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Mendacity & Mourning: A Pride & Prejudice Variation
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a gossip in possession of misheard tales and desirous of both a good wife and an eager audience need only descend upon the sitting rooms of a small country town in order to find satisfaction. And with a push from Lady Catherine, Mr. Collins sets alight a series of misunderstandings, rumours, and lies that create obstacles to a romance between Fitzwilliam Darcy and Elizabeth Bennet. This slightly unhinged romantic comedy follows Darcy as he sets off to find himself a wife and instead finds himself pulled into the mire of his aunt’s machinations and his own fascination with Elizabeth, whom he believes betrothed to another. As Meryton judges him the grieving groom of Anne de Bourgh and a caddish dallier with the hearts of others, Darcy must ferret out the truth behind his cousin’s disappearance, protect his sister from the fretful fate of all Fitzwilliam females, and most importantly, win Elizabeth’s heart.
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June 27, 2017
4 stars!
Review, Excerpt, and Giveaway at Of Pens and Pages.
Mendacity and Mourning is funny, a little raunchy, and a whole lot of absurd (the good kind), but the story is not too unimaginable if you consider nosy neighbors, wagging tongues, and idle minds in Regency England.
Mr. Darcy and Elizabeth’s story was not an easy path to a happily ever after as they faced rumors and misunderstandings that all stemmed from something Mr. Collins said. Theirs was a story that involved mysterious deaths, misconceptions about one’s future marital status, scandalous affairs, crazy aunts, exotic animals, pudgy parsons that reek of mutton, obscene paintings of cousins, mustachioed second sons who try to stand as the voice of reason, and unexpected sisters giving their support. It’s a lot to take in at first sight, but it’s a story I’d happily consume again in the future.
I enjoyed reading about the rumors and gossip and seeing how it affected Elizabeth’s and Mr. Darcy’s reputations. Wickham didn’t have a huge part in besmirching Darcy’s reputation in Meryton, but he was there as the annoying little bug we know he always is. Mr. Collins was more intolerable than usual, and Lady Catherine was bordering on going off her rocker. It was especially entertaining to read Ms. Ashton’s take on the Fitzwilliam family. A crazy bunch, that family.
I had no problems with Mendacity and Mourning‘s narrative, but I could understand why others would shy away from it. There were crass conversations and dialogue that sounded out of place/a little bit modern for its setting. Still, it wouldn’t hurt to give this story a try. We have a sweet but sometimes misguided Mr. Darcy, more sensible Bennet sisters than usual—Lydia and Kitty especially, which was quite a pleasant surprise—and hilarious and slightly crazy relatives, both from Mr. Darcy’s and Elizabeth’s sides.
Did I mention this book’s Mr. Darcy was sweet? Like the sweet kind that makes one giggle and swoon like a schoolgirl? Because he is. And you can bet I giggled and swooned like a schoolgirl… when I wasn’t busy laughing my butt off, of course.
Tropes: Pride and Prejudice
POV: Third POV
*ARC received in exchange for an honest review.
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Review, Excerpt, and Giveaway at Of Pens and Pages.
“Gossip, as usual, was one-third right and two-thirds wrong.”
- L.M. Montgomery, Chronicles of Avonlea
Mendacity and Mourning is funny, a little raunchy, and a whole lot of absurd (the good kind), but the story is not too unimaginable if you consider nosy neighbors, wagging tongues, and idle minds in Regency England.
Mr. Darcy and Elizabeth’s story was not an easy path to a happily ever after as they faced rumors and misunderstandings that all stemmed from something Mr. Collins said. Theirs was a story that involved mysterious deaths, misconceptions about one’s future marital status, scandalous affairs, crazy aunts, exotic animals, pudgy parsons that reek of mutton, obscene paintings of cousins, mustachioed second sons who try to stand as the voice of reason, and unexpected sisters giving their support. It’s a lot to take in at first sight, but it’s a story I’d happily consume again in the future.
I enjoyed reading about the rumors and gossip and seeing how it affected Elizabeth’s and Mr. Darcy’s reputations. Wickham didn’t have a huge part in besmirching Darcy’s reputation in Meryton, but he was there as the annoying little bug we know he always is. Mr. Collins was more intolerable than usual, and Lady Catherine was bordering on going off her rocker. It was especially entertaining to read Ms. Ashton’s take on the Fitzwilliam family. A crazy bunch, that family.
I had no problems with Mendacity and Mourning‘s narrative, but I could understand why others would shy away from it. There were crass conversations and dialogue that sounded out of place/a little bit modern for its setting. Still, it wouldn’t hurt to give this story a try. We have a sweet but sometimes misguided Mr. Darcy, more sensible Bennet sisters than usual—Lydia and Kitty especially, which was quite a pleasant surprise—and hilarious and slightly crazy relatives, both from Mr. Darcy’s and Elizabeth’s sides.
Did I mention this book’s Mr. Darcy was sweet? Like the sweet kind that makes one giggle and swoon like a schoolgirl? Because he is. And you can bet I giggled and swooned like a schoolgirl… when I wasn’t busy laughing my butt off, of course.
Tropes: Pride and Prejudice
POV: Third POV
*ARC received in exchange for an honest review.
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June 11, 2017
I read this 7 months ago when it was on a fan fiction site and loved it with a few caveats. This is an improved version of the same story, and I no longer have any hesitation in giving this 5 stars. I'm repeating most of my original review here (minus my criticisms), which still applies.
This is a thoroughly enjoyable and amusing Pride and Prejudice "what if..." where Anne de Bourgh is proclaimed to be dead, yet a mystery surrounds her supposed demise. Lady C. has come to London, refuses to allow anyone to go to Rosings, and has directed her parson to vacate Hunsford until further notice. No death notice has been put in the newspaper, and there isn't as much as a memorial service for her "dead" daughter.
Mr. Darcy feels a mixture of relief and guilt, since he knows he no longer has to deflect his aunt's plans for him to marry Anne. After being close to his cousin throughout their childhood, he has spent the past several years avoiding her in a failed effort to discourage his aunt and now is sorry he wasn't closer to her. Lady C., of course, blames him for Anne's fate, stating that she'd still be with them if he'd done his duty and married her years ago.
This book takes you on a journey where the reader spends as much time observing the crazy (literally!) Fitzwilliam clan as the boisterous Bennet family. There is much discussion and description of Colonel Fitzwilliam's bushy and overlong mustache, various allusions to rotted fruit and seed (it will make sense in the book's context), and images of family members wincing as the patriarch, Peter Fitzwilliam, tosses yet another goblet at the fireplace during one of his rages.
Mr. Collins is the "gleeful gossip," as his uninformed loose tongue creates havoc with the reputation of the Fitzwilliams, and then with Mr. Darcy, who he dubs "the grieving groom" (based on Lady C's proclamation of Darcy's betrothal to Anne) when Darcy arrives in Hertfordshire. As events unfold and the truth of Anne's demise is revealed, Mr. Collins continues to misinterpret the situation, and he and Mr. Wickham become the sources of additional hurtful gossip.
Darcy and Elizabeth establish a friendly acquaintance early on, each finding in the other a kindred spirit as they converse about clouds, poetry, literature and philosophy. Elizabeth is aware that he is too far above her socially for her to have any expectations beyond friendship, while Darcy harbors the misconception that she's engaged ...and not to Mr. Collins! His interest in her is further hampered by continued messages from London regarding the evolving Fitzwilliam family crisis that pulls him away from Netherfield to London and Rosings.
At first, Wickham doesn't make too much of a nuisance of himself beyond stoking the gossip fire with additional malicious misinformation about Darcy. Elizabeth does her best to defend Darcy in his absence, but her reputation is also tarnished by the closeness that has been observed between the two. She sees through Wickham's charm immediately. He does re-emerge near the end of the book, where a compromise ensues as a result of a torn tailcoat with a surprisingly positive result (and one that I don't remember from the unpublished version, so I believe it was added).
The Dunfries brothers are interesting characters of this author's own creation. Dr. Dunfries, the elder of the two, is a respectable doctor. His brother, Peregrine, is a painter and a fop. His style of painting is shocking, to say the least, since his portraits are painted in a most revealing style.
