will admit I laughed heartily when Harold was introduced.) It was very lighthearted and fun.
Croft’s sense of humor carries the reader through Darcy’s musings. My recommendation is to not begin a quick peak at two a.m. because once started one may find this story as hard to resist as Darcy finds Elizabeth’s lips. Happy reads!
Very funny novella. It is from Darcy’s point of view, where most of the humor lies. But it also gives an insight into how Darcy went from inclination to deep love.
3/2022- Reread. I needed a diversion, and loved this hilarious farce the first time around so I purchased the audio for a second read/listen. It was just as fun and I laughed just as much this time around. I will add a warning- if you are listening to this book, listen in public at your own risk!!! I was in the grocery store this morning listening to this as I shopped and had forgotten about “Harold”. I could not stop the audible giggles that escaped and my fellow shoppers probably thought I was a crazy person! No regrets, totally worth the strange looks!😂
4.5! Oh my, this novella was so much fun!!! It was silly, ridiculous, absurd and absolutely delightful! I have read several P&P farcical stories, but this one is far superior to most of them with a beautiful execution of silly humor that is hilarious without crossing the line into nonsensical stupidity. This book had me giggling and outright laughing out loud so many times that I probably should be embarrassed, but I will join Elizabeth Bennet in this instance and claim that I dearly love to laugh and I can’t help but think that Miss Bennet herself would be thoroughly diverted reading this! I think this farce is so perfect because it is told from Darcy’s POV, and his pompous attitude was perfectly balanced with dry wit and humor. Very masterfully done, this was a treasure!