”Have I ever told you I love you more than the Milky Way?”
This is a really cute, short story. Within the first five minutes I was smiling and I thoroughly enjoyed the sense of humor in this book.
Kristen is geeky (she’s an alternative fuel scientist), very inquisitive and has a fun personality. She hasn’t had the best luck on the last few dates....
“Grams. He works at a funeral home. He told me all about embalming people . . . during a carrot pickling class.”
She tuts. “Fine, so he needs some work on social skills. Who doesn’t?”
“Plus, pickled carrots? Ewww. Just eww.”
She’s confident online dating is the way to go.
“I’m confident I’ll find someone online who shares my interests.”
“Question-asking, troublemaking, and high levels of sarcasm?”
Cameron owns a chocolate business and lives in New York. He does not believe in online dating and thinks meeting someone in person is the best way to go. He’s outgoing, likes philosophy and is sexy (of course). :)
And then there’s Grandma Jeanne. She was a hoot. She was bound and determined to help Kristen find true love. She’s one of those feisty grandmas that just makes you chuckle.
”Is this seat taken?”
She snaps up her gaze. “That depends on whether a handsome young man is going to park his butt on the hood of this car, or if some old fellow who smells like Vicks VapoRub will try to snag the coveted spot next to me.”
So grandma works her magic and brings these two together in her own unique way. 👍😁
We’ve been pranked, Kristen.”
“Oh, she definitely wins the prank wars on this one. She’s been pretending to be you and chatting with me.” She shakes a fist. “I’m going to wring that dirty bird’s neck when I see her again.”
“She knew I only wanted to meet guys online, so she put the guy she wanted me to date online.”
“And she knew I wasn’t into online dating. But she wanted me to meet you. So she engineered a way for us to meet, each thinking it was exactly what we wanted—real life for me, and online for you.”
......oooohhh. Grandma is so sneaky. 👏👏 Lol.
Of course it works. ❤️ Whether chatting via text or face to face, these two have entertaining conversations.
“No one is secretly addicted to kale. So you’re either an alien or a robot or a celebrity on a fad diet, and I can’t date any of those. No one loves kale. It takes like ten years to finish one leaf.”
“I told you you’re a whole lot of fun? Like, more fun than monkeys in a barrel?”
“But how does anyone know how much fun monkeys in a barrel really are?”
“I don’t know. Has anyone ever put monkeys in a barrel and tried to have fun with them?”
“I hope not. That doesn’t seem like it would be fun for the monkeys.”
“Cameron: I’m not in the least bit surprised. Do you still skate, and when you do, do you wear those socks that go to your knees?
Kristen: You mean . . . wait for it . . . knee-high socks?”
This was a fun story, but really short. So, don’t expect any deep drama, high levels of angst or character depth. It’s just a light, quick, easy read that has some fun moments and a nice little HEA.
Quotes:
“What if he’s an ax murderer though?”
“He’s not, because I met him in person.”
“Question: do you think ax murderers wear name tags that identify them by profession?”
“My curiosity extends to the far reaches of the Milky Way and beyond”
“I believe fate is the creation of nonscientists. I believe luck is random happenstance and chance is simply a variable we scientists have to account for.”
“I gulp. I’ve been catfished. Catfished by a total creepozoid criminal, and I’m about to be kidnapped. I glance right, look left. A family of four strolls ahead of us. I’ll run to them. Wait, no. I’ll be putting their little toddler in danger. I’ll dart the other way, shouting fire!”
“Nothing says sexy like driving your hot new Ferrari to Bed Bath & Beyond.”