“Women,” Michael Leonard’s narrator tells us in the first line of this story, “wanted to talk about anger, identity, politics, etc.” And, almost as a hostile response to this period of growing women’s agency, his old good friend Cavanaugh decides to start up a men’s club of his own which he invites the narrator to join. And so the question of what exactly men want to talk about, becomes the central idea that the novel ends up riffing around. There are seven men there in the club’s very first meeting; a tax accountant, a lawyer, two psychotherapists, two professors, and Cavanaugh the former professional basketball player and icon of hale American masculinity (“If something was wrong with Cavanaugh, it was wrong with the universe”). Thinking, with some reluctance, of the possibility of an evening of male company, the narrator notes: “Some of my married colleagues had love affairs, usually with students. You could call it a regular social possibility. It included emotional chaos. Gonorrhoea. Even guilt. They would have been better off in a men’s club.” So, with a certain glum lack of expectation, he heads off to a suburban home near his house but not before assuring his wife he’ll be home before midnight.
We, the readers, already can safely assume that this isn’t going to happen. But it is the particular form of chaos that this get-together releases that makes this book the fun that it is. They get past the awkward introductory phase where they share a few drinks, smoke weed, and gorge on a sumptuous feast that their host, Kramer’s, wife has put aside for her woman’s evening set to occur on the following evening. Then, like a Toastmaster’s from hell, the men each take turns sharing impromptu stories drawn from their lives. In the very worst way they kind of tell on themselves, revealing just how pathetic and shallow they are in the way they interact with the women in their lives. The narrator gets to be a slightly detached observer, free to make wry commentary and shine spotlines on moments of absurdity. For example, after Kramer, ever to accommodating host, takes out a ringbinder of photos he’s taken of all the women he’s slept with, he intones that “…to me Kramer’s women looked fundamentally the same. One poor sweetie between twenty and thirty years old forever. On a beach, leaning against a railing, a tree, a brick wall, with sun in her eyes, squinting at the camera. A hundred fragments, each complete if you cared to scrutinise. A whole person who could say her name. Maybe love Kramer. That she squinted touched me.”
The novel is full of these neat little revelatory moments, presented with the sort of comic timing that a stand-up would be envious of. Cavanaugh, after describing his extensive history of cheating, hits just the right brusque tone of a man adopting a position of seemingly vulnerability only to be irked as his wife refuses to play into the expected role of meek forgiveness: "I told her I was sorry. It was our anniversary. The kids were staying with my mother. We went camping up north. High pine woods. River. Burning yellow moon. Suddenly I had to tell her everything and I felt it would be okay. I told her about Kansas City, El Paso, New York – the women. You wouldn’t believe what she said. She said, “I want a divorce.” I told her it wouldn’t happen again. I wanted her to forgive me. She said, “I want a divorce.” Like I had one in my pocket. I was getting irritated.”
As the night goes on, and the club descend further into their misanthropic bitterness their behaviour reverts and they start to squabble and fight. Then, in a perfect comic set-piece they destroy a wooden door with a brace of throwing knives and, in a moment of pure bathos, are discovered by the lady of the house howling like a pack of wild dogs. The moment that domestic order is reasserted is sudden, violent, and funny.
This is a book that feels at times a bit stagy and outdated. But it also feels so richly comedic and funny and like it has a real heart to describe the despair of masculine figures within a modernity that seems to increasingly not need them. Michaels is brave enough to represent his seven men in as ugly and garish a light as he can muster, but also captures a core logic of the lives in their desperation to have more genuine connection with each other and the objects of their stories. This is a book that can feel like it's not about anything at all until you battle through the one-liners and the vivid description to uncover its heart. Lovely and touching.