As with other collections I am going to start my review as I read it so I can create content as I go.
The first section follows War themed stories.
“ All the Kings Horses “ follows a troop of American soldiers who have been captured by a warlord in some Communist influenced country. We know this because the man is advised by a Russian who says he cannot interfere with that man’s interpretation of justice. What is devised is that the American troop leader will play a game of chess against his captor with his soldiers and crew ( including his wife and two boys as they were headed for a new posting ) as the pieces. If the piece is lost the person inhabiting will be killed.
“ D.P “ which we read was made into an episode of GE Playhouse in the early days of television centers on postwar Germany. We meet a young black boy living in an orphanage. It is believed that he must be the son of an American soldier. One day as the children are out on a walk with the nuns he sees his first man that looks like him. It is an American army troop, one with a great deal of black soldiers. He leaves at night and goes to meet them and the men themselves become infatuated with the young man.
“ The Manned Missiles “ takes the form of two letters each written by the Father of a soldier, one American, One Russian, to each other, in the aftermath of an unexplained accident in space which has resulted in each son dying. I don’t think people today can what it was like in the early fifties, The Cold War, the Space Race and how it hung as a cloud over people. This story portrays two men, both proud of their sons sacrifice, but sharing a common experience that brings them together.
“ Thanasphere” A secret military mission has sent a manned rocket into space. Amateur skywatchers claim to have seen a shadow move across the moon but the government denies it. In a secret laboratory however the astronaut in space is communicating back to Earth. A two to three year mission. Soon, however, he starts hearing voices. The dead are in the area above the Stratosphere, communicating messages back to the living. The mission goes awry.
“ Souvenir “ A few years after the end of World War 2 a farmer comes out of the backwoods to try to pawn a watch. The pawnshop owner knows the watch is worth a lot but wants to minimize its value. The farmer tells how he came to be in possession of it, it was taken off a dead German, and as he tells the story he realizes the souvenir is worth more than any cash he might gain from it. The broker had sent a German inscription by messenger to a man in town who reads German. After the man had left with his watch he gets the translation back, the watch had been gifted to a German General and inscribed with a message from Hitler himself. Not reading German, the farmer never knew.
The Cruise of The Jolly Roger : A retired soldier from World War Two, not a draftee but a career soldier, has been retired after injury. Slightly disfigured, aimless, he buys a boat. Putting in at a small Northeast town he witnesses a parade and flower laying ceremony for a friend of his killed in battle. This viewing restores some of the sense of meaning to his life, to his and his fallen comrades, lives.
“ Der Arme Detmescher “ Clever short about a soldier assigned duty as a German translator during the war. The only German he knows are the three lines of a poem from high school he was overheard reciting.
“ Bogambo Snuff Box “ Heavily anthologized story and title story of a collection we meet a man blowing into town on business, his hometown, where he stops in to see his first wife. It was a short marriage, they were crazy kids, and he had to roam. He visits her and his family regaling them with stories of his adventures but the box he gives them from Bogambo is marked made in Japan. Later we see him at his hotel calling home to his wife and kids stating that potato chip sales are up.
“ Great Day” A man tells of his time after joining the “ World Army”. It is 2030 and peace reigns everywhere. He is trained in a special group for a special secret mission. So every even he is not told. They are in France and are told to march into the path of laser beams which will allow the
To travel to a battle in 1918.
“ Guns Before Butter “ Three American POWs in Dresden are on a daily cleanup mission pulling rocks. Their guard is an elderly ( too old for the front) soldier who is far from hard on them. He tires of their constant talk of food which leads to a punishment whose results someone end up with him losing his Corporal stripes. The next day guarding them as a Private he joins them in talking about their plans for their first meal once the war is over.