As for romance... well, there's plenty of that in the mix, too. Hooded glances, light touches, sweet kisses, and then, on the wedding night of Darcy and Elizabeth, lovingly descriptive foreplay fading discreetly to the scene's end. I must add though, that I loved the awkwardness of Darcy and the good Colonel trying to explain the mysteries of the marriage bed to Mr. Collins with an unanticipated assist from Peregrine Dunfries.
This is a light, comical mixture of outrageous plot and in-depth studies of characters who really ARE characters! Just be sure you have time to invest when you sit down to read it. It's a long and bumpy ride!
This is a thoroughly enjoyable and amusing Pride and Prejudice "what if..." where Anne de Bourgh is proclaimed to be dead, yet a mystery surrounds her supposed demise. Lady C. has come to London, refuses to allow anyone to go to Rosings, and has directed her parson to vacate Hunsford until further notice. No death notice has been put in the newspaper, and there isn't as much as a memorial service for her "dead" daughter.
Mr. Darcy feels a mixture of relief and guilt, since he knows he no longer has to deflect his aunt's plans for him to marry Anne. After being close to his cousin throughout their childhood, he has spent the past several years avoiding her in a failed effort to discourage his aunt and now is sorry he wasn't closer to her. Lady C., of course, blames him for Anne's fate, stating that she'd still be with them if he'd done his duty and married her years ago.
This book takes you on a journey where the reader spends as much time observing the crazy (literally!) Fitzwilliam clan as the boisterous Bennet family. There is much discussion and description of Colonel Fitzwilliam's bushy and overlong mustache, various allusions to rotted fruit and seed (it will make sense in the book's context), and images of family members wincing as the patriarch, Peter Fitzwilliam, tosses yet another goblet at the fireplace during one of his rages.
Mr. Collins is the "gleeful gossip," as his uninformed loose tongue creates havoc with the reputation of the Fitzwilliams, and then with Mr. Darcy, who he dubs "the grieving groom" (based on Lady C's proclamation of Darcy's betrothal to Anne) when Darcy arrives in Hertfordshire. As events unfold and the truth of Anne's demise is revealed, Mr. Collins continues to misinterpret the situation, and he and Mr. Wickham become the sources of additional hurtful gossip.
Darcy and Elizabeth establish a friendly acquaintance early on, each finding in the other a kindred spirit as they converse about clouds, poetry, literature and philosophy. Elizabeth is aware that he is too far above her socially for her to have any expectations beyond friendship, while Darcy harbors the misconception that she's engaged ...and not to Mr. Collins! His interest in her is further hampered by continued messages from London regarding the evolving Fitzwilliam family crisis that pulls him away from Netherfield to London and Rosings.
At first, Wickham doesn't make too much of a nuisance of himself beyond stoking the gossip fire with additional malicious misinformation about Darcy. Elizabeth does her best to defend Darcy in his absence, but her reputation is also tarnished by the closeness that has been observed between the two. She sees through Wickham's charm immediately. He does re-emerge near the end of the book, where a compromise ensues as a result of a torn tailcoat with a surprisingly positive result (and one that I don't remember from the unpublished version, so I believe it was added).
The Dunfries brothers are interesting characters of this author's own creation. Dr. Dunfries, the elder of the two, is a respectable doctor. His brother, Peregrine, is a painter and a fop. His style of painting is shocking, to say the least, since his portraits are painted in a most revealing style.
As for romance... well, there's plenty of that in the mix, too. Hooded glances, light touches, sweet kisses, and then, on the wedding night of Darcy and Elizabeth, lovingly descriptive foreplay fading discreetly to the scene's end. I must add though, that I loved the awkwardness of Darcy and the good Colonel trying to explain the mysteries of the marriage bed to Mr. Collins with an unanticipated assist from Peregrine Dunfries.
This is a light, comical mixture of outrageous plot and in-depth studies of characters who really ARE characters! Just be sure you have time to invest when you sit down to read it. It's a long and bumpy ride!
June 13, 2017
I posted a review after reading this book on a fan fiction site. I wanted to reread it so as to be honest in posting a review for the now-published book. But the review is the one I posted for the unpublished book. The beginning events remind one of the game of Whisper Down the Lane during which words and phrases are twisted, turned and added to or taken from to give one a piece of news totally lacking any resemblance to the original news.
“It is a truth universally acknowledged that a gossip in possession of misheard tales, and desiring both a good wife and an eager audience, need only descend upon the sitting rooms of a small country town in order to find satisfaction.”
Thus begins one of the funniest P&P variations I have read to date. I can only imagine the author sitting in front of her computer, “tongue-in-cheek” and, while smiling to herself, pondering the acceptance of this outlandish tale of gossip galloping far away from the truth and then judgments made about the man considered to be in mourning for his intended bride among other things.
Mr. Collins is once again at the center of this maelstrom as in his obsequiousness to Lady Catherine, he spends his thoughts on how next to lick her boots rather than listen to exactly what she is saying. He hears the word “dead” and “my daughter” in the same sentence and when then told he must vacate the Hunsford Parsonage as Lady Catherine is vacating and locking up Rosings, he determines that she is in deep mourning and that Rosings would only remind her of her loss and grief and thus there is no longer a need for servants, attendants or even a vicar to attend her as she will be absent.
When she shows up in London and her family hears, ““I am bereaved, I am lost!” but then also learn of no ceremony, no service, even no headstone to be set, bewilderment sets in there also. Anne was sickly – is she now lost to the pox? Her mother is not forthcoming with any details.
One must read the beginning paragraphs very carefully to better a clear understanding as hints are there as to what may have occurred. Even though Georgiana, who has been building a better relationship with her cousin through correspondence, states, ““Anne cannot be dead, she is likely hiding from her mother”; those comments are dismissed.
Georgiana has been placed in London for misbehaving and it is not due to Wickham – another laughable situation which does not face the light of truth until later in the book. Darcy wants to find a wife, but thinks that in visiting his friend, Charles Bingley, he is on respite while in mourning for his cousin.
Upon Darcy's arriving in Hertfordshire Collins finds out about his presence in the neighborhood and identifies this man as the intended of his patroness's daughter and thus one to be greatly pitied as to his loss. Darcy knows he is not nor never intended to be the betrothed of Anne de Bourgh but he has not heard the rumors. Upon meeting the Bingleys, Jane and Elizabeth are told only that Darcy was fond of his cousin, while Jane later insists that this is the man mourning the loss of his intended as related by Mr. Collins.
There are some scenes which are just hilarious: imagine the Colonel and Darcy situated in a bedroom with thin walls and overhearing some newlyweds celebrating their joining in the physical delights of that state. I am laughing as I type remembering the Colonel’s words.
How confused Elizabeth is about Darcy’s conversations: she is thinking one thing and he is meaning another – yes, we have read of confusion between ODC before but this time it is tainted by the piece of gossip of which he is not aware. Then there is the fact that Darcy also jumps to his own conclusions when he espies Elizabeth with two young boys and, their father, an older man, and connects them in his mind to gossip he has heard about her engagement. So she is marrying a widower with two young boys? “Mrs. Bennet has mentioned an understanding with a gentleman.”
Darcy had previously made plans to visit two other estates in his search for a wife. Elizabeth learns of this. So each has judgments as to the state of the other’s heart. There is just so much coming and going and with gossip, and with opinions and with the withholding of plans we read much comedy here. I find myself unable to share all the mischief set down in this story.
Of course, there is more than one romance bubbling in this cauldron and not all is as you may suspect.
However, I can recommend it as one which will put a grin on your face from ear to ear and have you laughing out loud at some audacious goings on.
“It is a truth universally acknowledged that a gossip in possession of misheard tales, and desiring both a good wife and an eager audience, need only descend upon the sitting rooms of a small country town in order to find satisfaction.”
Thus begins one of the funniest P&P variations I have read to date. I can only imagine the author sitting in front of her computer, “tongue-in-cheek” and, while smiling to herself, pondering the acceptance of this outlandish tale of gossip galloping far away from the truth and then judgments made about the man considered to be in mourning for his intended bride among other things.
Mr. Collins is once again at the center of this maelstrom as in his obsequiousness to Lady Catherine, he spends his thoughts on how next to lick her boots rather than listen to exactly what she is saying. He hears the word “dead” and “my daughter” in the same sentence and when then told he must vacate the Hunsford Parsonage as Lady Catherine is vacating and locking up Rosings, he determines that she is in deep mourning and that Rosings would only remind her of her loss and grief and thus there is no longer a need for servants, attendants or even a vicar to attend her as she will be absent.
