"Baby Teeth" by Zoje Stage was a novel I’ve been meaning to read on my TBR for a while since it had an awesome cover, a wild description, and seemed like my kind of read. Right off the bat, it was an interesting story and done in a unique way. To read alternating chapters between daughter and mother was very original and once the creepy moments started happening, my goodness, I was excited to see what awaited.
For the first chunk of this novel, it was a genuine pageturner. I thought it was brilliant and since this was the first novel I’ve ever read by Stage, I was impressed. The Swedish aspect of it and tying this novel a bit into folk horror was also a nice touch. The early plot twists were pretty disturbing but unfortunately, as I kept reading, I started to see this novel spiral downward for me.
You see, Hannah, a seven-year-old child, started to do and imagine things in her head that simply felt unrealistic. It became downright unbelievable and eventually, the lack of common sense in this novel started to drive me insane. Not for a single second would I believe that Hannah would do all the terrible, mean, and crazy things to her mother Suzette and there not be any kind of discipline or punishment.
Between this and Alex, Hannah’s father, I just started to get even more frustrated. He was completely useless in this story due to denial and constantly saying “älskling” and “lilla gumman” 39,827 times in this novel was overkill. It completely took me out of the reading experience since his character irritated me and not in a cool or evil way.
After such a strong start, the majority of this story just didn’t feel authentic enough to me. I felt "Baby Teeth" tried so hard to be a light version of “The Omen” and it horribly failed. I would not consider this a true horror novel at all. It simply wasn’t scary enough but the potential was undoubtedly there at the beginning. I won’t spoil anything for you but I was expecting this story to go in an entirely different direction but all I got was way too much dialogue, repetitiveness, and difficult-to-believe fluff from the 20% mark on.
This novel kept dragging on to the point where I was beyond bored. I was waiting for something awesome, anything entertaining to happen, and nothing. As I said before, I loved this novel’s cover but I felt even that was a bit misleading. There was literally nothing to do about baby teeth even though it implies that it’s some kind of horror novel. Common now. "Baby Teeth" is not a horror novel as it’s more of a psychological thriller if anything. There are some bits and pieces that make it a bit creepy and disturbing but nothing to the levels you’d expect in a true horror novel.
I won’t get into any specifics but if you have a child that acts the way Hannah does, I was shocked at the lack of common sense by both Suzette and Alex. It started to annoy me while reading since if any parent has a child who says and does a fraction of what Hannah does in this novel, common sense says you discipline, course-correct, and nip it in the bud. It was laughable seeing what these two did and yeah, that’s not horror. I expected a lot more since honestly, Stage is a pretty good writer but "Baby Teeth" lacked any bite.
It’s one of those novels that you’re there reading and waiting for something to happen and nothing happens. It’s just a lot of talking, repeated dialogue of what is already known or happened, and it’s a slogfest. Mind you, I’ve yet to speak about the ending.
The ending… what the hell did I just read?
It was such a long, boring, drawn-out ending that didn’t satisfy me in any way, shape, or form. I’m talking zero climax, no excitement, no fun race to the end, nothing. Just more dialogue and more recapping of what I’ve read at least twice already.
I give "Baby Teeth" by Zoje Stage a 2/5 and only because I actually enjoyed her writing style. It’s very good but this novel just didn’t do it for me. It started out great and my goodness, I was super excited to see where things would go after that promising start, awesome plot twist, and the potential of this being an entertaining horror novel. Unfortunately, it’s not scary enough, has way too much dialogue, and I felt it just dropped the ball when it could have been significantly better. This novel dragged on to the point of sheer boredom and I couldn’t believe this went in the direction it did. It’s boring and should not be considered horror as it’s more of a psychological thriller but even under that genre, this lacks the kind of suspense that is needed for it to work in that regard. Awe well, onto the next one.