I hated the last two books in this series and I still have a big ass grudge against Johansen for wasting the potential of her characters. However, I did love the first book in the Queen of the Tearling series. Am I going to read this shameless cash-grab book when it comes out? Yes. Will it manage to redeem the last two books in the series? We'll see. I hope to god that this book is focused ONLY on the Mace. If I have to watch this author metaphorically suck William Tear's dick again I'm going to puke. Fuck that hipster asshole.
Edit 08/05/2020: What's up with the title change? This book was called Prophecy of the Tearling and now it is called Beneath the Keep? What's up with that? Is Prophecy of the Tearling a different future book about god knows what? I NEED ANSWERS.
Edit 09/16/2020: That cover is so goddamned beautiful and it will be a human rights violation if this book turns out to be shitty when it has a cover that looks like that. DAMN.
Actual Review: 07/15/2021
Alright fellas. I can say with deep honesty that I was considering rating this shitfest three stars. Like Johansen’s other work, it does have a compelling sense of urgency and frustratingly sucks the reader in despite the overall fuckery and ridiculous nature of the book. My biggest beef with Johansen is that she’s like an abusive boyfriend. She whines and wails and promises; “oh pleaaaaaase honey just give me one more chance!!! I promise I won’t beat you over the head with a bottle and piss on your cold corpse. PlEaSe!” But all of Erika Johansen’s promises and heartfelt spiels about making a better world and resisting tyranny in the book’s acknowledgements are worth the sweat off of William Tear’s ass - which is to say they are worth JACK SHIT. This book, although it claims to subvert patriarchal norms and provide some deep WOKE message about liberalism and female power ultimately falls prey to all of the same tired, cliched, stereotyped tropes that any other little-dicked male fantasy author would use. And the WIlliam Tear dicksucking and gross male worshipping that drove me bonkers in the previous volúmes? Yeah, that shit is here, and it’s fucking WORSE and even more offensive. Holy hell. Let me first detail the few things that I enjoyed about this book, before I go back to roasting the fuck out of it as it rightfully deserves. I thought it couldn’t get worse after Fate of the Tearling, but HELL IT DOES.
THE GOOD
1) Plot Urgency and Improvement of Writing Quality.
As I mentioned earlier in the intro, it is impossible to deny that Erika Johansen’s books are compellingly readable. I was able to get interested in the plight surrounding the kingdom and Mace’s struggle. I thought Niya was a cool character, and because she is cool (and queer-coded) of course Johansen kills her off for EDGINESS POINTS. For the little that it’s worth, and it’s so fucking little I would need a microscope to examine it in any detail; Johansen DOES manage to tone down the annoying unsubtle fake-woke preachiness and EDGY trauma porn of the previous books. I know. It’s a fucking miracle! It pleasantly surprised me but in the end this improvement only made me more pissed. For you see dear Goodreads brethren, the fact that Erika corrected the flawed aspects of her writing PROVES to me that she is NOT a brainless troglodyte and is in fact of capable of curbing the internalized misogyny and blatant woman-hate that appears in her writing. She is capable of fixing her representation issues, but she chooses not to. Because HURR DURR BIG MALE WEEN AND I WANNA SUCK THE WEEN. Which brings me to the parts of this novel that gave me a fucking headache, which was basically most of this nasty shit.
THE BAD
1) Internalized Misogyny, Woman-Hate, and the Portrayal of Female Relationships
I already addressed this in my reviews of the Queen of the Tearling series, but Erika Johansen participates in the hated literary sport of faux-feminism. Faux-feminism in literature basically occurs when a writer creates a “strong female protagonist” who is intelligent, flawed, and ultimately well-characterized, but surrounds this solid female protagonist with female characters who are sexist stereotypes, and makes their protagonist NOT LIKE THE OTHER GIRLS who are shallow, mean, vain, and bitchy because all other women are dumb cunts tee hee! Kelsea has no female friends or allies, her enemy is a female queen who literally behaves like an evil man but OF FUCKING COURSE Erika had to make the villain female because big dick-swinging God forbid we ever dismantle the patriarchy and have girl protagonists take down male villains!
This problem is compounded simply by the nature of having Elyssa, the woman who is Kelsea’s mother, be the protagonist. In the original Tearling series, Elyssa is reviled for being a vain woman who LIKES FASHION GASP (because not wanting to look like hot trash makes you evil I guess) and is more concerned with sleeping with her guards than running the kingdom. She literally sells her kingdom into slavery to the Mort Queen and when she is revealed to be alive at the end of the third book, Kelsea rejects her for being a vain, bad, woman who is bad because she is WOMAN and woman stoopid, and Kelsea is the only non-cunty woman obviously. This book could have attempted to humanized Elyssa, and portray her as a flirty, vain, and extremely flawed queen who maybe caved to the Mort under tragic circumstances. But having a flawed yet sympathetic female character is too much for our little miss author. Instead, she:
1) Makes Elyssa a literal carbon cutout of Kelsea.
2) Pits Elyssa against Arla, the powerful and strong queen and her mother figure. Because may male God forbid that women support each other! God knows every girl must hate her slutty stupid mean mom and have tons of mommy issues because MOTHER EBUUULLLL.