When she shows up in London and her family hears, ““I am bereaved, I am lost!” but then also learn of no ceremony, no service, even no headstone to be set, bewilderment sets in there also. Anne was sickly – is she now lost to the pox? Her mother is not forthcoming with any details.
One must read the beginning paragraphs very carefully to better a clear understanding as hints are there as to what may have occurred. Even though Georgiana, who has been building a better relationship with her cousin through correspondence, states, ““Anne cannot be dead, she is likely hiding from her mother”; those comments are dismissed.
Georgiana has been placed in London for misbehaving and it is not due to Wickham – another laughable situation which does not face the light of truth until later in the book. Darcy wants to find a wife, but thinks that in visiting his friend, Charles Bingley, he is on respite while in mourning for his cousin.
Upon Darcy's arriving in Hertfordshire Collins finds out about his presence in the neighborhood and identifies this man as the intended of his patroness's daughter and thus one to be greatly pitied as to his loss. Darcy knows he is not nor never intended to be the betrothed of Anne de Bourgh but he has not heard the rumors. Upon meeting the Bingleys, Jane and Elizabeth are told only that Darcy was fond of his cousin, while Jane later insists that this is the man mourning the loss of his intended as related by Mr. Collins.
There are some scenes which are just hilarious: imagine the Colonel and Darcy situated in a bedroom with thin walls and overhearing some newlyweds celebrating their joining in the physical delights of that state. I am laughing as I type remembering the Colonel’s words.
How confused Elizabeth is about Darcy’s conversations: she is thinking one thing and he is meaning another – yes, we have read of confusion between ODC before but this time it is tainted by the piece of gossip of which he is not aware. Then there is the fact that Darcy also jumps to his own conclusions when he espies Elizabeth with two young boys and, their father, an older man, and connects them in his mind to gossip he has heard about her engagement. So she is marrying a widower with two young boys? “Mrs. Bennet has mentioned an understanding with a gentleman.”
Darcy had previously made plans to visit two other estates in his search for a wife. Elizabeth learns of this. So each has judgments as to the state of the other’s heart. There is just so much coming and going and with gossip, and with opinions and with the withholding of plans we read much comedy here. I find myself unable to share all the mischief set down in this story.
Of course, there is more than one romance bubbling in this cauldron and not all is as you may suspect.
However, I can recommend it as one which will put a grin on your face from ear to ear and have you laughing out loud at some audacious goings on.
June 28, 2017
This is a fun and unique P&P what if that have the Fitzwilliams and deBoughs acting the fool. When Darcy arrives in Meryton he is identified as the Grieving groom mourning the death of his fiance and cousin Miss Anne deBourgh. He becomes good friends with Lizzy Bennet as they chaperone Jane & Bingley.
When he leaves Meryton to deal with some family problems Lizzy is immediately turned upon by her meddlesome, gossip mongering neighbors and she has to flee to the Gardiners. There she again meets up with Darcy who makes sure to introduce her to his sister and have the Gardiners for dinner.
But Lizzy doubts Mr. Darcy's consistency and continues to believe rumors and whispers rather than believe in the man himself. She kind of got on my last nerve for a bit. O course since Darcy is unwilling to reveal the entire story of his cousin, his aunt and the possible insanity in his mother's family she is forced to proceed with incorrect data.
When she returns to Longbourn Darcy must remain in London which gives us pages upon pages of self doubt and reflection from both. This is a story where you always know what everyone is thinking. There are chapters of going around a room or a table and revealing every person's innermost thoughts.
Jane is a regular quim in this story and it impacts her and Lizzy's relationship forever. Kitty and Lydia are a bit less silly.
Since I read this when it was FF I found myself less interested in finishing it as I would were it all new to me.
When he leaves Meryton to deal with some family problems Lizzy is immediately turned upon by her meddlesome, gossip mongering neighbors and she has to flee to the Gardiners. There she again meets up with Darcy who makes sure to introduce her to his sister and have the Gardiners for dinner.
But Lizzy doubts Mr. Darcy's consistency and continues to believe rumors and whispers rather than believe in the man himself. She kind of got on my last nerve for a bit. O course since Darcy is unwilling to reveal the entire story of his cousin, his aunt and the possible insanity in his mother's family she is forced to proceed with incorrect data.
When she returns to Longbourn Darcy must remain in London which gives us pages upon pages of self doubt and reflection from both. This is a story where you always know what everyone is thinking. There are chapters of going around a room or a table and revealing every person's innermost thoughts.
Jane is a regular quim in this story and it impacts her and Lizzy's relationship forever. Kitty and Lydia are a bit less silly.
Since I read this when it was FF I found myself less interested in finishing it as I would were it all new to me.
September 7, 2017
“When it comes to gossip, I have to readily admit men are as guilty as women.” Marilyn Monroe
It all started with a misunderstanding by Mr. Collins as he overheard a comment by Lady Catherine. Well, like a loosened pebble at the top of a hill, it started slowly, but gained speed as it descended the hill, taking debris with it, until it was a full-fledged avalanche.
“Strong minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, weak minds discuss people.” Socrates
Before I read this book, I had to first look up mendacity. It is falsehood, or the tendency to lie. Then I had to get myself into the proper mind frame for this story. Know going in that it is off canon… way off canon. There are a few threads that place Darcy in Hertfordshire along with all our beloved characters, but this is a very strange story. Some of the behaviors are OOC [out of character]; however, the author really pulled me into her variation and I could completely believe the actions and behaviors presented. OMG!!
If I could help someone enjoy this story… I will have accomplished my goal. I remember watching BBC comedy such as Monty Python and Benny Hill, which were our favorites. This reminded me of the bawdy humor of those British classics and once I recognized the farce of Ashton’s characters… I relaxed and simply enjoyed the story. The humor many times simply went over my head. It would then hit me and I’d think, ‘what did he say?’ My American ear was a little slow in realizing the humor. At first, I was so horrified by what was happening to Darcy and his family, that I forgot to enjoy simply enjoy the story. This was the Darcy—Fitzwilliam family doing damage control as their reputation and standing was at stake.
Rating: ??? ->PG13 for sure. That British humor can be deadly as their slang and profanity can easily go over the head of many readers, especially those in other countries. Having enjoyed those early BBC sitcoms, I was somewhat aware of it. It is all deadly innocent and yet, hilariously funny when you realize what was said. Like looking at a painting, until you realize what it actually is. Yep, you’ll understand.
Family:
“Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.” George Burns
For most JAFF stories, variations and re-imaginings, the focus is usually on Elizabeth and her ridiculous relations. She is forced to deal with the embarrassment and outrageous behavior of not one but most of her family as their behavior makes her blush in the presence of Mr. Darcy.
“Never judge someone by their relatives.” Charles Martin, Chasing Fireflies: A Novel of Discovery.
This time, it is Mr. Darcy’s turn to blush. OMG!! We delve deep into the dynamics of the Fitzwilliam, de Bourgh and Darcy families. Who are they and what the heck happened to Anne? OMG!! I loved this part of the story. I absolutely howled with laughter as our dear Colonel and Darcy attempted to do damage control within the family. When they traveled to Rosings to investigate… and what they found… it was hilarious. Way to go Anne. Bless her heart. I’ve never seen this side to her and as horrified as I was… I couldn’t be happier for her. OMG!! It was hilarious. I think Darcy and our dear Colonel may be scared for life. I know I am. There are some pictures [you’ll understand] that I can’t get out of my head. What fun.
I have to admit that I loved Lord and Lady Matlock and their other son [elder brother to the Colonel]. I’ll never think the same again regarding Thursdays. Our dear Colonel was so good with his family and their quirks. Look out for the glassware when Lord Matlock is in a snit. That was so funny.
“In small towns, news travels at the speed of boredom.” Carlos Ruiz Zafón
Wickham had joined the militia in Hertfordshire and upon hearing that Darcy had been in the area, was busy trashing his reputation to any and all the denizens of Meryton… especially Mrs. Phillips and all of her ilk. Poor Darcy was seen as the worst of men and because he had been at Longbourn with Bingley, that put the reputation of Miss Elizabeth Bennet into question. Really???
