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384 pages, Hardcover
First published September 16, 2019
Pipi McGee has had a rather...miserable...time of elementary and middle school so far.
"What could go wrong?"
"Don't you say that. Don't you ever say that to me."
Every year something BIG happens. Something huge. Something so ginormous that it eclipses just everything that happened that year.
"Every year, you start off like an innocent little lamb thinking this time, everything's going to be so new and grand. Every year, I've got to come pry you out of the bathroom stall you're crying in..."
From a bacon portrait with boobs to peeing her pants due a stuck zipper. Every. Thing. Is recorded.
"The List?" Alec asked.
"The List of Humiliations of Pipi McGee."
Now that high school is around the corner, Pipi is downright TERRIFIED that her humiliations will follow her...so the only way to stop this?
I wrote a seven on the next line. Mom and Dad stiffened. Even Eliza didn't say a word.
Alec said, "Wh-"
"We don't talk about seventh grade."