“ Happy Birthday, 1951 “ Two refugees from the war, an old man and a boy, are finally found by the occupying army and made to register. The troops are not ill acting but the man Wants to protect the boy from the constant thought of war, self preservation etc. He resolved to take the boy out of town for the day, “ away from the war “, it’s his birthday or at least the day he has chosen for his birthday. The boy however, is enamored with soldiers, guns and tanks. Even in the wilderness and quiet they visit on this day he cannot protect the boy from these thoughts but, not does the boy wish to be protected.
“ Brighten Up “ Short piece in which author recalls his time in a PoW camp and specifically another prisoner who is the proverbial fixer/ wheeler dealer who soon eats better than the others and does no work detail.
“ The Unicorn Trap “ Very Strong story set in 1067. A small serf family sees men swinging under the punishment of William the Conqueror in England’s invasion. The wife admired the Normans and when they inform her husband he will be tax collector she looks forward to a better circumstance. The Father and their young son are close and joke often about capturing a unicorn. The son advises his Father of his work on the trap but the Dad assumes the boy is using his imagination. Late in the story we find the boys trap catches its own sort of unicorn.
“ Spoils” Paul looks back on his experience of World War 2. He feels great guilt of his liberating, beheading and eating a small caged rabbit.
“ Just You and Me, Sammy “ An American POW in Germany remembers his experience after liberation when a German American Bund member attempts to steal his identity.
“ The Commandants Desk “ In a time post World War Two, after a third conflict between Russia and the United States we see a small Czech village that over the last years has been occupied by Germans, then Russians And now Americans. A cabinetmaker in town anticipates the arrival expecting a good experience. The Colonel in charge however sees no differences, he considers them collaborators, leading our hero to an eventful decision
“ Armageddon in Retrospect “ Odd story about a millionaire who funds a project to remove the influence of the devil on the world.
“ The Petrified Ants “ Simply fantastic story about some Soviet scientists sent to research some petrified ant fossils found at a mining site. What they find shocks them, how,it’s interpreted does not. This story could stand with Orwell’s animal farm as an indictment of the Soviet system.
“ Atrocity Story “ This small three page story completes the WAR section. A recount of three American POW’s from Dresden who after their liberation report a war crime against s fellow soldier who was shot for plundering a can of yellow beans from an abandoned house. His superiors advise him it was not a war crime as plundering is illegal even if you are not getting enough to eat.
The next section features story’s about women, a subject Vonnegut claimed to not write well.
“ Miss Temptation “ is an eerily prescient story that could be thought of as a precursor to today’s incel movement. A beautiful young woman, spending her summer as a bit player in a small town acting company, leaves the locals agog as she walks each day to the pharmacy for the out of town newspapers. She is a bevy of bracelets, bangles and breasts and she has charmed the male population of the town. On a day like any other however, a newly returned Korean War Vet gives her the side eye and criticized her roundly as one of the girls like those in his past that won’t give him the time of day. This is strong.
“ Little Drops of Water” is the story of a womanizing man who finally meets his match when a recently dismissed woman refuses to bow out gracefully and instead torments with him scheduled alterations to his beloved schedule.
“ Jenny” Story about a brilliant scientist who meets and marries a woman in his mid thirties. Within six months they have split up, he has basically left her for his work which is robotics. He has created a computer that uses her voice, a likeness of her face. But, this robot, acts how he expects it to. He has programmed it. Interesting comment in this story. A man says that the scientist “ had nothing to do with women, no experience until he his wife. He had built up no immunity to love with slow, repeated, exposure. “ Don’t we all know someone who overreacts and blows up their life when feeling an intensity of love they have never known.