“Don’t waste your time with explanations: people only hear what they want to hear.” Paulo Coelho
The people of Meryton had known Lizzy since birth, and now suddenly questioned her reputation. This was such a blow to her and I don’t blame her. However, our girl conducted herself with all the grace and dignity that we love in Elizabeth.
“If a man’s character is to be abused, say what you will, there’s nobody like a relative to do the business.” William Makepeace Thackeray, Vanity Fair
Mr. Collins was a big part in the spreading of gossip and scandal throughout the dining rooms of Meryton society. He just couldn’t help himself. Elizabeth was fair game. She had chosen to stand by Mr. Darcy over him and he was not having any of that.
This story was about gossip, rumor, scandal, damage control, family bonds, and finding true love. There are scenes between our dear couple [ODC] that would melt a heart of stone. I loved their interactions and how they trusted each other and came to that realization of love. This was so cute. There was a most delightful epilogue and it was hilarious.
I won this from Meryton Press and this is an honest review.
It all started with a misunderstanding by Mr. Collins as he overheard a comment by Lady Catherine. Well, like a loosened pebble at the top of a hill, it started slowly, but gained speed as it descended the hill, taking debris with it, until it was a full-fledged avalanche.
“Strong minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, weak minds discuss people.” Socrates
Before I read this book, I had to first look up mendacity. It is falsehood, or the tendency to lie. Then I had to get myself into the proper mind frame for this story. Know going in that it is off canon… way off canon. There are a few threads that place Darcy in Hertfordshire along with all our beloved characters, but this is a very strange story. Some of the behaviors are OOC [out of character]; however, the author really pulled me into her variation and I could completely believe the actions and behaviors presented. OMG!!
If I could help someone enjoy this story… I will have accomplished my goal. I remember watching BBC comedy such as Monty Python and Benny Hill, which were our favorites. This reminded me of the bawdy humor of those British classics and once I recognized the farce of Ashton’s characters… I relaxed and simply enjoyed the story. The humor many times simply went over my head. It would then hit me and I’d think, ‘what did he say?’ My American ear was a little slow in realizing the humor. At first, I was so horrified by what was happening to Darcy and his family, that I forgot to enjoy simply enjoy the story. This was the Darcy—Fitzwilliam family doing damage control as their reputation and standing was at stake.
Rating: ??? ->PG13 for sure. That British humor can be deadly as their slang and profanity can easily go over the head of many readers, especially those in other countries. Having enjoyed those early BBC sitcoms, I was somewhat aware of it. It is all deadly innocent and yet, hilariously funny when you realize what was said. Like looking at a painting, until you realize what it actually is. Yep, you’ll understand.
Family:
“Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.” George Burns
For most JAFF stories, variations and re-imaginings, the focus is usually on Elizabeth and her ridiculous relations. She is forced to deal with the embarrassment and outrageous behavior of not one but most of her family as their behavior makes her blush in the presence of Mr. Darcy.
“Never judge someone by their relatives.” Charles Martin, Chasing Fireflies: A Novel of Discovery.
This time, it is Mr. Darcy’s turn to blush. OMG!! We delve deep into the dynamics of the Fitzwilliam, de Bourgh and Darcy families. Who are they and what the heck happened to Anne? OMG!! I loved this part of the story. I absolutely howled with laughter as our dear Colonel and Darcy attempted to do damage control within the family. When they traveled to Rosings to investigate… and what they found… it was hilarious. Way to go Anne. Bless her heart. I’ve never seen this side to her and as horrified as I was… I couldn’t be happier for her. OMG!! It was hilarious. I think Darcy and our dear Colonel may be scared for life. I know I am. There are some pictures [you’ll understand] that I can’t get out of my head. What fun.
I have to admit that I loved Lord and Lady Matlock and their other son [elder brother to the Colonel]. I’ll never think the same again regarding Thursdays. Our dear Colonel was so good with his family and their quirks. Look out for the glassware when Lord Matlock is in a snit. That was so funny.
“In small towns, news travels at the speed of boredom.” Carlos Ruiz Zafón
Wickham had joined the militia in Hertfordshire and upon hearing that Darcy had been in the area, was busy trashing his reputation to any and all the denizens of Meryton… especially Mrs. Phillips and all of her ilk. Poor Darcy was seen as the worst of men and because he had been at Longbourn with Bingley, that put the reputation of Miss Elizabeth Bennet into question. Really???
“Don’t waste your time with explanations: people only hear what they want to hear.” Paulo Coelho
The people of Meryton had known Lizzy since birth, and now suddenly questioned her reputation. This was such a blow to her and I don’t blame her. However, our girl conducted herself with all the grace and dignity that we love in Elizabeth.
“If a man’s character is to be abused, say what you will, there’s nobody like a relative to do the business.” William Makepeace Thackeray, Vanity Fair
Mr. Collins was a big part in the spreading of gossip and scandal throughout the dining rooms of Meryton society. He just couldn’t help himself. Elizabeth was fair game. She had chosen to stand by Mr. Darcy over him and he was not having any of that.
This story was about gossip, rumor, scandal, damage control, family bonds, and finding true love. There are scenes between our dear couple [ODC] that would melt a heart of stone. I loved their interactions and how they trusted each other and came to that realization of love. This was so cute. There was a most delightful epilogue and it was hilarious.
I won this from Meryton Press and this is an honest review.
August 10, 2017
"Oh Mr. Collins!"
What can go wrong did go wrong in this absolutely hilarious tongue-in-cheek tale of Darcy's pursuit for a wife which will have you laughing and cringing throughout!
Lady Catherine is in high dundgeon and has ordered Mr. Collins to 'vacate her lands and leave her in peace'. All he really knows is Lady Catherine has stated that her daughter Anne 'is dead to her'! He takes that literally and spreads the news throughout Meryton accordingly. All Darcy and the Fitzwilliam family know is that Anne de Bourgh is dead. Their feelings on this and their family in general bring references of fruit...
"He cared for Anne as he might have cared for a piece of fruit. She had been enjoyable when in season, but when her temperment turned dark and surly - as it so often had - Anne had a sour bite to her personality."
The only one not believing Anne is dead is Georgiana but no one takes her seriously for she is having her own troubles. So Darcy embarks on a quest to find a wife! However, in his first stop to visit Bingley and his sisters at Netherfield, he is completely smitten with Elizabeth. However, the path to true love is completely littered with innuendo, misunderstandings, misinformation and family dynamics...most of all Lady Catherine!
There is so much that I loved in this story! The humorous banter throughout by many of the characters had me laughing out loud! Darcy's feelings, Elizabeth's thoughts, the irreverent and bawdy Colonel Fitzwilliam with a rather distinctive feature, the importance of Thursdays, the visit to the parsonage to determine what exactly has happened at Rosings was hilarious, and 'The Letter'. I could go on and on...Miss Bingley's affect on Kitty Bennet, how paintings play a role, intrigue with a footman, the menagerie and so much more!
I highly recommend this comedic tale and Darcy's quest (with the help from the ever cheeky Colonel Fitzwilliam) surrounding the mystery of Anne de Bourgh and finally making Elizabeth his wife! I also loved the cover art!
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November 3, 2017Review originally posted on Diary of an Eccentric
J.L. Ashton knocked it out of the park with her second variation of Jane Austen’s Pride and Prejudice. Her latest novel, Mendacity & Mourning, was so very different from other variations I’ve read. From the mysterious death of Anne de Bourgh that has Mr. Darcy known around Meryton as the “Grieving Groom,” to the odious (and odorous) Mr. Collins as a gossipmonger who causes all sorts of trouble for the Darcys, Fitzwilliams, and Bennets, to the bawdy humor of Colonel Fitzwilliam, and even a menagerie, I devoured this book every chance I could get.
In the midst of Darcy’s guilt and grief over his cousin, he plans to find himself a wife. He visits Netherfield for a bit of downtime, and there he meets the family of his friend Bingley’s beloved Jane. Darcy is instantly captivated by Elizabeth Bennet but believes her promised to another. Elizabeth is confused by Darcy’s attentions toward her, believing him to be mourning the cousin who was supposed to be his wife. This is just the beginning of a whirlwind of gossip, scandals, and misunderstandings that conspire to keep them apart.