3) Explains Elyssa’s transformation from WOKE FIGHTER OF JUSTICE to SLUTTY CUNT BITCH on magic. FUCKING MAGIC. I shit you not. Instead of doing something, ya know, called character development, Johansen pulls another fat turd out of her ass and makes a witch curse Elyssa AND Arla before they can have any sort of meaningful resolution to their mommy issues conflict. Elyssa’s personality changes overnight, because in Erika Johansen’s sad little world, only two types of women exist: WOKE GOOD GIRL and SLUTTY CUNT WITH DARK MAGIC. There is no in-between for this misogynist author. Women can’t support each other because there are only two types, woke warrior and cunt, and the cunts outnumber the woke warrior types, so women cannot be friends hurr durr. The only woman who escapes this dichotomy and tries to support Elyssa is NIya, and Niya ends up DEAD, brutally murdered in public. Wow! So woke! Much feminism!
For someone claiming to be all supportive of women and their empowerment, I also found it curious how the magic of dick-holding asshole William Tear is portrayed as “good” and Brenna, an abused albino witch’s magic is considered “bad.” There is no explanation for this other than Erika Johansen’s tendency to be a female chauvinist pig. Both Tear and Brenna can see the future. Neither are flawless people. Tear is arguably worse, for he abandoned the war-torn earth, leaving millions to die and suffer in order for him and his club of dick-riders to start a hippy commune in an alternate dimension. William Tear’s “Better world” is merely a place where his worshippers are allowed to exist and suck his fat cock. I’m serious. Tear doesn’t give a fuck, because he was a hoe ass bitch who ran away like a coward from a place he didn’t want to fix.
Guess what the EVIL witch CUNT Brenna’s sin is?
Oh yeah. Brenna is an abused kid who was sold into child slavery. She was sold to a man who now exploits her magic and abuses her. She then fell into Stockholm syndrome, using her gifts at this man’s behest in order to survive. She expresses reluctance at doing this but she is completely attached to her abuser and captor. SHE IS A TRAFFICKED SLAVE. Does Erika Johansen really REALLY expect me to suck the cock of a rich white dickmale and revile an abused trafficking victim as evil?! Why is Brenna more evil than a man who left millions to die? WHY? I’ll tell you fucking why. Because Brenna is a woman and Erika Johansen hates women, even women who are abused and coerced into bad actions and have no other choice. Because fuck abused women. Fuck trafficking victims.
Even the Mace’s love interest, Maura, is portrayed as an evil druggie whore who trafficks kids to get her fix. AND THE MACE BLAMES HER FOR IT. He doesn’t blame the men who raped Maura. He doesn’t blame the system of inequality and poverty that forced her to sell her body. He doesn’t blame her pimp or the dealer who got her hooked on opium. He doesn’t realize that if Maura refused to participate in the trafficking, she would have been fucking raped and killed. HE BLAMES HER FOR BEING A WICKED EBUL HARLOT. WHy is she a harlot? OOOOOO because precious Mace LUBS Maura and it hurts his fee fees that men rape her because only HE should be allowed to stick his magical weenis inside her! Mace is a hypocritical piece of shit. He literally KILLED CHILDREN FOR PAY and somehow he has no empathy for a woman who was raped on the daily? BULLSHIT. The attitude and lack of empathy Johansen displays towards female abuse victims is APPALLING. In Johansen’s world, only the pure-hearted self righteous woke women deserve sympathy. Fuck the prostitutes. Fuck the rape victims. Fuck the abused women. They are allowed to die in shame and condemnation, while the PWECIOUS LITTLE MACIE, a literal child murderer, is allowed to pass judgement on the raped women and use their trauma to have his redemption arc. This shit is so disgusting and vile and is just as bad as anything a male fantasy author could write.
In Conclusion:
I could rant forever about the disgusting portrayals of women in this book, but if I did I would probably pop a blood vessel. We are supposed to magically accept that WIlliam Tear, a man who abandoned millions to die is somehow better because he has a fat cock and two little nuts between his legs. We are supposed to hate Brenna because she EVILZ WIMMINZ and she GASP developed Stockholm syndrome for a man SHE WAS SOLD TO AS A CHILD. Niya, a badass rebel and assassin, is killed in a humiliating, dehumanizing way to future the Mace’s character arc. And when she is beheaded, who does she see? Why, William Tear, ready to bless her inadequate womanly self with his magical dick, because as a strong and crafty woman she could NOT continue to exist in Erika Johansen’s world of pure queens and dumb cunts. Male characters are allowed complexity, companionship, and redemption after hideous offenses, but women are naturally portrayed as catty, evil, slutty, bewitched, suggestible, stupid, OR ALL OF THE FUCKING ABOVE. If a male fantasy author wrote the shit Johansen writes, he would be cancelled and his career would be ruined. But somehow, Erika Johansen’s magical vagina prevents her from being called out on the heinous misogynist shit she writes.
She can happily sit like a handmaiden, disguising her nasty William Tear fetish and her worship of male characters as “female empowerment” when all the female characters in this book are vapid, shallow, evil, or DEAD. It’s fucking disgusting and the fact that this woman continues to get publishing deals is reprehensible. So many female writers remain unpublished, and they probably have TRUE feminist protagonists, who embrace other women, collaborate with them, and fight equally complex and nuanced female villains. For all of Johansen’s moral preaching against religion, she treats William Tear like a big dick-swinging god. Even powerful female characters (Kelsea, Pre-Bewitched Elyssa, Lady Glynn, and Niya) are only powerful because of William Tear and his sociopathic, genocidal penis. It’s disgusting that female characters in this universe blindly worship a man who left the entire world to die in order so he could have his magical cult. It’s fucking gross and sexist and AWFUL. I am generally against cancelling authors for writing questionable content, but if ANYBODY deserves to be dragged through the mud, it’s Erika Johansen. So, my young salty Twitter cancel mob, if you exist, please cancel this gross misogynist author. She is a living and painful example of how some women are often the staunchest enforcers of internalized woman-hate and patriarchy.