“ The Epizootic” Strange story about a collapse in the economy in a materialistic society leading many well off men with family’s to commit suicide so that the life insurance benefits can allow their families to maintain the expected lifestyle
“ Hundred Dollar Kisses “ Told in interview fashion a man is being questioned by police detectives over his assault of a coworker. His reason, his coworker ‘s demeaning treatment of women
“ Ruth “ is one of the weaker stories. Follows a young pregnant war widow who travels to live with, and meet for the first time , her husbands Mother. This woman is mourning not just the widows dead husband but her baby boy, it does not go well
“ Out, Brief, Candle “ Very good story about a middle aged farm widow, her husband had been a generation older and left her in good financial stead. She, on a whim, responds to a pen pal ad in a magazine and before long is exchanging letters with a man from New York. The man is in no hurry to meet, or even share photos. Just the exchange of letters takes them both to a higher plane. However, months in she sends an unsolicited picture, nervous of how her plainness will be received. He calls her glorious but with this she sends a message only that she will be coming to see him. He advises her by telegram not to, he is deathly ill. In our modern world we are assuming the worst, a “ catfish “ of sorts. She travels to his town and gives his address but it only takes her to a cemetery. The one eyed, dwarf like caretaker advises her that her correspondent had been his predecessor and had recently died. He takes her to a recent grave ( so new there is not yet a headstone ) and she pays her respects. After the man drops her back off at the train station for her sad trip home we see him back in his shack beginning a new, flowing flowery letter to his next pen pal.
“ Mr Z” Another strong story. Young seminary student is given an assignment in his sociology class to go to the jail and interview a prisoner. She is a young woman, not quite Twenty one, serving a year and a day for possessing stolen goods. Essentially a gangsters moll she is loud mouthed, sassy, vulgar, cynical and beautiful in the extreme. The interview does not go well and on the way out George ( our student ) is accosted by her gangster boyfriend. Somehow the small, fierce criminal ends up on the floor from one punch by the gangly man child. Revenge comes in the form of a severe beating, after a hospital visit from the now released Gloria St Pierre he feels an attraction to her but she is troubled. The next day he discovers she too is now in the hospital as a result of a beating from the gangster when she broke up with him. The gangster is dead in a police shoot out and among her many injuries is his knocking her front teeth out. It is not love at first sight for the two invalids but it does become love.
“ With His Hand on the Throttle “ follows road building construction magnate Earl as he spends all his free time in his cellar model train lounge ignoring his pretty young wife. That is until his Mother decides he is not too old to have her correct his behavior once and for all.
“ Eden By the River “ In a bit of a bait and switch we watch a young couple meander around the riverbank. The had kicked a Stone about a mile from their home to the river and now seem shy, with little to say. When they arrive home it appears a party has been awaiting them. We next see the boy, the tall, gangly young man giving his sister away in marriage.
“ Lovers Anonymous “ tells the story of an informal group of men in a small town who name themselves such when the class beauty, the class brain, the class everything leaves college two years in to settle down and marry a classmate of theirs, who, like them, is just a regular guy.
The section labeled “ Science “ begins with “ Next Door “ which follows two families who share a common wall between their apartments. An eight year old boy hears his neighbors fighting through they the wall leading to bribery and questions from his parents. It is not the most rounded of his stories.
“ Report on the Barnhouse Effect “ tells the story of a man who discovers a force stronger than any yet found which comes strictly from his mind and concentration thereof. “ The Euphio Question “ follows a scientist who discovers voids in space that transmit a static that when broadcasted creates a euphoric malaise in people who hear it. “ Unready to Wear “ details the first people to become amphibious and leave their bodies and become just an unseen entity. They maintain bodies to enter when they need to do specific tasks for which they need a physical body.
“ The Euphio Question “ A scientist discovers unexplainable voids in space that seem to broadcast a kind of radio static. He discovers that when amplified and listened to it creates a kind of mindless euphoria in the listener. When some wish to market it, meter it like electrify he tries to stop his invention in its tracks.
“ Unready to Wear “ In a future time people have discovered how to leave their bodies. They become a spirit, an essence, a full thinking but non bodied person. Some people refuse this advance while those that have become “ amphibious “ maintain warehouses of bodies that they enter when they need to perform body necessary activities. Quite interesting
“ EPICAC “ in the fifties m, in the early days of computers a scientist is working with one of those early, giant, room filling behemoths we have heard about. In love with a fellow scientist but unable to woo her with romanticism ( he is a computer scientist after all ) he programs the computer to create a series of poems to woo her. It works, but the computer does not realize it is not to be the beneficiary of that love that has been won. When it does learn this it commits suicide overloading it’s circuits until they melt.