Ashton really shakes things up with her portrayal of the de Bourghs and Mr. Collins, and I enjoyed watching it all unfold. Although a simple heart-to-heart conversation between our dear couple could have sped things up a bit, I was too busy laughing at everything else going on to care. The book blurb describes Mendacity & Mourning as a “slightly unhinged romantic comedy,” and it certainly is that and more! I don’t want to say too much because you really just need to read it and go with the flow, and half the fun is having no idea where the story will take you next. I can’t wait to read more from Ashton in the future.
I received a free copy of this book for review.
J.L. Ashton knocked it out of the park with her second variation of Jane Austen’s Pride and Prejudice. Her latest novel, Mendacity & Mourning, was so very different from other variations I’ve read. From the mysterious death of Anne de Bourgh that has Mr. Darcy known around Meryton as the “Grieving Groom,” to the odious (and odorous) Mr. Collins as a gossipmonger who causes all sorts of trouble for the Darcys, Fitzwilliams, and Bennets, to the bawdy humor of Colonel Fitzwilliam, and even a menagerie, I devoured this book every chance I could get.
In the midst of Darcy’s guilt and grief over his cousin, he plans to find himself a wife. He visits Netherfield for a bit of downtime, and there he meets the family of his friend Bingley’s beloved Jane. Darcy is instantly captivated by Elizabeth Bennet but believes her promised to another. Elizabeth is confused by Darcy’s attentions toward her, believing him to be mourning the cousin who was supposed to be his wife. This is just the beginning of a whirlwind of gossip, scandals, and misunderstandings that conspire to keep them apart.
Ashton really shakes things up with her portrayal of the de Bourghs and Mr. Collins, and I enjoyed watching it all unfold. Although a simple heart-to-heart conversation between our dear couple could have sped things up a bit, I was too busy laughing at everything else going on to care. The book blurb describes Mendacity & Mourning as a “slightly unhinged romantic comedy,” and it certainly is that and more! I don’t want to say too much because you really just need to read it and go with the flow, and half the fun is having no idea where the story will take you next. I can’t wait to read more from Ashton in the future.
I received a free copy of this book for review.
July 21, 2021
What a treat!
Reviewed in Canada on February 7, 2019
So refreshing to read a variation without the usual numerous misunderstandings between E&D. I love the way they spoke to one another without the arguing, even though my favorite will always be the original. This tale has so many funny moments. The writing is wonderful. Even though some things don’t go quite right, we are spared the frustration of having to read the repetitive tale of Lydia and Wickham, thankfully absent in this story. Loved it!
First read via Kindle Unlimited February 7, 2019
Second Read February 14, 2020 when purchased for library. This is one of my all-time favourite JAFF.
July 19, 20, 2021 - Audiobook
This book is laugh-out-loud funny! I never tire of it, and the performance of David Pickering is the icing on the cake. He perfectly executes the bawdy Fitzwilliams and the dry Darcy humour. Such a fun book and the audiobook nicely brings it to life.
Reviewed in Canada on February 7, 2019
So refreshing to read a variation without the usual numerous misunderstandings between E&D. I love the way they spoke to one another without the arguing, even though my favorite will always be the original. This tale has so many funny moments. The writing is wonderful. Even though some things don’t go quite right, we are spared the frustration of having to read the repetitive tale of Lydia and Wickham, thankfully absent in this story. Loved it!
First read via Kindle Unlimited February 7, 2019
Second Read February 14, 2020 when purchased for library. This is one of my all-time favourite JAFF.
July 19, 20, 2021 - Audiobook
This book is laugh-out-loud funny! I never tire of it, and the performance of David Pickering is the icing on the cake. He perfectly executes the bawdy Fitzwilliams and the dry Darcy humour. Such a fun book and the audiobook nicely brings it to life.
June 22, 2017
I thoroughly enjoyed this novel. The author did a great job keeping the reader interested in the plot and at times, you had a few great laughs, especially from Colonel Richard and his father. Naturally, you also got to see the true side of Lady Catherine DeBourgh however in the end, she came around to accept her daughter's family.
As you read, remember how important Thursdays are for Robert Fitzwilliam and Mr. Hurst. I thought that part was hilarious. Georgianna wondered about that and didn't understand.
There were lies, mistruths, and misunderstandings along the way.
I also enjoyed the part of the novel the way Rev. Collins was portrayed and the way Darcy took him in hand.
I also thought the author did a wonderful job of incorporating fruit types into the novel. It brought a few chuckles along the way.
Love blossomed for many in this novel and Mr. Bennet did pick out a favorite son-in-law. I also like the way Kitty and Lydia were portrayed in the novel.
I highly recommend this novel for anyone that wants an excellent plot and with some laughs along the way.
A job well done by this author.
As you read, remember how important Thursdays are for Robert Fitzwilliam and Mr. Hurst. I thought that part was hilarious. Georgianna wondered about that and didn't understand.
There were lies, mistruths, and misunderstandings along the way.
I also enjoyed the part of the novel the way Rev. Collins was portrayed and the way Darcy took him in hand.
I also thought the author did a wonderful job of incorporating fruit types into the novel. It brought a few chuckles along the way.
Love blossomed for many in this novel and Mr. Bennet did pick out a favorite son-in-law. I also like the way Kitty and Lydia were portrayed in the novel.
I highly recommend this novel for anyone that wants an excellent plot and with some laughs along the way.
A job well done by this author.
June 30, 2019
It is a romp?
Proof the story is a romp:
Lots of puns, double entendres, word play to make one smile.
Characters are forgiven by the end of the story.
There is quite a lot of bawdyness.
Proof the story is not a romp:
Lady Catherine slaps Darcy and a ring leaves a one inch wound.
Jane tries to convince Lizzy to marry Collins.
Jane and Lizzy are never close again.
All of Meryton turns on Lizzy and gossips of her being ruined Which hurts her and Darcy.
I didn’t like the story because it was ridiculous, like a romp, in lots of the story but was mixed with serious themes now and then, making the reading experience jarring.
Proof the story is a romp:
Lots of puns, double entendres, word play to make one smile.
Characters are forgiven by the end of the story.
There is quite a lot of bawdyness.
Proof the story is not a romp:
Lady Catherine slaps Darcy and a ring leaves a one inch wound.
Jane tries to convince Lizzy to marry Collins.
Jane and Lizzy are never close again.
All of Meryton turns on Lizzy and gossips of her being ruined Which hurts her and Darcy.
I didn’t like the story because it was ridiculous, like a romp, in lots of the story but was mixed with serious themes now and then, making the reading experience jarring.
June 15, 2017
It's disconcerting the manner in which modern slang is tossed in randomly.
The story is okay. Misunderstandings abound and no one speaks with clarity or sense. Except for Richard who is disgustingly course and of no use to the story other than to make crass, crude remarks. If you enjoy that sort of talk, read away.
The story is okay. Misunderstandings abound and no one speaks with clarity or sense. Except for Richard who is disgustingly course and of no use to the story other than to make crass, crude remarks. If you enjoy that sort of talk, read away.
November 2, 2021
This Pride and Prejudice variation could be renamed - Who ever made their family ridiculous. There were so many misunderstandings and over the top relatives that there was no real reason for angst in this story. Darcy is visiting Netherfield under different circumstances from canon and meets Elizabeth while trying to avoid family drama. Idle gossip from Mr. Collins and Mr. Wickham of course seal his fate so that no one in town likes him but Elizabeth. After each determines that there is more to the story and their mutual attraction, they find themselves slowly finding their happily ever after.
I found myself laughing out loud at the interactions between Darcy and his cousin Fitzwilliam. This is by far the best relationship in the story. The author also wrote a much different Jane which was uncomfortable at times, but fit the story. The story also features a great wrap up in the epilogue.
I found myself laughing out loud at the interactions between Darcy and his cousin Fitzwilliam. This is by far the best relationship in the story. The author also wrote a much different Jane which was uncomfortable at times, but fit the story. The story also features a great wrap up in the epilogue.
June 29, 2017
3.5 Stars. It was ok
February 25, 2022
Another one waiting and calling to me from my TBR, and another one I wish I'd read sooner! Just think of the enjoyable rereads I could've had since I first bought this!
Mendacity & Mourning, **Highly recommended** is so convoluted as to be ridiculous, so angsty at times; yet so hilarious and downright bawdy and naughty. This story wouldn't pass the Regency-only language purists, but la, the best way I could describe the male members of this story is...Boys will be boys.... Ha! The ending of the book was so uplifting it left me with a sighing smile. I will definitely turn to this when I need a diversion.
Yes, there were the usual villains or in some cases more nemesis than 'villain.' Wickham spreading lies, different ones than canon but just as damaging and more. Lady Catherine was bat-guano crazy!! Collins? Oh my golly what a dangerous utter fool. Just once I wanted someone's take-down of him (there were multiple, and unheeded,) to include: "Take a bath, Sir!!!" Those would've probably been unheeded as well. Dense? Are you kidding me? Mrs. Bennet was funny, even though she was acting her usual matchmaking self and in her usual blind direction. But I kind of had to feel sorry for her on occasion. I loved this lazy old Mr. Bennet.
I'm trying my best here to give a reader some enticement without spoilers, and hope I've succeeded. I just loved this. Don't wait around like I did. You'd be missing a great read!
Mendacity & Mourning, **Highly recommended** is so convoluted as to be ridiculous, so angsty at times; yet so hilarious and downright bawdy and naughty. This story wouldn't pass the Regency-only language purists, but la, the best way I could describe the male members of this story is...Boys will be boys.... Ha! The ending of the book was so uplifting it left me with a sighing smile. I will definitely turn to this when I need a diversion.
Yes, there were the usual villains or in some cases more nemesis than 'villain.' Wickham spreading lies, different ones than canon but just as damaging and more. Lady Catherine was bat-guano crazy!! Collins? Oh my golly what a dangerous utter fool. Just once I wanted someone's take-down of him (there were multiple, and unheeded,) to include: "Take a bath, Sir!!!" Those would've probably been unheeded as well. Dense? Are you kidding me? Mrs. Bennet was funny, even though she was acting her usual matchmaking self and in her usual blind direction. But I kind of had to feel sorry for her on occasion. I loved this lazy old Mr. Bennet.
I'm trying my best here to give a reader some enticement without spoilers, and hope I've succeeded. I just loved this. Don't wait around like I did. You'd be missing a great read!
October 18, 2017
Misunderstanding and rumours started by Collins cause problems for Darcy and the Fitzwilliam families, especially in Darcy's hopeful relationship with Elizabeth Bennet.
I liked the portrayal of all the Fitzwilliam family especially the Colonel but was really disappointed that Mary was married off to Collins, a big no for me. I had to then quickly scan the book to the end to see if she would be saved but no.
I liked the portrayal of all the Fitzwilliam family especially the Colonel but was really disappointed that Mary was married off to Collins, a big no for me. I had to then quickly scan the book to the end to see if she would be saved but no.
March 16, 2021
My feelings are quite similar to James's who reviewed this earlier.
However, I will add, this book could be used as a drinking game. Every time a word of slang, name calling, double entandres is used, you take a drink. By halfway through all the readers would be smashed, sozzled, tipsied, bamboozled, pissed, drunk, intoxicated, inebriated, sotted, tippled, sloshed, tanked, juiced or wasted, etc etc....
It's a fun read, just not my cup of tea. The best part was the epilogue!
However, I will add, this book could be used as a drinking game. Every time a word of slang, name calling, double entandres is used, you take a drink. By halfway through all the readers would be smashed, sozzled, tipsied, bamboozled, pissed, drunk, intoxicated, inebriated, sotted, tippled, sloshed, tanked, juiced or wasted, etc etc....
It's a fun read, just not my cup of tea. The best part was the epilogue!
September 8, 2023
This was good. The sudden twist of Jane’s character kind of came out of nowhere in the second half of the book, and seemed pretty inexplicable to me. I’m not against changes to Jane’s character in variations but I prefer for there to be consistency within the variation itself…
This entire review has been hidden because of spoilers.
July 29, 2019
What If Mr. Darcy Came to Meryton In Mourning For His Cousin?
TYPE OF NOVEL: Pride and Prejudice Variation
TIME FRAME: Begins with Mr. Darcy’s arrival in Netherfield
SYNOPSIS: Mr. Darcy’s cousin, Anne de Bourgh has unexpectedly passed away, and in order to escape his gloomy and guilty thoughts, Mr. Darcy accepts several invitations to visit friends at their estates this summer – one being his good friend Mr. Bingley. In addition to enjoying a respite from mourning, Mr. Darcy – realizing that life can be cut short – plans to seriously start searching for a wife. Although he doesn’t hold out much hope for finding a wife in Meryton… But what happens when Lady Catherine’s gossiping parson precedes Mr. Darcy’s arrival to Meryton and spreads a story about Mr. Darcy losing his betrothed – Anne de Bourgh? What will the people of Meryton think when this supposed “Grieving Groom” is caught smiling in the company of Elizabeth Bennet or seen dancing at a ball?
WHAT I LOVED:
- An Inventive and Dramatic Premise: What an intriguing impetuous for this variation! Killing off a character always reproduces such interesting ripples of change. Although in this case, the ripples are more surprising than you’d expect! What perhaps is the most amusing about this premise is that the actions of Anne, Lady C, and Mr. Collins are completely believable. I could see them all reacting to events and situations in this manner.
- Interesting Misconceptions: Since Mr. Darcy doesn’t first meet Elizabeth Bennet at a crowded assembly when he is in ill humor, they are quick to form a favorable first impression of each other. But due to some misinformation and mistaken observations, both Darcy and Elizabeth believe something completely incorrect about each other. I loved seeing their friendship form – they are adorable together! But it was maddening to see them both believe there couldn’t be more between them! 😉 I thoroughly enjoyed their reactions when the truth was finally revealed!
- Infectious Fun: This variation is farcical, bawdy, and at times a bit over-the-top! While it may seem a little outlandish at some points, this tale was written to amuse and produce many laughs. I enjoyed much of the tongue-and-cheek humor and hilarity that ensues during this story. Readers should definitely suspend their disbelief a little to best enjoy the comical events that take place in this farce!
- The Fitzwilliam Bloodlines: We all know the Bennets are often full of chaos and absurdity, but what would it be like if the Fitzwilliam family was just as eccentric? – And perhaps even a little mad? It would be hysterical, right? And poor Mr. Darcy has to help manage and deal with them all! I enjoyed this unique spotlight and characterization of the Fitzwilliam family and their interesting proclivities. I think my favorite Fitzwilliam family member (aside from Colonel Fitzwilliam who is always a favorite) would be Anne, she was definitely a surprise.
WHAT I WASN’T TOO FOND OF:
- A Delayed Journey to HEA: After some misunderstandings are cleared up between Darcy and Elizabeth there should have been little impeding their paths to a declaration and engagement. And yet, there was a good amount of time and what felt like unnecessary delay, such as Elizabeth continued uncertainty of Darcy’s character and length of time it take for Mr. Darcy to fully explaining everything. It felt like some developments were prolonged too much and sometimes the activity in between wasn’t as engaging.
- Sometimes Repetitious: There are some jokes or descriptors that are used very often in this story – whether to describe the way Mr. Collins smells, the Fitzwilliams penchant for fruit metaphors, or Mr. Darcy’s apparently intense interest in clouds. While I do appreciate such interesting and creative details about these characters it did start to feel redundant to see them mentioned so frequently.
NOTE: Some use of innuendo and allusions to amorous activity. I would recommend for readers over the age of 14.
CONCLUSION:
Filled with outlandish relations, dramatic developments, and hilarious twists – Mendacity and Mourning is a comical Regency romp that is sure to entertain readers who “dearly love a laugh.” Kudos to Ms. Ashton for penning such an outrageously fun story!
Austenesque Reviews
TYPE OF NOVEL: Pride and Prejudice Variation
TIME FRAME: Begins with Mr. Darcy’s arrival in Netherfield
SYNOPSIS: Mr. Darcy’s cousin, Anne de Bourgh has unexpectedly passed away, and in order to escape his gloomy and guilty thoughts, Mr. Darcy accepts several invitations to visit friends at their estates this summer – one being his good friend Mr. Bingley. In addition to enjoying a respite from mourning, Mr. Darcy – realizing that life can be cut short – plans to seriously start searching for a wife. Although he doesn’t hold out much hope for finding a wife in Meryton… But what happens when Lady Catherine’s gossiping parson precedes Mr. Darcy’s arrival to Meryton and spreads a story about Mr. Darcy losing his betrothed – Anne de Bourgh? What will the people of Meryton think when this supposed “Grieving Groom” is caught smiling in the company of Elizabeth Bennet or seen dancing at a ball?