“Mnemonics “ is a spare, silly little story.
“ Confido” is another technology gone wrong story. Scientist creates a responsive companion that you can speak to but nothing it says is positive, only harming everybody
“ Hall of Mirrors” follows a magician/hypnotist who steals old widows money and is about to get away with it until he forgets just one mirror.
“ The Nice Little People “ tells of a man who discovers a tiny spaceship filled with thumb size beings. After feeding them and gaining their trust he discovers they might be too dedicated to his happiness
“ Look at the Birdie “ is a weaker story about a psychologist who develops a list of psychotics he has treated that he can control for nefarious purposes
“ Between Timid and Timbuktu “ A man is intrigued by time and how people often ( always) say they see their life flash before their eyes in near death experiences. This is not a strong story
The next section is called Romance. “ Who Am I This Time “ centers on a woman who works for the phone company, staying eight weeks in each location to train folks on new equipment. In this town she takes part in a local play group and falls for the local drama king. He has his own story as he is a flat, vanilla, hardware clerk by day, only lighting up on stage in whatever role he plays.
“ Long Walk to Forever “ Is said to be autobiographical as a young man returns to his hometown from the army to see a young woman he has been friends with since kindergarten. She is about to be married and when he heard about it from his Mother he went AWOL to profess his own undying love.
“ A Night For Love “ Two couples in a small town have their night split open when their two children are late arriving home. The girls Father calls the young mans Father. All is complicated by the fact that the girls Father works for the man who is the richest man in town. Also the girls Mother, long ago dated that man.
“ Find Me a Dream “ In an industrial company town ( a pipe making town) the middle aged manager of the factory brings a pretty young woman to a party. Bored out of her mind with constant pipe talk she strikes up a conversation with the bandleader who might be the only man in town not obsessed with pipe
FUBAR : A man who works in an isolated office on a huge factory complex tells of meeting a young woman assigned to be his secretary
Girl Pool : From that same factory we see a story from the viewpoint of one of the young girls in the pool. She becomes enamored of the idea of a young man believed to be hiding somewhere on the industrial site after committing a crime in the local al city.
“ Rome “ A young sheltered girl whose Father is caught in an embezzlement scam in a small company town. He sends his daughter away to weather the storm and she becomes involved with a local theater company.
“ Miss Snow, Your Fired “ follows the relationship between a young eighteen year old girl, a beauty, who causes much trouble in the company she works for.
“ Paris “ Story follows three couples on their way from London to Paris. Traveling by train on the last leg to Paris, the three couples, all at different stages I their relationship, realize they are all traveling on the same train on their return trips. We see them both before, and after, their trips and the changes that take place for them as a result.
“ City “ Very short piece that describes two lonely people of the big city who, after seeing each other for a couple weeks at their nightly bus stop venture a conversation and, perhaps a life together.
“ More Stately Mansions “ follows a couple who move into a neighborhood and meet their neighbors. The wife is nice but she has suggestions by the handful of how the new occupant can improve her home. House improvement and decorating magazines abound. Eventually the hospitality is reciprocated but the couple is shocked to see the home of their neighbors. None of the ideas exist for decorating appear but in her mind. Still, they are nice. Even in her oddness and her husbands obvious desire to protect her from those who would call out her eccentricities.
“ The Hyannis Port Story “ was set to be published in a magazine but when the President was killed the story was never included or released. Still, it holds up well. A longtime resident of the island, unhappy with the influx of tourist activity due to the President hires a New Hampshire window salesman to redo his whole house. While there he listens to the man rail against Kennedy and even witnesses him turning on a well lighted Goldwater sign which can easily be seen from the Kennedy compound next door. When he discovers his son is in love with a Kennedy cousin from Ireland he modifies his opinion a bit , then has a memorable interaction with his famous neighbor
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