WHAT I LOVED:
- An Inventive and Dramatic Premise: What an intriguing impetuous for this variation! Killing off a character always reproduces such interesting ripples of change. Although in this case, the ripples are more surprising than you’d expect! What perhaps is the most amusing about this premise is that the actions of Anne, Lady C, and Mr. Collins are completely believable. I could see them all reacting to events and situations in this manner.
- Interesting Misconceptions: Since Mr. Darcy doesn’t first meet Elizabeth Bennet at a crowded assembly when he is in ill humor, they are quick to form a favorable first impression of each other. But due to some misinformation and mistaken observations, both Darcy and Elizabeth believe something completely incorrect about each other. I loved seeing their friendship form – they are adorable together! But it was maddening to see them both believe there couldn’t be more between them! 😉 I thoroughly enjoyed their reactions when the truth was finally revealed!
- Infectious Fun: This variation is farcical, bawdy, and at times a bit over-the-top! While it may seem a little outlandish at some points, this tale was written to amuse and produce many laughs. I enjoyed much of the tongue-and-cheek humor and hilarity that ensues during this story. Readers should definitely suspend their disbelief a little to best enjoy the comical events that take place in this farce!
- The Fitzwilliam Bloodlines: We all know the Bennets are often full of chaos and absurdity, but what would it be like if the Fitzwilliam family was just as eccentric? – And perhaps even a little mad? It would be hysterical, right? And poor Mr. Darcy has to help manage and deal with them all! I enjoyed this unique spotlight and characterization of the Fitzwilliam family and their interesting proclivities. I think my favorite Fitzwilliam family member (aside from Colonel Fitzwilliam who is always a favorite) would be Anne, she was definitely a surprise.
WHAT I WASN’T TOO FOND OF:
- A Delayed Journey to HEA: After some misunderstandings are cleared up between Darcy and Elizabeth there should have been little impeding their paths to a declaration and engagement. And yet, there was a good amount of time and what felt like unnecessary delay, such as Elizabeth continued uncertainty of Darcy’s character and length of time it take for Mr. Darcy to fully explaining everything. It felt like some developments were prolonged too much and sometimes the activity in between wasn’t as engaging.
- Sometimes Repetitious: There are some jokes or descriptors that are used very often in this story – whether to describe the way Mr. Collins smells, the Fitzwilliams penchant for fruit metaphors, or Mr. Darcy’s apparently intense interest in clouds. While I do appreciate such interesting and creative details about these characters it did start to feel redundant to see them mentioned so frequently.
NOTE: Some use of innuendo and allusions to amorous activity. I would recommend for readers over the age of 14.
CONCLUSION:
Filled with outlandish relations, dramatic developments, and hilarious twists – Mendacity and Mourning is a comical Regency romp that is sure to entertain readers who “dearly love a laugh.” Kudos to Ms. Ashton for penning such an outrageously fun story!
Austenesque Reviews
March 13, 2025
Status: Read March 4-13, 2025 via audible edition
Rating: ⭐⭐⭐
My Library Notes:
Mendacity & Mourning
by J.L. Ashton, Jan Ashton
Paperback, First Edition, 300 pages
Published June 16, 2017 by Meryton Press
ISBN13: 978-1681310176 / ISBN: 1681310171
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a gossip in possession of misheard tales and desirous of both a good wife and an eager audience need only descend upon the sitting rooms of a small country town in order to find satisfaction. And with a push from Lady Catherine, Mr. Collins sets alight a series of misunderstandings, rumors, and lies that create obstacles to a romance between Fitzwilliam Darcy and Elizabeth Bennet.
This slightly unhinged romantic comedy follows Darcy as he sets off to find himself a wife and instead finds himself pulled into the mire of his aunt’s machinations and his own fascination with Elizabeth, whom he believes betrothed to another. As Meryton judges him the grieving groom of Anne de Bourgh and a caddish dallier with the hearts of others, Darcy must ferret out the truth behind his cousin’s disappearance, protect his sister from the fretful fate of all Fitzwilliam females, and most importantly, win Elizabeth’s heart.
Mendacity & Mourning
by Jan Ashton, David Pickering (Narrator)
Audible Audio, Unabridged, 12 pages
Published April 8, 2020 by Quills & Quartos Publishing
ASIN: B086WKN9N4
Listening Length: 11 hours and 42 minutes
Rating: ⭐⭐⭐
My Library Notes:
Mendacity & Mourning
by J.L. Ashton, Jan Ashton
Paperback, First Edition, 300 pages
Published June 16, 2017 by Meryton Press
ISBN13: 978-1681310176 / ISBN: 1681310171
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a gossip in possession of misheard tales and desirous of both a good wife and an eager audience need only descend upon the sitting rooms of a small country town in order to find satisfaction. And with a push from Lady Catherine, Mr. Collins sets alight a series of misunderstandings, rumors, and lies that create obstacles to a romance between Fitzwilliam Darcy and Elizabeth Bennet.
This slightly unhinged romantic comedy follows Darcy as he sets off to find himself a wife and instead finds himself pulled into the mire of his aunt’s machinations and his own fascination with Elizabeth, whom he believes betrothed to another. As Meryton judges him the grieving groom of Anne de Bourgh and a caddish dallier with the hearts of others, Darcy must ferret out the truth behind his cousin’s disappearance, protect his sister from the fretful fate of all Fitzwilliam females, and most importantly, win Elizabeth’s heart.
Mendacity & Mourning
by Jan Ashton, David Pickering (Narrator)
Audible Audio, Unabridged, 12 pages
Published April 8, 2020 by Quills & Quartos Publishing
ASIN: B086WKN9N4
Listening Length: 11 hours and 42 minutes
August 13, 2017
Mendacity and Mourning
Cleverly written with hilarious dialogue and scenes throughout the book. Misunderstandings, rumors, outright lies, and distorted truths help set the tone of this book. Misconstrued words spoken as truths cause some major stumbling blocks for some of the major characters in the story, but as each falsehood is refuted, the truth finding appears. I loved both Elizabeth and Darcy's determination to find happiness once misconceptions about Elizabeth Bennet marital status is straightened out and error of the mourning betrothed is corrected. Drawn to each other by common interests, Darcy thwarts his uncle's desires, Caroline's manipulations, and Wickham's schemes and falls in love with his witty Elizabeth and pursues her in London and Meryton. Interference from Fitzwilliam family concerns create confusion for the couple, but by truthful disclosure, the besotted couple finally head for the altar. Anne de Bourgh has a total character transformation in the story, a bit crazy and so different from most Pride and Prejudice Variations.
Cleverly written with hilarious dialogue and scenes throughout the book. Misunderstandings, rumors, outright lies, and distorted truths help set the tone of this book. Misconstrued words spoken as truths cause some major stumbling blocks for some of the major characters in the story, but as each falsehood is refuted, the truth finding appears. I loved both Elizabeth and Darcy's determination to find happiness once misconceptions about Elizabeth Bennet marital status is straightened out and error of the mourning betrothed is corrected. Drawn to each other by common interests, Darcy thwarts his uncle's desires, Caroline's manipulations, and Wickham's schemes and falls in love with his witty Elizabeth and pursues her in London and Meryton. Interference from Fitzwilliam family concerns create confusion for the couple, but by truthful disclosure, the besotted couple finally head for the altar. Anne de Bourgh has a total character transformation in the story, a bit crazy and so different from most Pride and Prejudice Variations.
February 14, 2020
Misunderstandings and complex situations abound in this newest JAFF offering from J. L. Ashton. This book did start off a bit slow for me but it did pick up once I got about thirty percent into it. The Fitzwilliam and Darcy families end up having a crisis where Anne de Bourgh is dead but not dead. Darcy thinks that Elizabeth is engaged to her Uncle Gardiner (he doesn't realize that he's her uncle) and Collins is an idiot like usual.
I really enjoyed this book even though some parts of it did drag for me. Specifically it was about the first thirty percent of the book. Things end up like they should by the end of the book with two surprise couples. I found Colonel Fitzwilliam to be the best character in the book with his snarky comebacks and observations.
*2nd Reading February 2020*
I really enjoyed this book more the second time around.
I really enjoyed this book even though some parts of it did drag for me. Specifically it was about the first thirty percent of the book. Things end up like they should by the end of the book with two surprise couples. I found Colonel Fitzwilliam to be the best character in the book with his snarky comebacks and observations.
*2nd Reading February 2020*
I really enjoyed this book more the second time around.
May 28, 2018
This book starts with the death of Anne de Bourgh. Darcy arrives in Hartfordshire and is believed to be the 'grieving groom' - which if course he isn't - so his conduct and behaviour does not go down well in Meryton as they believe he us 'dallying' with Lizzy's affections which causes complications for her. He believes she is engaged to someone already so thought he could be friends with her without any complications.... will this man never learn??!!
There is some really good humour in this book, it is very funny - most of which is at Colonel Fitzwilliam's expense.
It's good, but it's not great. I enjoyed it, it's a bit repetitive in places and some of the jokes are the same... but I liked it anyway!
There is some really good humour in this book, it is very funny - most of which is at Colonel Fitzwilliam's expense.
It's good, but it's not great. I enjoyed it, it's a bit repetitive in places and some of the jokes are the same... but I liked it anyway!
November 5, 2018
Tempted to give it one
I can see how there author is trying to be clever with this prose but, frankly, it is wearing on me. Maybe would do well in a short story but I am tired of it. Also, how does a slap on the cheek result in a one-inch cut? More explanation at time of the action is required there. And how does Lizzy know avoir it before she has seen him? She would not listen to gossip about him at this point! And the book is a bit too bawdy for my taste.
I can see how there author is trying to be clever with this prose but, frankly, it is wearing on me. Maybe would do well in a short story but I am tired of it. Also, how does a slap on the cheek result in a one-inch cut? More explanation at time of the action is required there. And how does Lizzy know avoir it before she has seen him? She would not listen to gossip about him at this point! And the book is a bit too bawdy for my taste.
February 10, 2019
Needs a good edit and at least half the length cut out. Skimmed over chunks of it. Wouldn’t recommend.
March 11, 2021
LOL
This was such a fun read. Really laughed out loud and shed some hilarious tears. There were no real villains, a little but of angst and several Happily Ever Afters. Definitely one I could reread.
This was such a fun read. Really laughed out loud and shed some hilarious tears. There were no real villains, a little but of angst and several Happily Ever Afters. Definitely one I could reread.
April 3, 2024
Too long and repetitive. The “humor” quickly became tiresome.
January 30, 2018
Thrilling, funny and saucy read. Exciting plot but a tad weak, at least Elizabeth's reason for rejecting Darcy. Would have benefited from a little pruning in the latter half.
Darcy is mourning/guilt ridden after lady Cathrine has pronounced her daughter dead, at least to her, as she has run off with a painter, married and is expecting a rather early child... The latter, she has not told her family who presume that Anne is dead.
Darcy is wife hunting, both for his own sake and on the order of his uncle, a fortunate alliance might quell the rumours surrounding Rosings.
Travelling from estate to estate filled to the brim of eligible daughters, sisters and friends, Darcy hopes for a quiet reprieve at Netherfield.
Meeting the enchanting but assumed engage (his own conjecture) Elizabeth, they soon form a friendship while chapperoning Jane and Bingley.
Meanwhile, the gossip mill are running rampant.
A couple of culprits are spreading tales of Darcy's alleged bethrotal to Anne, his flirting with Elizabeth and Miss Bingley and his estate jumping for ladies. They even accuse him of killing Anne.
When Darcy leaves, to visit a friends estate, Elizabeth is the victim of the before mentioned gossips and starts to doubt her own judgement.
She is however, rather astute in this book which I highly appreciate.
A chance encounter in London, weeks later, sets the scene for an overdue frank conversation. Family will put in some obstacles though but the trouth will prevail in the end.
Contains a rather quirky HEA for Mary and of course Jane.
Ends in an satisfying epilogue.
Heartily recommend this book!
Darcy is mourning/guilt ridden after lady Cathrine has pronounced her daughter dead, at least to her, as she has run off with a painter, married and is expecting a rather early child... The latter, she has not told her family who presume that Anne is dead.
Darcy is wife hunting, both for his own sake and on the order of his uncle, a fortunate alliance might quell the rumours surrounding Rosings.
Travelling from estate to estate filled to the brim of eligible daughters, sisters and friends, Darcy hopes for a quiet reprieve at Netherfield.
Meeting the enchanting but assumed engage (his own conjecture) Elizabeth, they soon form a friendship while chapperoning Jane and Bingley.
Meanwhile, the gossip mill are running rampant.
A couple of culprits are spreading tales of Darcy's alleged bethrotal to Anne, his flirting with Elizabeth and Miss Bingley and his estate jumping for ladies. They even accuse him of killing Anne.
When Darcy leaves, to visit a friends estate, Elizabeth is the victim of the before mentioned gossips and starts to doubt her own judgement.
She is however, rather astute in this book which I highly appreciate.
A chance encounter in London, weeks later, sets the scene for an overdue frank conversation. Family will put in some obstacles though but the trouth will prevail in the end.
Contains a rather quirky HEA for Mary and of course Jane.
Ends in an satisfying epilogue.
Heartily recommend this book!
September 25, 2020
2.5 stars.
This is P&P if Austen had written it as a farce.
Unfortunately, it wasn't much to my taste because the characters behaved so absurdly, and I prefer them to be more realistic, even if the circumstances in which they find themselves are crazy or supernatural.
In this version, Collins is a malicious gossip (and everyone believes his every unlikely utterance for some inexplicable reason), Jane is cold, Bingley is a smiling idiot, Lady Catherine is insane, Anne de Bourgh is a sex addict, and Colonel Fitzwilliam is obsessed with boobs, moustache stroking, and, for some reason, fruit.
Kitty seems to be attracted to Miss Bingley for most of the novel, but it never amounts to anything or goes anywhere, and Lydia is just a place holder for a name, and adds nothing to the story.
There were parts I liked, but overall I just didn't enjoy the farcical tone of the novel, and found the constant references to sex, bountiful bosoms, and lecherous stares to be over the top.
The ending also dragged for me. Once Darcy and Elizabeth are in love and engaged, I fail to see why we needed so much additional story, with nothing happening except every character copulating like bunnies.
Sorry, this one was not for me.
This is P&P if Austen had written it as a farce.
Unfortunately, it wasn't much to my taste because the characters behaved so absurdly, and I prefer them to be more realistic, even if the circumstances in which they find themselves are crazy or supernatural.
In this version, Collins is a malicious gossip (and everyone believes his every unlikely utterance for some inexplicable reason), Jane is cold, Bingley is a smiling idiot, Lady Catherine is insane, Anne de Bourgh is a sex addict, and Colonel Fitzwilliam is obsessed with boobs, moustache stroking, and, for some reason, fruit.
Kitty seems to be attracted to Miss Bingley for most of the novel, but it never amounts to anything or goes anywhere, and Lydia is just a place holder for a name, and adds nothing to the story.
There were parts I liked, but overall I just didn't enjoy the farcical tone of the novel, and found the constant references to sex, bountiful bosoms, and lecherous stares to be over the top.
The ending also dragged for me. Once Darcy and Elizabeth are in love and engaged, I fail to see why we needed so much additional story, with nothing happening except every character copulating like bunnies.
Sorry, this one was not for me.
June 6, 2018
This was a really cute and fun take on P&P. It was totally far-fetched, but it was such fun that I didn't mind. I really like However, I just didn't see the relationship between the two to recover enough to .
June 23, 2017
3 stars for half the book.
If only an editor had helped pare down this variation by at last half. First to go would be Richard "the breast man's" endless juvenile sexual jokes. Then every moronic, mild "mutton-monger" insult and unfortunate rotten fruit comparison: gone. After those deletions every reference to 'clouds' after the first one. Oh, and "mayhaps" doesn't evoke the era; it is just plain silly. Rats, I almost forgot the excruciatingly long Epilogue. Cut all that, and you have a decently interesting story.
If only an editor had helped pare down this variation by at last half. First to go would be Richard "the breast man's" endless juvenile sexual jokes. Then every moronic, mild "mutton-monger" insult and unfortunate rotten fruit comparison: gone. After those deletions every reference to 'clouds' after the first one. Oh, and "mayhaps" doesn't evoke the era; it is just plain silly. Rats, I almost forgot the excruciatingly long Epilogue. Cut all that, and you have a decently interesting story.
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